A goblin who doesn't want to stir up trouble is not a good goblin

Once Mu Liangfeng turned on the thick-skinned switch, he couldn't turn it off again.Sleeping with Huaxian in his arms these days, he seems to have eaten enough tofu, but in fact, he doesn't even dare to go more than a hair's length, like a humanoid pillow in a store every day.

He made up his mind: acting!

Doesn't Hua Xian pursue tough guys?Then pretend to be weak!

The corner of Hua Xian's mouth twitched, revealing a small tooth.His eyes moved from Sarah to the other person's face, frowning, looking up and down, shaking his head, as if looking for something: "Where is your face? Why is your face gone?"

Mu Liangfeng stretched out both hands to fix his head, and said without doubt: "Let's go."

Huaxian was caught in the car by Mu Liangfeng, and while the other was driving, he learned about the reason for working overtime.

The novels on X Literature Network are rich in themes, and there are also a lot of authors, from unknown people to station masters, who are assigned to different editors for management.Because each editor has too much to do, they don't care about authors who are not well-known and not proactive.

This time, the incident was caused by an unknown writer, Rhubarb—the other party wrote pornographic stories on X Literature Network, and drove 100 yards of cars on the speed-limited road of X Literature Network every day.

X Literature Network has people reviewing the content of articles every day, but there are too many articles published every day. In order to facilitate the operation of reviewers, the convenience right of batch review has been opened, which also allows Dahuang to slip away from the Internet hole, and she writes meat to avoid Sensitive vocabulary was opened, and each chapter was fortunately not discovered.

However, the readers of X Literature Network are not all adults—a considerable number of minors secretly use their parents’ mobile phones to read novels, and some of them read Rhubarb’s works.It also happened that a curious mother clicked on Rhubarb's novel in order to learn about her daughter's online content, and she became extremely angry.

She posted screenshots of the chapters online and circled the Weibo of the Cultural Bureau.

The Bureau of Cultural Affairs is very strict about novels, and clearly stipulates the standards of online novels: the part below the neck cannot be written, and offenders will not only be fined, but will even bear criminal responsibility.

Mu Liangfeng didn't know it at first. To be precise, everyone on the X Literature website didn't know it, even Rhubarb didn't expect it. Until the Cultural Affairs Bureau called this afternoon, the other party said on the phone that they wanted X Literature Net issued a statement as soon as possible, reaffirming the standards for writing articles, and self-checking its novels.Tomorrow they will send a special person to randomly check and accept.At the same time, for this dereliction of duty, a fine of [-] yuan was imposed.

Twenty thousand is a small sum for Mu Liangfeng, the trouble lies in a thorough investigation and issuing a statement. He could already expect a lot of complaints on the Internet after the statement was issued in the car.

Hua Xian occasionally reads novels, and he doesn't care about Huan Ai, he cares more about the plot content, but he still can't help but ask: "Is this a scale? You can't write below the neck or shoulders? People in the Cultural Bureau are too feudal." gone."

"The main thing is to consider minors," Mu Liangfeng slowed down as there was a traffic jam ahead, "The country doesn't implement a classification system, I'm afraid we will lead minors astray."

Hua Xian remained silent. It is impossible to implement a grading system at the moment, it is too chaotic and difficult to manage.

The evening rush hour in City H dragged on for a bit long, Hua Xian turned his head and looked out through the car window, seeing the heavy traffic and constant flow.The street lights had already been turned on, and the city was a little noisy at the moment, probably mixed with the liberation carnival of office workers. Sitting in the car, Hua Xian could hear the rock music coming from the car next door.

The salad was placed on his lap, wide open, with a few lettuce leaves and half a boiled egg left, and he lowered his head to pick out the yolk.Mu Liangfeng turned on the radio and listened to the evening broadcast.

The standard broadcasting voice flowed in the car: "According to the reporter's understanding, this man Lu bought a police uniform online and pretended to be a policeman to cheat money and sex. A total of five women fell for him..."

When Mu Liangfeng heard this, he sneered: "Will someone be hooked by pretending to be a policeman? It's so easy to cheat."

"There are always a few idiots in the world." Hua Xian finished the vegetable leaves, covered the box and put it aside, "And the police are handsome, look at the law enforcement on the road, they are tall and good-looking."

Mu Liangfeng glanced quickly, then sneered: "Is this called handsome?"

The car stopped and started, and finally drove into the underground garage after half an hour. Even at night, most of the parking spaces in the underground garage are full.Mu Liangfeng found one in the corner, stopped and picked up the salad box that Hua Xian had left behind.

Hua Xian got out of the car a long time ago, and waited by the car door for Mu Liangfeng to bypass the front of the car and enter the company with him.

He lowered his head and looked at his phone. During the day, he posted the love bank questionnaire in his circle of friends and received hundreds of likes. He typed a message: Don't patronize likes, remember to do it!

After typing, I looked up, just in time to see Mu Liangfeng walking in front of me, chewing non-stop, and asked casually, "What are you eating?"

"Egg yolk." Mu Liangfeng led him through the door of the underground garage and into the elevator.

"Oh." Hua Xian responded, not paying attention to it, and didn't realize something was wrong until the elevator went up to the first floor, "Where did you get the egg yolk?"

"In the salad."

Mu Liangfeng's salad had already been eaten at home, and the two of them only brought a salad from Huaxian. Just now in the car, Huaxian didn't eat the egg yolk...

Mu Liangfeng's mouth was still moving, he seemed to want to use his teeth to grind the egg yolk into a fine powder, so that the egg yolk filled every crevice, Hua Xian looked at him, the only inch left was about to be burned.

The very popular Hong Shixian emoji suddenly popped up in his mind: You are so coquettish.

Before the elevator door opened, Mu Liangfeng swallowed the egg yolk, took Hua Xian out, passed by Bai Junhe's desk, took a bottle of mineral water from his desk, unscrewed it and raised his head to take a sip: "Has everyone arrived yet? "

"Here we are." Bai Junhe was standing by the desk with his laptop in his hands. He had been waiting for Mu Liangfeng for 10 minutes. "All the editors, including the staff reviewing articles, and the public relations department are waiting for you in the conference room." After he finished speaking, Zhao Huaxian greeted, "Mr. Hua."

Hua Xian looked at Bai Junhe, not only awkward, but also compared.He unconsciously compares himself with the other party in terms of height, appearance, and professional ability.

Hua Xian was counting the scores in his heart while thinking, Bai Junhe is much better than me...

Especially Secretary Bai took off his work suit and put on casual clothes, looking younger all of a sudden.Hua Xian looked down at the shirt on his body and felt that he had been instantly killed.

He couldn't stop thinking, standing in front of the two of them in a daze, he didn't respond to Bai Junhe's greeting, Bai Junhe raised his eyes to look at the president, and found that the president gave him a wink.

Bai Junhe: "?"

Mu Liangfeng cleared his throat and said, "Call the CEO's wife."

Bai Junhe was overjoyed, thinking that the president had caught him, he stood up straight and said loudly, "Hello, Madam President!" He bowed and looked at Hua Xian like a golden mountain.

Hua Xian was startled by him, and took a step back without saying a word.Mu Liangfeng held his elbow: "Be careful." He moved his big warm hand from Hua Xian's elbow to his palm, held it, and led him to the conference room.

The conference room was full of editors, from the romance group to the pure love group, five people from the PR department came and sat at the front.Bai Junhe opened the door for the two of them, and when he entered the room, he coughed solemnly and suggestively at everyone.

Then everyone saw that Mr. Mu walked in leading Hua Xian.

Mu Liangfeng marked Hua Xian as the president very early on. If Hua Xian pays attention, he will find that on the first page of the new staff rules compiled by X Literature Company, it says: The president is married. disturb.

Among the employees, only Bai Junhe knew that the president was hot, and he hadn't caught up with him before.

When everyone saw Huaxian, they were as excited as a group seeing a red bull. If it weren't for Mr. Mu's strong aura, they would have turned around in the conference room a few times.

Hua Xian could faintly see the word "Fuck" rising behind them.

He tilted his head and leaned against Mu Liangfeng, and whispered, "The people in your company are even weirder than my colleagues."

Mu Liangfeng didn't know how to tell the truth, while he was struggling, everyone below stood up together, bowed, and shouted to Hua Xian: "Hello, Madam President!"

Hua Xian let out a groan, stretched out his hand to twist Mu Liangfeng's waist: "What's going on?"

So many people call me Mrs. President at the same time, so tidy, there must be something tricky behind it!

Mu Liangfeng was satisfied with the understanding of the employees, but at the same time he had a headache. Based on the principle of talking more and making mistakes, he simply shut up and took a copy of the employee rules from the shelf next to him: "Look at the first page."

Hua Xian opened it and took a look: "..."

I don't know what to say...

Everyone sat down after shouting, there were many things, and the statement draft of the public relations department was still being revised. The editors and reviewers each had a laptop computer and were responsible for reviewing the draft.

After a joke, everyone started working hard. Mu Liangfeng asked Huaxian to arrange it himself, while he went to the camp of the public relations department to discuss the wording of the statement with them.

Hua Xian paced back and forth, walked to an editor at random and sat down—there was only one male editor in the entire editorial team, and that was the one next to Hua Xian.

Hua Xian sat next to him, and asked politely, "Can I sit?"

"Okay." The male editor called Brother Liang, who is short in stature, judging from his sitting posture, only about 1.6 meters.

After Hua Xian sat down, he looked around and asked, "Do you have any computers? I can help review manuscripts."

Tonight, in order to deal with the Cultural Affairs Bureau, the review is to review the manuscripts released two months ago. There are so many manuscripts, and the editors do not communicate with each other. They review a chapter in 30 seconds.

Brother Liang pulled the one on the left: "This one can be used, but the speed is a bit slow."

"It's okay." Hua Xian opened the webpage and landed on the review page, "Can I review Su Yiran's?"

Hua Xian has only read Su Yiran's books on the X Literature website, so he is familiar with him.

"His works don't need to be censored," Brother Liang said, "The authors who are too famous don't need to be censored, because they are usually strictly caught, and there will definitely be no violations."

Oh, for those who are not familiar with the review, Hua Xian understands, so he clicked on a random mecha novel of the future, and after reading a few chapters, he found that he didn't understand: "What is an alpha? What is an omega?"

Brother Liang was shocked when he heard the words, took his computer to check, and found that Hua Xian had entered the Shengziwen channel by mistake!

The author has something to say:

Sorry for the oolong... no one dropped a shallow water bomb on me, it's a landmine! [Crying stupidly by myself] What I want to say is still the same, thank you Daga.The most important thing is that Daga should be happy to read my article! ! [Talk more and make more mistakes, Daga just wants to be happy and do whatever he wants, the most important thing in reading the text is to be happy! 】

Mr. Mu is so coquettish, he actually eats Ah Xian's balls!