A goblin who doesn't want to stir up trouble is not a good goblin

City H, late at night.

In the cold winter, the windows were blurred by the cold air. The sporadic pedestrians on the road wrapped their cotton coats tightly and walked alone under the street lamps, trying to draw some warmth from the warm-toned lights. The light, a soft yearning in the heart.

Wearing crumpled pickle-style pajamas, Hua Xian floated downstairs like a hydrogen balloon, turned into the dark kitchen, turned on the light, and skillfully pressed the switch of the coffee machine.

His hair was a little long, and when he lowered his head, it fell down from the side of his ears, reflecting the silhouette of a beauty on the kitchen wall.The wide pajamas couldn't cover his slender waist, and occasionally a few gusts of wind blew outside the window, blowing his clothes and sticking to his waistline.

The coffee machine shows that there is still half a minute.

The darkness is suitable for wild thoughts, but he doesn't have even the slightest thought, his mind is full of tomorrow morning, oh no, today's work tasks.

There was a snap—the kitchen was brightly lit.

Hua Xian squinted his eyes stimulated by the sudden bright light, his head was a little dizzy, he supported the cooking table with his right hand, raised his left hand, and ran through his hair from front to back, revealing his smooth forehead, and raised his eyes: "Brother, what are you doing?" ?”

Mu Liangfeng was wearing gray pajamas and pajamas with a bit of fluff. The cropped trousers showed his beautiful ankles.He walked in and forcibly pressed the off button of the coffee machine: "Should I ask you this? Now," he took out his mobile phone from his pocket and pressed the on button, "It's 57:[-] in the morning, come down for coffee ?”

Hua Xian turned on the switch again: "The work is not finished."

"Then I'm going to make a call and ask Shen Shihuai how many tasks he has assigned you without conscience." Mu Liangfeng swiped open the lock screen and clicked on the contacts.

Hua Xian curled his lips and told the truth: "I can't sleep."

Mu Liangfeng kept his posture still and asked him, "What did you have for lunch?"

Hua Xian didn't know why the topic jumped from insomnia to eating, and announced a series of dish names in a blink of an eye, with a very skilled tone.

Mu Liangfeng put away his phone and tapped on the other person's head: "It's a lie again, you didn't eat at all, did you?"

Mu Liangfeng knows Huaxian too well.Both of them are pig spirits.Mu Liangfeng is 30 years old this year. He changed his form at the age of six. With good luck, he was adopted by a human couple in Zhujing Kindergarten.The couple already had little property at that time. Because they had not had children for many years, they had to adopt Mu Liangfeng when they were approaching middle age. When Rapid Development founded X Literature Network, it also provided him with a large amount of funds, and even attracted investment from several business tycoons.

In the Internet age, two-way convenient interactive apps emerge in endlessly. Mu Liangfeng was the first to reach out to the field of reading. He seized the opportunity and leapt forward. Genius writer.

Huaxian came to H City three years ago to join Mu Liangfeng.

He is three years younger than Mu Liangfeng, and was Mu Liangfeng's best playmate in the pigsty before he was six years old.When Mu Liangfeng left, he hadn't transformed yet, and he was lying in the pigsty every day basking in the sun.

Six-year-old Mu Liangfeng was reluctant to part with this younger brother, and gave him a glass marble before leaving, asking him to keep it well, and recognize him with the marble when they meet in the future.

Six-year-old Xiao Mu has always watched too many idol dramas, and thinks this method is the most reliable.

Three years ago, Huaxian came to the door with glass beads in his hand, and Mr. Mu was taken aback. There was no other reason, but Huaxian had changed so much!

The younger brother in Mu Liangfeng's impression is a fat pig, how fat is it... The director of Zhujing Kindergarten is a young and strong boy, every time he hugs Huaxian, he has to switch his left and right hands back and forth.

Once, Mu Liangfeng also heard the headmaster and the teacher whispering that after Huaxian transformed, he might be a fat man of three hundred catties, with double chins that could reach the ground.

But the young man standing in front of Mu Liangfeng was thin and fair, and to the naked eye, he only weighed about a hundred catties.

Mu Liangfeng looked around for a long time, and then asked Hua Xian a few questions on the sidelines. After confirming that he was the correct person, he asked him to live in his home.

In the first few years, Mu Liangfeng was so busy that he couldn't do it all. He lived in the company all night, and the day and night were reversed several times. This year, he had some free time and started to go home.Three years ago, he specially invited an aunt to cook for Huaxian. Recently, when he was free, he went home to eat with her. It was harmonious at first, but within a few months, Huaxian refused to eat anything. up.

Mu Liangfeng asked again and again, only to find out that Huaxian almost doesn't eat all carbohydrates and sugars, the reason is that he will gain weight.

Mu Liangfeng talked all kinds of things, so he persuaded Huaxian to eat healthy meals every day, but within a few days, Mu Liangfeng discovered that Huaxian likes to stay up late and drink black coffee.

I don't know how many times the act of drinking coffee in the early morning like today has happened.

Hua Xian turned around, lowered his head to pick up the coffee, filled the cup without any milk: "This is my favorite meal."

Mu Liangfeng grabbed his wrist and opened his five fingers with a sullen face: "Drinking this kind of food is not good for your health, now go upstairs with me to sleep."

Hua Xian tilted his head, quickly finished a glass of rebellion, and put the glass on the cooking table: "Let's go."

Mu Liangfeng wanted to get angry, but he couldn't get angry at Hua Xian's soft face.He turned off the light in the kitchen, took Hua Xian by the elbow, and went upstairs step by step: "I'm going to your company tomorrow and pick you up by the way."I have a dinner tonight and I'll take you there. "

"What dinner? Is there a man I can catch?"

Mu Liangfeng paused, then lifted it up steadily: "You want to find a man from me?"

"Well, after all, my slogan is 'Wear XS clothes, catch men with XL length'." Hua Xian shrugged quietly in the dark, "There are good men who think of me, don't be too ugly and not too fat .”

The quiet darkness covered the light, shadow, and sound in Hua Xian's eyes, and also covered the turbulent undercurrent in Mu Liangfeng's eyes.He silently evoked an emotionless smile: "I'm afraid there is no such man."

Black coffee can't stop Hua Xian from sleeping, because his insomnia comes from hunger.He only ate two biscuits from morning to night today.He is too easy to get fat. When he was just an adult, his whole face looked like he had no eyes, and his facial features were all crowded together. Later, he deliberately stopped eating, started by reducing the amount and frequency of food, and gradually started from five meals a day. Change to one meal a day, from three bowls of rice to one bowl of rice, and then to no meals.

A few months ago, I had dinner with Mu Liangfeng, and my weight rebounded a bit, so scared that he dare not eat now.

An hour ago, Hua Xian felt that his stomach was stuck together, and there was no air in between, so he went downstairs in the dark to make black coffee, but he didn't expect that Mu Liangfeng was still awake.

It's so late, he still hasn't slept.

Hua Xian turned over, his eyelids tended to droop, he quickly put aside his thoughts, concentrated on brewing sleep, and fell asleep before four o'clock.

The next day at work, Mu Liangfeng stuffed two buckets of potato chips into Huaxian's bag: "Eat more snacks, you are too thin." He drove a low-key private car from the garage: "Send it to you?"

"No," Hua Xian rebuffed, "I take the subway to protect the environment."

Huaxian's pretty and handsome group is the most gossip group in the company. If they see her going to work in a private car, they will definitely strip off her underwear.

The last time they heard that they were pig spirits, they yelled in the office all day, insisting on dragging themselves to talk about weight loss methods, especially Liu Liang, a tough guy who is five big and three thick, wants to learn how to lose weight so he can catch girls!

Hua Xian turned around and left.

Mu Liangfeng proposed to send Hua Xian to work every day this month, but was rejected by Hua Xian every day. He nodded, "Okay, see you in the evening." When Hua Xian went out and disappeared around the corner, he collected his expression and took out his phone Harassing Su Yiran: "Does the promised gentleness have any effect??? He doesn't like that at all!"

Before Su Yiran returned, Mu Liangfeng bombarded him again: "Is there any other way!"

Su Yiran typed slowly: "How about you try to increase contact, and then confess next month, isn't next month's NO.14 Valentine's Day?"

Mu Liangfeng's replies were full of the president's eagerness: "It's useless, I will deduct half of your manuscript fee!"

Very public revenge.

Mu Liangfeng gradually fell in love with Huaxian. At the beginning, he took care of Huaxian as his younger brother, and after taking care of him, he had the idea of ​​charming.This relationship didn't know when it changed, and by the time he realized it, it was already like wildfire.

Mr. Mu, who has no emotional experience, is burned by the burning emotions in his heart. He has a group of masters of romance and pure love novels under him. Carefully ask God for help.

Unexpectedly, the master is completely unreliable, and what he said should be gentle and reserved. In the past two months, Mu Liangfeng pretended to be a gentle gentleman and was going crazy, but it didn't work at all.

In the early morning, Hua Xian asked himself to find him a man!

When Mu Liangfeng thought of this incident, he gritted his teeth angrily. He dug out the documents submitted by the propaganda department yesterday from the car, frowned at the contents, and called his secretary.

Hua Xian arrived 10 minutes early, and everyone in the pretty group was present except for Guo Jiji. Hua Xian's seat was at the door, and as soon as he put down his bag, Tang Yuan walked over from his seat and said, "Hua Xianzi, you've lost weight again. "

Huaxianzi is Huaxian's code name in the beautiful and handsome group.

Tang Yuan dragged the body fat scale in the corner of the office to Hua Xian's feet: "Come on, let's weigh it." As he yelled, the whole group rushed over, Hua Xian bent down and took the body fat scale Get up, point to the bag to divert everyone's attention: "There are potato chips in it, take it yourself."

While everyone was huddled together to eat potato chips, Hua Xian sneaked to a little distance away, stood on the scale, and breathed a sigh of relief: he weighed less than yesterday.

Tang Yuan noticed the slapstick, and bit the potato chips in his mouth, "Hua Fairy, you're doing this again!"

"I'm willing," Hua Xian got off the body fat scale and declared in the office, "I'm losing weight today, no one is allowed to ask me to eat."

360 five days a year, Huaxian loses weight for 360 days, the beautiful and handsome group is not surprised, but Bai Ziluo said another thing: "Huaxian, your hair is too long, I just saw your back and thought You are a girl."

"Girl? What girl?" Guo Jiji ran in panting, only to hear the last part of the sentence, "There are girls in our group?"

"There are no girls," Hua Xian stroked his hair, "With your review notice, you are late again."

The author has something to say:

Sorry sorry, I forgot to clear the mines for everyone yesterday.

Demining: ①Mu Liangfeng is very perverted, the third perverted attack is also very dramatic ②Hua Xian looks like a girl, but he is actually a tough guy with a tough personality~ At the same time he is very sloppy! ! !Lazy and sloppy! !Cute little ones with obsessive-compulsive disorder may feel uncomfortable ③There is no plot! !No plot! !No plot! !