A goblin who doesn't want to stir up trouble is not a good goblin

When Shen Shihuai came back from a meeting, he saw Bai Ziluo squatting at the door of the office, rubbing his red wrists, and there was an iron bowl at his feet, which was Guo Yuzhong's food bowl in the company.

Shen Shihuai was about to enter the room without looking sideways. Bai Ziluo handed the bowl in front of him: "Manager Shen, I was injured at work, and I want compensation."

Shen Shihuai: "??"

Bai Ziluo raised his hand to show him: "Your pet chicken beat you too hard."

Shen Shihuai lowered his gaze and saw a large red patch on the other's wrist, which was slightly swollen. His wife was responsible for beating him. He thought about it: "500 yuan?"

Bai Ziluo shook his head: "Give me a vacation, I'm getting married."

Guo Jiji, who pricked up his ears on the table to overhear the conversation, let out a loud "giggle——".

Bai Ziluo is actually getting married! ! !Bai Ziluo was able to marry out! !

As soon as Shen Shihuai heard it, he knew what Guo Haji was surprised at, so he helped him ask one more question: "Is it the blind date person who praised your physical strength last time?"

"Well, I will get the certificate tomorrow, and then you must come to the wedding ceremony."

Shen Shihuai nodded: "I will tell Guo Jiji to give you a week off."

Bai Ziluo stood up and continued rubbing his wrists: "Thank you, manager."

When Shen Shihuai entered the office, he saw Guo Haji standing on the table, jumping up and down, and flapped his wings twice.He couldn't speak, he was so anxious, he really wanted to know about Bai Ziluo's situation!

Shen Shihuai was funny, picked him up and flicked his forehead: "Gossip chicken."

Guo Haw couldn't roll his eyes, but he still tried his best to hang his eyes towards the ceiling to show his contempt for Shen Shihuai!

"I saw you changed your profile picture." Shen Shihuai stroked his head, "My wife is so good."

Guo Jiji's meaty skirt began to turn red at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Shen Shihuai noticed it, and pinched it with malicious intentions, Guo Jiji shook his head, unable to break free.He squeezed his mouth shut desperately.

Damn, I really want to scream! ! !

No, it cannot be called.

His little black bean eyes revealed a sense of determination.

Shen Shihuai squeezed for a while, let go, bent down to pick up the photos printed in the morning from under the table, but found that the bag was wide open, and the photos were scattered all over the floor.

He put the photos together with one hand, put them in a bag, and then picked them up: "Did you open them?"

Guo Jiji nodded.

Shen Shihuai kissed his cockscomb, carried him out of the office, and went downstairs into the garage: "Do you want to ask me why I printed your photo?"

In fact, there is another reason, Guo Jiji thought, isn't it that you love me?But he still wanted to hear Shen Shihuai's own answer, so he let Shen Shihuai tie the seat belt around his stomach, and then turned his head towards the driver's seat.

Shen Shihuai took off his diaper and patted it on: "I want to paste the photo on the white wall beside the stairs, so I can enjoy it when I do it on the stairs."

Guo Jiji: "..."

He turned to the front with no expression on his face.

Then, he started crowing!

The horse stumbled, Guo Jiji couldn't bear it at all, and kept crowing all the way to the house.

Shen Shihuai had the experience of raising chickens for the first time, and he was handy for the second time. He helped Guo Jiji take a bath and fed and went to the rooftop.The roof of Shen Shihuai's house is enclosed, surrounded by glass, so you can see the outside clearly from inside, but you can't see the glass inside from the outside, so you can avoid other people's peeping, and you can also enjoy the night view.There are three lazy sofas and a large wide sofa in the middle of the roof, which can accommodate two adults, and it is no problem to sleep as a bed.

Shen Shihuai hugged Guo Jiji and lay on the sofa: "Okay, let's absorb the essence of Xingyue."

Guo Haw finally stopped his crowing before eating, and recited two or three passages of the Mantra for Purifying the Heart, and now he sat on Shen Shihuai's chest, admiring the sky.

It's good to be rich, Guo Jiji is in a delicate mood, Shen Shihuai has installed air conditioners on the rooftops, and he has to sleep on the sofa with a blanket, it's so comfortable...

Transparent glass can't block the beauty of the starry sky, Shen Shihuai pointed to a certain place, and drew a shape with him: "This is Gemini, connected like this..."

"This is Aries, to connect like this..."

Guo Jiji was so dazed that he closed his eyes when Shen Shihuai was talking about the fifth constellation.

Shen Shihuai hugged him to the neck, touched the other's hard mouth: "Haw, good night." He covered Guo Haji with the blanket.

Because of absorbing the essence of the night, Guo Jiji turned back into a human form the next day. He opened his eyes and found himself lying on Shen Shihuai's body.He moved his body, stretched out his hands from under the blanket, clenched into fists and opened them again, feeling the beauty of the human form in a foolish way.

It's a good man, Guo Jiji sighed again, and he poked Shen Shihuai's cheek.

Shen Shihuai grabbed his hand and opened his eyes: "Hey, are you going to work today?"

"No, I want to rest."

"Oh, that's absenteeism."

Guo Jiji: "........."

Since the cancellation of the check-in, Guo Haji was completely relaxed and never set the alarm clock again. However, Shen Shihuai is an overly considerate man, and he would not wake Guo Haji up when he woke up, but let him sleep past work time and be late.

The Pretty Boys Group has always believed that arriving late and leaving early does not reflect the seriousness and perfection of a person's work, and that efficiency determines a person's ability to work.When Guo Haw started designing, his efficiency surpassed that of others, so he was late, and everyone had no complaints, and besides, Haw is the general manager, and the company belongs to his family...

On the other hand, Chuanyang Advertising Company calculates the commission based on the order, and because Guo Haji was late, the number of orders he could receive dropped, and the salary was already the last in the pretty boy group!

The beautiful and handsome group is very happy: some people are at the bottom, and their list increases, which is a good thing.

But Guo Haw didn't think it was a good thing, Guo Haw only thought that he was so poor!Shen Shihuai didn't ask himself to get up, but deducted his wages without hesitation, and always remembered being late!

Is this your old attack?This is the enemy, right?

Guo Haw supported the other person's chest and was about to get up: "I won't rest anymore, I'm going to work."

Shen Shihuai pressed his back with both hands: "You are not allowed to go."

"Are you sick?" Guo Jiji moved his legs, and then felt something hard against the base of his thighs.

Men always have a little urge in the morning...

Guo Jiji raised his eyes, cautiously: "Don't you?"

Shen Shihuai pressed the back of his head, and bit his lips: "Dad, come on."

Guo Jiji: ……………

Guo Haw opened his eyes wide and turned his head: "I haven't brushed my teeth yet!" Guo Haw couldn't accept not brushing his teeth before breakfast, nor could he accept not brushing his teeth before kissing.

Shen Shihuai broke his head, put his arms around him and changed positions: "I kiss you all."

Guo Haji commented on Shen's son on WeChat, just for a moment of refreshment, he didn't want to hear Shen Shihuai calling him daddy on the sofa at all.

But Shen's son resisted fiercely, and refused to let him go verbally, insisting on settling this father-son debt with him.

"Haw," Shen Shihuai pinched Guo Haw's waist, "You will turn into a chicken after finishing it downstairs, but you will return to a human form after absorbing the essence for one night upstairs, which means that too thick walls will prevent you from absorbing it, so we Do it on the rooftop every time, isn’t it enough?”

Guo Jiji: "..."

Although the glass on the roof blocked other people from peeping, they could see the outside clearly from the inside, the impact was too great, and Guo Haw felt flustered, always feeling that he was in the open air.

"Shen Shihuai," Guo Jiji looked at his black hair twirling, "fuck, don't be so fucking too much, okay?"

Shen Shihuai pressed forward: "Don't you like it?" He adjusted his posture, leaned closer to stare at Guo Haji's eyes, with an expression of enjoyment on his face.

Guo Haji was knocked dizzy, and he wanted to tell Shen Shihuai earnestly: "Don't lick it, if you lick it again, you'll get off me."

"But it's really too sweet, I can't help it." Shen Shihuai sighed.

After he finished, he went to take a shower. Guo Jiji was carried to the living room by Shen Shihuai. He saw the golden retriever lying on the ground with his ears drooping. He stayed there for two seconds, then ran over and rubbed Guo Jiji's leg, making two wailing sounds.

Guo Jiji wondered, "What happened to my daughter?"

"I thought we broke up. Yesterday morning I carried a chicken out of the bedroom, and it barked twice. Seeing me bathing and feeding you at night, I just lay down on the ground and felt sad."

Guo Jiji stretched out his hand to rub the golden fur's hair, and sure enough, he saw tears in his eyes.

Shen Shihuai also rubbed, and frowned: "The hair is too long, take it for a beauty treatment tomorrow."

Guo Jiji looked at it for a while, and said, "It's not too long, you can give it a half ball head."

Guo Jiji often posts cute pets on Weibo. He saw bloggers dressing their pets beautifully, so he knew how to tie a half-ball head.He found a silver rope tied to snacks from under the coffee table, grabbed a bunch of golden hair with his left hand, bent it, put it in the palm of his hand, and tied it with the rope.

After tying it up, he looked at it and thought it was too beautiful. He took out his mobile phone to take a picture and sent it to Moments. When he refreshed it, he found that everyone was posting pictures of sweeping graves.

Guo Haw reacted and turned his head: "I don't have to go to work today!"

Shen Shihuai shook his head: "Finally realized? Tomb-sweeping day is today."

Tomb-sweeping Day runs from Thursday to Saturday, and the publicity advertising company deliberately puts it on for an extra day, and puts it directly on Sunday.

"Then what did you say yesterday that you gave Bai Ziluo a week off?" Guo Jiji frowned, "That's not right, Bai Ziluo chose Qingming Festival to register? The Civil Affairs Bureau is going to work today?"

"Bai Ziluo will be on his wedding leave next week, and he will take nine consecutive days off. The Civil Affairs Bureau of City H will arrange staff to work overtime on statutory holidays."

"How do you know so clearly?"

"I called and asked," Shen Shihuai gave a thumbs up to his circle of friends, "to prepare for the future certification."

Guo Jiji felt hot for a while.He got off Shen Shihuai's lap, and tapped him: "I won't refuse for a year."

"One year? So long?" Shen Shihuai was surprised, "Aren't you goblins impatient?"

"Marriage is such a big event, how can you get a certificate after dating for three months!" Guo Haji glanced at him, "If you dissatisfy me, I will kick you out and find another one."

"Oh?" Shen Shihuai raised the corners of his mouth, "That's impossible. You have to be prepared to be raped by me forever."

Guo Haw kept looking down at him three times: "You are so energetic."

"Eat chicken and make up for chicken." Shen Shihuai replied casually, found a QR code from the photo album, and handed it to Guo Haji, "Scan it."

"What?" Guo Jiji opened WeChat, "It can't be a virus, can it?"

"The internal beta version of Love Bank."

Shen Shihuai had a meeting with the program department yesterday to experience the new version of Love Bank.Most of the program department are nerds, like games and two-dimensional goddesses, and found it interesting to play this APP, so I asked Manager Shen if he could use this to catch girls.

Shen Shihuai didn't know what to say for a while, so he could only perfunctory them: "It should be possible, provided that you have the goddess's WeChat account, and you can invite friends to play together."

"Hey, there's no play, no play," male C in the program department said, "We play games for single dogs in a circle for couple dogs."

"Who said that?" Shen Shihuai smiled, "I'm not single."

"Go! Go! Go."

"Manager Shen is too much, show your love!"

…………

After Guo Jiji downloaded it, he used WeChat to log in directly, and found that the old version of the information had been extended. He and Shen Shihuai were already in love, but the number of days in love became 0—Yesterday, Guo Jiji was a chicken body, so he couldn’t do it. mwah.

He clicked randomly, and found that the app had actually launched a virtual store.He wanted to click in to see the products, but Shen Shihuai covered his screen with his hand: "Go to the chat interface first."

Guo Jiji had a question mark on his face, and when he clicked to chat, a prompt box popped up, "Jiji's old Gong will give you 365 red lips~". The prompt box disappeared after three seconds, and then a lot of red lips appeared on the screen one after another.

Shen Shihuai chirped next to Guo, "365 red lips, it means I want to kiss you every day."

Some of the red lips were big and some were small, the one in the middle of the screen was the reddest, and the one around it was blurry. After Guo Jiji and other special effects disappeared, he touched the tip of the red ear and said, "I want to kiss you every day, too."

Shen Shihuai laughed, and sent another 999 roses. The roses had no branches, only flowers and two green leaves, and fell from the top of the screen: "I wish us a long time."

Fuck, the tips of Guo Jiji's ears are even redder, Shen Shihuai is really sweet! !

But I really like this soil! !

Then, Shen Shihuai gave another 1001 gold ingots.Guo Haji likes this one the most, it is golden, it pops up from the four sides of the screen and piles up at the bottom of the screen: "What does this mean?"

Shen Shihuai replied to him: "I want to interpret a thousand and one short stories with you."

Guo Jiji: "..."

Although earthy love talk is popular nowadays, Shen Shihuai's old-fashioned and sticky love talk really... makes people's teeth sore.

Guo Haji wanted to complain, but couldn't bear to blink, so he looked at the gift on the screen.

It took only 10 minutes for Shen Shihuai to give the gift, and Guo Haji deduced that he bought a copy of all the virtual products in the store.After delivery, Guo Jiji went into the store to verify, and found that it was indeed.

Because he received a copy of each, there is a small mark of 1 in the lower left corner of each item.

Guo Haw charged ten yuan, planning to buy something in the store as well.He chose to go, bought a group of little yellow chickens as a gift, gave it to Shen Shihuai, and said to him seriously: "This is the child of our chicken essence kindergarten in the future."

Shen Shihuai stared at the chickens dangling on the screen, moving from left to right, and put his arms around Guo Haji's neck: "Okay."

He still remembers Guo Jiji's dream

——To open a chicken essence kindergarten together.

He now gives his answer

--it is good.

【End of Chicken Essence】

The author has something to say:

The rooster will crow when it is emotional, as I said before.

Tomorrow will start the sex demon chapter, demining: 1. If the mango degree of the chicken essence chapter is L, then the sex devil chapter is XXXXXXL. 2. Weakness. 3.0.00001% plot, 99.99999% back wind.

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