A goblin who doesn't want to stir up trouble is not a good goblin

"Lulin Station is here, passengers getting off, please get ready."

The subway in the morning rush hour was crowded with people, and this standard non-emotional announcement made some passengers want to move.Guo Jiji was sandwiched between them, carrying a black Nike bag across his back, like a newspaper boy in the last century.He took a deep breath, tried to flatten his stomach, rushed out like a cannonball the moment the door opened, turned left and right like a snake, and muttered: "There are still 2 minutes and 2 minutes! I Yes! Chirp, you can do it! Go!"

Swipe the card to get out of the station and continue to run. Guo Jiji strode his short legs and ran into Chuanyang Advertising Co., Ltd. against the wind. The thumb pressed hard on the punch card——

"Late." The cold female voice sounded.

"Damn, I'm so exhausted, I'm still late," Guo Haji leaned against the glass wall, his chest heaving up and down, panting, "Liu Liang, did you turn up your voice?"

Robots today seem to be louder than ever.

Liu Liang turned his head: "Haw, do you think the voice of the robot is extraordinarily cold today?"

"Yes." Guo Jiji was still panting.

"Did you feel the wind blowing from behind?"

Guo Haw rolled his eyes: "Don't change the subject."

Liu Liang sighed pretentiously: "Look behind you."

Guo Haji stood up straight, turned his head to look back, and saw Shen Shihuai leaning on the door frame of his office, hooking his hands towards him.

Guo Jiji: "... I was caught again." He put the bag in his hand on the ground, walked out the door with his chest out, and entered the general manager's office.

Chuanyang Advertising Company is a well-known advertising company in H City. It is divided into design group, marketing group, public relations group, etc. Guo Haji is in the design group, that is, the pretty boy group.Specialized in web UI design.

Guo Haw has a special identity. He was transformed into a rooster. Now the world is grotesque. He walks with monsters. Many goblins have become humans. They work together with humans in human society to strive for a harmonious society, and they also adhere to the core values ​​​​of socialism.Most human beings do not discriminate against goblins, but a small number of them have straight human cancer. Guo Haji chose to design this way because the designer's thinking is bold and advanced, and he has a good impression of goblins.

The brochure of Chuanyang Advertising Company clearly states: Treat all life equally.

Guo Haw joined Chuanyang as soon as he graduated, and has been working for two years. But a month ago, a personnel transfer in the company changed his life.

The company parachuted a general manager, Shen Shihuai.

Shen Shihuai, graduated from a well-known design and art college abroad, has a nine-point appearance, an unknown figure, and a good personality, but he likes to be late! ! !

Although Guo Jiji is a rooster, he is a rooster who likes to sleep late. He can't get up early at all, and he especially likes to stay up late.It is common for designers to stay up late. Guo Jiji always stays up until two o’clock, and then wakes up at nine o’clock the next day, happily going to work at 09:30. Originally, the company was very loose about the working hours of the beautiful and handsome group. , but Shen Shihuai set the rules as soon as he took office: nine o'clock must be clocked in, and fingerprint clocked in.

then……

Guo Jiji had no choice but to: Hehe.

Go to your sister's nine o'clock!Check in with your sister's fingerprint!

Mistakes can be admitted, lateness can be criticized, but the momentum cannot be lost.Guo Jiji walked into the office with arrogance, and saw Shen Shihuai sitting on the office chair, with his hands crossed on the table, and frowning slightly at him: "I'm late for the 28th time this month."

Guo Jiji shrugged his shoulders: "..." His momentum lost a bit in an instant.

Shen Shihuai continued: "Deduct 50."

The momentum was instantly shortened by two pieces.

Shen Shihuai let go of both hands, and leaned back: "Want to explain?"

Guo Haw seized the opportunity and puffed up his chest again: "I want to write a review, and I won't deduct my salary."

"Oh?" Shen Shihuai stood up, put his hands on the table and stared into his eyes, very coldly, "Going to copy online again?"

When Guo Jiji was late for the first time this month, Shen Shihuai was very accommodating and only asked him to write an 800-word self-criticism. Guo Haji found a 1000-word self-criticism "I will never be late for work again" on the Internet, downloaded it and sent it in Word. To Shen Shihuai.

He thought he had escaped a catastrophe, but he didn't want to be called into the office by Shen Shihuai 5 minutes after the self-criticism was issued.

Manager Shen used the printer in the office to print out the review and asked him, "You wrote it yourself?"

Of course Guo Haw nodded, very confident.

Shen Shihuai handed the review book to him with a dark face: "Read it to me."

Tsk, I didn't expect this manager to be so strict, and he had to read the review in person. Guo Haji took it while complaining in his heart, and lowered his gaze: "Late at night, at ten o'clock, there was a sound from the bed, um~ um~ um~"

What the hell is this? ? ?Guo Haji's face turned red quickly, and he closed his mouth.The Internet cheated me!What about the good review?How did she become so coquettish, and was robbed and changed into Chapter 1 of a novel about the president's courtship and love!

Reviews are so unreliable now!Guo Jiji was in despair, with tears in his eyes. He had seen some unscrupulous public accounts, the title of which was clearly "Shocked, a certain celebrity has been married for many years because of her!", and when he clicked on it, he found that it was a pornographic article.Unexpectedly, now they have extended their tentacles to the review and expanded the scope!

Seeing that he stopped, Shen Shihuai asked again: "You really wrote it?"

Guo Jiji bowed his head and apologized: "...Manager, I was wrong."

"Well, sit down and write here. Then leave."

"..." Guo Jiji's language was very poor, very poor, and he had to hold back the 800-word review for two hours before finishing it. When Shen Shihuai let him out of the office, the whole chicken was wilting, and Shen Shihuai also felt that he had a headache.Guo Haji's writing was not only incomprehensible, but also full of punctuation marks throughout the text, which was terrible, so after that, he refused to let Guo Haji write a review, and directly fined him.

Fines are even more painful!

As a chicken essence, Guo Jiji regards money as his life, what kind of money is like dung, bullshit!All he wanted was money, and a lot of it.Because of being late this month, he silently calculated the account in his heart. 1300 has already flown out of the pot like a cooked duck, and another 50 will be deducted, which will be 1350...

Absolutely not!

Guo Jiji's gaze was firm, and he even took out a black water-based pen from his trouser pocket: "Manager, I have all the pens ready, really, I am very sincere, just let me write the review."

His voice was sonorous and powerful, but his face turned red quickly.Shen Shihuai's inquiring eyes fell on his face: "I've always wanted to ask, why are you blushing when you talk to me?" After a month of contact, Guo Jiji blushed again, which made Shen Shihuai have to think more.

Guo Haw: "..." This question is difficult to answer, Guo Haw didn't want to tell it at all: because I am a chicken.

The most recognizable thing about a rooster is its comb, which is red and red. The Guo Jiji family has always compared beauty with the comb, and whoever is the most popular is the most beautiful.Although Guo Haji didn’t quite agree with this kind of beauty comparison, he also thought of many ways to make his cockscomb redder. Probably because the reddened heart was too sincere. Turns crimson within 5 minutes of talking to someone.

Every goblin has two certificates, one is a goblin certificate and the other is a human ID card. Guo Jiji’s goblin certificate was only shown to the pretty and handsome group, but the information given to Shen Shihuai was an ID card, so Shen Shihuai didn’t know about it. He is a rooster.

Guo Jiji flattered as soon as he opened his mouth, "Because the manager is handsome."

Shen Shihuai stared at him, seeming to be very useful, he narrowed his eyes and nodded, and said, "Go out."

Guo Jiji:? ? ?So flattering is enough?He opened his eyes wide and asked cautiously, "No money will be deducted?"

"Yes," Shen Shihuai sat down again, "Give me a 2000-word review before you get off work."

Guo Haw: ...

Guo Jiji sighed and went out, returned to the beautiful group and just sat down, Liu Liang next to him was like skating, sliding his chair on tiptoe and asking him: "Has the punishment changed today?"

"Prince, if your tone is not so gloating, I will tell you." Guo Jiji fell back on the back of the chair with no love, "Shen Shihuai is here to restrain me, my life is really miserable." After finishing speaking, he stretched out his right hand, Opening the top drawer, he took out a large round mirror from inside, held it up to look at his red face, and looked around, "Fortunately, today's handsome is also operating normally."

The traffic prince Liu Liang was speechless for a while: "Master Guan Gong, when will you stop being so narcissistic?"

Everyone in the beautiful and handsome group has a "code name". Liu Liang calls himself the Prince of Flow because it sounds the same as Flow, and Guo Jiji calls himself Guan Gong because he often blushes.

Guan Gong is majestic, and Guo Haji thinks that it fits his position very well.

In addition, in the group there are Tang Yuan, the colorful little glutinous rice balls, Hua Xian, the flower fairy, and Bai Ziluo, the leader of the white radish group... each has its own characteristics.

The two talked nonsense, and Guo Jiji yawned more than a dozen times because of sleepiness.He didn't go to bed until three o'clock in the morning, and now at ten ten o'clock, he has a headache and eye pain. Liu Liang looked at his eyes carefully: "There are red bloodshot eyes, do you want to sleep?"

Guo Haw's desk is in the innermost right corner. Although the whole office is surrounded by a circle of tempered glass, which can be seen clearly from the outside, but Liu Liang is tall and burly, blocking it to his left, which can cover it a little.

Guo Jiji moved the stool forward, supported his chin with his hands, closed his eyes and told him, "Look at the wind for me, I'll sleep for half an hour."

The Pretty Boys Group is currently designing the webpage for the Municipal Culture and Art Museum. Guo Jiji drew icon sketches last night and finished part of the work ahead of time. He really doesn't have the energy to do other things at the moment, and it's okay to be lazy.

Being lazy until ten o'clock, Guo Jiji was woken up by the team leader Bai Ziluo and asked him to hand over the sketch.

The day's work ends quickly. Guo Haw is the last to go to work, but he is the most enthusiastic about getting off work. As soon as five o'clock, he rushes to the clock-in machine to press his fingerprints.

But I always feel like I forgot something.Guo Haw boarded the subway in deep thought, and walked into the house in deep thought, but he never thought of it.

"Forget it, it's probably not important... Otherwise, why would I not remember..." He threw the bag on the sofa, opened the refrigerator, and found two thin ham sausages from the inside.

The refrigerator has not been added for a long time, and it is empty. Guo Jiji unwrapped the sausage wrapping paper, nestled on the sofa, and planned to order a wave of snacks online.He was shopping on Taobao and looked at anti-blue light glasses again, hesitating whether to buy a protective eye.Just as I was about to place an order, a dialog box popped up on the phone, showing that there was Aite himself in the group of beautiful boys.

Guo Haji clicked on it, didn't even look at who it was, and replied casually: "Which son is looking for me?"

Guo Jiji's nickname in the pretty boy group is "Your Dad".

The profile picture of the other party is a piece of white paper, and the nickname is Yebo Qinhuai Near Restaurant. There are thirteen people in the group. Guo Haw is thinking, which idiot is so artistic?

Yebo Qinhuai near the restaurant sent a message: Guo Jiji?

Your dad: Yes, put your farts away.

A few people appeared in the group and sent a series of ellipses. Bai Ziluo appeared with a rabbit head on his head, and apologized: "Manager Shen, don't be angry, chirping he doesn't care about trifles."

Damn it, Manager Shen!Guo Jiji was stunned, he looked at his nickname and then at the words he sent, long pressed, and sadly found that it could not be undone!

He quickly changed his group nickname to Father Shen's son: Yes, I'm informal.

Flow Prince: ...

Yebo Qinhuai Near the Restaurant: What about your review?

Father Shen's son: ... I forgot...

Going to bed in the morning not only took away the drowsiness, but also the matter of writing the review. Guo Jiji forgot all about it, and even left work on time happily.

Just say something was forgotten!It turned out to be a review!

Yebo Qinhuai near the restaurant is merciless: Okay, then the salary will be deducted, 50, I quit the group.

Father Shen's son: ...