Alliance Group Pet

"Isn't it the first time I've seen you?" Hua Xihe was a little dazed.

Why does he feel that Iron Man Tony is a bit familiar.You know, the playboy in front of you is the cover girl who claims to have slept with almost all the fashion magazines, and it's not a good thing to be targeted by him.

After thinking about it, Hua Xihe decided to emphasize: "Although I have long hair, I am a genuine man."

So... This kind of routine approach to strike up a conversation is wrong for me.

Tony's expression became very strange in an instant: "God! Believe me, no matter how hungry I am, I will never choose to attack a man like you."

He suddenly remembered that Coulson had erased Hua Xihe's memory with a memory-erasing pen, and suddenly felt a little bitter in his heart, and he couldn't express the pain.

"Hahahaha..." Thor, who had been silent all this time, suddenly laughed out loud at this moment.His laughter was strangely piercing in the eerie silence.

Everyone in the audience looked at him like a monster, not knowing what was so funny about it.

Thor didn't realize it, he patted Tony on the shoulder, and laughed so hard that he could hardly straighten his back: "Oh, playboy Stark~ I didn't expect you to have today, is it because you were rejected by the strike-up, so you became angry? Hahaha, it's really interesting, Tony, I just didn't expect that you can do something to the victim now..."

He didn't know the chaos caused by the Chinese fire dragon at all, so he really took this as a strike-up, and he was very happy to see Tony's panic when he was beaten back.

You know, just before the incident broke out, this man was still boasting in front of himself how attractive he is——

"Thor, you need to know that the charm of the Stark family is passed down in one continuous line. There are rich people who have family property, IQ comparable to geniuses, and handsomeness that no one can match. Everyone knows it, and no one can refuse."

"So what if I don't have a girlfriend by my side, will I lack a bed partner? Hmph."

Look, just 10 minutes after I finished speaking, the slap in the face took place.

Thor was overjoyed.

Tony looked at Hua Xihe, then at Thor who couldn't straighten up with a smile, raised his eyebrows at Hua Xihe with the hand that was dragging the goblet, and said, "I want you to leave tonight It's gone."

He's a threat, obviously.

"Hahahaha..." Who knew Thor laughed even harder when he said this, "Are you going to tie him up and send him to your bed? Do you need our help? I'd be happy to knock him out."

Hua Xihe had black lines on his face, who the hell is this group of people?

Natasha couldn't help but rolled her eyes, couldn't help stepping on Thor's cloak, and whispered: "Damn gays (gays)."

Thor's laughter stopped abruptly, and he turned around suddenly, but because the feet of the cloak were fixed, the rigid shaft became a rope and strangled him: "What are you talking about?"

"You heard me wrong, I was talking about guys." Natasha smiled charmingly.

But, just kidding, no one on earth knows that Thor and his younger brother Kishen are a pair!She just wanted to ask, who here doesn't know!What's wrong with gay?Why not admit it?

Natasha secretly thought of the indescribable Hammer-based fan fiction she had serialized on the Internet, and her heart was surging.Perhaps the most beautiful is the ambiguous moment, it would be boring to break through it.

"Okay, guys, it's time to stop. It's time for us to get down to business." Steve was in a good mood today. He clapped his hands and stood up from the sofa, trying to take back his joking look, but obviously failed up.

"If you can restrain your pride a little bit, this sentence will be more convincing." Tony said.God knows why there are always a group of people around him who like to watch his jokes.

Steve set his eyes on Hua Xihe: "There is a saying that Tony said is right. Before you figure things out, I don't think you will be able to go back tonight."

Hua Xihe: "...I will definitely tell you everything I know, please let me go home and take care of the whole family."

Steve's tone was somewhat apologetic: "I'm sorry, we will give you a place to rest. In addition to telling us what you know, we also need another person's description."

Hua Xihe broke down a bit: "But you let that person go away just now! What...Spiderman!"

"He's still a kid," Tony interjected. "There are more important things in his life than this, and besides, it's not something he should be involved in."

Hua Xihe burst into tears, that chatter is almost daily and he is still a child, so he is still a baby...

What is this all about!

"The thing is like this. Today I was buying dog food in the supermarket, but when I walked to the parking lot, two men in black appeared and stopped me. When they approached me, they turned into two big horses and passed through the wall. .Spider-man found it very interesting after saving me once, so he dragged me and chased those two phantoms all the way. Collide……"

Hua Xihe's voice became smaller and smaller, his eyes were fixed on the crystal chandelier without moving.

"What happened next?" Hawkeye Clinton was fascinated by what he was listening to. He changed from a man in black into a transparent horse that could pass through walls, and finally turned into a real body to attack people.

To be fair, with such a wonderful script, it’s okay to make a sci-fi movie!

"... yes... come in..." Hua Xihe frowned, staring at the black shadow that suddenly appeared on the crystal chandelier, and blurted out, "Sniff??"

Steve and the others turned their heads at the same time. The next moment, Yumo, the squirrel who had been obediently hiding behind Hua Xihe's neck, seemed to have suddenly triggered a switch. Jumped out.

"What?!" Thor almost jumped up.

I saw a dexterous little thing whizzing up the crystal chandelier, and suddenly hugging another dark little thing above it.The little squirrel flicked its big mop-like tail triumphantly, gave a proud "squeak" at Hua Xihe, and raised its head.

The thing it was holding was carefully tightening a dismantled crystal into the pocket in front of its stomach. It was so frightened by such a hug that it didn't dare to move. It only raised its head and timidly glanced around.It is covered with black features, with a long snout, looks like a duck, ugly.

The moment he saw this little thing, some strange images flashed through Hua Xihe's mind one by one.

In the picture, there is a man wearing an old woolen coat. His curly hair is fluttering in the wind, and he holds the dark "ugly duck" in his arms. He has a gentle face, but his eyes are a little dodge when he looks at himself. , I don’t know if it’s because she’s too shy: “This little thing is very naughty, I hope it can become good friends with Yumo.”

"Its name is Sniff."

The author has something to say: In the early hours of the morning, we may revise the names of people in a unified way...

if i ain't asleep qwq

muah!