cute fish mermaid

"Honey, do you know why my brother beat you today?"

After eating with An Xiaoke, Ling He hugged him and lay on the bed. Because An Xiaoke's butt was damaged, he felt that his posture was very strange at this moment.

"Actually, I know." An Xiaoke thought for a while before replying.

Ling He was a little surprised, he didn't expect An Xiaoke to answer like this, "I know why I didn't say it in the afternoon, in that case, my brother won't have to spank you..."

An Xiaoke felt aggrieved, so she pulled his arm and bit it hard, until the skin was broken, and he let go angrily.

"Uncle, you are so selfish!" An Xiaoke said a little angrily, "Obviously I told you that I have something to tell me, but you just didn't say anything, you deserve to be so old in your thirties, hmph!"

"You little brat, how dare you say that my brother is old?" Ling He is really angry, wishing to rub this little thing in his arms and caress it, but his buttocks are already red and swollen in the afternoon, and now Even if he wanted to do something bad, he couldn't do it, Ling He slapped himself in his heart.

"Uncle, you are very old, hum! I will tell you everything, including that I am a mermaid, and my second brother is also a mermaid. I will tell you when my stomach hurts, and I will ask you to rub it for me when my butt hurts... "

Ling He swallowed, hey, this is fundamentally different, okay?

"But uncle, you are strange. You don't want to tell me what happened. You hold it in your heart, and then get angry with me. After you get angry, you apologize to me. If you knew that you would apologize to me, you might as well not get angry. , Waste time, waste energy, waste adrenaline, do you understand!"

Ling He "hehehe", I understand, baby, I understand!

"Knowing you and pretending to be aggressive with me! What a sickness!"

Ling He was taken aback for a moment, "Baby, can't you still be able to 'read mind'?"

An Xiaoke's eyes widened, "What is 'Mind Reading'?"

Ling He smiled resolutely, "Okay, you don't understand."

Seeing that her words had been interrupted, An Xiao pinched Ling He's arm vigorously, and Ling He grinned in pain.

"Baby, take it easy, it hurts..."

"Hmph!" An Xiaoke then resentfully let go, "This is your punishment for spanking my butt and starving me today! By the way, where did I just say that?"

Ling He grinned and "hissed" twice, and said, "Honey, you just said I was sick."

"Yes, you are sick!" An Xiaoke pouted, "Just tell me what to do if sister Ling Huan is sick. It's better to say it than to be bored in your heart. Maybe I can accompany you to see it." She, once she is in a good mood, she can get better soon!"

An Xiaoke paused for a while, thought for a while and said, "Forget it, my second brother told me before that when someone deliberately hides something from you, there must be some difficulties. But uncle, Aren't we lovers? If we are lovers, we should be able to talk about it and share it with each other. Although I hate my elder brother very much, I am very envious of the relationship between my elder brother and his sister-in-law. There are never secrets between them. Big and small matters, the elder brother always consults with the elder sister-in-law. Then make a decision, the two have been together for almost 2000 years, and the relationship has always been very good, occasionally quarreling, and reconciling within a day. Uncle, can you also treat me as your lover, anyway, you don’t have a wife... "

As An Xiaoke was talking, her face slowly turned red, and her voice dropped. She didn't dare to look directly at Ling He's face, and played with the fur on Ling He's nightgown with one hand.

Ling He watched An Xiaoke's reaction from the beginning to the end, but he didn't expect his face to turn red when the little thing was talking. This was one of the few times!Really cute home!

But before Ling He could speak, An Xiaoke's voice spread from his chest.

"Uncle, actually, I like you very much, I like you very much..."

Ling He was also taken aback, he hadn't thought that An Xiaoke would confess to him, he thought that with this little thing's IQ, he would never be able to understand what liking was, but unexpectedly, he would confess to him today.

"Baby..."

Ling He yelled, but An Xiaoke buried her head firmly on Ling He's chest and did not let go.

"What strange question are you going to ask me, I don't know!"

"Pfft!" Seeing his darling's childish reaction, Ling He couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Why are you laughing!" An Xiaoke suddenly let go of Ling He's waist, raised her face, and looked at Ling He blushingly, making Ling He dizzy for a while.

Ling He stretched out his hand to pinch his blushing cheek, then bowed his head and kissed him.

Baby, in fact, you don't know, my brother, I have fallen in love with you from the first moment I saw you.

"Is it just these things?" An Xiaoke was a little incredulous after hearing Ling He's narration, "Just because of these small things, you first ignored me, got angry with me, and didn't give me food! You beat me Ass! Uncle, you are really boring!"

Mouth?Ling He inadvertently tilted his mouth, where did this little thing learn these strange words!

"An Xiaoke, come to brother." Ling He folded his arms around his chest, with a serious expression.

When An Xiaoke heard Ling He call him by his full name, his buttocks throbbed, and he hurried to sit beside Ling He.

"Tell brother, what have you been watching recently?"

"I didn't see anything..."

"to be frank."

An Xiaoke slowly began to wrestle her fingers, "Look at Digimon, Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, Spinning Top Warrior, Sailor Moon, Conan, Duck Detective..."

Ling He suppressed the huge effect of thousands of grass and mud horses galloping past in his heart, and calmly said: "What else?"

"Oh, and Ultraman!"

"Boom!" Ling He fainted gorgeously, his baby is really a child!

An Xiaoke on the side still snapped her fingers and muttered, "Actually, I still have to watch Dragon Ball, but I just haven't finished it..."

……

Ling He hugged An Xiaoke and sat on his lap, An Xiaoke had a lollipop in his mouth.

"So, my brother just wants to tell our darling to be careful in what he says in the future. Words like 'sexy', 'pretentious', 'crazy' are all swear words, so don't use them in the future, understand? "

An Xiaoke nodded obediently.

Ling He frowned on the sidelines, but he was obedient today, why didn't he care about what he wanted to eat?

"Oh, that's right!" An Xiaoke suddenly turned around and grinned, "I forgot to ask uncle for candy..."

I'm dizzy!

Ling He was in a meeting, and the head of the technical department reported that the company has been invaded by cyber hackers recently, and the stolen data is not too much, so the company's loss is not too big, but if it continues like this, it is definitely not an option. It seems that the company's defense system needs to be strengthened!

"I'm sorry Mr. Ou, the president is in a meeting, how about I take you to the president's office first?"

"Don't bother, I'll go find him myself, you can do your work!" An Xiaoke smiled at Ling He's secretary, and then ran away.

The secretary really wanted to stop An Xiaoke and tell him that the president's office was here, but unfortunately An Xiaoke had gone far away.

An Xiaoke, who walked for a few minutes, also realized something was wrong, "Ale? Am I lost again?" An Xiaoke thought for a few minutes by the wall, and finally walked forward helplessly, muttering, "Look Come on, I'm lost again, if I knew I shouldn't be brave, I asked the secretary to take me there..."

"...The market in Asia has generally responded well, and stocks have risen steadily. After that, there is the problem in the European market mentioned earlier. I have read your reports before..."

An Xiaoke's footsteps faltered, did this seem to be his uncle's voice!Haha, I finally found out where the office is for him!In the future, whoever dares to say that he is a road idiot will kill him!

"Haha! Uncle! I..." As soon as An Xiaoke ran into the office, dozens of pairs of eyes shot at him, and there was an instant silence.

An Xiaoke sensed that the atmosphere was not right, but she felt embarrassed to withdraw so halfway, so she immediately took a break and stood at attention to greet dozens of pairs of eyes: "Hi!"

His eyes remained motionless.

An Xiaoke smiled: "Oh ha!"

In the meeting room, only the sound of "boom" that the whole room fell to the ground was heard.

Ling He dragged the mischievous An Xiaoke out of the office with a face full of black lines, leaving only one sentence to everyone, "Go ahead", and then dragged An Xiaoke back to the office to "talk about business".

"Wuuuuu... Uncle, I don't want it anymore... I was wrong... I really know I was wrong...uuuuuuuu..."

"Say, are you still smiling at those people? En?"

"No... don't smile at them... ah... uncle... slow down... woo woo woo..."

"Then who are you smiling at?"

"I only smile at... only you... you let go... I, I feel bad... woo woo woo..."

"If you want me to let go, say, who do you love?"

"I love you... ah... let go... woo... let go..."

"Say more, who do you love?"

"Love you... woo woo... I only love you... Uncle... Well, I can't take it anymore... Let go..."

"Okay, here's to you..."

"Uh... ah..."

"Are you comfortable, baby? You're comfortable, but I'm still holding back..."

"Enen... ah... slow down... slow down... woo woo... um..."

……

The secretary's sister was standing in front of the office with two cups of coffee, her heart was surging!But CEO, you guys are fine too, can you close the door of the lounge when you fit together!My little heart can't take it...

The author has something to say:

I really vomited three liters of blood when I wrote this little white essay, why did I write this little white essay before?

Speechless to ask the sky. . .