doctor husband
Chapter 62
After a meal, Liu Kun was so sad that he could not shed two tears. After resting for half an hour after the meal, Yu Banxia brought freshly made medicine juice. That haggard look on the top is as pitiful as you can say.
He Zhilan bit the fruit after dinner: "Isn't it, I said, it's just a bowl of traditional Chinese medicine, are you at least so bitter and bitter?"
"I was smoked by the heat!" Liu Kun argued.
"Then you drink."
Liu Kun: "..."
Putting down the medicine bowl, Liu Kun stretched his neck and retorted: "The medicine hasn't cooled down yet, so it's no wonder I shiver if it's not hot. I'll drink it after it cools down."
Cheng Zhou sat across from him with the cut fruit.Without saying anything, just staring at him while eating delicious fruit.
'Kazi''Kazi''Kazi''Kazi'
Yu Banxia, whose hatred between the two is worth a lot, couldn't stand it any longer.This kind of hair is kicked early, and if you don't kick it, can you keep it for the Mid-Autumn Festival? !
Liu Kun buried his face, collapsed and irritable: "Can you stop eating in front of me?! Please, please be human!"
"No." He Zhilan said.
"No." Cheng Zhou.
He Zhilan and Cheng Zhou: "I can't!"
It was the first time that Liu Kun considered his grandfather's previous proposal. He proposed to Cheng Ting. Even if he was cut off three times a day by the other party, as long as the other party can support him when the two bears are small criminals!
This kind of thought of harming others and benefiting oneself already exists, it can be seen that Liu Kun is really going crazy.
He Zhilan put the last piece of fruit into her mouth, and tapped the other party's medicine bowl: "As someone who has experienced it, it is best to drink the Chinese medicine juice before it is completely cooled, otherwise, hehehe."
Liu Kun couldn't appreciate the cute He Zhilan at this time, and said to the side with a sad face, "Yu Banxia, right? I'll call you Xiaoyu. Please help me get some candy."
Yu Banxia thought for a while, then shook her head: "I'd better suggest not to put sugar in the medicine juice. It may destroy the efficacy of the medicine."
"Then it's okay to put some honey? It's not much, that's all." Liu Kun compared it, and it was about a spoonful.
What the other party said was too sincere and pitiful, Yu Banxia secretly rolled his eyes and explained: "Mr. Liu, we don't recommend adding neutralizing things to Chinese medicine juice. First, because the composition of Chinese medicine juice is a subtle layer of added On the first level, any more or less may destroy this delicate feeling. Second, in fact, Chinese medicinal juice is not as bad as imagined, and a large part of it is actually self-suggestion when drinking. In fact, some people do Through experiments, when drinking Chinese medicinal juice, the self-suggestion of 'bitterness' is transformed into 'not bitter', and the suggestion that drinking the medicine will make the disease better is very effective."
Liu Kun: "...Are you serious?"
Yu Banxia: Otherwise?
He Zhilan and Cheng Zhou were about to die laughing on the sofa.The fruit plate of the latter laughing was unsteady, so he quickly put down the fruit fork and smiled at Liu Kun, saying: "This method of self-suggestion may not be used by Mr. Liu. Do you know the 'emperor's tongue'? Mr. Liu's taste buds are sensitive. It's two to three times that of ordinary people. What other people taste is [-] points. To him, it's estimated to be [-] points to [-] points. This is a talent that Mr. Liu has been proud of since he was a child. Come!"
But this time Mr. Liu was harmed by this innate skill!
A bowl of medicine made Liu Kun suffer from hair to the soles of his feet, and he didn't recover for a long time. He Zhilan gloated: "Yes!"
Cheng Zhou also laughed: "This means that you can still live if you do evil by God, but you can't live when you do evil by yourself! You deserve it! You deserve it! You deserve it!"
Tired of being tormented by the bitterness, Liu Kunshen pointed out: "Wait! When I recover, I will be a good man again!"
"After drinking one bowl, there will be another bowl."
Cheng Zhou was happy, He Zhilan was even happier, and shouted: "Brother Yuan Xi, how long will Liu Kun take this medicine?"
Li Yuanxi was writing the prescription, thought for a while and replied, "About half a month."
Liu Kun was completely dead on the ground, with a face of 'Let me die and forget this day'!
Although Fa Xiao was hurt, he really cared about Liu Kun, and asked Cheng Zhou to lead him to sleep in the room. He Zhilan went to Li Yuanxi's place, and asked Ai Ai: "Well, Brother Yuanxi, give me some of the incense you used for me. chant."
Li Yuanxi looked at him: "Do you need to feel sorry for others?"
He Zhilan thought for a while, her tone sad. "My heart hurts. But who said Liu Kun is a child, who came here to collect debts, so you can't pay it back, or you will be haunted in your next life."
Li Yuanxi is so handsome. "Top the cabinet in the room, go get it yourself."
With that face, you casually use the tone that makes He Zhilan so sweet, she just slapped her in the other's face while no one was looking.Li Yuanxi was stunned for a moment.
He Zhilan looked at him with a smile: "Do you want to kiss me back?"
Yu Banxia, who is holding a stone scoop, please be yourself!Feeling so bad in his heart, but he immediately turned around and left, just to disturb is to disturb, it is impossible for Li Yuanxi to really kiss back, He Zhilan stared at death.
A blind man!
"return."
Yu Banxia stood still with an innocent face. "Mr. He, did you call me?"
Rolling eyes at him: "Remember to knock on the door before entering next time, you know?"
This is the hall, what door do you want me to knock on?Facing the boss' gaze, Yu Banxia silently counseled.You are the boss and you have the final say! "Alright Mr. He."
Only then did He Zhilan go to the room to get the incense in good spirits. In the guest room, Liu Kun took a shower and changed clothes and was crawling on the bed. Cheng Zhou pulled the quilt for him and said, "Have a good sleep and get enough energy."
Liu Kunzheng moved his friend to be a little girl, and Cheng Zhou smiled bewilderedly: "Only when you have enough energy can you go back and be beaten by Grandpa Liu. Oh, by the way, I almost forgot, Grandma Liu is also in good health, so the beating is probably mixed." Yes, now that you are full of energy and look better, grandpa and grandma Liu are willing to start, right? You should be glad that your uncles and aunts are out of town, otherwise it would be a mixed fight with four people?! Tsk tsk, Kuner, you really don’t have a day Faguaro~"
Liu Kun immediately threw his emotion into the sky, and rolled his eyes at him: "Can you still wish me a good order?!"
"Why are you arguing again?" He Zhilan came over holding the incense and the incense burner, lit it with a lighter and put the burner aside. "You've been thinking about it day and night these days, so you haven't had a good night's sleep, have you? This incense can help you sleep. If you light this one, I guarantee you won't even know it's thundering outside."
The faint fragrance floated, clean and elegant, Liu Kun sniffled: "I like this fragrance. It's done, you guys go, don't disturb me sleeping."
Cheng Zhou made a gesture to slap him: "Give you some sunshine and it will be bright, right?"
He Zhilan dragged the person out: "Look at his pitiful appearance, he is a critically ill person, suspected of being mentally retarded, and looks like a disabled person. Let's be a good person and let the poor critically ill, mentally retarded, and disabled children go! Bullying the mentally retarded is a crime Yeah, the disability is even more critically ill, we can't afford to lose this man if word spreads."
One sentence and one knife pierced Liu Kun into a bloody hole, Cheng Zhou was so happy, he closed the door and gave him a thumbs up: "It's you who are the best, Mr. He!"
He Zhilan was also happy, and after Le Wan took something to him, she yelled at him: "Here, don't say that I favor one over another. Fragrance can help you sleep, and it can also improve the quality of sleep. When you feel stressed, light one, no matter day or night It all works."
Cheng Zhou opened the bamboo tube containing the incense and took a look: "That's all?! When did Mr. He be so stingy?! Take more, take more, take three, four, five bamboo tubes for the amount of bamboo and copper. "
It was said that He Zhilan's eyes were about to pop out: "You still have three, four, five bamboo tubes?! Why don't you say that you can build a car?! My brother Yuan Xi made it himself, only this family has no semicolon! If you don't like it, come back I don't think so much myself."
Cheng Zhou hurriedly hid the bamboo tube behind his back: "How can there be any reason to recycle the things that are sent out? Doesn't this bring Mr. He's reputation? As a young man, I can't discredit you like this. It's done, I just happen to be here I haven't slept well for two days, find a room and order one for me."
After a little incense, the two slept until dark and didn't stutter. Yu Banxia knocked on the door for a long time but no one answered, He Zhilan opened the door and pushed Cheng Zhou's ear and shouted: "Your sister is back!"
Cheng Zhou was startled awake immediately, took a look at him and threw the pillow at him angrily: "Are you naive or not?!"
Dodging the pillow, He Zhilan supported the door and beat happily: "'Your sister is back' these words are more effective than any magic method. It will work a hundred times. It is better to say that you are timid than to say that I am naive! It's okay, just wake up. Hurry up, I'm going to call Liu Kun."
Liu Kun was woken up abruptly by He Zhilan, "gentleness" is not his style of dealing with Mr. He.
It took half an hour for the two of them to sit at the dinner table. Liu Kun was so energetic that he didn't see his haggard look before, and Cheng Zhou was also full of energy. He didn't even have a dream when he fell asleep, and he couldn't finish it when he opened his eyes. strength.
"Zhilan, get me some more of this incense!" Liu Kun shouted as soon as he entered the door.
Cheng Zhou laughed out loud, and sat down on the side: "Master He has changed his mind. Now we are using the character design of 'Stingy Iron Rooster'. Do."
Liu Kun looked at this and that: "Impossible? Mr. He has always been generous, when did he become stingy like an iron rooster? Brother Cheng Zhou, even if we are young, we can't slander Zhilan like this. Be careful with him and you." urgent!"
The two of them were getting angry, and He Zhilan was not angry, she tapped the two with chopsticks: "Do you know what it means to 'make an inch'? Believe it or not, I will take back all the 'inches'?"
The two replied cheaply: "How do you charge it? Are you going to rob it?"
He Zhilan took some time off, tilted her head and raised her voice: "Brother Yuanxi! Someone is robbing me!"
"Fuck!"
"Fuck!"
This operation was too coquettish, and the two of them slapped the table and raised their middle fingers.
"mean!"
"Shameless!"
"insidious!"
"Dirty!"
Li Yuanxi was able to survive the siege of Cheng Ting and Chen Sheng unscathed with one hit or two. They are no match for ten bundles like this!
"Since the complaint! Are you three years old?!" Cheng Zhou despised him!
He Zhilan smiled: "As long as it works, it's like 'your sister is back' is like a magic spell to you."
Cheng Zhou wanted to scold the country!Liu Kun lay on the table laughing uncontrollably.
It's just that Liu Kun couldn't laugh when the food was served, but now Cheng Zhou laughed.
Ruoda's table has two extremes.On the one hand, there is a hearty five-vegetable soup, which is delicious in color, fragrance, and on the other hand, it is served with dry Chinese cabbage and rice.
"Have you finally bankrupted yourself?" Liu Kun looked at He Zhilan and asked sincerely.
He Zhilan bit her chopsticks: "I discussed it with Cheng Zhou. For the sake of your health and recovery, you can only eat cabbage with rice before you stop taking the medicine. The cabbage in this season is not cheap, so just be content with it." .”
Cheng Zhou saw how pitiful he was, so he picked a piece of celery from the dish and put it heavily in his bowl. "Eat more. If you are full, you will have strength when you go back to be beaten. Judging from your tossing, it is estimated that Grandpa and Grandma Liu will not be able to escape the mixed doubles."
Thinking of the hurdle at night, Liu Kun rubbed his face: "Do you think it's too late for me to draw a physical effect costume now?"
"Don't even think about it."
"If you want to die even worse, you can try."
Yu Banxia, who saw the end from beginning to end, thought sincerely.Talking about background, identity, and worth are all false, the essence is just teasing.pure.
After eating the meal like talking about cross talk, Liu Kun's soul was sublimated (drinking medicine) again, and after taking a breath, Cheng Zhou drove him back in person.He Zhilan rushed to Li Yuanxi and said, "I'll go see it off too. I'll be back soon."
"it is good."
The other party's answer was too straightforward, and He Zhilan looked back sincerely: "By the way, do you really not consider kissing me back?"
If Li Yuanxi faced this kind of teasing in the past, he would be very firm and push him away, but now the two are in love with each other.He is reluctant.
He Zhilan thought that the other party would not respond to him, but she was just about to leave when her emotional wrist was grabbed, and an irresistible force pulled him towards the other party's arms, her chin was lifted, and the other party's cool but soft lips were pressed come over.He Zhilan was stunned for a second, and immediately opened her teeth to welcome her...
Cheng Zhou waited in the car for a long while, when he saw someone open the car door, he teased, "Suddenly urgent to urinate?"
The space of the seven-seater luxury car is absolutely spacious. Liu Kun in the back seat spread out his long legs, watched the scenery slide by in front of him, and silently built his mind to face the tragic situation when he went back.
It's a little quiet in the car.He Zhilan held back for a long time.
"We're together."
Cheng Zhou made an emergency brake!Fortunately, the reaction was quick and the belt was brought to the side of the road.The car is used to driving, and the three of them can't help but lean forward.
He Zhilan was strangled by the seat belt!
Liu Kun hit the back chair directly!There is no need to draw special effects for the wound on the face.
"What did you say?! Say it again!!" Cheng Zhou gasped!
Liu Kun covered the corners of his sore eyes, leaned on the back of the chair, and said in a tone like hell: "Who are you with?! You two?!"
Cheng Zhou: "You fucking shut up!"
Liu Kun was more irritable than him: "You two are fucking together and still tell me to shut up?!!!"
He Zhilan supported her forehead, and said helplessly to Liu Kun, "I'm with brother Yuanxi."
"!!!!!!!!!"
Liu Kun gasped, and took a few wild breaths before he regained his composure! "Let so many women not mess with you?!"
He Zhilan retorted angrily: "People who almost made themselves into AIDS have no right to control me as gay!"
"Shut up for me!"
Cheng Zhou is getting irritable!
The traffic policeman on duty came over and knocked on the car window, and the three of them stared over, their faces stunned. "Please show me your driver's license and driving license."
Cheng Zhou turned over his driver's license and driver's license with a frozen face. His attitude was not good, but at least he was cooperative.
The traffic police did not expect the other party to be so cooperative.Driving a luxury car, dressed in clothes that are either rich or expensive, it is usually the most troublesome to meet this kind of person, often before they even say anything, the other party can point to the nose on duty and say something like 'you fucking dare to stop me Do you know who I am? Do you still want to wear tiger skin? If you don’t raise your hand, you will call the relevant department or the higher-level department to complain that they are not worthy of the law. Yes, when they were wasting time, they even sued the on-duty staff for delaying their time.Simply.
Check the records of the driver's license and driving license to confirm that the certificates are true and valid, and beckon colleagues to bring the equipment for checking drunk driving. "Please take a drink-driving test."
Cheng Zhou blew a cold face, and the traffic policeman was relieved when he saw it.Not drunk driving, not driving without a license.I looked into the car with my probe, and there was nothing wrong with it. I returned my ID and took a step back, saluting: "Sorry comrade, parking is not allowed here, please leave immediately."
Sliding on the car window, Cheng Zhou stepped on the accelerator with a sullen face. It was only a short time before the car slid. Seeing the other cars being queried in the mirror, he stepped on the brake and put on the handbrake, closed the door with a cold face, and walked away. Those who used to flaunt their might to the traffic policemen were kicks!
The opponent was kicked and staggered!Almost came a five-body throwing gift.
The traffic police were shocked.Because this flamboyant person is a habitual offender. He has been checked by the traffic police several times, drunk driving, without a driver's license, and a driving license. When asked, he said that there are too many cars and he doesn't remember which car to put. It stands to reason that the driver's license will be suspended. Several times, but the other party has a deep background, and there is nothing to do with the other party.
You say you have a background, money, and many cars, so it’s no big deal if you hire a driver, right?But just no.This bastard likes to fight against the traffic police!When I get muddy, I like to bump into the hands of the traffic police. Every day, I like to see the awesome traffic police uncle who is angry with my teeth but can't help me. Listen, listen, if the traffic police can do it , I beat him seven or eight times already!
Seeing the other party being kicked so hard, the traffic policeman felt so relieved!But I can't help worrying about the other party in my heart. This person has a deep background, so it's probably not good to cause trouble.The traffic policeman who checked the driver's license just now thought that for the sake of cooperation before rushing to the other party, he would also help mediate despite being scolded by the superior department.
In fact, it’s not surprising that the traffic police think so. A supercar looks like it’s 500 million yuan away. Although Cheng Zhou’s car is also a luxury car, it’s only 300 million yuan. Don't.The person who didn't want to be kicked like a big horse turned his head, and his original fierce expression immediately resembled that of a mouse seeing a cat, or a rabbit seeing an eagle, and obediently and obediently took two steps to the front, shouting: "Brother Cheng Zhou."
The eyeballs of the traffic policemen were about to pop out, but what surprised them even more was that when the other supercars got on, the people whose windows were stingy before, opened the doors one by one and came obediently.
"Brother Cheng Zhou."
"Brother Cheng."
"Young Master Cheng."
Standing in a row one by one, just like elementary school students facing their head teacher.The traffic policemen were overwhelmed as if they had seen a ghost. They didn't want to hear the car door open twice again. One was young and energetic, and the other had better looks than entertainment stars. Just as they were guessing the identities of these two, especially the good-looking one, they were thinking Is it some star, I don't want the bastards who showed off their might in this country before, all shrinking their necks and wishing to disappear in place.
"Second Brother He. Brother Kun."
"Second Brother He. Brother Kun."
"Second Brother He. Brother Kun."
Seeing this scene, the traffic policemen who have long been trained as masters don't know the reason?This is the rich second generation meeting the second generation of power, and the little prince meeting the real prince?
All the well-behaved and yelling boys and buddies frantically swiped the screen in their hearts: Damn, I didn't see Huang Li when I went out, why did I bump into these three little ancestors? !
The three of them stood there, each with an aura of [-] meters!It looks like a quail to set off a group of young masters.
Cheng Zhou crossed his chest and glanced, and said coolly: "Drinking and driving a supercar, it makes sense, doesn't it?"
The boys could not wait to shake their heads like drums: "No, no, no, brother Cheng Zhou misunderstood, we were just joking with the traffic police uncle! Actually, we didn't drink any alcohol. If you don't believe me, let's blow it up for you."
In the past, it would be condescending to ask them to blow one, but today these people are very cooperative with their instruments, and the results of the test are indeed that they did not drink alcohol.
The traffic policeman was speechless: "How did the smell of alcohol come from?"
The buddies touched their heads in shame: "It's a prank perfume for the whole person."
Traffic police: "..."
The traffic police were so angry that they were suffocating.
Didn't drink alcohol, sprayed alcohol-scented perfume on his body, and liked to bump into the hands of traffic police, does your family know that Xiong Cheng is like this?
Cheng Zhou supported his forehead, Liu Kun tilted his head to suppress a smile, and He Zhilan felt that if there was a wall next to him, he would want to support it.
"Where's the driver's license, driving license, and ID card?" Cheng Zhou felt that the child would really go to heaven if he died.
"Yes, yes, bring them all!"
"I have them all, I'll take them now!"
One by one, they dug out their documents from the hidden places in the car, supercar driver's license, driving license, ordinary C1 driver's license, ID card, yacht driver's license, helicopter flight certificate, etc. Everyone has a lot of them in their hands. .He looked like a kid who made a mistake and was caught by the head teacher. He felt guilty and nervous, and was afraid of being called a parent on the spot.
Cheng Zhou held back for a long time, pointing at everyone to scold or not, and couldn't bear it for a long time: "You are full and can't get through with the traffic police?! It hurts to be idle, right?! How about I find you something to do? !"
He Zhilan was also speechless.She looked normal in the past, why did she act like this in private?He thinks he is also a bear, but he is a bear with his own bears and those in the circle. The people of this country are all bears out of the circle!Being so naive and so boring, thinking of this, He Zhilan couldn't help coughing dryly.
Brother, you look at me and I look at you, and you can't help but laugh out loud.
Cheng Zhou couldn't help laughing, and glared at them: "Laughing! Look at yourself, you're pretty good, right?"
Liu Kun suppressed his smile, and pointed to a group of people: "It's done, don't laugh, everyone is an adult. Do something serious when you are full, don't be idle all day long Others, the traffic police are serious and on duty, not to play with you. Apologize, and there will be no next time, and you must obey the traffic rules and don’t cause trouble for others.”
The boys and buddies nodded yes, Liu Kun said to the traffic policemen again: "This boy is a bear. He should be educated and fined. He should be punished as he wants. If he dares to commit the crime again later, don't be cowardly. It's really troublesome to follow the rules. Go to their parents, all of them have peeled off skin, I can't blame you."
The traffic police saluted.
After Liu Kun finished speaking, he didn't mean to stay any longer. He waved his hand and waited for Cheng Zhou to get into the car until the car slid into the traffic flow. The traffic policemen gave this Mr. Bang the registration procedures. Just now, the education was at the textbook level, and they had nothing to say Yes, fine, make a record, how dare you go back to the bureau for tea.At that time, it will really be easier to ask God than to send God away.
While making records, the traffic policeman was also curious and asked, "Handsome guys, tell me, what is the number of the three just now?"
Enough tossing about this matter today is enough, and I was bored while signing: "What is the number? One is 'Cheng' from Pengcheng Wanli, one is 'Liu' from Wendao, and the other is 'He' from the top. Start counting from the head, count one by one, and you will know the number.”
The traffic policeman was just an ordinary traffic policeman. He had only been on duty for two or three years, so he didn't know much about these things. When he turned around and asked his superiors, his superior Ji Mo Rushen wrote him a list of several surnames.It turned out to be the 'true prince', and he couldn't be offended.
The three people here got into the car, and Liu Kun, who couldn't help laughing, was suddenly overjoyed. "Fuck, sprinkle wine-scented perfume on your body, thanks to them thinking of it!"
He Zhilan supported the car door with her hand: "It's just idle."
Cheng Zhou couldn't help but laugh: "Facts have proved that people can't be idle, and something goes wrong when they are idle."
Thanks to this strange incident, the atmosphere in the car was no longer what it used to be. Liu Kun scratched his hair and hesitated: "You and Brother Li are just kidding, right?"
"I'm crazy to bend myself for fun."
Liu Kun comforted him and comforted himself: "Maybe someday you will have another convulsion and break yourself back? Men are big pigs, and I have seen a lot of people who love each other."
The gaze of the other party was like the staring of death, Liu Kun raised his hand and surrendered: "Chengcheng, you will die together, a couple for a lifetime, the great lover of the century, if you don't fall in love, you will be alone, once you fall in love for a lifetime."
Cheng Zhou glanced at the two of them, and said coolly, "Whoever provokes me again, I'll crash the car and die with you."
The person who controls the steering wheel can't be messed with.
The two of them shut up silently, the car stopped at the gate of Liu's house, and Cheng Zhou put on the handbrake.There was silence in the car.After a long while, Cheng Zhou said to Liu Kun in the rearview mirror: "Kun'er, because you are the first to ask me for help, I will only say some things once."
Liu Kun retracted his legs. "you say."
Cheng Zhou considered his tone and said, "It's okay if you like to play. You are an adult and have the capital to play. No one can control you. But if you play yourself to death, others will never sympathize with you, pity you, and give you money." If you shed half a tear, you will only laugh at you, ridicule you, and call you what you deserve. You look back and weigh whether it is worth it."
This is too much to say.But people who almost made their good life a joke are not qualified to enjoy soft words. Only when this kind of word is stabbed, hurt, solid, and bleeding can they realize the profound lesson.
Liu Kun rubbed his face: "Don't worry, if I don't learn my lesson this time, then my life will be in vain."
He Zhilan looked in the rearview mirror: "Okay, don't be so sad. No matter what, I'm glad you can turn around. Go back and suffer this beating and admit your mistakes. You're a good guy again. Be sincere and sincere. Don't hide, hug Grandma Liu's leg and cry when it hurts, she is soft-hearted."
Hearing this, Liu Kun couldn't help but roll his eyes at him: "Don't say that I haven't been beaten before."
The old people in their circle are playing tricks on the outside, and they are as friendly as possible when facing political opponents.There is a fine Chinese tradition, 'a filial son is born under the stick, if he can't be beaten, he can't be a weapon, if one meal doesn't work, then two meals'.
He Zhilan laughed angrily: "If you kindly give you a trick, you don't know the heart of a good person. You deserve to be beaten!"
Liu Kun gave him a middle finger.
After getting out of the car and knocking on the window, He Zhilan slid down the button to open the window: "If you dare not go in and want us to accompany you, then don't open your mouth. It will hurt your feelings."
Because it's impossible.When I made a mistake when I was young, three people holding hands and coming to the door together to be scolded is a child's heart. Now that we are all adults, and it is such a sensitive matter, it is not appropriate to hold hands and come to the door.The so-called family ugliness should not be publicized. When the time comes, will Grandpa Liu scold the three of them together?Or take Liu Kun out and scold him alone?The former is naturally not possible, after all, this matter has nothing to do with them; the latter, Liu Kun was scolded as a dog in front of them, and it would be embarrassing to meet him in the future.
Gave him a look of "I am such a person", Liu Kun held the window of the car, hesitating.
He Zhilan glared at him: "If you fart, fart, if you don't, get out."
"This matter between you and Brother Li." With the beginning, it's easy to say the rest, Liu Kun said in a cautious tone: "I was too surprised before, so don't worry about talking too much. Brother Li is very good, regardless of gender In fact, I match you very well. You have good looks, ability, and reliable personality. You don’t have the impetuosity of young people nowadays. I don’t feel like the kind of person who plays around. Actually, it’s not very suitable for people like us to get married. , As for gender. What era is it now, maybe one day the same-sex marriage law will be passed in China. "
Cheng Zhou poked his head over, staring at death.
Where are you on? !Shall I give you a chance to think it over before we talk? !
He Zhilan bit the fruit after dinner: "Isn't it, I said, it's just a bowl of traditional Chinese medicine, are you at least so bitter and bitter?"
"I was smoked by the heat!" Liu Kun argued.
"Then you drink."
Liu Kun: "..."
Putting down the medicine bowl, Liu Kun stretched his neck and retorted: "The medicine hasn't cooled down yet, so it's no wonder I shiver if it's not hot. I'll drink it after it cools down."
Cheng Zhou sat across from him with the cut fruit.Without saying anything, just staring at him while eating delicious fruit.
'Kazi''Kazi''Kazi''Kazi'
Yu Banxia, whose hatred between the two is worth a lot, couldn't stand it any longer.This kind of hair is kicked early, and if you don't kick it, can you keep it for the Mid-Autumn Festival? !
Liu Kun buried his face, collapsed and irritable: "Can you stop eating in front of me?! Please, please be human!"
"No." He Zhilan said.
"No." Cheng Zhou.
He Zhilan and Cheng Zhou: "I can't!"
It was the first time that Liu Kun considered his grandfather's previous proposal. He proposed to Cheng Ting. Even if he was cut off three times a day by the other party, as long as the other party can support him when the two bears are small criminals!
This kind of thought of harming others and benefiting oneself already exists, it can be seen that Liu Kun is really going crazy.
He Zhilan put the last piece of fruit into her mouth, and tapped the other party's medicine bowl: "As someone who has experienced it, it is best to drink the Chinese medicine juice before it is completely cooled, otherwise, hehehe."
Liu Kun couldn't appreciate the cute He Zhilan at this time, and said to the side with a sad face, "Yu Banxia, right? I'll call you Xiaoyu. Please help me get some candy."
Yu Banxia thought for a while, then shook her head: "I'd better suggest not to put sugar in the medicine juice. It may destroy the efficacy of the medicine."
"Then it's okay to put some honey? It's not much, that's all." Liu Kun compared it, and it was about a spoonful.
What the other party said was too sincere and pitiful, Yu Banxia secretly rolled his eyes and explained: "Mr. Liu, we don't recommend adding neutralizing things to Chinese medicine juice. First, because the composition of Chinese medicine juice is a subtle layer of added On the first level, any more or less may destroy this delicate feeling. Second, in fact, Chinese medicinal juice is not as bad as imagined, and a large part of it is actually self-suggestion when drinking. In fact, some people do Through experiments, when drinking Chinese medicinal juice, the self-suggestion of 'bitterness' is transformed into 'not bitter', and the suggestion that drinking the medicine will make the disease better is very effective."
Liu Kun: "...Are you serious?"
Yu Banxia: Otherwise?
He Zhilan and Cheng Zhou were about to die laughing on the sofa.The fruit plate of the latter laughing was unsteady, so he quickly put down the fruit fork and smiled at Liu Kun, saying: "This method of self-suggestion may not be used by Mr. Liu. Do you know the 'emperor's tongue'? Mr. Liu's taste buds are sensitive. It's two to three times that of ordinary people. What other people taste is [-] points. To him, it's estimated to be [-] points to [-] points. This is a talent that Mr. Liu has been proud of since he was a child. Come!"
But this time Mr. Liu was harmed by this innate skill!
A bowl of medicine made Liu Kun suffer from hair to the soles of his feet, and he didn't recover for a long time. He Zhilan gloated: "Yes!"
Cheng Zhou also laughed: "This means that you can still live if you do evil by God, but you can't live when you do evil by yourself! You deserve it! You deserve it! You deserve it!"
Tired of being tormented by the bitterness, Liu Kunshen pointed out: "Wait! When I recover, I will be a good man again!"
"After drinking one bowl, there will be another bowl."
Cheng Zhou was happy, He Zhilan was even happier, and shouted: "Brother Yuan Xi, how long will Liu Kun take this medicine?"
Li Yuanxi was writing the prescription, thought for a while and replied, "About half a month."
Liu Kun was completely dead on the ground, with a face of 'Let me die and forget this day'!
Although Fa Xiao was hurt, he really cared about Liu Kun, and asked Cheng Zhou to lead him to sleep in the room. He Zhilan went to Li Yuanxi's place, and asked Ai Ai: "Well, Brother Yuanxi, give me some of the incense you used for me. chant."
Li Yuanxi looked at him: "Do you need to feel sorry for others?"
He Zhilan thought for a while, her tone sad. "My heart hurts. But who said Liu Kun is a child, who came here to collect debts, so you can't pay it back, or you will be haunted in your next life."
Li Yuanxi is so handsome. "Top the cabinet in the room, go get it yourself."
With that face, you casually use the tone that makes He Zhilan so sweet, she just slapped her in the other's face while no one was looking.Li Yuanxi was stunned for a moment.
He Zhilan looked at him with a smile: "Do you want to kiss me back?"
Yu Banxia, who is holding a stone scoop, please be yourself!Feeling so bad in his heart, but he immediately turned around and left, just to disturb is to disturb, it is impossible for Li Yuanxi to really kiss back, He Zhilan stared at death.
A blind man!
"return."
Yu Banxia stood still with an innocent face. "Mr. He, did you call me?"
Rolling eyes at him: "Remember to knock on the door before entering next time, you know?"
This is the hall, what door do you want me to knock on?Facing the boss' gaze, Yu Banxia silently counseled.You are the boss and you have the final say! "Alright Mr. He."
Only then did He Zhilan go to the room to get the incense in good spirits. In the guest room, Liu Kun took a shower and changed clothes and was crawling on the bed. Cheng Zhou pulled the quilt for him and said, "Have a good sleep and get enough energy."
Liu Kunzheng moved his friend to be a little girl, and Cheng Zhou smiled bewilderedly: "Only when you have enough energy can you go back and be beaten by Grandpa Liu. Oh, by the way, I almost forgot, Grandma Liu is also in good health, so the beating is probably mixed." Yes, now that you are full of energy and look better, grandpa and grandma Liu are willing to start, right? You should be glad that your uncles and aunts are out of town, otherwise it would be a mixed fight with four people?! Tsk tsk, Kuner, you really don’t have a day Faguaro~"
Liu Kun immediately threw his emotion into the sky, and rolled his eyes at him: "Can you still wish me a good order?!"
"Why are you arguing again?" He Zhilan came over holding the incense and the incense burner, lit it with a lighter and put the burner aside. "You've been thinking about it day and night these days, so you haven't had a good night's sleep, have you? This incense can help you sleep. If you light this one, I guarantee you won't even know it's thundering outside."
The faint fragrance floated, clean and elegant, Liu Kun sniffled: "I like this fragrance. It's done, you guys go, don't disturb me sleeping."
Cheng Zhou made a gesture to slap him: "Give you some sunshine and it will be bright, right?"
He Zhilan dragged the person out: "Look at his pitiful appearance, he is a critically ill person, suspected of being mentally retarded, and looks like a disabled person. Let's be a good person and let the poor critically ill, mentally retarded, and disabled children go! Bullying the mentally retarded is a crime Yeah, the disability is even more critically ill, we can't afford to lose this man if word spreads."
One sentence and one knife pierced Liu Kun into a bloody hole, Cheng Zhou was so happy, he closed the door and gave him a thumbs up: "It's you who are the best, Mr. He!"
He Zhilan was also happy, and after Le Wan took something to him, she yelled at him: "Here, don't say that I favor one over another. Fragrance can help you sleep, and it can also improve the quality of sleep. When you feel stressed, light one, no matter day or night It all works."
Cheng Zhou opened the bamboo tube containing the incense and took a look: "That's all?! When did Mr. He be so stingy?! Take more, take more, take three, four, five bamboo tubes for the amount of bamboo and copper. "
It was said that He Zhilan's eyes were about to pop out: "You still have three, four, five bamboo tubes?! Why don't you say that you can build a car?! My brother Yuan Xi made it himself, only this family has no semicolon! If you don't like it, come back I don't think so much myself."
Cheng Zhou hurriedly hid the bamboo tube behind his back: "How can there be any reason to recycle the things that are sent out? Doesn't this bring Mr. He's reputation? As a young man, I can't discredit you like this. It's done, I just happen to be here I haven't slept well for two days, find a room and order one for me."
After a little incense, the two slept until dark and didn't stutter. Yu Banxia knocked on the door for a long time but no one answered, He Zhilan opened the door and pushed Cheng Zhou's ear and shouted: "Your sister is back!"
Cheng Zhou was startled awake immediately, took a look at him and threw the pillow at him angrily: "Are you naive or not?!"
Dodging the pillow, He Zhilan supported the door and beat happily: "'Your sister is back' these words are more effective than any magic method. It will work a hundred times. It is better to say that you are timid than to say that I am naive! It's okay, just wake up. Hurry up, I'm going to call Liu Kun."
Liu Kun was woken up abruptly by He Zhilan, "gentleness" is not his style of dealing with Mr. He.
It took half an hour for the two of them to sit at the dinner table. Liu Kun was so energetic that he didn't see his haggard look before, and Cheng Zhou was also full of energy. He didn't even have a dream when he fell asleep, and he couldn't finish it when he opened his eyes. strength.
"Zhilan, get me some more of this incense!" Liu Kun shouted as soon as he entered the door.
Cheng Zhou laughed out loud, and sat down on the side: "Master He has changed his mind. Now we are using the character design of 'Stingy Iron Rooster'. Do."
Liu Kun looked at this and that: "Impossible? Mr. He has always been generous, when did he become stingy like an iron rooster? Brother Cheng Zhou, even if we are young, we can't slander Zhilan like this. Be careful with him and you." urgent!"
The two of them were getting angry, and He Zhilan was not angry, she tapped the two with chopsticks: "Do you know what it means to 'make an inch'? Believe it or not, I will take back all the 'inches'?"
The two replied cheaply: "How do you charge it? Are you going to rob it?"
He Zhilan took some time off, tilted her head and raised her voice: "Brother Yuanxi! Someone is robbing me!"
"Fuck!"
"Fuck!"
This operation was too coquettish, and the two of them slapped the table and raised their middle fingers.
"mean!"
"Shameless!"
"insidious!"
"Dirty!"
Li Yuanxi was able to survive the siege of Cheng Ting and Chen Sheng unscathed with one hit or two. They are no match for ten bundles like this!
"Since the complaint! Are you three years old?!" Cheng Zhou despised him!
He Zhilan smiled: "As long as it works, it's like 'your sister is back' is like a magic spell to you."
Cheng Zhou wanted to scold the country!Liu Kun lay on the table laughing uncontrollably.
It's just that Liu Kun couldn't laugh when the food was served, but now Cheng Zhou laughed.
Ruoda's table has two extremes.On the one hand, there is a hearty five-vegetable soup, which is delicious in color, fragrance, and on the other hand, it is served with dry Chinese cabbage and rice.
"Have you finally bankrupted yourself?" Liu Kun looked at He Zhilan and asked sincerely.
He Zhilan bit her chopsticks: "I discussed it with Cheng Zhou. For the sake of your health and recovery, you can only eat cabbage with rice before you stop taking the medicine. The cabbage in this season is not cheap, so just be content with it." .”
Cheng Zhou saw how pitiful he was, so he picked a piece of celery from the dish and put it heavily in his bowl. "Eat more. If you are full, you will have strength when you go back to be beaten. Judging from your tossing, it is estimated that Grandpa and Grandma Liu will not be able to escape the mixed doubles."
Thinking of the hurdle at night, Liu Kun rubbed his face: "Do you think it's too late for me to draw a physical effect costume now?"
"Don't even think about it."
"If you want to die even worse, you can try."
Yu Banxia, who saw the end from beginning to end, thought sincerely.Talking about background, identity, and worth are all false, the essence is just teasing.pure.
After eating the meal like talking about cross talk, Liu Kun's soul was sublimated (drinking medicine) again, and after taking a breath, Cheng Zhou drove him back in person.He Zhilan rushed to Li Yuanxi and said, "I'll go see it off too. I'll be back soon."
"it is good."
The other party's answer was too straightforward, and He Zhilan looked back sincerely: "By the way, do you really not consider kissing me back?"
If Li Yuanxi faced this kind of teasing in the past, he would be very firm and push him away, but now the two are in love with each other.He is reluctant.
He Zhilan thought that the other party would not respond to him, but she was just about to leave when her emotional wrist was grabbed, and an irresistible force pulled him towards the other party's arms, her chin was lifted, and the other party's cool but soft lips were pressed come over.He Zhilan was stunned for a second, and immediately opened her teeth to welcome her...
Cheng Zhou waited in the car for a long while, when he saw someone open the car door, he teased, "Suddenly urgent to urinate?"
The space of the seven-seater luxury car is absolutely spacious. Liu Kun in the back seat spread out his long legs, watched the scenery slide by in front of him, and silently built his mind to face the tragic situation when he went back.
It's a little quiet in the car.He Zhilan held back for a long time.
"We're together."
Cheng Zhou made an emergency brake!Fortunately, the reaction was quick and the belt was brought to the side of the road.The car is used to driving, and the three of them can't help but lean forward.
He Zhilan was strangled by the seat belt!
Liu Kun hit the back chair directly!There is no need to draw special effects for the wound on the face.
"What did you say?! Say it again!!" Cheng Zhou gasped!
Liu Kun covered the corners of his sore eyes, leaned on the back of the chair, and said in a tone like hell: "Who are you with?! You two?!"
Cheng Zhou: "You fucking shut up!"
Liu Kun was more irritable than him: "You two are fucking together and still tell me to shut up?!!!"
He Zhilan supported her forehead, and said helplessly to Liu Kun, "I'm with brother Yuanxi."
"!!!!!!!!!"
Liu Kun gasped, and took a few wild breaths before he regained his composure! "Let so many women not mess with you?!"
He Zhilan retorted angrily: "People who almost made themselves into AIDS have no right to control me as gay!"
"Shut up for me!"
Cheng Zhou is getting irritable!
The traffic policeman on duty came over and knocked on the car window, and the three of them stared over, their faces stunned. "Please show me your driver's license and driving license."
Cheng Zhou turned over his driver's license and driver's license with a frozen face. His attitude was not good, but at least he was cooperative.
The traffic police did not expect the other party to be so cooperative.Driving a luxury car, dressed in clothes that are either rich or expensive, it is usually the most troublesome to meet this kind of person, often before they even say anything, the other party can point to the nose on duty and say something like 'you fucking dare to stop me Do you know who I am? Do you still want to wear tiger skin? If you don’t raise your hand, you will call the relevant department or the higher-level department to complain that they are not worthy of the law. Yes, when they were wasting time, they even sued the on-duty staff for delaying their time.Simply.
Check the records of the driver's license and driving license to confirm that the certificates are true and valid, and beckon colleagues to bring the equipment for checking drunk driving. "Please take a drink-driving test."
Cheng Zhou blew a cold face, and the traffic policeman was relieved when he saw it.Not drunk driving, not driving without a license.I looked into the car with my probe, and there was nothing wrong with it. I returned my ID and took a step back, saluting: "Sorry comrade, parking is not allowed here, please leave immediately."
Sliding on the car window, Cheng Zhou stepped on the accelerator with a sullen face. It was only a short time before the car slid. Seeing the other cars being queried in the mirror, he stepped on the brake and put on the handbrake, closed the door with a cold face, and walked away. Those who used to flaunt their might to the traffic policemen were kicks!
The opponent was kicked and staggered!Almost came a five-body throwing gift.
The traffic police were shocked.Because this flamboyant person is a habitual offender. He has been checked by the traffic police several times, drunk driving, without a driver's license, and a driving license. When asked, he said that there are too many cars and he doesn't remember which car to put. It stands to reason that the driver's license will be suspended. Several times, but the other party has a deep background, and there is nothing to do with the other party.
You say you have a background, money, and many cars, so it’s no big deal if you hire a driver, right?But just no.This bastard likes to fight against the traffic police!When I get muddy, I like to bump into the hands of the traffic police. Every day, I like to see the awesome traffic police uncle who is angry with my teeth but can't help me. Listen, listen, if the traffic police can do it , I beat him seven or eight times already!
Seeing the other party being kicked so hard, the traffic policeman felt so relieved!But I can't help worrying about the other party in my heart. This person has a deep background, so it's probably not good to cause trouble.The traffic policeman who checked the driver's license just now thought that for the sake of cooperation before rushing to the other party, he would also help mediate despite being scolded by the superior department.
In fact, it’s not surprising that the traffic police think so. A supercar looks like it’s 500 million yuan away. Although Cheng Zhou’s car is also a luxury car, it’s only 300 million yuan. Don't.The person who didn't want to be kicked like a big horse turned his head, and his original fierce expression immediately resembled that of a mouse seeing a cat, or a rabbit seeing an eagle, and obediently and obediently took two steps to the front, shouting: "Brother Cheng Zhou."
The eyeballs of the traffic policemen were about to pop out, but what surprised them even more was that when the other supercars got on, the people whose windows were stingy before, opened the doors one by one and came obediently.
"Brother Cheng Zhou."
"Brother Cheng."
"Young Master Cheng."
Standing in a row one by one, just like elementary school students facing their head teacher.The traffic policemen were overwhelmed as if they had seen a ghost. They didn't want to hear the car door open twice again. One was young and energetic, and the other had better looks than entertainment stars. Just as they were guessing the identities of these two, especially the good-looking one, they were thinking Is it some star, I don't want the bastards who showed off their might in this country before, all shrinking their necks and wishing to disappear in place.
"Second Brother He. Brother Kun."
"Second Brother He. Brother Kun."
"Second Brother He. Brother Kun."
Seeing this scene, the traffic policemen who have long been trained as masters don't know the reason?This is the rich second generation meeting the second generation of power, and the little prince meeting the real prince?
All the well-behaved and yelling boys and buddies frantically swiped the screen in their hearts: Damn, I didn't see Huang Li when I went out, why did I bump into these three little ancestors? !
The three of them stood there, each with an aura of [-] meters!It looks like a quail to set off a group of young masters.
Cheng Zhou crossed his chest and glanced, and said coolly: "Drinking and driving a supercar, it makes sense, doesn't it?"
The boys could not wait to shake their heads like drums: "No, no, no, brother Cheng Zhou misunderstood, we were just joking with the traffic police uncle! Actually, we didn't drink any alcohol. If you don't believe me, let's blow it up for you."
In the past, it would be condescending to ask them to blow one, but today these people are very cooperative with their instruments, and the results of the test are indeed that they did not drink alcohol.
The traffic policeman was speechless: "How did the smell of alcohol come from?"
The buddies touched their heads in shame: "It's a prank perfume for the whole person."
Traffic police: "..."
The traffic police were so angry that they were suffocating.
Didn't drink alcohol, sprayed alcohol-scented perfume on his body, and liked to bump into the hands of traffic police, does your family know that Xiong Cheng is like this?
Cheng Zhou supported his forehead, Liu Kun tilted his head to suppress a smile, and He Zhilan felt that if there was a wall next to him, he would want to support it.
"Where's the driver's license, driving license, and ID card?" Cheng Zhou felt that the child would really go to heaven if he died.
"Yes, yes, bring them all!"
"I have them all, I'll take them now!"
One by one, they dug out their documents from the hidden places in the car, supercar driver's license, driving license, ordinary C1 driver's license, ID card, yacht driver's license, helicopter flight certificate, etc. Everyone has a lot of them in their hands. .He looked like a kid who made a mistake and was caught by the head teacher. He felt guilty and nervous, and was afraid of being called a parent on the spot.
Cheng Zhou held back for a long time, pointing at everyone to scold or not, and couldn't bear it for a long time: "You are full and can't get through with the traffic police?! It hurts to be idle, right?! How about I find you something to do? !"
He Zhilan was also speechless.She looked normal in the past, why did she act like this in private?He thinks he is also a bear, but he is a bear with his own bears and those in the circle. The people of this country are all bears out of the circle!Being so naive and so boring, thinking of this, He Zhilan couldn't help coughing dryly.
Brother, you look at me and I look at you, and you can't help but laugh out loud.
Cheng Zhou couldn't help laughing, and glared at them: "Laughing! Look at yourself, you're pretty good, right?"
Liu Kun suppressed his smile, and pointed to a group of people: "It's done, don't laugh, everyone is an adult. Do something serious when you are full, don't be idle all day long Others, the traffic police are serious and on duty, not to play with you. Apologize, and there will be no next time, and you must obey the traffic rules and don’t cause trouble for others.”
The boys and buddies nodded yes, Liu Kun said to the traffic policemen again: "This boy is a bear. He should be educated and fined. He should be punished as he wants. If he dares to commit the crime again later, don't be cowardly. It's really troublesome to follow the rules. Go to their parents, all of them have peeled off skin, I can't blame you."
The traffic police saluted.
After Liu Kun finished speaking, he didn't mean to stay any longer. He waved his hand and waited for Cheng Zhou to get into the car until the car slid into the traffic flow. The traffic policemen gave this Mr. Bang the registration procedures. Just now, the education was at the textbook level, and they had nothing to say Yes, fine, make a record, how dare you go back to the bureau for tea.At that time, it will really be easier to ask God than to send God away.
While making records, the traffic policeman was also curious and asked, "Handsome guys, tell me, what is the number of the three just now?"
Enough tossing about this matter today is enough, and I was bored while signing: "What is the number? One is 'Cheng' from Pengcheng Wanli, one is 'Liu' from Wendao, and the other is 'He' from the top. Start counting from the head, count one by one, and you will know the number.”
The traffic policeman was just an ordinary traffic policeman. He had only been on duty for two or three years, so he didn't know much about these things. When he turned around and asked his superiors, his superior Ji Mo Rushen wrote him a list of several surnames.It turned out to be the 'true prince', and he couldn't be offended.
The three people here got into the car, and Liu Kun, who couldn't help laughing, was suddenly overjoyed. "Fuck, sprinkle wine-scented perfume on your body, thanks to them thinking of it!"
He Zhilan supported the car door with her hand: "It's just idle."
Cheng Zhou couldn't help but laugh: "Facts have proved that people can't be idle, and something goes wrong when they are idle."
Thanks to this strange incident, the atmosphere in the car was no longer what it used to be. Liu Kun scratched his hair and hesitated: "You and Brother Li are just kidding, right?"
"I'm crazy to bend myself for fun."
Liu Kun comforted him and comforted himself: "Maybe someday you will have another convulsion and break yourself back? Men are big pigs, and I have seen a lot of people who love each other."
The gaze of the other party was like the staring of death, Liu Kun raised his hand and surrendered: "Chengcheng, you will die together, a couple for a lifetime, the great lover of the century, if you don't fall in love, you will be alone, once you fall in love for a lifetime."
Cheng Zhou glanced at the two of them, and said coolly, "Whoever provokes me again, I'll crash the car and die with you."
The person who controls the steering wheel can't be messed with.
The two of them shut up silently, the car stopped at the gate of Liu's house, and Cheng Zhou put on the handbrake.There was silence in the car.After a long while, Cheng Zhou said to Liu Kun in the rearview mirror: "Kun'er, because you are the first to ask me for help, I will only say some things once."
Liu Kun retracted his legs. "you say."
Cheng Zhou considered his tone and said, "It's okay if you like to play. You are an adult and have the capital to play. No one can control you. But if you play yourself to death, others will never sympathize with you, pity you, and give you money." If you shed half a tear, you will only laugh at you, ridicule you, and call you what you deserve. You look back and weigh whether it is worth it."
This is too much to say.But people who almost made their good life a joke are not qualified to enjoy soft words. Only when this kind of word is stabbed, hurt, solid, and bleeding can they realize the profound lesson.
Liu Kun rubbed his face: "Don't worry, if I don't learn my lesson this time, then my life will be in vain."
He Zhilan looked in the rearview mirror: "Okay, don't be so sad. No matter what, I'm glad you can turn around. Go back and suffer this beating and admit your mistakes. You're a good guy again. Be sincere and sincere. Don't hide, hug Grandma Liu's leg and cry when it hurts, she is soft-hearted."
Hearing this, Liu Kun couldn't help but roll his eyes at him: "Don't say that I haven't been beaten before."
The old people in their circle are playing tricks on the outside, and they are as friendly as possible when facing political opponents.There is a fine Chinese tradition, 'a filial son is born under the stick, if he can't be beaten, he can't be a weapon, if one meal doesn't work, then two meals'.
He Zhilan laughed angrily: "If you kindly give you a trick, you don't know the heart of a good person. You deserve to be beaten!"
Liu Kun gave him a middle finger.
After getting out of the car and knocking on the window, He Zhilan slid down the button to open the window: "If you dare not go in and want us to accompany you, then don't open your mouth. It will hurt your feelings."
Because it's impossible.When I made a mistake when I was young, three people holding hands and coming to the door together to be scolded is a child's heart. Now that we are all adults, and it is such a sensitive matter, it is not appropriate to hold hands and come to the door.The so-called family ugliness should not be publicized. When the time comes, will Grandpa Liu scold the three of them together?Or take Liu Kun out and scold him alone?The former is naturally not possible, after all, this matter has nothing to do with them; the latter, Liu Kun was scolded as a dog in front of them, and it would be embarrassing to meet him in the future.
Gave him a look of "I am such a person", Liu Kun held the window of the car, hesitating.
He Zhilan glared at him: "If you fart, fart, if you don't, get out."
"This matter between you and Brother Li." With the beginning, it's easy to say the rest, Liu Kun said in a cautious tone: "I was too surprised before, so don't worry about talking too much. Brother Li is very good, regardless of gender In fact, I match you very well. You have good looks, ability, and reliable personality. You don’t have the impetuosity of young people nowadays. I don’t feel like the kind of person who plays around. Actually, it’s not very suitable for people like us to get married. , As for gender. What era is it now, maybe one day the same-sex marriage law will be passed in China. "
Cheng Zhou poked his head over, staring at death.
Where are you on? !Shall I give you a chance to think it over before we talk? !
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