Mingren don't talk about secret love

The Science and Technology Innovation Competition was held in Chongqing. The students and teachers who participated in the finals in R arrived in the morning and went directly to the hotel to report and set up the exhibition.

R is very picky.From the northeast to the southwest, taking the train with a hard seat, Shen Xi dangled on the train for more than 40 hours, doubting life and wanting to explode.The school said that air tickets for the summer vacation are very expensive, and each person needs to pay 4000 yuan for a round trip, and they have to stop.However, R finally had a little bit of conscience, and bought a hard sleeper for the tutor.So, the tutor went to sleep at night, and the two students slept during the day, and it was fine.

After registration, the teacher held a team leader meeting, and the students set up booths.Shen Xi set up his artificial intelligence toilet.Due to limited conditions, things are a bit rough, and they are not made of white porcelain, but metal materials, but anyone with a discerning eye can see that it is a toilet.

After setting up the simple water tank and other accessories, Shen Xi tried the functions of the AI ​​toilet one by one.

First up on that... well, perfect.

Going to PP again...

Shen Xi stretched out his hand and pressed it, and a trickle of water shot out from inside the toilet in an instant. It was powerful and had a long range, just like the Tangmen venom in the legend of Jianghu!

Hearing a loud cry of "Oops", Shen Xi knew he was in trouble, and hurriedly turned around to check, only to find that the water had just splashed on the face of a middle-aged man! ! !And the one who yelled was the young female follower beside him!

Not good!

The middle-aged man was drenched all over his head and face suddenly, trembling all over, obviously stunned, turned his head slightly to look at Shen Xi, with a trace of majesty in his eyes.After discovering that the water came out of a broken toilet, his face was gloomy, and a low-pressure cyclone emanated from his body.There was a water stain on the carpet, extending from his feet to the toilet.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Shen Xi walked to the front of the crowd, "I'm too sleepy, I can't open my eyes, I didn't see... This water is clean, you can drink it directly."

"..." The middle-aged man tried his best to calm down, stretched out his right hand to wipe off the water on his head and face, ignored Shen Xi, and left.

"It's so majestic." Shen Xi turned around and asked the contestants, "Who is that?"

A contestant from Chongqing No. [-] Middle School smiled: "We are the leaders of Chongqing Municipality."

Shen Xi: "..." Well, he used the toilet as a weapon to slap a certain leader in Chongqing.

The work on the first day is only for exhibition arrangement, and participants can leave at any time.Therefore, after trying the AI ​​toilet, Shen Xi asked the tutor for leave to leave the team, and went back to the hotel to catch up on sleep to prepare for the next few days of activities.

R is still a giant, booked a cheap hotel.Shen Xi saw the words "Standard room: 120. Triple room: 140" written on the wall next to the front desk, and was very surprised, thinking that there are still such prices in first- and second-tier cities these years?

Shen Xi walked into the room, threw away the room card, and went to the toilet.

He lifted the toilet lid and sat down, but felt his ass get cold, and sat on the toilet lid again!

hell...

Shen Xi lifted that thing carefully, sat on the toilet seat, breathed a sigh of relief, let go, and planned to solve personal problems.In the end, when it was too late and then soon, there was only a bang, and Shen Xi felt a pain in his back, and sat up straight in a clumsy way: "Uh!"

He turned around and touched it, only to find that the toilet lid hit him hard!

The toilet seat won't stand up!Huge tanks against it!I don't know if the hotel has changed the toilet or the water tank, it doesn't match anyway.

Shen Xi once again doubted life, just like a tortoise, carrying a heavy and heavy toilet seat with a large and small size, feeling very sad in her heart: people who have no money to live in a hotel, eat less and pull less, or go to the toilet with a heavy weight. question?

After going to the toilet, Shen Xi walked to the window to take a look at the scenery.Anyway, at least this hotel has big windows that take up an entire wall, so you can soak up the sun and enjoy the great river and mountains.

He opened the curtain with a "wow", but it was like being struck by lightning!

This room has no windows!Outside the huge floor-to-ceiling windows is another corridor!

Shen Xi opened the curtains, attracting all the guests to watch!When everyone saw a living creature in the glass box, they were very curious and pointed.

Someone said: "Look, the people inside are so handsome!" Her husband immediately countered in Chongqing dialect: "Handsome with a hammer!"

"..." Shen Xi drew the curtains, and the room was pitch black.No way, if you don't pull it, the guests outside will be able to watch the living creatures eat, sleep, and live like a monkey.

He sighed and went to bed.Either way, it's okay to sleep. In R, I didn't book a guest house with 35 yuan per person without a separate bathroom, which is considered as the best of humanity.

Shen Xi slept for 15 to 16 hours, had a little breakfast at the hotel the next day, went to the venue to attend the opening ceremony of the Science and Technology Innovation Competition, and participated in some boring activities.

At five o'clock in the afternoon, Shen Xi left the venue.

He went out to eat a hot pot meal, and then returned to the hotel room to finally prepare for his defense, took a shower, brushed his teeth, lay on the bed, and began to tease the crystal skin jelly.

He can't be disconnected for a day.

Shen Xi said: [Dong Dong, Dong Dong. 】

In 5 minutes, Xia Jiujia replied: […]

The meaning of the ellipsis is very easy to guess: frozen? !There's a new nickname? !From crystal skin jelly, to little skin jelly, to jonger, to jelly, what's behind?

Shen Xi didn't care, and said: [Dong Dong, the question and debate will be closed tomorrow, the most important link. 】

Xia Jiujia said: 【Come on. 】Actually, this is nonsense, Shen Xi is not the type to be nervous at all.

【Um. 】The two chatted for a while, and Shen Xi suddenly said, 【Dong Dong, I haven't seen you for four days... I really want to.Send a photo to Brother Shen, okay? 】 Two days of activities on the train.

Xia Jiujia said: 【No. 】Send a selfie to others?Don't talk about it, it's not a little girl.

【Frozen...】

【no. 】

Shen Xi pestered her for a while, but Xia Jiujia was unmoved, and finally said: 【Hurry up and go to bed, and ask questions in a closed manner, don't talk about it is useless. 】

[Oh...] I didn't get the photo, Shen Xi was very disappointed, and said, [Yin Li is still taking a bath, we'll sleep later. 】Yin Li is a senior high school student, and another contestant. Last year, he gave a speech under the national flag, "Killing Procrastination", and later there was a series of works "Become OCD".

[…] Xia Jiujia was stunned for a few seconds, and asked, 【You guys sleep in the same room? 】

[Hehe, more than that. 】In order to express his contempt for R, Shen Xi even typed out the word "hehe", 【There is only one standard room in total!The tutor slept in one bed, and Yin Li and I shared another bed.Fuck, I can't believe it!The school is so poor? ? ?Can you imagine, three men went to Chongqing from the northeast for a week, and they gave a total of 4500 yuan in R!An average of 200 per person per day!Includes transportation and accommodation! 】

[…] Xia Jiujia couldn't believe it, and asked again, [You and Yin Li... lie on the same bed for a whole week? 】

【hehe. 】Shen Xi continued to complain and act coquettishly, 【This is a broken hotel, the air conditioner is broken.Dong Dong, you don’t know how hot Chongqing is...you’re sweating without a quilt...]

"..." Xia Jiujia thought: Shen Xi sleeps on the same bed as the high school student god?Or for several days?Still don't cover the quilt?

Oh shit.

I have already taken steps, I want to get to know each other, to give each other a chance, and I don't want to miss a person who may admire each other in the future.

Now... I can't see myself for a week, and I can't see the photos. I don't think I'm dreaming about another man in the same bed.

unacceptable.

Otherwise... give some benefits?Let Shen Xi have something to see?

Xia Jiujia was at war with heaven and man, and hesitated and struggled for 15 minutes. He turned on the camera function of his phone, switched to the front camera, and pressed the button on himself.

It was also very hot in CC City in August, and the schools in the north did not have air conditioners, so Xia Jiujia only wore a large vest.He had just showered, his hair was still wet, and his shoulders were sticking out.

Xia Jiujia looked at it, deleted it, reached out and pulled down the neckline of the vest a few centimeters, exposing the collarbone, and operated the iPhone again.

In the end, he sent the photo to Shen Xi: [Only this time. 】

"...!!!"

Shen Xi sat up straight like a carp!

He looked carefully - the crystal skin was frozen white and thin, but not too weak, and the frame was neither big nor small, and Shen Xi only felt shortness of breath.

Facing the "you gawk" eyes from the tutor, Shen Xi quickly retracted the quilt, kissed the screen twice, set it as wallpaper, and slept all night with her mobile phone in her arms.

…………

On the third day of the activity, the debate will be closed.

Shen Xi came in at 10 am.

He grandly introduced his toilet to the judges and demonstrated all the functions one by one.When introducing "Chong PP", Shen Xi learned the lesson from the first day, waved his hand and said: "Everyone, start and stand on both sides, don't be stunned by this."

"!!!" When the expert judges heard this, they dodged one after another, and there was chaos. Some of them were over [-] years old, and they pushed and shoved to the side with small steps, which was very distressing.

"Well," Shen Xi pressed the switch, and a powerful jet of water flew directly into the next door!

He said: "This one is flushed clean. It also saves effort and does not need to keep rubbing one by one... There, it is especially convenient for the elderly and disabled with limited mobility. And it is more protective to use less toilet paper, which can relieve hemorrhoids and so on. Surgical diseases. By the way, it also has a massage function, which can effectively care for the body..."

Shen Xi finished the demonstration and explained the next feature.

He reached out and grabbed two khaki things, threw them into the toilet as "indecent things", and said: "The biggest highlight of this AI toilet is 'water saving'. There is no similar product on the market. It has a belt on the bottom. The camera can automatically analyze the length, thickness, quantity, shape, and dryness of the things in the toilet, and the computer will calculate it, and flush it with the most reasonable amount of water...that's what."

Shen Xi pressed the button, and the water gushed out, flushing the two khaki things into the fake sewer.

A group of experts: "..." slightly uncomfortable.

"Okay, let's see the difference." Shen Xi grabbed two more khaki things, which were obviously bigger than before, and put them into the toilet, and flushed again, only to hear a "wow", a large amount of water poured in, and the strong water pressure Flush the items in the toilet just now without a trace.

A group of experts: "..." Even more uncomfortable.

"Look." Shen Xi said, "When I press the same button twice, the computer automatically recognizes, calculates, and directs. At present, the toilets on the market are treated equally, and the water volume is not too large or too small. The AI ​​toilet can be enlarged. The water flow can avoid the trouble caused by the clogged toilet, and can reduce the water flow, realize energy saving and contribute to the society. According to my calculation, using the AI ​​toilet can reduce the water consumption for going to the toilet by 25%. You know, In arid regions, water is at a premium."

Shen Xi tapped the computer on the desk, opened the PPT, and said: "This function really involves artificial intelligence, deep learning, and image recognition. Here, I use data to train this neural network, which is CNN. When marking pictures , I mainly use my own... well, photos, but there is not much data, after all, it is disgusting. If you plan to use it commercially, you need to continue training, and a lot of training. This algorithm is relatively simple, because the background color is uniform, porcelain white, and it is not It needs to be very complicated.”

Shen Xi showed the marking process with a schematic diagram.However, although it is a schematic diagram, it is also very vivid!One by one, the small dots are advancing along the edge. The part that Vice President Wang said before "making people feel bad subjectively" refers to this part!

Shen Xi was talking, and found a problem - all the judges present did not understand AI.

Perhaps the organizing committee did not expect that there are students who understand deep learning, and did not invite any experts in this field to participate in the competition evaluation.

Seeing that the judges looked blank and silent one by one, Shen Xi didn't bother to talk anymore, and went to the next part: health check.He said: "This AI toilet can also detect whether there is blood in the water, and detect gastric cancer and bowel cancer and other digestive tract diseases earlier... Oh, it can also indicate pregnancy. The computer will automatically analyze it, and it also uses artificial intelligence. The toilet automatically Bring a mobile app to monitor your physical condition from time to time.”

Finally, Shen Xi said: "It also supports sound control. Flushing water, flushing PP, detection...all support sound control. It can be used in public toilets, and can also be used in ordinary families with the elderly and disabled. Currently it The recognition degree is very high, everyone say 'flush' and try." Shen Xi thinks that the induction toilet is not very powerful, and often either does not flush, or flushes a few times blindly.

One of the judges said: "Wash! Flush! Flush! Flush!"

Several times in a row, the toilet was unmoved.

All the judges looked at Shen Xi, feeling that the other party had stumbled.

Shen Xi cautiously: "This... Putonghua... Can it be more standard?"

The judge didn't know where he was, and he couldn't tell the difference with his tongue. He pronounced flush water as congsui, and remained silent.

"..." Another expert hurriedly said to resolve the embarrassment, "Flush!" The toilet made a "gurgling" sound, and a large stream of water swirled into the fake sewer.

Shen Xi thought, the accent is a matter, and the accent of the elderly was not considered before, this can be improved.

After recovering, he delivered his closing speech.The judges knew that the discomfort could finally end.

However, although I feel uncomfortable, I have to admit that creativity and technology are top-notch, far surpassing ordinary high school students.In other words, even masters and doctors may not have this ability.

That child's name is Shen Xi... What a wonderful thing...

After the expert judges left, Shen Xi was bored.

He is a person who can do things without standing, and can lie down without sitting. At this time, when he is lazy, he uses the toilet as a chair.The people around saw a top handsome guy resting on the toilet with his long legs stretched apart.

Shen Xi sat for a while, suddenly, the beast-like perception made him feel wrong!

He "cracked" and jumped up! ! !

At the same time, the toilet under the butt fell down with a "boom"! ! !

After all, it is just a simple toilet made by high school students. It is not a standard product produced on a regular factory assembly line. It is not stable. It is crushed by Shen Xi's height and weight of 1.8 meters, and it falls down!

Fake poo balls rolling around in the toilet! ! !

Just now after Shen Xi finished the demonstration, he didn't take out the simulated shit balls and put them away. At this time, the AI ​​toilet was poured out, and they scattered away!

Shen Xi couldn't see it well, so she hurriedly fixed the toilet, and then chased around to pick up those fake shit balls.

Other contestants: "..."

After 2 minutes, Shen Xi finally put away the shit balls and checked them carefully one by one - none were broken.

Unable to sit, standing and not wanting to stand, Shen Xi left the booth and wandered around, feeling that 99% of the entries were play games, more like small inventions and small creations, without much technical content, such as "non-slip soles" and "new sockets" ", and a few of them are very powerful. Shen Xi was curious and asked the contestants about the algorithm, but the other party was basically vague and evasive, so Shen Xi knew that this was probably what Vice President Wang once said. project" or "bought project".

…………

On Friday night, the 33rd National Youth Science and Technology Innovation Competition came to an end.

With the efforts of various departments, after a week of presentation, review and communication, the moment of awarding finally arrived.

According to the usual practice, the host came to the stage and welcomed a large number of people: "The guests present are: Deputy Secretary of Chongqing ×××...Vice Chairman of China Association for Science and Technology ×××...Ministry of Education ×××...Central Committee of the Communist Youth League ×××... ...Director of the Competition Organizing Committee ×××...Director of the Competition Judging Committee, Academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences ×××..."

Shen Xi started to play.

He took out his phone and played a five-game match.

After a series of miscellaneous events, the closing ceremony finally reached the important awarding link.

Shen Xi took off the earphones.

List of scientific and technological innovation achievements competition projects: 150 third prizes.

Shen Xi listened, without him.

The second prize, 100, did not have him.

The first prize, 50, Shen Xi found out, not him! ! !

Well, I was really defeated by Vice President Wang's poisonous grandmother.

It's a waste of time to return home with nothing.

Tsk, it will be embarrassing to go back.Forget it, I'm used to dropping the burden of being an idol this year.

In fact, Shen Xi gave up hope after discovering that none of the dozens of judges understood artificial intelligence.

If you want to know it, it's enough.

Shen Xi started a new game.The picture is very gorgeous in dim light.

On the stage, the host was even more impassioned: "Finally, it is the highest award of this year's competition - the Chairman Award of the China Association for Science and Technology! This award is used to reward the most outstanding and outstanding youth science and technology innovation projects in the competition. There are three students in total. Awarded...the first one, "Water Circulation Disinfection Cabinet"...the second one, "Universal Power Adapter"...the last one..." She kept her hand shut, "Who will it be the last one?!"

Shen Xi raised her eyelids.

Finally, the host said: "The last one, project number: BL000001, project name..." She paused, as if it was very difficult to speak, but she still said with difficulty, "Project name: "Great Water Conservation Giant Healthy Sunrise Oriental Future After a defeat, I am the only soldier in the world to block the water and cover the AI ​​toilet"! Representative team: LL Province, name: Shen Xi, school: CC City RM Middle School. Counselor..."

"???" Shen Xi raised her eyebrows, exited the game, and dropped a star directly.

I didn't expect...it's a bit interesting.

Amid the call of the host, Shen Xi stepped onto the stage, and a large group of people below stared at Shen Xi closely, thinking: Fuck, did you lose to that guy who picked up shit balls everywhere? ! !

The vice chairman of China Association for Science and Technology ××× presented the award.She hung up the gold medal for Shen Xi and handed over the certificate. Shen Xi waved with one hand and blew his hair.

The host asked the three to make two speeches.

"Well..." Shen Xi said, "Thank you to the school, thank you to the teachers, thank you to my dad, thank you to my mother, and thank you to Crystal Skin Jelly. You are my pride. I hope that one day, I will be your pride too."

After reading, in Yin Li's gossiping eyes, he grabbed Yin Li's phone, sent the video he ordered the other party to shoot to his WeChat, and then forwarded it to Crystal Skin Jelly.

Xia Jiujia quickly replied: [Congratulations. 】It seems to have been waiting.

I don't know why, seeing Shen Xi becoming the top 3, Xia Jiujia whispered in her heart: You are already my pride.He knew that there were more than 3000 entries in this competition.

Shen Xi: [I want a reward. 】

[What reward? 】

[I didn't think about it, I'll talk about it when I go back. 】

A few seconds later, Xia Jiujia asked: [Then, when will you be back? 】

【on Monday. 】Shen Xi replied, 【There will be a public display on Saturday, anyone can visit.Departs in the evening and arrives on Monday afternoon. 】Damn it, another 40 hours hard seat.

【Um? 】Xia Jiujia was a little curious, 【Anyone can visit? 】

【right.In the past, the exhibition was dismantled on Friday, but this time it was changed to Saturday, with an additional day of public display. 】

【Oh……】

Putting down her phone, Xia Jiujia couldn't concentrate.

He suddenly wanted to know: what would it be like for his brother, who won the grand prize, to introduce his technological innovations to all walks of life in the spacious and bright exhibition hall?

Such opportunities are rare.

Maybe next year's Shen Xi will be different from this year's, no, maybe next month's Shen Xi will be different from this month.Then, I will miss a very important node.

The next time Shen Xi became the national focus again, it might not be in the current state, and he would never be able to see the complacent and flourishing Shen Xi at this age.

There may be regrets.

One day in the future, I think: Is the 17-year-old Shen Xi different from now when she won the grand prize in the competition?

Xia Jiujia thought about it, and her fingers moved before her mind.He opened the Alipay app, bought a direct flight to Chongqing in the morning, skipped class for the second time for Shen Xi, and it was still a day, full of joy and anger.

He felt that Shen Xi was really a scourge, and made himself like this.

Forget it, sleep, you have to get up at 5:20 tomorrow morning.

…………

In the exhibition hall, when Shen Xi introduced the AI ​​toilet for the 860th time, but suddenly saw Dong Dong walking over, it was crazy! ! !

He thought he was dazzled, so he blinked and opened it again, only to find that Dongdong was even closer! ! !

Tall, fair skin, so beautiful, very conspicuous in the crowd, unique appearance and temperament.

"Dong Dong..." Shen Xi stammered a little, "You...you...why are you here?"

"Why can't I come?" Xia Jiujia went to study the toilet, "The transportation is convenient now, and you can go anywhere in the morning. After listening to your talk last night, I suddenly felt that this competition was interesting, and I wanted to see what was there. "He didn't say he got up at 5:20 to catch the plane.

Shen Xi knew that Crystal Skin Jelly deliberately "witnessed the first" from the northeast to the southwest, which meant that the other party's impenetrable glass wall was full of cracks.

"Let me tell you." Shen Xi held Xia Jiujia's hand and dragged him to the toilet, "The biggest highlight of this AI toilet is 'water saving... It has a camera at the bottom, which can automatically analyze the length and thickness of the things inside the toilet , quantity, shape..."

Xia Jiujia: "..." I understand how Vice Principal Wang feels.

Shen Xi introduced item by item, with extra effort and earnestness: "It can also wash PP. It can be washed cleanly. It also saves effort, and you don't need to keep rubbing each sheet... By the way, it also has a massage function, which can effectively Take care of chrysanthemums..."

Shen Xi deliberately moved the first point of the questioning to the last point and said, at the end, he turned off the button, let out a low laugh, and stretched out his hand to wrap around Xia Jiujia's arm: "Dong'er, this is a very good function, right?" ? For comrades, it is very important to maintain there.”

Xia Jiujia turned to look at Shen Xi, thinking: You are quite self-conscious and know how to take care of it.

He didn't know how homosexuals make love.However, at the beginning of last semester, Shen Xi borrowed a few pornographic books. At that time, Xia Jiujia was curious about whether comrades could be pornographic, so she searched the Internet and found out.

If one day accepts Shen Xi, he will be called "1" and Shen Xi will be called "0".