Mingren don't talk about secret love

After relaxing, on Monday, Class 6 students returned to the classroom for class.That day, Xia Jiujia didn't understand why Shen Xi suddenly grabbed his hair until the end.

Just in time for the mid-term results to be announced.

Xia Jiujia was first in grade, with a total score of 1035.He was not very happy, and felt that skipping evening classes for 10 days in a row still affected his grades very much.He is not to blame for Shen Xi, he is for meritorious deeds.Shen Xi is the second in grade, with a total score of 1025, which is ten points short.The main focus is on Chinese and politics. Shen Xi writes with her left hand. Although she can barely complete the Chinese, the number of written words is not enough, and there are dozens of words. She only gets 60 points out of 52 points, while Xia Jiujia gets 57 points.Politics was not finished, and 10 points were deducted out of 5 points for the last question, but geography and history were fine.Shen Xi wrote with her left hand in primary school, but she was forcibly broken. After that, she basically wrote with her right hand, and sometimes she switched to her left hand. It all depends on her mood, but the level of proficiency varies after all.

Qi Nuan was third, with a total score of 1010.It is said that when he saw the list, Qi Nuan let out a burst of "hehehe" laughter and said: "Uncle Xia Jiujia is sick and takes care of him every day, and he is 25 taller than me... Shen Xi has a broken right hand and writes with his left hand, and is also taller than me." 15..." The students in the experimental class comforted: "Really, since Sheng Yuliang, He Sheng... who is behind? Hey, I don't know, I don't remember the person behind." Qi Nuan's heart was caged again. A layer of haze—that means that no one will remember Qi Nuan even in the first year of high school in R.

Shen Xi did some calculations, not counting Chinese and politics, he had the same total score as Pi Dong, so he was in a good mood, so he gave himself a day off - one day off.

So, in math class, Shen Xi lowered her head, pulled out a Japanese manga from the desk, and put it on her lap to read page by page.

Xia Jiujia asked, "What are you looking at?"

Shen Xi said, "Danmei comics."

"..." Xia Jiujia frowned, "Where did you get this thing?"

Shen Xi replied: "I don't care if Jiang Jie borrowed it." Jiang Jie is a famous nympho in Class 6. She likes beautiful men and is obsessed with a certain Japanese group. Her dream is to go to Japan to become the group's manager.

"..."

"In the composition she read in the last class, there was a sentence from "XX", Tanmei novels, and campus essays. I have read them too. Just chatting casually... She said she had comics and asked me if I would read them. Of course I would."

"..."

"I didn't expect it, it's very high." But that's something later, he hasn't read it yet.

Xia Jiujia: "..."

"Skin jelly," Shen Xi thought about it, and felt that good things should not be kept privately. It would be immoral to watch Xiao Huang Man alone, so she asked again, "Do you want to watch Xiao Huang Man?"

Xia Jiujia got angry and said, "I think you look like a little Huangman."

Shen Xi was stunned, smiled randomly, and said happily: "Look at me like a little Huangman! As soon as you see me, it will start..."

Before the word "hard" came out, Xia Jiujia said angrily, "Shut up!"

As soon as this remark came out, the whole class was shocked, very curious about how Brother Shen made Xia Jiujia, who had always been indifferent, like this.

"Shen Xi!" The math teacher's voice was sharp, and he picked up the big settable and stepped down from the podium, walked straight to the seventh row, poked and poked at a 60-degree angle, "Don't mess with Xia Jiujia!"

"..." Shen Xi was wronged.Xia Jiujia spoke first, and Xia Jiujia yelled first, why did everyone scold him.

The world is not worth it.

He continued to watch Xiao Huangman again, feeling that he was not well-received.

Well, you are tall, thin, white, tender, and have a soft voice, all of these are good.But I am too useless, poor in study, poor in work, not motivated, I don’t want to take the top spot at all, I eat and wait to die every day, and I am negative, playing video games at home and saying "ah, anyway, life is a mess, and no one will like me... ..." He's weak, he has no power to fight back when he encounters hooligans on the street, he relies on Gao Shuaifu to act as a hero to save the beauty, and he doesn't learn muay thai or anything.Shen Xi looked and looked, and didn't understand why the protagonist should like this coquetry. He couldn't get into it. He had no interest or sexual interest, so he threw the book away.

Looking at another set, there is still a problem-the character design is not good.

……

At noon, the food in the cafeteria was extremely unpalatable, and all the dishes were disasters.I heard that the chef asked for leave, and the apprentice started. After the class 6 students came back, they complained one by one, and a group of younger brothers around Shen Xi also complained with blood and tears.

An Zhong, a big fat man whose height and weight can be counted, grieved, and said: "I am still in the stage of growing my body..." I don't know where I can grow.

"..." Qian Hou said, "It's probably the same thing tonight, let's go out and eat."

Shen Xi's former tablemate and now Long Yunfei at the front table echoed: "Okay. The cafeteria is really disgusting today. I ordered four dishes and spent more than eight yuan. In the end, I didn't eat a few bites and threw away most of them. Actually, one person For nine yuan, I can have a very good meal outside." Long Yunfei's family background is average, and he is usually relatively frugal, but he is not very stingy.

His tablemate Luo Tingting has already asked for leave to participate in the figure skating championship.

Qian Hou: "That's right, each person gets nine yuan, we have a total of... come, sign up, go out to dinner at night, each person pays nine yuan, who will take it?"

Soon, fourteen people signed up, and everyone began to discuss restaurants, and finally settled on "Mother Zhang's House", because there were the largest tables there.

"Fourteen people, nine yuan per person, right? A total of 120." Shen Xi held a pen in his left hand, bit off the cap of the pen, and wrote on the white paper, "I'll figure out what to order then."

He asked while writing: "Is spicy shredded pork okay? Is there anyone who doesn't want to eat it?"

A few people said this was the best, and Zhang’s mother fried it deliciously, so Shen Xi wrote on the paper: “Spicy shredded pork: 14.5.” Zhang’s mother opened a market behind the school, catering to students, and it was very cheap.

Lifting the pen, he asked again: "Is it okay to fry fresh mushrooms?"

Once again received high vote approval, Shen Xi wrote again: "Dried fried fresh mushrooms: 12." Push forward with the left hand, and fill in the "Total" column on the right: "26.5."

Followed by "Shredded Pepper Potatoes: 8.5. Total: 35."

After asking several dishes, Shen Xi said again: "Have you been to 'Mother Zhang's house'? What else do you like to eat? Tell me."

Then, no matter who said what dishes, such as pot-wrapped meat, fried eggplant box, ground three delicacies, braised Japanese tofu, etc., Shen Xi would write down the unit price and total after consulting.

"No, Brother Shen." Everyone was dumbfounded, "Do you remember the exact cost of all the dishes at 'Mother Zhang's'?"

Shen Xi asked strangely: "Is there any difficulty? Don't you know after reading it once or twice?"

Everyone:"……"

In the end, because some people had no opinion or reported repeated dish names, there were only 9 dishes on Shen Xi's list, 111 yuan, still 15 short.Mother Zhang's house gives away rice for free, no need to order it.

He looked down: "Well... Let me think about it..."

Xia Jiujia reminded from the side: "One facelift, 8 yuan and 5 yuan, one edamame, 6 yuan and 5 yuan, just right."

"Yes, that's fine." Shen Xi closed the pen and completed the menu.

Qian Hou was surprised: "Xia Da, you don't usually go out to eat..."

Xia Jiujia said calmly, "I've also been to that store once."

"..."

Next, except for Shen Xi and Xia Jiujia, all twelve people had no intention of going to class. They were so hungry that they only thought about going out to do "one person for nine yuan" before evening self-study.

When the bell finally rang, everyone rushed out of the classroom door like wild dogs and came to "Mother Zhang's house" outside the school.

Their Brother Shen was naturally invited to be the host again.The waiter handed over the menu, and Shen Xi said, "No need."

After taking a sip of tea, I didn’t bring the torn piece of paper with me, and I carried them out one by one: “Spicy shredded pork, dried fried fresh mushrooms, shredded pepper and potato…Okay, there are 11 in total, can you quote them again?”

"Mother Zhang's House" served the food very quickly, and within a few minutes, the cold dishes such as Lapi were brought to the table.

Neither Shen Xi nor Xia Jiujia expected that the students who had been hungry for a whole day were horrified. The food was sold out within 10 seconds after it was served, and neither Shen Xi nor Xia Jiujia had a chance to stretch out their chopsticks!

This was the case for three or four dishes in a row. When the pot of meat was brought in, Shen Xi shouted: "Don't grab it! One piece for each! Start with Xia Jiujia." When he made a sound, no one dared to move.

Shen Xi picked up the plate and looked at it with both eyes. After a few seconds, he picked up one of them and put it on Xia Jiujia's plate: "This."

When the fried eggplant box was also on the table, Shen Xi "started with Xia Jiujia", and after looking at it for a long time, he chose an eggplant box and put it in front of the people around him: "This."

Xia Jiujia asked: "...what did you pick?" He didn't pick it with chopsticks, but with his eyes, Xia Jiujia could tell.

Shen Xi said: "Choose the best-looking pan-packed pork fried, and eggplant box, here you are."

"..."

"No matter what, only the best is worthy of you."

Xia Jiujia's internal organs became hot, and he took a sip of ice water: "...you are sick." Xia Jiujia knew very well that Shen Xi was really sick.Then, the person who is touched by those illnesses probably also has the illnesses.

The only ones that have a certain number are fried eggplant boxes with meat in pots, and the rest are shredded pork, potato shreds and various shreds. Shen Xi asked all the younger brothers to pick up, each with a small chopstick, to ensure that everyone can eat.

Finally, "Mother Zhang's House" sent a fruit plate.There are apples, pears, oranges, watermelon, dragon fruit, etc. in the fruit plate, with more than a dozen toothpicks stuck on it.

A group of children was divided up several times.

The meal was eaten too quickly, and the "battle" was over in less than 20 minutes.Shen Xi looked at the watch on her wrist, knew that there was still time, and was not in a hurry, she sat still and listened to Anzhong Qianhou and the others chatting nonsense.

Listening, Qian Hou suddenly pointed at Shen Xi: "Brother Shen, why are you still talking with a toothpick in your mouth, like an uneducated old man?"

An Zhong took a look and agreed: "Yes, compared to Yu Zhongshan, he is more of a mafia boss."

Shen Xi still held the toothpick in her mouth, moved her lips, and said vaguely: "I am willing."

"Ha ha ha ha."

Xia Jiujia didn't pay attention at first, but a few minutes later, without knowing what happened, he saw a toothpick in Shen Xi's hand with green colored paper tied on it.

"???" Xia Jiujia wondered: Shen Xi's toothpick for inserting fruit is still there?Then what is the toothpick he always holds in his mouth?

Xia Jiujia thought of a possibility, and searched around her plate. She even picked up the plates, rice bowls, and water glasses to look at them, but found no toothpicks.Moreover, he clearly remembered that his own red colored paper was the same as Shen Xi's.

"..." Xia Jiujia turned her head to look at Shen Xi.

Shen Xi bit the toothpick, grinding her teeth lightly, moving up and down.

Perverted, really perverted, Xia Jiujia thought.He felt that he should be angry, but what he actually did was to pick up his glass of ice water, put it against his cheek, and freeze it.