Mingren don't talk about secret love

At first, no netizens watched the video.And at 3 o'clock in the evening, a yellow V on Weibo didn't know how to find them, and posted a status called "Xueshen doing questions live [kneeling] [kneeling] [kneeling]", and posted Shen Xi and Xia Jiujia wear a pair of earphones together, write with one left hand and the other with the right, leaning lightly together, and finish the video of current affairs news silently within two or three minutes.

It was pushed to the "Video" section of "Discovery" on Sina Weibo, and Xia Jiujia and Shen Xi's "God of Learning" was really released!

Instant red!

The reposts are all: [I'm a scumbag, why is it so cool to watch the gods solve problems? ! 】

There are also: [Student male god, I feel the cruelty of this world after watching it...] [It really hurts, I look better than you than you, smarter than you work hard...]

Or: [So handsome, so handsome little brother, why doesn't our school...] ​​[If I have this kind of classmate, I guess I can also go to 211! 】【conspiracy!Must be a conspiracy!There are two types of little brothers, there is always one that can trap you, me, and him! 】

In short, it can be roughly divided into two factions: "Xuefan" and "Yanfan".In addition, there are very few CP fans, who describe the two as "matching the same face".

Soon, some of the students in R saw it and showed off in the comments:

[The one on the left of the screen, he scored 1050 out of 1040.5 in the mid-term...Our school is very strict...]

[Our grade is first and second...By the way, our school is top ten in the country...]

After seeing it, the blogger stole several other videos and put them on the Internet.Some wrote math questions, some wrote physics questions, and some wrote chemistry questions. Without exception, they mainly did mental calculations. From time to time, they wrote a few ghost symbols in the blank parts, just as drafts.

By ten o'clock in the evening, the "Student Boys" group won two new honors: "Internet celebrity with the most teacher fans" and "Internet celebrity with the most parents fans".

Many people commented:

[My class teacher shared this in the class group...]

[My mother told me to take a good look... I can't live, not only the children in the neighborhood, but now there are children on the Internet. 】

[There are so many types of fans...Student fans, school slag fans, teacher fans, parents fans, boyfriend fans, girlfriend fans, CP fans, mother fans... Really, the future of debut is unlimited, and the top of the star list is just around the corner. 】

[Hehe, imagine that scene: your mother pressures you to rank them, otherwise it will be a violent beating. 】

[There is also the head teacher, ask before school every day: Has everyone picked up? ? 】

[It's over.Then I have no choice but to give up my family, Ranran Yiyi, and go to collect data for Xueshen.Hey, the poor and humble will be moved, and the mighty will be subdued. 】

Naturally, there are also many discordant voices, what:

[Looking at this video alone, it’s nothing special.I can also listen to VOA News written three times. PS: Exempt from identification, I am a scumbag. 】

[Our class is much better than these two...]

or something:

[It's hype at first glance. 】

【It's all memorized in advance. 】

Naturally, Xia Jiujia and Shen Xi were also informed.

Xia Jiujia feels good about "showing her face". Anyway, she will show her face in many things in the future.For example, get the champion.What annoyed him the most was "just watching this video, it's nothing special" and "our class is much better than these two", he wished he could pass on an awesome video of doing the questions himself, and wanted to ask the other party to come out and challenge each other on the spot. Sit down and compete in listening.

With a gloomy face, Shen Xi walked into Qian Hou's bedroom 337 with long legs, ordered Qian Hou to stand against the wall, and slapped him with his hands raised! ! !

Qian Hou let out an "ow" and put his arms around his head!

Shen Xi also knew that it was impossible to hit the head, so he slapped Qian Hou's forearm covering his head with a big slap, and then slapped Qian Hou several times, all hitting the same position, making Qian Hou staggeringly staggered.

Anzhong looked at the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal: "Brother Shen, Brother Shen, you two are a perfect match, there is nothing wrong with debuting."

"..." The previous sentence is pleasant.

Anzhong said again: "In general groups, there are lead singers, lead dancers, etc. division of labor. Xia Jiujia studies better and gets higher scores. She is the 'master' of the 'Xueshen Boys' group."

Shen Xi asked: "...He is the master? Then what is my master?"

An Zhong said, "You are the one who shows off."

"Get lost!" Shen Xi yelled angrily, "You're also itchy, aren't you?"

An Zhong laughed and said, "Calm down."

After tidying up Qian Hou, Shen Xi stretched her arms and frowned: "Who did you send it to?"

"Injustice..." Qian Hou said, "There are only three or five people from our class and the other class... They are all in the first year of R High School, and they all know you two, so I didn't think too much about it. It has become a well-known secret.”

"Be more careful." Shen Xi didn't get angry again, "Once it is sent to three or five people, it is equivalent to sending it to the whole world." A girl from Duke University used to write a dissertation to show the sexual ability of all her previous boyfriends. After scoring, it was only sent to three friends, and finally spread the virus.

"Uh……"

Shen Xi knew who the "slut" who couldn't come out to post on the Internet was in all likelihood—nine out of ten he didn't know him, and no one would take the initiative to admit it. He took out his phone from his pocket and sent a text message to Qian Hou. There were only ten people in total. The four words "Delete it immediately, let the past go, otherwise this matter will never end", saying, "Whoever participated, pass it on again according to the original route."

"Oh……"

Then, Shen Xi opened Weibo and sent private messages to several big Vs, stating that she was the person involved and did not know that someone had secretly photographed her, and asked the other party to delete it.

After tossing until one o'clock in the middle of the night, I finally got a response-the content of the short video app was emptied, and several big Vs were also deleted.Although there are still some sporadic ones, they have not formed a climate.

Shen Xi herself doesn't care - he is just so handsome, no matter where he goes, he is so handsome, and he doesn't have any great skills, just handsome.But there is skin jelly in the video, so don’t ignore it.

No matter what is popular this year, it is only three days.Even if it is a traffic star, as long as he stops appearing, he will immediately hit the street.As a result, the "Study God Boys" group made a strong debut and died down.

…………

A few days is February 2th.

Valentine's Day.

As soon as Shen Xi entered the classroom in the morning, she immediately saw presents piled up on her desk—chocolates of various brands.There are also crystal skin jelly, but Shen Xi has no morals, so she stuffs them all into her desk.

He pulled out all the cards and carefully looked at them one by one. Sure enough, there was no crystal skin jelly. He sighed and started to tidy up.

This is what Xia Jiujia saw when she walked to her seat - Shen Xi was packing a dozen boxes of chocolates. There were Chinese, Japanese, English, and French on the boxes, all of which were exquisite.There is also a bottle of Coke, which is what it says on the Internet, "Write on the Coke bottle, and when he finishes drinking, he will be able to see the words."

"That's great, Brother Shen." Xia Jiujia said, "A table of things only happens in Japanese TV dramas."

"No." Shen Xi threw them all into his desk, "There were only six people, and one of them gave five boxes. It is estimated that because of those two videos, the whole school knows each other now, and some people are messing around." A few girls were crazier than him, The card has a photo and a phone number written on it, which is very bold.

"..." Even though she knew it was boring, Xia Jiujia still felt that she had lost.

The morning self-study is English, and Yang Juan asked everyone to take out the listening teaching aids and listen to two sets of listening.

"Dong'er." Shen Xi said while listening, "Have some chocolate?"

"also."

"Yes." Shen Xi fumbled around in the desk hall, and finally took out one and handed it to Xia Jiujia, "Here."

Xia Jiujia took it, and immediately frowned—I saw that the chocolate was neither square nor round, and it was congenitally disabled and deficient. It should have been in the shape of a sugar cube, but the top was shrunken, and the sides were not smoothed, and it was uneven. Convex, very ugly.

He didn't care, he threw it into his mouth and wanted to spit it out immediately!

What a weird smell!It's too bad! ! !Bitter, sweet, and astringent.

"..." Seeing that Shen Xi took out another piece and handed it to herself with sparkling eyes, Xia Jiujia held back and said, "Thank you, that's enough."

"Don't eat?"

"Ah."

"Unappetizing?"

"...you will know after you try it."

"Oh..." Shen Xi reached into the desk again, fumbled again, pulled out all the dozen boxes, looked at them one by one, and finally picked out a certain Japanese brand and opened it, "This is it, I'll eat it." But, it's not bad."

Xia Jiujia took it, put it between her lips and teeth, and said, "It's really not bad."

After a few seconds, he asked, "What brand is the first one?" He was really curious, how can this kind of manufacturer survive to this day? ? ?

Shen Xi turned her eyes and said, "I did it."

"..." Xia Jiujia was speechless.

"The second one is a Japanese brand."

"..."

Shen Xi changed the subject: "By the way, one of the boxes of chocolates is not a confession." Then, he pulled out a box of Ferrero, opened the top card, and revealed 500 yuan bills inside, "This is the audience who received those few videos. Reward... 5 hours, a total of 500 RMB."

Xia Jiujia was shocked: "Well, we will definitely not have to worry about it in the future, and we can earn 250 a day just by doing the questions."

"Yeah." Shen Xi fiddled with the card, "The apology is quite sincere." It said on it: I earned a total of 500 and handed it all in. That day I just thought it was amazing and posted it online without thinking too much. I wanted others to be amazed, but I didn't expect it Can create a net red.

"Forget it." Xia Jiujia didn't bother to comment, grabbed 250, stacked it and stuffed it into her butt pocket.

Early self-study is over, one or two lessons of Chinese.

The class representative handed out the composition texts one by one—Class [-] had a composition assignment every two weeks.

Shen Xi is very strange and loves to write novels.Among the 60 students in the class, 59 wrote argumentative essays that must pass the college entrance examination, and only Shen Xi loved to write novels.

Last week's composition topic was "Virtuality and Reality" for the 2016 Zhejiang Provincial College Entrance Examination.

Shen Xi wrote a science fiction story:

[In 2043, a company united with a hospital to collect statistics and integrate the memory and thinking obtained by analyzing brain waves after the physical examination of the public, and sell them to commercial companies as marketing data, known as "the most authentic customer psychological report".And one day, the company's executives died one after another, and the "marketing data" in the database was stolen, and it was sent into AI as an "electronic personality" and appeared in the real world...]

The key point is that the names of the protagonists who finally put down the two groups of bosses are "Shen Xi" and "Xia Jiujia".

And more importantly, the two are very close.

Score 58.This is not an exam, Yu Zhongshan doesn't care about the protagonist's name, not to mention he is already cool.And as a 40-year-old straight man, Yu Zhongshan can't see the protagonist's "basic love".

"Dong'er." Shen Xi compared with a ruler, tore up the composition "shua", picked up a pen and wrote "February 2019, 2" in the upper right corner, nailed two staples, threw them to the tablemate, and took a picture. Clapped, "Here, here you are."

"Shen Xi." Xia Jiujia lowered her voice, "You promised not to talk about love or write love letters before taking the first place in the exam." Last month's birthday was a little bit out of bounds, but for the rest of the time, Shen Xi really had nothing but "I still like it today" Breach of contract, although... hey, let's not talk about it.

Shen Xi said calmly: "But this is just my composition."

At the end, he said, "Let's see it? Let's see it. I have a lot of ideas for novels, and the protagonists are both of us—" Yes, he not only reads danmei, but also writes danmei.

Seeing Shen Xi staring at her mouth, Xia Jiujia felt irritable, so she stretched out her hand in front of Shen Xi, blocking the other's irritable gaze, intending to stop her, and swiped the other hand Throwing a few pieces of torn paper into the desk, he said, "Okay, okay, I'll go back and read, don't push me."

"En." Shen Xi looked at the other party's white and slender fingers, and could even count the number of fights. With a move in his heart, he couldn't help stretching his neck, kissed Xia Jiujia's fingertips lightly, and made a weak groan. The "Bo".

Xia Jiujia withdrew her hand as if she was getting an electric shock, and a bunch of bullet screens quickly flashed through her mind:

[Why did I provoke this bastard! ! ! 】

And Mr. Yu Zhongshan, why did you let us leave the back row empty? ? ?

…………

Valentine's Day is on Wednesday, night self-study until [-] o'clock, and morning class will be up again tomorrow, almost no one goes out for the holiday, Xia Jiujia also returns to the dormitory, washes her face, brushes her teeth, and goes to bed.

After the lights were turned off, Xia Jiujia suddenly heard someone knocking on the door.His bed was next to the door, so he picked up a clothes rack erected next to the bed, lay on the upper bunk and hooked the door open.This is practice - he is the best, and he has to do everything more easily than others.

When Shen Xi came in, she was actually wearing a coat, as if she had just come in from outside.

Xia Jiujia poked her head out: "What's the matter?"

Shen Xi closed the door, walked to Xia Jiujia's bed, lifted Xia Jiujia's quilt a little in the dark, stuffed something lightly, and said, "I think many people have it, and you must too." have."

Xia Jiujia touched it: "..." Some kind of flower wrapped in plastic paper seemed to have a little bear hanging on it.

After delivering the things, Shen Xi turned around and said, "Okay, I'm going out."

"Close the door."

"Row."

The light in the corridor disappeared again.

Xia Jiujia threw the rose into the gap between the bed and the wall, twisted her fingers in the dark, and brought it to her eyes, but she couldn't see it.

Strangely, Xia Jiujia, who just celebrated her 16th birthday, has a sense of fate.

Shen Xi is too strong and domineering, and he doesn't really know if he will be tied to Shen Xi for the rest of his life.

He was still uneasy, and still wanted to hide, but he also found that since the New Year, he was not so repulsed by "kissing through paper" and "pretending to kiss", including the kiss that landed on his fingertips today.

Xia Jiujia unconsciously pressed her fingers to her lips.

After two seconds, he reacted, wiped his lower lip vigorously with a pillow towel, checked the alarm clock one last time, and fell asleep under the blanket.