Mingren don't talk about secret love

The dozen or so students from Class [-] who were going to play the role of "Snow White" practiced for about five days, and finally got to know each other well.Zhuo Ran and Xia Jiujia, who have the most roles and lines, can already perform completely and smoothly.Class Six added special elements to the original plot to create a "New Snow White".

For the selection, the school preparatory committee does not require students to bring costumes, so everyone wears school uniforms.The judges and teachers scored on the spot, and the "New Snow White" of Class 70 and [-] of Senior High was successfully entered into the program list of the [-]th anniversary party.

On November 11st, the whole day of school celebration.

The campus is very lively. There are many large display boards erected at the school entrance, telling the history of the school, educational philosophy, outstanding alumni, college entrance examination results, etc., and many students gather around to watch.

In the morning, the first and second grades of the first and second grades are suspended.Four to five thousand students crowded into the big playground to participate in the celebration ceremony of the 70th anniversary and the groundbreaking ceremony of the new teaching building, laboratory building and library.The process is very simple, speeches by leaders of the Provincial Department of Education, speeches by the principal, speeches by alumni, and speeches by Yin Li, the god of the second year of high school... After "Killing Procrastination", he published a powerful new work-"Being Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder", The general idea is that it would be very sad not to get a perfect score, which made Xia Jiujia feel sorry for her.

Everyone had a free meal at noon, and the cafeteria was crowded with people. R is very interesting, I made a lot of meat and vegetable dishes, including chicken, duck and fish, and the taste is not bad.

In the afternoon, classes are held as usual, and after school at 5:20, students eat, go to the auditorium, and prepare for clothing and makeup.The auditorium can't accommodate too many teachers and students, so only the first and second graders will go. The first and second grades are not easy to manage and go home after school.

However, until 06:30, the buses at the gate of R Zhong drove away one after another, and there was only the last one left, and Yu Zhongshan, the class teacher, still disappeared.Without the head teacher to lead the team, the bus driver will not start the car.

Squad leader Shangguan Ling Xiao asked: "... Where's Lao Yu?"

The whole class wondered: "Why did Lao Yu go???" "I don't know?" "Do I have to wait?" "We can't leave?

Shen Xi leaned against a tree with her hands in her pockets: "Make a phone call?"

Squad leader Shangguan Ling Xiao said, "No one answered."

"Go back to school?"

Shangguan Ling Xiao looked at the time on his watch, nodded, stuffed the things in his hands to the classmates around him, and ran back to the campus to find someone, burning with anxiety.

In the next period of time, the class teacher did not show up, and neither did the monitor—every time I sent back a WeChat message, it was "still looking" "still looking" "not in the classroom" "nor in the office"...

At 45:[-], the bus driver became anxious.Just when Mr. Zhou, the director of the Moral Education Department of R Middle, was going to take Class [-] to the auditorium in person, Yu Zhongshan unexpectedly appeared in front of everyone, out of breath! ! !

He trotted all the way over, his big fat belly trembling! ! !

"Teacher Yu!" Ye Mengmeng yelled, "You're here!!!"

Shen Xi took out her mobile phone and called Shangguan Ling Xiao to come back quickly in the WeChat group.

While waiting for the class monitor, several students gathered around the iron head.Tietou calmed down his breath, and said slowly: "Ye Mengmeng said that Zhuoran's 'Snow White' still lacked a red headband, and forgot to buy it, so I thought of buying it for him in the market behind. I was in a hurry, a little Tired. I saw boys in school usually jumping through the back door, and it seemed easy. I weighed it up and thought I could do it too.”

"Little gossip" the skinny boy asked, "...and then?"

Yu Zhongshan said: "I hung it on the door for 15 minutes."

Everyone in class six: "..."

Yu Zhongshan looks like a gangster. At this time, his expression is calm, his tone is cold, his dark lips wrapped in green and black stubble open and close: "I will step on the gap on the wall next to me, go up to That horizontal railing." At this point, he made a gesture of grabbing something in front of him with both hands, "I grabbed the vertical railing again, but found that I couldn't turn it over, my stomach was too big, and my legs couldn't move. I can I lifted my legs up to the top, but I couldn't turn over."

"........."

"At this time, I couldn't find the gap in the wall. It's hard to see from the top down. My stomach is still big, blocking the view."

Yu Zhongshan's fists clenched: "I'm just holding on like this. I can't go up, and I can't come down."

"........."

At that point, the third and third graders were in class, and the other grades attended the party.Occasionally, a few students planned to jump over the wall, but saw someone blocking it from a distance, so they couldn't go through.

"..." The skinny boy asked with difficulty, "Then how did you get down in the end?"

"Oh," Yu Zhongshan said with a calm expression, "Deputy Director Wang of the Provincial Department of Education happened to come over to attend the school celebration. He saw a person hanging on the door, and thought it was Teacher Yu? He and the driver worked together to rescue me." He is a national special-grade teacher, very famous, and Deputy Director Wang knows him.The two tried their best to support Yu Zhongshan's buttocks and unloaded him.

"........."

"Okay." Seeing the squad leader returning to the team, Yu Zhongshan raised his neck and pointed at the bus, "Let's go to the auditorium."

…………

R rented the city's largest auditorium for school celebrations.The auditorium is divided into upper and lower floors, which can accommodate thousands of people. At this time, the people who arrived first have basically been seated.

The squad leader said: "Okay, those who want to perform should prepare first."

Zhuo Ran and Sun Tianshu nodded.

The girls in class six bought props with class fees.

As a "queen", Xia Jiujia needs to play multiple roles - her own queen, and a peddler who sells chest belts, wooden combs, apples, etc...

Zhuo Ran is worthy of being a master of women's clothing, wearing a wig and skirt without any obstacles, and even wearing a pair of red high-heeled leather shoes.

Xia Jiujia couldn't let it go, she didn't wear a wig, and was only given a blingbling "queen" crown.

Girls in the same class do his makeup.

The "makeup master" took a powder puff and smacked Xia Jiujia's face.Before touching it, he paused for a while, then slammed, paused again, and finally threw away the powder puff, screwed on the powder cake, and said, "Don't rub it, Xia Jiujia's skin is too good."

Xia Jiujia heaved a sigh of relief - he had been trying to shrink back just now.

Then, he was pushed into the toilet and put on the "Halloween cosplay costume" bought by girls from class six on Taobao.The dress came in two pieces—a black collar, and a large skirt, a black and red skirt with puffed sleeves and a large bustle.Xia Jiujia studied in the toilet for 10 minutes before finally fixing them.

Walk out dizzy in your tourist sneakers.

Ye Mengmeng called: "Same table! Looks good!"

Xia Jiujia: "..." I don't know what expression to have.

I sat on my seat with my panniers covered, and waited for about 20 minutes before the serial party officially started.Shen Xi huddled next to Xia Jiujia, struggling for a long time as if she couldn't stretch her legs.

The principal was concise and to the point, not much nonsense. He mainly introduced the leaders who came down to attend, and then handed over the microphone to two students to host.

The first program, the 60th old alumni chorus "Auld Lang Syne" - very "the characteristics of the 60th old alumni".They are 80 or [-] years old, but they are in good spirits, and they sang along with the beat, which is very touching to watch.

Shen Xi said softly: "What will happen when we are seventy or eighty?"

Xia Jiujia said, "I don't know."

Shen Xi said: "I guess, we will stay together often."

"why?"

"……for love?"

Xia Jiujia said, "Shaopi."

"Oh……"

The second program is the folk dance of the first and twelfth classes of senior high school.

Class six is ​​the fourth program.

Sure enough, as soon as the host finished reading "Performers: Zhuo Ran, Sun Tianshu", the shouts below were about to overturn the roof in an instant!

Zhuo Ran, the legendary master of women's clothing!According to legend, a boyfriend who has been with him for three years can't tell his gender!

Xia Jiujia was dizzy and walked onto the stage.

Persevere... He told himself that he must not lose here.

Ye Mengmeng's voice-over: "In a faraway place, there lived kings and queens. They longed to have a child, and sincerely prayed to God, hoping that the child's skin would be as white as snow, hair as black as ebony, and lips..." "The new queen She is a witch, very proud, and hates others who are more beautiful than her..."

Shen Xi wore a white shirt and white trousers, playing the role of "mirror", and she was very handsome.

Xia Jiujia walked up to Shen Xi, stared into Shen Xi's eyes, and asked, "Mirror Mirror, who is the most beautiful person in the world?" Under the lights of the auditorium, he felt that the other party was a little gentle.

The two looked at each other.For some reason, Xia Jiujia wanted to run away - there seemed to be something in the other party's sight that could swallow him up.It seems that there is actually a vortex hidden on the surface of the calm sea, and people will be smashed to pieces if they are not careful.But he couldn't run away—this was acting, he could only look back to appease the frenzied turbulent tide.

A few seconds later, Shen Xi spoke.

The students below did not expect that the humanoid "mirror" had a hoarse voice and said, "Of course it is you."

After the second narration, Snow White grew up, and Xia Jiujia appeared again, asking, "Mirror Mirror, who is the most beautiful person in the world?"

"..." Shen Xi stared at Xia Jiujia who was wearing a small crown on her head for 20 seconds, then suddenly took out her two hands from her trouser pockets, hugged her arms, and stretched out one leg, Seeming very upset, said, "...Snow White."

Afterwards, every time there was a discussion about killing the princess, the magic mirror was very enthusiastic: "Snow White is hiding in the cabin of the seven dwarfs now!" "Oh, Snow White is still in the cabin of the seven dwarfs now!!"

Every time the mirror finished speaking, Xia Jiujia was busy running around—he had to change into a new costume, pretend to be a peddler selling chest straps, wooden combs, apples, etc., and go find "Snow White".Fortunately, Zhuo Ran is calm and domineering when he puts on women's clothes, like [-] meters, which can make Xia Jiujia try to calm down, put on a "vicious" face, and sell his chest belt, wooden comb, and apples.

When the plot progressed to the point where Snow White was poisoned to death by the red apple, Shen Xi finally recovered. Looking at Xia Jiujia, she took a deep breath, as if she cherished it very much, and said slowly, "Of course it's you."

Snow White came back to life inexplicably, and the mirror seemed to be wilting again: "...Snow White."

Then, just when everyone thought the curtain was about to end, the plot reversed!

Snow White is the witch, not the Queen.The seven dwarfs are the seven sub-selves of Snow White's body, corresponding to the seven deadly sins - arrogance, greed, lust, envy, gluttony, anger and sloth.

The "queen" should be "the most beautiful person in the world", except for one possibility - the birth of a witch. The "magic mirror" is very important. If a more beautiful person is found, it means that it is a witch.

And the prince is also the envoy of the queen.The queen knows well that the princess can always be "resurrected", so in order to completely strip Snow White from the seven dwarfs, that is, the original power, she sends the prince.And the prince lived up to his trust, and imprisoned the princess in the castle forever before the wedding, declaring to the outside world that "the prince and princess live a happy life."

In the last scene, the queen asked again: "Mirror mirror, who is the most beautiful person in the world?" Everything was over, exhausted physically and mentally.

And the magic mirror said, "It is you, my queen."

It's over, it's over.

This story was adapted by Mr. Shen Xi.

The boss Shen Xi, who has always been lazy and seems to have no bones, took the initiative to adapt it for the first time. When Shangguan Ling Xiao asked if he had any ideas, he held a pen cap in his mouth and said vaguely: "The idea is that the queen stamped it as 'world The most beautiful man in the world'".

For this reversal ending, the audience applauded a lot, after all, everyone wants to see something different.

After the play, Xia Jiujia immediately went to the toilet to change her skirt, put on her school uniform, and went back to her seat to sit down, but she heard everyone still teasing Shen Xi: "Amazing, brother Shen, the most loyal dog in history, Mirror." "Mirror Loyalty, the sun and the moon can learn from each other!" "Haha, Brother Shen, are you under the Queen's spell???"

"Yes, yes, yes," Shen Xi seemed extremely impatient, "Haven't you heard that sentence? In "Snow White", the queen and the mirror are true love."