My view on the recent development strategy of ghost hunting and exorcism work

Xiao Qi asked Guan Qing for a cup of fresh milk: "You drank too much last night, and drinking coffee stimulated your stomach. Don't stare at me, if you stare at you, you can only drink milk!"

It is really embarrassing to be poured down by two cups of rice wine, Guan Qing hummed and chirped dissatisfiedly, obediently held the cup to drink milk, looked at Xiao Qi while drinking, and suddenly called out: "Husband."

Xiao Qi, who was drinking tea, spit out a mouthful of water.

Guan Qing calmly licked the milk froth from the corner of his mouth: "I'm calling for fun, don't get too excited."

Xiao Qi didn't squeeze the cup, and said grimly, "Believe it or not, I'll rape you first and then kill you as soon as the plane lands."

"Oh..." Guan Qing continued to drink milk as if nothing had happened, and after taking a few sips he asked unexpectedly, "I didn't do anything out of the ordinary when I got drunk last night, right?"

Xiao Qi was about to blurt out, but when he succeeded in his routine, he snorted and said, "Extraordinary? There are many, why did you snatch the fan from the girl at the next table and insist on doing a fan dance for us, and climbing to the pavilion in the middle of the lake?" Shouting to the sky, 'I love Xiao Qi for the rest of my life', what else is there to hold me tight and cry, begging me 'Husband fuck me...'"

Guan Qing's face darkened: "Wait! Shut up! Do you think I'm a fool! I will believe your nonsense! There was no pavilion in the center of the lake last night! I would never cry and beg you ..."

Xiao Qi: "You used to beg me so often in bed, especially when you were half done."

"..." Guan Qing said furiously, "Okay, shut up! I don't want to ask about the details of the sex with my ex-boyfriend. What I want to say is that you feel something is wrong today. Is it because Fang Xiao's list came out? trouble!"

Guan Qing's meticulousness made Xiao Qi feel terrified, if Luo Ying was here, he would only be indulging in the various delicacies and drinks in the first-class cabin at this time, absolutely nothing unusual could be seen.

Xiao Qi's face was watertight: "No. The two boys of the dealer completely cleaned up the corpse array, and by the way, rescued the attracted undead around. At most, the people in that building will have a headache, a cold or something during this period of time, no There will be big problems. As for the Jin family and his son, I asked our people to report the murder case of He Lan to the police. As for the follow-up, it depends on the police's handling and has nothing to do with us."

Guan Qing: "Oh..." He looked at Xiao Qi, "But I still feel..."

Xiao Qi rubbed the back of his neck: "I'm worried about you."

"I?"

Xiao Qi said "hmm": "Even if this matter is resolved, Xie Yi and the others admit you as agreed, but the succession of the temple master is just the beginning, and you still have too much to learn and a long way to go..."

Guan Qing also became worried when he said it: "It sounds like, do you have regular examinations in Dingkunguan? During the internship period, if you fail the exam, will you be kicked out of Dingkunguan?"

"..." Xiao Qi said, "That's not true, but you don't have that ability. Even if Dingkun Temple seems to be obedient to you on the surface for Nayin's face, other people in the Taoist sect may not. After all It was because Nayin committed too many sins during his lifetime, and most of the Gongguan clan in the Taoist sect were mercilessly ridiculed by him. The last time Zhiguan from Chongyang Temple came here as a guest, Zhiguan was just a little bald in middle age, but Nayin The voice said that he hates bald donkeys, and he can't see bald people, so Shakuhachi insisted on giving them a wig. Since then, the people of Chongyang Temple have nothing to do and anonymously play the rhythm of Nayin in the forum every day, ridiculing the account ban once, mocking more than They have been directly blacked out three times, and they still don't know that Nayin is actually one of the super versions of the forum."

Guan Qing imagined the white-haired and childlike Nayin old temple master sitting in front of the computer screen with a serious face, silently catching people and titles one by one, and was overjoyed, laughing loudly.

There was also a smile in Xiao Qi's eyes, but there was a layer of serious thought hidden under the smile.

……

When the plane arrived in N City, the person who picked it up was actually Qin Jian.

A smoky gray windbreaker made this ascetic forensic doctor stand out in the crowd. When Guan Qing approached, he saw that he was still wearing a police uniform under the windbreaker. He should have come directly from the city bureau.

Seeing the police uniform, Guan Qing couldn't help but feel uneasy, and asked in a low voice, "Qin Fayi, I've been away from work for a long time this time, have Director Liu and the team notified me of criticism?"

Qin Jian's face was still indifferent: "No, Ye Jing has seconded you to the fourth office, and you don't have to report to the bureau during this time."

Guan Qing put his heart back into his stomach.

After getting in the car, Xiao Qi tossed a cigarette to Qin Jian: "Look at your posture, did you come here to report the news on purpose? Did Xie Yi and the others come up with something else?"

Qin Jian took the cigarette and stuffed it into his breast pocket, and said flatly, "No, the situation on your side was reported yesterday, and everyone in the temple knows about it. Shakuhachi asked me to pick you up today."

Xiao Qi said lazily: "You should listen to him."

Qin Jian started the vehicle without saying a word.

Guan Qing pondered Xiao Qi's words, felt wrong, and belatedly asked: "Could it be that Xie Yi and the others have meddled in Fang Xiao's matter?"

Xiao Qi gave him a look of "you finally understand": "To put it bluntly, that thing is just a toy that Nayin discarded, but he dared to attack you without fear, and even chased you to the hospital after one unsuccessful attempt. Obviously If you have confidence, this confidence may not be directly given by Xie Yi and the others. After all, the Xie family still wants to save face, and it is impossible to get involved with something that is not even a monster, but as long as Xie Yi and the others let out a little rumor, for example, you It's just a paper tiger with a strong outsider, or simply provide some mana support to that thing through an indirect channel. They know that the matter will be resolved, but only after you die can you really prevent future troubles. Killing with a knife, don't use it to dirty yourself hand, why not do it?"

Guan Qing was silent for a long time, and said: "It's so ruthless."

Xiao Qi said: "It's okay, after all, they didn't provide any real lethal weapons. The Xie family has devoted themselves to the study of the dead for generations, and it's too easy to kill people without seeing blood. Just wait and see, this pair of sisters is definitely not good. Will let it go so easily, there will be plenty of fun to watch in the future."

Qin Jian, who has been concentrating on driving, suddenly said: "Every time you talk about this kind of thing, I feel like I live in two worlds with you."

Xiao Qi said with a smile: "Forensic doctor Qin, don't say you are so out of the way. Originally, Xie Rong was interested in your practice, but sister Xie went to the United States to study, but it still fell on you. Xie Rong There is also a reason why you are on our side for being so at odds with us."

Qin Jian said coldly, "It's not that I want to be the master of Taoism."

Guan Qing said, yes, Qin Fayi is a workaholic who loves his profession extremely, no matter how you look at it, he is not the same as Xiao Qi and the gang who practice feudal superstition.

In the next second, Qin Jian solved his doubts for him: "It's not that Nayin forced it on my head. The dozens of people in the Qin family chose me."

It was rare to hear Qin Fayi complain, which made Guan Qing feel that he was finally no longer a noble, glamorous and inaccessible high-altitude flower, but a poor office worker who was forced to work part-time...

Xiao Qi comforted him hypocritically: "Since it's here, let it be. If you want to blame it, blame that old bastard Nayin for insisting on forcing others. I think he might be greedy for your masculinity. After all, you see that you play well with Shakuhachi. Maybe his old man wants to take you two brothers into the temple together."

Qin Jian's expression was complicated for an instant, making it difficult for Guan Qing to tell whether it was anger or surprise, or swallowing Xiang...

Guan Qing said: "Xiao Qi, can you stop talking nonsense when you get the chance! Qin Fayi is a decent person..."

Qin Jian woke up from Xiao Qi's words, thought for a moment, nodded and said seriously: "It's not impossible, what you said is not impossible, when Nayin handed me the official talisman of Yangyi, he asked me if I should follow him Shakuhachi also reminded me that Nayin has other ideas about me."

Guan Qing: "..."

Is there a normal person in this view, huh? !

……

The three of them arrived at Dingkun Guan, the gate was still wide open, and the dilapidated plaque hung dangerously on the door, crumbling.

There are no pilgrims or shakuhachi outside the door.

There is such a huge labyrinth outside, and there are pilgrims who will go to hell.

Guan Qing came here for the third time, and finally remembered this fatal question: "There are no pilgrims in the temple, where can I get the incense money?"

Xiao Qi: "Who said no, it's just that they can't come in. It turns out that they can come in, but when Nayin was the temple master, he didn't like to deal with people, so he built a Jiugong heavy binding formation outside. He has this point Foresight, and later his reputation spread, and more and more people came to visit, fortunately there is such a maze blocking it, otherwise there would be no peace in the temple."

Guan Qing: "If they can't come in, how can they offer incense?"

This time, it was Qin Jian who helped him answer: "The vast majority of people who come to Dingkun Temple do not come to offer incense, but have various difficult problems to solve in the temple. When they come, they write down what they ask for. , placed under the torii outside the maze. Shakuhachi will pick it up every few days, and Nayin will choose whether to accept the order or not."

Guan Qing was taken aback for a moment: "Every few days? What if it's urgent and life-threatening?"

Xiao Qi said indifferently: "It means that he is destined to have this calamity, and Nayin can't help him. After you become a temple master, you have to learn from Nayin. It's not like anyone who asks for anything will help him."

Qin Jian hesitated for a while and added: "But Guanzhu Nayin is not extremely strict in selecting pilgrims. Sometimes he doesn't pick up any of them, but sometimes he picks up all of them."

Xiao Qi sneered: "You can grow old as you please."

"Who do you think never dies?" Shakuhachi, who was elusive, suddenly turned from a corner to the large courtyard in front of the main hall, holding a pile of ancient books that were almost over his head in his arms. Looking at Xiao Qi, he said slowly, "I don't want to hear you insulting Mr. once again."

Xiao Qi said perfunctorily: "Okay, dear, the dead are the greatest. From now on, I will tell you behind my back so that you can't hear me."

Before Shakuhachi got angry, Guan Qing hurried forward to help him carry a stack of books, and as soon as he carried him into his arms, he was choked by the dust and sneezed: "This book is quite old."

Shakuhachi nodded: "This is what Mister left for you."

Guan Qing was taken aback: "Me?"

"Well, the master said that the later master of the temple is probably an idiot who doesn't understand anything, so he wrote a few enlightenment textbooks himself."

Guan Qing hugged the book expressionlessly: "My dear, you can be more tactful, for example, remove the word "stupid."

Shakuhachi said seriously, "That's what you said, sir."

Xiao Qi tried hard to tighten his face, but didn't laugh out loud.

Guan Qing burst into tears: "Okay, I knew it a long time ago, you are a fan of your husband."