My view on the recent development strategy of ghost hunting and exorcism work

Fragmented limbs were scattered all over the ground, only the bare upper half of the body was left in the pool of blood, with his crumbling head facing Guan Qing, he was still chanting in vain: "Save me...save me..."

Guan Qing made a decisive decision and quickly retreated to the men's bathroom, twisting the handle to lock the door with a "click".

Behind the door of the two, they were relatively speechless when they heard Fang Xiao's screams.

Luo Ying's expression turned pale, and her squatting legs trembled and trembled: "Guan, brother, what's going on, she was fine just now."

"I don't know either." Guan Qing watched the blood gradually overflowing from the crack of the door, his eyebrows twisted into two earthworms, "Don't you think it's a bit strange?"

Luo Ying grabbed her hair violently: "This is not a bit strange, it's obviously very strange, okay?!" His movements froze suddenly, he looked at Guan Qing strangely, and took a step back tremblingly, "Brother Guan , why do you... you don't look scared at all? It's obviously your first time taking an order."

Guan Qing's expressionless face gave off a ghostly look under the fly killing lamp. He slowly turned his face towards Luo Ying, and the corners of his mouth were pulled up inch by inch, which was very similar to Fang Xiao's previous smile: "Because I ..."

“啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！！！”罗影捧着脸发出惨绝人寰的叫声，如果声波有实体估计已经掀开楼顶了。He scrambled away from Guan Qing, hid in the corner, grabbed a toilet brush and waved it indiscriminately: "Don't come here! Don't come here! Get out of Brother Guan's body quickly, I tell you, he is a very vicious man!"

"..." Guan Qing finally failed, "Little brother, calm down, I'm just teasing you."

Luo Ying: "..."

Luo Ying hugged the toilet brush in horror, stared at him blankly, and suddenly cried "Wow", "Sister-in-law, you have been defiled by Master Qi, you are no longer the original sister-in-law. You actually have the heart to hurt me so much?" Fragile and pure boyish heart!"

Guan Qing said to him seriously: "A man's heart should be tempered, so that you can grow."

Luo Ying sobbed: "I don't want to practice, I'm still a baby."

Guan Qing: "..." Would you like to look in the mirror at your face that has gone through many vicissitudes, besides you are a baby?

Guan Qing: "Don't you really think it's strange? Fang Xiao and you yelled so earth-shatteringly, yet your seventh master didn't come here."

Luo Baobao was silent.

That's right, Master Qi and Mr. Jin didn't react at all to such a big commotion.

As Luo Ying spoke, she took out her mobile phone and saw that there was no signal at all.

Guan Qing sighed faintly: "I feel that our situation is not very good. According to the general plot trend of horror movies, it won't be long before the door of the toilet can't hold it anymore."

As he was speaking, the two of them suddenly realized that the screams outside the door had stopped at some point, and the silence on such a large floor made people panic.A water pipe leaked somewhere in the bathroom, and the sound of dripping water made the whole space quieter.

Suddenly, the bathroom door was knocked politely three times: "Guan Qing, are you all right?"

It was Fang Xiao's voice, gentle and delicate, but in the ears of the two who had witnessed her dismembered into several pieces, it was so terrifying that it was unbearable to hear a word.

Luo Ying's eyes widened and he hugged his toilet brush tightly, as if he was holding a nuclear weapon: "Guan, Brother Guan, are there people or ghosts outside?"

Guan Qing was incredulous: "Little brother, it stands to reason that you have traveled all over the world with Qi Ye for so many years, shouldn't this kind of situation be commonplace?"

Luo Ying trembled: "Before you came, we were all businessmen with our own duties. Exorcising evil spirits and catching ghosts is not our job at all." The more he said, the more he felt wronged, "I have followed Qi Ye since I was a child. I learned to hunt for treasures and open tombs, but Qi Ye said that my hands and feet were not suitable for going to the tomb, so he left me in the shop and learned to settle accounts with Brother Qian."

Guan Qing said: "For the last half of the sentence, can you repeat the words "dutiful businessman?"

Will a conscientious businessman rob graves? ? ?

Luo Ying was aggrieved and dared not speak.

Fang Xiao knocked on the door three more times, her voice was much sharper than before: "Guan Qing! Open the door! Guan Qing!"

Luo Ying: "Don't hide inside and keep quiet, I know you're home."

"..." Guan Qing looked at him silently.

Luo Ying quietly retreated into the corner, why did he suddenly realize that Guan Ge's eyes are sometimes scarier than Qi Ye QAQ, super fierce!

Guan Qing and the others hid inside without saying a word, Fang Xiao seemed to be irritated, and began to slam the door frantically.It's hard to imagine where such a frightening force erupted from such a skinny girl's house. The door lock of the bathroom has already creaked under her beating, and it can't last long at all.

Guan Qing stood up.

Luo Ying asked in panic, "Brother Guan?"

Guan Qing said calmly, "Open the door."

Luo Ying: "???"

Guan Qing bent down and took out the toilet brush from his arms, and patted his head: "Hey, if you're afraid later..."

Luo Ying looked at him with eyes full of hope.

"I can't help it either." Guan Qing thought for a while, "Just bear with it and it will pass."

Luo Ying broke down: "What happened! Where did I go! I haven't fallen in love yet, married a wife, started a family, and started a family. I'm going to leave a queen for the Luo family!"

Guan Qing was silent for a while, and taught him eloquently: "Have you reached the age of marriage? You just want to stay later. Let me tell you that it is very irresponsible to get pregnant before marriage. You have a house and a car and have enough down payment. Do you have the strength to have a second child? You still want to marry a wife if you don't?"

As he spoke, he opened the door abruptly, then dodged to the side, and a red fleshy object fell in unexpectedly outside the door.

Luo Ying didn't see what was planted in, so she opened her throat and started howling, screaming like a biological weapon.

To be precise, the planted thing can no longer be called Fang Xiao's person. It looks like a broken product after being tortured in ancient times. Its limbs are bare, and even the best-looking face is uneven, as if it was covered by hands. Forcibly torn apart and kneaded together, the facial features were pieced together bloody.

The only eyeball rolled wildly, and the moment he saw Guan Qing, a distorted smile that was almost unrecognizable appeared on his face, and he flew towards him: "Guan Qing, save me, save me!"

Without a word, Guan Qing picked up the toilet brush and slammed it violently, blood and flesh flew everywhere, without blinking his eyes, he slapped it down again before it could react.

Like a golf ball, the piece of meat slid through an arc and rolled a few times on the ground.

It seemed to be stunned by Guan Qing, and it lay there motionless for a while.

"Run!" Guan Qing pulled Luo Ying, who was completely dazed, to run outside.

Luo Ying stopped screaming, and while running, she looked up at Guan Qing as if looking at a savior: "Idol! You are my idol! Iron Man!"

Guan Qing politely declined the title: "I prefer Thor."

Luo Ying ran out of breath: "That won't work, according to the setting, Thunder God should be Seventh Master, and you are Thunder God's younger brother."

Guan Qing: "..."

You are a straight man, why do you know so much about the two or three things that have to be said between Thor and his brother? !

The two of them ran towards the office where Xiao Qi and the others were located without looking back, and ran to the double-sided frosted glass door. The two of them could already see Xiao Qi and Mr. Jin talking and laughing happily.

Guan Qing seemed to see the dawn in the darkness, grabbed his hand and pulled it out: "Xiao Qi! Your uncle! I'm damned!"

Inside the door is still a luxurious office with a perfect combination of Chinese and Western, retro and modern, but there is no one inside, the shutters are half drawn, and the light is dim. It is completely different from the bright and open room they were in before.

Guan Qing involuntarily backed out, closed the door, and looked inside again.

Xiao Qi and Mr. Jin were still chatting freely, and Guan Qing could even see the sly and disdain in Xiao Qi's eyes.

But as long as the door is opened, there is another world inside the door.

Luo Ying was almost driven crazy by this weird scene.

What drove them crazy was not only the huge gap between a door, but also the creaking sound getting closer, like ribs rubbing against a smooth marble slab: "Guan Qing, Guan Qing... I have been looking for you for a long time!" Yes, Guan Qing."

This time there was no need for Guan Qing to pull him, Luo Ying flashed into the office with incredible agility, and pulled the stunned Guan Qing into the office.Like a rabbit being chased by a wolf, he ran wildly in the office, looking for a place to hide, and finally his sight was fixed under the desk.

Guan Qing and him looked at each other, Guan Qing quickly locked the door of the office from the inside, dragged two chairs against the door amidst the shouts that were close at hand, and when the blood-red figure appeared outside the glass, he was short He shrank under the desk.

Although the desk is wide and long, it is still a bit crowded to hide from two big men.

Luo Ying silently opened her mouth to Guan Qing: Sister-in-law, what did you do to her to make her chase after you so desperately.

Guan Qing also moved her lips silently: Instead of caring about what I did to her, we should think about what we should do if she broke into the door for a while.

Luo Ying: "..."

For a moment, the atmosphere was awkward and hopeless.

Luo Ying took out his mobile phone with a solemn face. There was no signal on the mobile phone, but he still swiped open the screen.

Guan Qing watched his move in surprise.

Luo Ying said sadly: I want to write a suicide note to my mother, telling her that the New Year's money I secretly saved is in the mezzanine of the bedside table.

Guan Qing: "..."

Your bedside table also has a mezzanine, so high-end.

"Guan Qing, Guan Qing..." The lingering shouts lingered outside the glass door, but they didn't break in as the two pessimistically predicted.

The two of them lived like years for an unknown amount of time, until Luo Ying's suicide note was about to be written into a short story, Guan Qing was about to fall asleep with her legs crooked on the table.

Suddenly he was woken up by a strange wind.