School Grass Contest

unfinished first draft

#campus youth##暴美##日记体##沙砖世界#

1.

I, Luo Fan, the No. [-] middle school student, want to hate someone with my real name today.

Although it may seem that I am not generous to say so, as an excellent socialist successor, I think it is necessary for me to educate the junior from the perspective of a senior, and let him know what the "end of madness" is!

I used the trumpet to ask a little fan girl of mine to find his friend, hahaha this sand sculpture actually really regards me as his fan! ! !

2.

Damn, who is it?As soon as he entered the school, he snatched the position of our school grass.It’s amazing to post selfies in the space?Tsk tsk tsk, look at that overly puffed up internet celebrity face, how cute and handsome can you be?Isn't he just a gentle scum? Are you embarrassed to yell at me? ? ?Lord will let you know what is the real strength of school grass in minutes!

3.

On the third day of adding him as a friend, he actually felt a little bit of pressure?Doesn't the bully usually take selfies, you brat!What about the girl who promised to follow the master for the rest of her life? ! ! !Why did you go to give him a thumbs up and call him? ? ?Don't you spoil me, bastard!

4.

On the fourth day of adding him as a friend, I received a link from my friend.

I finally know why he suddenly became the new school grass of No. [-] Middle School... How could our school post bar be so boring as to open a voting post? ? ?There are so many boring people to vote?Damn, there's no god in the voting options!

5.

On the fifth day after adding him as a friend, he took the initiative to join the grass tuba of our school.

The first sentence that came up was, "I heard that you are the fourth high school student?"

Why, I don't want to listen to such stupid words as "the waves behind the Yangtze River pushed the waves ahead and were shot to death on the beach".Do you know how to respect the elderly? !

Then... I chatted with him all afternoon.

Why, I might be bored.

From the school grass, I talked about the girls who abandoned me, to the books the girls like to read, to the man the girls like, to the man the girls like... the bridge bean sack! ! ! !

6.

On the sixth day of adding him as a friend, I used the name of his little fan girl Luoluo to joke with him——

Me: School grass school grass!

he:?

Me: Schoolgirl, do you have a girl you like (＞＜)

Him: No.

(My heart: Damn! I wanted to start with the person he likes to destroy him! What would I do without this woman?)

Me: Can the school girl like me (////)

Him: Luoluo is very cute, I like it very much.

Me: Σ(|||▽|||) Really?Can the school grass...

Him: Luoluo, call me Feiyang. The title "school grass" is more suitable for Senior Luo Fan.I can't afford it.

Me: Flying (*'▽'*)

(In my heart: Gu Feiyang can still be saved! He also knows how to respect seniors, be humble and polite, and behave like a gentleman!)

Him: Right, Senior Luo Fan?

(My heart: Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck! I lost my horse!!!)

Him: Lolo.

Him: Lolo.

Him: Lolo?

(In my heart: ...Fucking labor and management don't want to go back! Shut up, don't get tired of crooked, lol lol, it's very kind?!!!)