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Fang Jingyao was called out by his mother, and his mother took the slipper in his hand and began to slap him, "I didn't coax me home with a single wife, I told you to find two! I told you to find two!" Small!

Fang Jingyao jumped up, but he didn't dare to scream, and said to his mother in a loud voice: "Mom! Mom, stop beating! It's not what you think, you misunderstood... Ouch! In front of outsiders , at least give me some face!"

Fang's mother was so angry that she lowered her voice, pointed at his nose and said, "Hurry up and send me away, Long Yu, are you right? Listen to what you guys are talking about, it's all about sweeping out evils." I'm ashamed to mention you!"

Fang Jingyao became impatient: "Mom, you can't do this! If you don't listen halfway, you will be charged with crimes. I will call him out and tell you in person...Zhuo Yifan, come out!"

Zhuo Yifan immediately came out of the bedroom, still wearing a small floral apron and a hairpin, his hair was lifted a little to reveal his fair and beautiful baby face, with a rag in one hand and a mop in the other, he looked a bit homely and virtuous: "Hello, auntie!"

Fang Jingyao stretched out his hand to tug at him, "Tell me about what we both said just now, who wants to watch the movie?"

Zhuo Yifan looked at him with an expression of "Master, I don't understand what you are talking about", Fang Jingyao scolded him angrily: "Open your mouth and speak!"

Zhuo Yifan blinked, twisted the rag in his hand and said innocently: "I don't know much about this either, I just think what Auntie says is right."

Fang Jingyao raised his foot and was about to kick him, but Fang's mother slapped him on the leg first, "Presumptuous!"

Fang Jingyao didn't dare to be presumptuous, so he could only stare at him and gestured his middle finger to tell him to be careful.

Fang's mother stayed in the living room and asked Fang Jingyao to explain the newcomer's identity clearly. Fang Jingyao sat there and said it in detail. He has good drawing skills and outstanding acting skills. He is a long-term holder of an Oscar statuette in the comics industry.He was talking about Zhuo Yifan there, and Zhuo Yifan didn't go far, so he took a leather shoe and sat at the door of the living room to polish his master's leather shoes, trying to express himself, and the polish was shiny.

Mother Fang felt that this child was different from what Fang Jingyao said, so she discounted her son's words in her heart, and couldn't help but feel sorry for this obedient and beautiful little boy. This kid is also honest, are you... cheating on others?"

Fang Jingyao was about to spit out a mouthful of blood in his chest, "Mom, am I that kind of person! How is that possible? It's just a pure teacher-student relationship."

Mother Fang still didn't believe it, so she went to see Zhuo Yifan again and said, "Fanfan."

Zhuo Yifan raised his head abruptly, holding a leather shoe in his hand, clutching the shoe brush and said, "Auntie, I... I'm polishing my leather shoes, and they're clean!" The two elders watched and tried their best to express themselves.

Mother Fang was silent for a moment, and said, "Is this the picky rich second generation you mentioned?"

Fang Jingyao: "..."

Mother Fang: "Is there such a rich second generation who can shine shoes?"

Fang Jingyao: "...You can't generalize, there are some rich second generations who like this."

Mother Fang sneered: "Not only do you like it, but you also rush to come home to shine your shoes? You think I'm stupid!"

Fang Jingyao was severely whipped by his mother in front of his apprentice.

After Fang's mother taught her son, she brushed her hair again, and came to talk to Zhuo Yifan. Zhuo Yifan witnessed the violent scene with his own eyes, and his legs softened for a while, and he stuttered when he shouted: "Ah, auntie..."

Mother Fang said kindly: "Good boy, Auntie knows that you may have misunderstood what Jing Yao said. He has loved to take care of others since he was a child. He is very generous to everyone. Sometimes it is easy to misunderstand people. Don't take it to heart."

Zhuo Yifan said: "Don't misunderstand, my master treats me the best!"

Fang's mother said seriously: "No, he treats Long Yu the best now."

Zhuo Yifan nodded immediately, and said with a smirk: "Yes! Master treats Dr. Long the best now. Auntie, I have met Dr. Long. He is also very kind. He even gives me advice when I encounter things I don't understand. Woolen cloth!"

This time it was Mother Fang's turn to be surprised, "Have you met Long Yu? Who brought you to see him?"

Zhuo Yifan said: "My master!"

Mother Fang's expression is complicated, and the relationship between these children is too complicated now, how can they sit down and talk about going together?Long Yu is also a good-tempered person, if she encountered such a thing when she was young, she would have to beat up Lao Fang on the spot!

Zhuo Yifan didn't expect that he was a light bulb at all. He put himself into the master's natal family wholeheartedly, praised his master Dr. Kualong there vigorously, and then brought himself along in a small way, trying to integrate into this big family. .

Mother Fang was shocked by his bold idea, "What did you say?!"

"Auntie, I'm really capable. I wash pots and dishes, and I'm really good at doing laundry and cooking. Really! Let me come here often in the future..."

Fang Jingyao took off Zhuo Yifan's apron and pushed him out, "You go first, you can't tell clearly here, you can come back in a few days."

Zhuo Yifan agreed, and opened the door again to look back at Fang Jingyao, "Master, this is my hotel room card, I will put a spare one here for you, by the way, I will make do with staying in the hotel for half a month... "

Fang Jingyao was stunned for a moment, "What? You want to live here for half a month?"

Zhuo Yifan curled his lips: "I still want to stay for a while longer. Those people in the studio will not let me go back as soon as possible. It took me a long time to get this half-month vacation."

Fang Jingyao was exhausted from rushing to draft, and even the appointment time was only a few hours after staying up all night. Hearing this was really unpleasant.

Mother Fang looked at the two of them talking stickily at the door from afar, she was very vigilant, and called out: "Jing Yao?"

Fang Jingyao immediately pushed Zhuo Yifan out, "Go back and have a rest, you, the dark circles are all gone." He was also used to Zhuo Yifan, so he stretched out his hand and rubbed his dark circles with his thumb, and sighed .It's not easy for this silly boy. I don't know how hard I worked to find him for a few days. On the day I came, I saw that I didn't sleep well, and I showed myself early in the morning these few days.

This kind of goodwill is the easiest to be noticed by others, Zhuo Yifan's eyes turned red the moment he felt his heart soften, and he rubbed his face in Fang Jingyao's palm, "Master, I did something wrong, I should be punished. "

Fang Jingyao laughed, "Come on, the punishment is over, you..."

"Fang Jingyao!!" Mother Fang saw her from behind.

Fang Jingyao hurriedly pushed him away, but he confiscated the room card in his hand, and his mother saw him as soon as he turned around.

Fang's mother was heartbroken, "Look at you! Do you look like someone who is serious about talking to someone? Dr. Long is from such a good family, so it's useless to match you!"

Fang Jingyao's face was full of blood: "It's not what you think, mom, listen to my explanation!"

Fang's mother didn't listen, she felt that seeing is believing, and her son has always been a little bit handicapped, sultry and not conscious, she was really satisfied with Long Yu this time, and she was afraid that Fang Jingyao would do something wrong to Long Yu, not only herself During the day, he came to Fang Jingyao's house to do housework and watch over him, and at night he dragged Fang Fang's father to watch over him.

Fang Jingyao was working on a manuscript in the study, and his mother was cleaning up his room while talking to him about Long Yu's well-being.

Fang Jingyao didn't say anything, but with a smile on his lips, he listened to his mother mumbling and praising Longyu there.

He also thinks Long Yu is pretty good.

"That Zhuo Yifan, don't take him to see Long Yu in the future. I think he is also a child of a good family. Don't harm him, let him stop thinking about it as soon as possible. And Long Yu, you too Hurry up, at least tell someone nice to settle down..."

Fang Jingyao proudly said, "We are different from others, I..."

"You're gay, are you justified?!" Fang's mother threw the rag in her hand and gave him a look. She was almost overwhelmed by what happened a few days ago. A daughter-in-law has become a daughter-in-law. How can the two bear it.

"No, Mom, Long Yu and I have our own plans." He was thinking about how to talk about the contract with his mother in a low-key way, thinking about the terms and conditions above, his face was a little hot, Long Yu wrote It's too detailed, and I don't know how to show it to a lawyer.

Fang's mother thought about it when she saw him hesitating, and remembered how Fang Jingyao had fooled her before, so she sneered and said, "Oh, what's wrong with being gay, isn't gay a human being? You use this as an excuse all day long, you are very proud Ah you! Gays have the privilege not to go on blind dates, and not to get married? It’s against you! I don’t care what you are, as long as I’m here, you can have a family and start a business! Don’t even think about those messy things Relationship, what two or three, you give me a serious relationship, get married and live in a down-to-earth manner!"

Fang Jingyao: "I..."

Fang's mother bluffed and said, "What are you! There are three unfilial acts, and having no offspring is the greatest! The remaining two are not dating and not taking civil servant exams."

"Where do you see this!"

"WeChat circle of friends."

"... Can you believe the rumors posted by the middle-aged and elderly people?"

Fang Jingyao's mother hated iron and said: "Why can't I watch it? I have added a lot of people. If nothing else, just go upstairs to your Aunt He's house! Look at Xiao He, who passed the civil service exam at the beginning of the year and found a Object, person object is still a soldier, two more civil servants!"

"He Xiaofeng, what the hell is going on like this! You don't feel ashamed to panic when you talk about everything!" Fang Jingyao was angry.

"What's so embarrassing about you! You are so old and you haven't got a partner, and you can't get a wife, so you are so ashamed! You think I really love to compare with others, and we are not comparing with others. The child will have a good life in the future, you brat is sincerely making it difficult for me, your father and I gave birth to you, and your hair has turned white. After we left, you are so upside down and upside down. Live, how can you let me rest assured?"

Fang Jingyao was a little moved just now.

His mother resolutely said: "So, you must chase Long Yu to me. I can see through people like you. The only thing missing is a thoughtful person who follows the schedule and watches over you! Just work harder, Try to add a new family member to our family as soon as possible..."

What kind of social atmosphere is this!It’s okay for those heterosexual parents to compare their children’s marriage with each other, but now even gays are not spared!It's crazy!