EXO Flower Boy Love

Lu Han quickly regained his senses from the state of confusion, pushed Wu Shixun away with astonishingly fast movements, and jumped off the table: "Old, old, old..."

"Zhang." Zhang Yixing's expression was complicated and no emotion could be seen, "Master Lu, you really..."

"Oh oh oh old Zhang, aren't you coming back tomorrow?" Lu Han raised a hand to fan himself, the fright he just received was too great and he felt his blood was boiling.

"I didn't do it on purpose..." The corner of Zhang Yixing's mouth twitched, "I wanted to give you a surprise... But it didn't happen! Master Lu, I didn't think about it..." You are the one who surprised me!

"That, that, that, what?" Lu Han's tongue was a little knotted, "Xun'er, hurry up and pour water for Brother Yixing."

"Ang?" Wu Shixun, who had been stiff all the time, turned his head to look at Luhan with a "click" and didn't understand anything except "Xun'er", "Brother, you, you, you speak Korean..."

"Oh, you go get your brother Yixing a glass of water." Lu Han wiped off his sweat, and Wu Shixun agreed with an "oh oh oh" and walked out the door.

Zhang Yixing looked at the stiff child and said, "It's a good turn."

"Ang?" Wu Shixun turned his head and hit the door frame with a "bang".

"Hmph." The child stiffly walked out of the bedroom. Zhang Yixing slammed the bedroom door and locked it with lightning speed. His originally complicated expression quickly turned into gossip.

"I didn't do it on purpose!" Lu Han argued with his eyes wide open.

"I saw it with my own eyes," Zhang Yixing approached, "What method did you use to lure the teenager?"

"I really didn't..."

"Brother Yixing, open the door! Open the door! If you come at me, my brother Lu is innocent!" Before Lu Han finished speaking, Wu Shixun's voice came with the sound of "Kang Bang Bang" knocking on the door, "You Let go of me, Brother Lu, don't hit him!"

Lu Han was embarrassed, he didn't know what expression to put on.

Zhang Yixing hid his face: "Fuck me, am I this kind of person in his eyes? I just came back from Japan and I don't even have the strength to beat you..."

A layer of cold sweat on Wu Shixun's forehead within a second made up all the inhuman treatment his brother Lu suffered. Just when he was about to kick the door with his feet if he didn't open it again, Zhang Yixing opened the door with a "shua" and looked condescendingly at him. He bent over and prepared to kick the door: "What are you doing?"

"Ah, ah, ah, I'll move around a bit." Wu Shixun smirked.

Zhang Yixing smiled: "Where's the water?"

Wu Shixun said "ah" again, and looked unnaturally in a certain direction in the living room. Zhang Yixing followed his gaze, and the fragments of the mug were scattered all over the place.

Looking at his own mug, Zhang Yixing felt pain in his heart, and turned his head to look at Wu Shixun with grief and indignation: "Heh, heh!"

"I'll pay you for being a good Yixing brother!" Wu Shixun immediately swore to the sky, "You use mine first! I'm really not sick!"

"Then you should pour water..." Zhang Yixing looked at Wu Shixun who immediately turned to pour water, and suddenly felt a kind of pleasure of a wicked mother-in-law who bullied his daughter-in-law in the old society.

So the wicked mother-in-law turned to look at Lu Han, who was still a little embarrassed, and narrowed her eyes: "Wait for Wu Xiaofan to come back. Three, hall, meeting, trial."

Lu Han felt another layer of cold sweat break out on his back.

"Ascension!" KRIS sat on the bed and patted the pen holder.

Huang Zitao tapped the floor with a stick in cooperation: "Wei—wu—"

Lu Han began to reflect on why he agreed to mess around with this group of idiots.

"Who is in the hall!"

"...Luhan."

"Master Lu, grass people." Zhang Yixing gloated and corrected.

"...Crassman Lu Han." It feels so painful to have someone hold onto someone else!

"What a crime!"

Looking at Lu Han's bewildered face, Zhang Yixing quickly replied dog-leggedly: "Report to Mr. Wu that he abducted underage boys."

"I'm not alright...it was an underage boy who abducted me..." Lu Han raised his forehead.

KRIS raised his eyebrows: "Tell me in detail! You are allowed to argue!"

Lu Han recalled what happened in the afternoon, and then his face quickly turned red.

"Brother Xiaolu's face is familiar." Huang Zitao pointed at him innocently with a stick in one hand.

KRIS sighed: "You must be thinking about something unhealthy... Witness, tell me!"

Lu Han made an eye-opener, you are unhealthy and your whole family is unhealthy.

"It's like this." Zhang Yixing walked around Lu Han's chair, and said in a treacherous tone, "Because you missed the old man so much, you specially returned to Korea early, but when you entered the dormitory, you found Lu Han I'm having sex with an underage boy!"

"What's called a mediocre thing is a kiss, okay?" Lu Han defended.

The three of them gave a meaningful "oh~" together.

Luhan realized that he had said something wrong.

"It turns out that what Zhang Ye said is true." KRIS put down the pen holder, "When did you start?"

"It hasn't started yet!" Lu Han said helplessly, "Just... Sehun...he...just... confessed."

Huang Zitao put the stick by the wall: "It was really Shixun who confessed his love?"

"Otherwise, what do you think? Didn't I say it before? I just... I just plan to stay by his side. I just have a crush on him all the time."

"We thought it was you who couldn't hold it anymore." KRIS touched his chin, "I didn't expect it to be Wu Shixun who couldn't hold it anymore."

"You all underestimate me, I don't think it's okay to be unrequitedly in love all the time," Lu Han sighed, "Isn't it also a very happy thing to see the person I like live happily every day?"

Huang Zitao lowered his head: "...you are right."

"So I really didn't intend to abduct minors, and the love between the two was completely unexpected." Lu Han scratched his hair, "He confessed that I was also shocked, okay?"

KRIS admired: "Master Lu, I thought you were a lover, but I didn't expect you to be a lover."

Zhang Yixing folded his arms and looked at Lu Han: "Then what are your plans now?"

"...That's it, then."

"How is it?"

Lu Han was a little embarrassed: "I thought about it...Actually...it seems like it's going on like this...It's pretty good...I guess."

"Then you are not going to agree to him?" Huang Zitao asked in surprise.

"No... I just reflected on it, and it seems that our previous relationship... It's just a bad reputation."

After a moment of silence, Zhang Yixing nodded solemnly: "Master Lu, you've got the truth."

Wu Shixun stared at Huang Zitao and Wu Yifan's bedroom, unconsciously tearing a roll of toilet paper in his hand.

Do Kyung-soo looked at him with frowned eyebrows, but seeing the serious and troubled faces of the young and old, he was too embarrassed to accuse him, so he could only stand by with a broom at any time, waiting for him to stop destroying the hygiene of the dormitory.

Park Chanyeol passed by with a cup: "What are you doing, Xun Er."

Turning his head suddenly, seeing that it was an old comrade-in-arms, Wu Shixun was immediately excited: "Brother Chanyeol, I have something to tell you!"

It's rare to see Oh Sehun so excited in front of him, Park Chanyeol followed his younger brother's footsteps with a cup in half joy and half entanglement.

"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Park Chanyeol spat out a mouthful of water, and Wu Shixun wiped the water droplets on his body in disgust, "When? When did you confess your love? How did Xiao Lu react? Have you become successful?"

Wu Shixun frowned: "I don't know! Brother Lu didn't have time to give me a response...Brother Yixing came back..."

"You mean..." Park Chanyeol gripped the handle of the cup tightly.

Wu Shixun nodded sadly.

"Why don't you close the door when you kiss!" Park Chanyeol hated that iron is weak.

"Don't you think your focus is not right!"

Park Chanyeol blinked slowly: "Then what's the situation now."

"I don't know!" Wu Shixun went crazy, "Brother Yixing has been keeping Brother Lu in his room, and Brother KRIS and Brother Taozi dragged him to their room as soon as they came back. I don't know what to do! What should I do? !"

"Ah! Ah! I heard that Chinese boys are very conservative, maybe they really can't accept it, what should I do!"

"Nimma, can you give me some constructive advice!"

"But I'm really worried! What if they close the door and beat Brother Xiaolu violently! What to do! Brother Xiaolu's body can bear it!" Chanyeol put the cup aside and began to think about horror.

Wu Shixun shivered: "No way, brothers are all very good..."

"Ah! Ah! Even if you don't fight, what if you treat Brother Lu coldly and violently! What should you do!" Chanyeol was shocked by his own imagination, and kept putting his hands under his mouth in a panic state.

"Brother Chanyeol..."

"What if Brother Xiaolu becomes autistic from now on! TV dramas are like this... Hey hey! Shixun, Wu Shixun! Where are you going!"

"I'm going to save my brother Lu!"

A few children from Tianchao were watching Lu Han's rare shyness and coquettishness, when the door rang again.

"Where am I going here..." KRIS stood up and was about to open the door.

"Wu Shixun didn't run away." Zhang Yixing continued to hold his arms, "I even know what he will say when he comes in."

"What will you say?" Huang Zitao asked curiously.

"Let go of my brother Lu, don't hit him!" The duet sounded, one was Wu Shixun who staggered in with the door opened in an unimaginable posture, and the other was Zhang Yixing who was leaning against the wall and waiting for his leisure.

Lu Han felt that his face was burning at an unprecedented speed.

After Wu Shixun entered the door, he quickly rubbed against Lu Han, and checked Lu Han with the fastest movement. After making sure that he had no internal or external injuries, he raised his head and looked at the brothers standing in a row: "Don't look down on me, Brother Lu. It's all my fault, my brother Lu is innocent."

The corner of Kris' mouth twitched.

Zhang Yixing smiled and said to Huang Zitao: "Do you have a feeling of deja vu? When the young master protects his beloved maid in the ethics drama, he basically said this line to the feudal forces who opposed them."

Huang Zitao laughed out loud.

Only then did Wu Shixun feel that the atmosphere was not right.

"What kind of image do we have in your mind?" KRIS sighed helplessly, "Wake up, Wu Shixun, please."

Wu Shixun hugged him and blinked.

"Very good, very responsible." Zhang Yixing looked at the child amiably, "Brother Yixing made the decision to betroth your Brother Xiaolu to you."

"Zhang Yixing, shut up." Lu Han continued to be embarrassed and shy.

"Eh?" Wu Shixun was stunned for a while before he realized, "You...don't want to stop it?"

"You mean you want us to stop it?" KRIS teased, watching his younger brother shake his head in satisfaction, "What's the matter between you guys, don't think too much about yourself, Wu Shixun."

"so……"

"I only want to tell you four words," KRIS stretched out his hand, "Attention, attention, security, secret."

Wu Shixun smiled cleanly and excitedly: "Yeah!"

Lu Han dragged his younger brother back to the bedroom, Zhang Yixing was silent for a while, then suddenly turned around and hugged KRIS' thigh: "Old Wu, help me, Old Wu!"

"What are you doing, what are you doing!" KRIS grabbed his hand speechlessly.

"Old Wu, I don't want to go back to the dormitory anymore, Old Wu! See if you can take me in because we are all southerners!"

"Nimma, let go first! Let go! Image, old Zhang!"

"If you don't promise me, I won't get up!"

"...I'll go, this line! Get up, ahhh!"