[Hokage] Uncle is yours

【I was called the Immortal of the Six Paths but I am not a real Immortal, and now I am near the end of my life.Shouhe, Youlu, Jifu, Sun, Mu Wang, Rhinoceros Dog, Chongming, Niugui, Jiumaha, no matter where you are scattered, they will always be one. 】

What should have been scattered together.

[In order to protect the village, I will kill whoever it is - relatives, partners, apprentices, even you... my best friend Uchiha Madara! 】

[...That's not...putting the cart before the horse...idiot. 】

What should have been protected had to be killed.

[I want to create a whole new world!Rin, Kakashi, and me... let's recreate the future together.For this wish, I don't care about anything! 】

Losing a loved one, how to fill the void in my heart...

This is our war.

No one was wrong, they all fought for what they believed in, and they never regretted it no matter how it ended.Whether the villages and beliefs we protect with our lives are a bondage or a bondage, only those who fight for this will know in their hearts.

"Although I really want to describe this war in a literary and artistic way, the root cause of the ninja war turned out to be the internal conflict between the first Hokage and Uchiha Madara, as well as Hatake Scarecrow and Uchiha Obito. Such a fact The people of Konoha can’t afford it, you bastard!!=皮=!!”

"Yae, you're complaining again."

"Sorry, one couldn't hold back."

Seeing the dead and the living flying all over the sky, and the scenes of monsters and immortals fighting against Hong Tian, ​​I really want to take a camera to take pictures—if there is such a thing in this era.Enough is enough, enough is enough for me, is this fighting? Isn't this monster PK?Even Orochimaru has been revived and messed with Sasuke, I don't think it's Uncle Snake at all, I don't admit it! !Does the first to fourth generation of Hokage being dispatched completely look down on us living people?Your sister, I really can't help complaining about such a desperate battle! !Why is such a simple thing so complicated? Are the brains of this group of ninjas really full-length muscles? !

Seeing that the final PK was about to be achieved, and the boss was still restless when Naruto launched the mouth escape, the corners of my mouth twitched and I couldn't hold it.

Uncle can bear it, sister I can't bear it.

"Water escape. I'll give you a bath to wake up and refresh yourself."

"Yae, I've never heard of this technique! Shouldn't this technique be called..."

"Shut up! I want to call it whatever I want!"

So pouring water poured down, let ignorant human beings feel what a flood is.You said why do I speak in such a tone, am I not human?Shit, even Naruto is a fairy, he is a fairy and I am the god of the new century! !

"Calm down, you idiots."

I held my chest and gritted my teeth word by word.

"Huh? Sakura? Why are you here? What's wrong with that shark face and—"

"Boom!"

Seeing the big fist formed by the water smashing Uzumaki Naruto directly into the pit on the PIA ground, the audience fell silent.

"Just for one thing, the whole world is involved in the war, you bastards whose minds are smaller than your eyes. Do you want my mother to use an iron pestle to make your eyes bigger?"

"Sakura... Girls, don't say dirty words..." Kakashi said with a painful face, not sure if it was because of the injury from the previous battle or stomach pain.

"The dead are dead, and the more important thing is the living. The past has passed, and the most important question is what to eat today. If you don't even understand this truth, you are sorry for your parents when you were born in this world! Get out of here Go back to your mother's womb and remake it!"

"What do you know, I—!"

"boom!"

This time it was not me who shot, but Naruto who I had photographed before.

"Let's listen to Sakura first!" Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. !

"It's because you always only want to talk about yourself and don't listen to others, and now you have become like this. Are you a pig brain, don't you know how to learn from experience and lessons? I want to say that my mother will give you three days and three nights to let you tell the whole world Speech, now shut up my old lady and listen honestly!"

I yelled so much in one breath, my throat was a little sore, I easily took the water that Guixie handed me and drank it.

"Okay, Naruto, you continue to talk. If anyone disturbs your mouth, I will keep their eyes wide open."

"..." In the end, I'm still here?Naruto o(╯□╰)o.

So Naruto used his mouth and my iron fist to persuade the bosses at all levels to let them understand that although the village is a bondage, it is also a bond of responsibility and connection between people. Naruto and Sasuke will change the status quo and make the village better. It is suitable for human habitation, and innocent people will no longer be sacrificed for it.There will also be a number of principles of friendly and peaceful exchanges between the villages. If there is a problem, everyone will discuss and deal with it. In the event of a fight, Kyuubi will act as an international police officer; there are also voluntary activities such as setting up various agencies to accept refugees and return refugees to society. In addition, set up a Uchiha-specific psychological counseling center for the Uchiha family (this is what I mentioned, after the proposal, Uchiha Sasuke almost burned me to death with his golden eyes)...

All follow-up issues will be handled by Naruto. I believe that as long as he wants to survive today, he will handle things properly (...).

The rest of the process is omitted.Do not ask me why!Anyway, the war ended when I brushed the lower limit, and the name of the savior was Uzumaki Naruto.I can barely accept this result, as long as the name of the savior is not Uchiha Sasuke, even if I am crowned with the title of "the devil queen who beat the savior" I can accept it! (How much do you want to see Sasuke!)

What Uchiha Shisui wants to bear is passed on to Uchiha Itachi, and what Uchiha Itachi wants to bear is passed on to me.When I took it over, I realized that it was not something that one person could bear, so I shared it with everyone.I think this is probably called 'hope'.The alliance between countries has not been disintegrated after being reached in this war. Although I don't know how long it will last, I think we have indeed delivered the fruits of our efforts to the next generation.

Omitting useless words, anyway, now I have achieved my goal, fully grasping the politics and economy of the country of water - behind the scenes, of course.First enrich the country of water, and then use business to influence other countries, and engage in economic globalization. This kind of stressful work is really not done by girls.After rectifying everything, arranging government affairs, and leaving full power to the newly appointed Mizukage, I ran back to Konoha very gracefully.

I took a deep breath, now I'm not worrying about the big issue of national righteousness, I have to deal with the small issue first!

"Yae, it's weird for me to wear this!"

Kisame, who was used to wearing Xiaopao and ninja outfit, was picky about the suit she was wearing.

"I told you that Konoha wants to call me Sakura, did you buy saury?"

"I bought it. But I love crabs..."

"Listen, Kisame, no matter what happens, you can't hit people. Do you understand?"

"..."

"A good boy who is obedient will be rewarded." I really feel pressure to say this to an uncle who is twice my age.

"Let's go!"

What are you excited about? In other words, what kind of reward did you think of!I black line.

Didn't go far, and had already encountered the first obstacle.

"Sakura! The weather is so nice today, why don't you go out for a walk? I said, Sakura, I happen to have an extra movie ticket, how about—"

I snatched the movie ticket: "Hinata! Naruto invited you to watch the movie, if you want to go now, if you don't go, it will be cancelled!"

"what?"

"I, I, I... I'll go!"

The first trouble KO out.

After a few more steps, I ran into the second problem.

"Haruno Sakura, today I must show my shame, and let you know that the Uchiha clan is the strongest!"

I immediately pulled out a note from my pocket and slapped him on the face.

"Your brother's body is in your pocket, this is the address."

The second trouble KO out.

"Wait, Senior Kisame, you have to give me back the knife!!"

I pulled out Kisame's knife neatly and threw it at his neck. If he didn't dodge in time, I would have killed him directly.

"Hey, Yae! That's my knife!"

"Come back and get it. You want the shark muscle more than this one. I'll go and abduct the shark muscle with you after I'm done!"

I dragged Kisame over the third trouble, and saw the fourth trouble rushing in!

"GET!! Make two gestures, Shark! The winner hasn't been decided yet!"

I kicked Akai away with a single sweep, and rushed to the destination with the ghost shark in my hand!

Ning Ci and Tiantian watched their teacher become a shooting star, and looked at our distant figure with little expressions on their faces. (The woman who kicked away the man who was number one in Konoha physical skills and was even better than Kisame... is indeed the devil queen who beat up the savior!)

In the end, what was waiting for me at the destination was indeed the biggest trouble.

Hatake Kakashi sat at the round table, waiting for us.

I glanced at Gui Jiao, and Gui Jiao hurriedly offered the saury with both hands.

Kakashi glared at the saury viciously, as if he had never liked eating it.

I pinched the ghost again, and the ghost coughed twice quickly.

"Ahem, that, I said, I came here today to say hello. I am Kisame Kakisame. I was from Wunin Village before I was 32 years old this year, and I stayed with Akatsuki. My constellation Pisces blood type..."

"Say. Heavy. Point."

Kakashi squeezed three words between his teeth.

"... Well, the point is... the point is... please leave your daughter to me, Dad."

"........."

"Who is your father, die to me! Make some daydreams for me =皮=!!"

Kakashi directly overturned the small round table.

"What are you kidding!! Even if you are looking for an older person, you shouldn't be looking for rebellious ninja! Even if you are looking for rebellious ninja, you shouldn't be looking for someone like this! Even if you are looking for a beast, even if you are looking for the blue beast Kai, I will not allow you to find such a person Shark monsters!! I disagree!! Absolutely disagree!!”

"Ah, I didn't ask you to agree. I just told you politely." I answered with my ear.

Kakashi escaped from the kunai, and the hand that pointed at me was trembling.

"I'll kill you and then commit suicide, unfilial daughter!"

——! !Don't worry about it, Kakashi, this is a bit scary!

"Wait, calm down Kakashi!"

"Sakura is only in a daze for a while, don't be impulsive!"

Yamato-sensei and Nara Boss, who were hiding somewhere and watching, jumped out and grabbed Kakashi on the left and right to stop him from rushing forward.

"I said...it's really not like this, is it? What's wrong with Kisame, he is extremely strong, with a simple mind, and he looks MAN enough. The most important thing is to listen to me. Where can I find such a good man. Even if you It's too late to object."

I've fallen in love with him, it's too late to say anything.

He obviously wanted to express this meaning, but for some reason Kakashi suddenly burst into tears, crying like a water pipe opened.I saw that he suddenly gave up and rushed forward, pushed away the two people who blocked him, turned around, found a white rope from nowhere and hung it on the beam of the house.

...I, I wipe!No! !

"Kakashi, calm down!"

"Kakashi!!"

After a while of flying around, Kakashi finally stopped Kakashi's suicide.

"I said, Yae, forget it?" Kisame was the first to retreat.

"Be patient, dear, it will take a long fight."

I gave him a smile that I thought would be very comforting, but I saw goosebumps all over his body, as if he had seen the Shura field.

That's right, this is a long-term war that can't be lost, whether it's against the scarecrow or the old coward.What is mine is mine, and what I believe will never escape from my hands.

Because this time I have decided not to let go.

I reached out and shook the hand of the person next to me.The temperature slightly lower than normal human body temperature makes my heart soft.It's like going through a long rainy season, and it's been raining in my heart, and now the rainy season is coming to an end.

[Haruno Sakura, are you happy? 】

Um.I am now, every moment, very happy.Thank you, the one I love and the one who loves me.

At this moment, I will hold on to happiness tightly.

The author has something to say: At this point, the ghost thread is over.I'm exhausted.I want to take a good rest, and I still owe an episode of Itachi.

Also, the biggest reason for the EG version of Sakura to marry Kisame.

Sakura: There's something I've always been curious about.

Ghost: What's the matter?

Sakura: Aren't sharks fertilized in vitro?

ghost:……

Three thousand words are omitted below.

Sakura: Honey, let's get married!

ghost:……

Make a wretched|sneaky smile, so what a man relies on is not his face, but his ability!

☆, Fanwai Itachi and Sakura 3

"Quickly undo this damn hint!"

Actually no hint at all.He knew she would come early in the morning, who made her a silly girl with strong feelings.As long as Xie's ring is in her hand, she will stand in front of her regardless of everything.

What he didn't expect was that even so she still didn't hate him.Unlike the sensitive and slender Sasuke, she has a calm and brave soul.

She learns astonishingly quickly, her illusions dazzle astonishingly, she fights like she dances, and she can't help but lose herself in the fight.This girl must know a kind of spell that is more advanced than any one he knows, so that those who have seen her fighting will lose themselves and forget their original purpose.

"Be a little more serious, Uchiha Itachi."

This was really the most helpless demand he had ever heard.

At this moment, Uchiha Itachi finally understands what a stupid thing he has done, what kind of uncontrollable consequences it will cause, and what a big legacy problem it will cause.

From the very beginning, he shouldn't have kept Scorpion's ring and let her come to him.

Maybe he was the one who was ruined in the end, he couldn't help thinking with self-mockery.

"Give me back!"

she wept.

"Give me back!"

she yelled.

The self who was thumped by this voice is really not normal anymore, right?

She attacked him angrily, but he didn't fight back.He knew early on that she couldn't kill him.Finally, when she was on the verge of breaking down, he took out the ring.

"From today onwards, you are the Jade Girl of Dawn."

That's right.Uchiha Itachi is an asshole, so it doesn't matter if he is a little more.I'll give you a reason to live, so get closer to the entrance of hell so I can see you clearly.

There is a kind of thing that is difficult to control, and there is a kind of emotion that knows the danger but still falls into it, just like the balance of his own feelings compared with the village and Dayi finally favors Sasuke; before rational control, he has already begun to care.

Don't want her to die with a rotten revenant.For this reason, it doesn't matter how many lies you tell.

"I entrust this task to you."

So, you have to live no matter what happens.

****

Compared with herself, she gets along better with Kisame.Even though he told her everything and handed over the task to her, she always kept close to him, just like a qualified junior.

'Respect' opened the distance between the two, which made Uchiha Itachi feel a little conflicted.In fact, he would rather she glared at him angrily like before, making his chest ache like being burned by flames, and making him confirm that he was really alive.

Huh...alive?Oh, what a stupid adjective.He is a walking dead, both soul and body are dead.Now it's just because of obsessions that I don't understand, relying on drugs and spells to persist, and refuse to leave.

The pain broke out again and again, and several times he thought he couldn't hold on.Every time I open my eyes, I have to be dazed for a moment, to discern whether I still need to breathe and am still alive.

"Don't die, Uchiha Itachi!"

He felt warm rain on his face.

It must be the breeze blowing, blowing the dew from the flowers that bloom in the cold night.

"You haven't seen Sasuke for the last time! Uchiha Itachi, look here, look at me! You have persisted for so long, wait a little longer!"

No way.

Seeing you now, I am afraid of death.

He has no regrets in dying for Konoha, and he has no regrets in dying for his younger brother.However, I will definitely regret seeing you now, so I can't open my eyes.

When he realized this, Itachi knew that he had made a stupid decision.He shouldn't have stretched out his hand in the sea of ​​flowers and taken away the ring that belonged to the dead.In the end, it was himself who fell into the trap.

****

Enduring the pain again and again, standing up again is like returning to the world.

He continued to live the life of the dead until he lost all pain.

At such a close distance, he couldn't tell who was standing there, and could only identify it by feeling.

She no longer followed behind him, and began to get used to walking not far in front of him to the left, and made every step heavily, so that he could distinguish the height of the road ahead and whether there were obstacles.She no longer keeps quiet, and always likes to talk to Guixie from time to time, vaguely reminding them of the distance and direction they are in.She always likes all kinds of small shops, and she must stop when she encounters them, even though she doesn't eat anything.

Itachi Uchiha felt that he had stepped into a quagmire that he shouldn't have stepped into, and he had fallen into it before he even had time to struggle.

He envied the girl.Yes, from the very beginning when he knew about her and Xie, he was jealous of her courage to not be afraid of anything for the one she loves.He actually...

No, no.

Yes, nothing.These thoughts are meaningless, and there is no need to continue thinking about them.The only thing Uchiha Itachi should do is to complete his last mission and give his eyes to Sasuke.

Thinking of this, he told her.Tell her to give her eyes to Sasuke, no matter what happens.

"Give Sasuke your eyes, and me your body, senpai?"

There was no emotional ups and downs in her voice, she asked as if joking.

"Give it to me, Uchiha Itachi's body."

Without hesitation, he said things that ordinary girls would be shy after hearing. Should he be called a medical ninja?

"You really like collecting weird things."

"...Is there a ninja who calls his body a strange thing?"

"What do you do after you take it away?" He remembered that she was in the same school as the pharmacist Doushi who liked to collect corpses.

"Make flower fertilizer."

He thought of that field of flowers, buried under the flowers was the jade girl of dawn, the red sand scorpion.

"Forget it. The smell of flowers is too pungent. I don't like it."

"Really, I think so too. It should be the highest place on the mountain that suits you. When you look up, you can see the whole Konoha."

He wanted to open his mouth, but held back.He wanted to reach out, but held back.He finally closed his eyes, suppressing all emotions.

Don't dare to speak anymore, don't dare to ask anymore, don't dare to listen anymore; otherwise, the high embankment built in his heart will collapse and wash away everything he painstakingly guarded.

"Ghostfish, I'm sorry to trouble you."

He turned his head and said such a sentence to Guixier without beginning or end.

"Huh? Ah!"

His partner nodded half understanding.

Uchiha Itachi couldn't help but sigh in his heart, stupid partner, one day you will understand my helplessness.I hope that when the time comes, you won't cry so much that you come to the ground to complain to me.You will always understand what it means to drink poison to quench your thirst, knowing that it is a poison that has no solution.

As for now... just let me stop for a moment.

The author has something to say:

☆、Gifts that should be thrown away

"Achoo! Achoo!! Woo, I hate this place, uh...Achoo!!"

Deidara sneezed, and finally couldn't help but took out a handkerchief and began to wash his nose.

"I said we'd better leave quickly, Dan... Ah Choo... Then... Ah Choo!!"

The Scarlet Sand Scorpion looked at his partner with contempt.It's really useless, even allergic to pollen, what kind of rebellion, not elegant at all.

"You wait here."

"Huh? Where are you going... well, you go there by yourself... Ah Choe! Come back quickly, um... Ah Choo!"

The red sand scorpion went to the depths of the sea of ​​flowers, seized the mission target that had already been alarmed, and quickly killed them after interrogating the information he wanted.

"Do you know where the target is, Dan... Axie... Dana, huh?"

Didara rubbed his nose and asked.

Yes, the Scarlet Sand Scorpion knew where their mission target was, and also got another piece of information by accident.

Someone is chasing the whereabouts of the same target just like them.

I heard that it was a young ninja who accepted such a dangerous task in order to obtain a kind of flower.Apart from the generous bounty, is there any other reason for the prey that Kakudu looks at?The mission target with the nautical chart in his arms is actually a dangerous S-level pirate who likes women very much.The female ninja who took the mission probably didn't do any mission investigation, she's really stupid.

flower?What's so good about this stuff.Anyway, it will wither soon, and it doesn't match the word eternity at all.

"Let's go, I hate this place." The Scarlet Sand Scorpion concluded this way.

"Well, it's rare that we have the same opinion-Ah Choe! Let's go, um! Ah Choo!!"

Deidara had long wanted to leave this ghostly place where his nose and tears flowed together.

The red sand scorpion and Didara came to the village where the target was based on clues, and soon, the red sand scorpion knew who the brain-damaged female ninja was.

To accept such a dangerous task without doing any investigation at all, does she have a brain, does she have a brain, does she have a brain! ! !

Resisting the urge to scold someone severely, the Scarlet Sand Scorpion kept a serious expression and led his partner to complete the task.A guy who is dangerous to ordinary people is just a prey to be slaughtered in their eyes.It was easy to complete the task given by the angle, and the red sand scorpion began to feel depressed again.

What are you doing? Jiaodu clearly emphasized repeatedly that life is more valuable.

"Well, Dana, what are you looking for?"

Ignoring the noisy Didara, the Scarlet Sand Scorpion found a blood-soaked nautical chart from the corpse, and suddenly there were only a bunch of dots in his heart.

It doesn't work at all, it's all blood.

"Eh? Then what are you doing, he's dead?"

"Hmph, I know."

What he wanted was the man's memory.It is not difficult for him to dig out memories from the fresh brain that just died... These are all rubbish memories!Is this man really a pirate? He doesn't even remember the contents of the chart at all, he only remembers some women! !

The scorpion grazed at the man's body violently, and Didara hurriedly stopped him.

"Hey? Don't trample on his head! It's worthless without a head!"

The extremely depressed scorpion looked at the man's body, finally raised his hand, tied the chakra silk thread to the man's body, and manipulated the man to stand up.

"Dana?"

"Living is worth more."

"........."

So Xie and Didala, who were suspected of fraud, got the money from the money changer.Didala doubts very much that if Kakudo knows what happened today, his partner will become Hidan... Kakuzu and Hidan didn't accept this mission because they have never been able to hold back, so they reluctantly parted with each other and gave the mission to them .If he knew about Dana's stunt, Jiaodu would definitely pull Dana into a team to cheat money, eh!

"Deidara."

"Ok?"

"When Jiao Du asked, he said that this task was taken by someone else and he finished it first."

"Eh? Dana, but—"

"Your blasting clay should have been replaced long ago, and the bag you fancy last time is very expensive."

"Danna said that's it, that's it, Jiao will understand, huh!"

Didara immediately turned his back.

Satisfied with the cooperation of his partner, the Scarlet Sand Scorpion distributed a little money to Didala, and did not hesitate to dirty the rest of the money.He found Jonin who had issued the task of nautical charts, and picked him up directly.

"Ah! Uncle, spare your life! Forgive me!!" The businessman burst into tears.

"...How much is the kind of flower she wants?"

Thinking back now, this was probably the stupidest thing the Scarlet Sand Scorpion had ever done.

He bought the flowers without even thinking about it.

"Danna! You are too much! Knowing that I am——Ah! Allergic to hay fever! Ahhh!! Dana, you are going too far! Mmm! Ahhh!!"

Didara covered his nose with a handkerchief and retreated 300 meters, and finally ran away in tears.

...Hurry up and get rid of the flowers, he can't bear such a distressed mistress.

So he called the pharmacist out and threw the flowers to the bag.

"Throw it away."

Saying so, the Scarlet Sand Scorpion turned and left.

Looking at the pile of flowers that were almost overflowing, Yao Shidou couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Specially called out me who was still doing latent missions with Master Orochimaru, just to let me throw this away, hahahaha! Unexpectedly, Master Scorpion also has such a side. Alright, alright, I will throw them in your preparation Lost place."

Although he doesn't know the cause and effect, there is probably only one ninja he knows, the ninja that Xie pays attention to, and who especially likes flowers.

"Aquamarine with eternal meaning? It is really the right gift for you, Mr. Scorpion."

Pharmacist Dou couldn't help but sigh with emotion.

It's so interesting.

Inhumans fall in love with humans.

The eternal hesitates because of the ephemeral.

The person who hated Konoha Bai Fang met the adopted daughter of Bai Fang's son, and there was such an intersection.

It really makes people look forward to what kind of dead end will be rolled out by such a wheel of fate.

"I will definitely deliver it to those who desire it most for you."

Go ahead and indulge your feelings, Scorpion of Red Sand, I'm waiting to see you sinking into the mud and completely submerged in embarrassment.

I waited and watched, the ending without the ending.

The author has something to say: Well~ it's over~~Scattering flowers~~