[Hokage] Uncle is yours

"Yamato has already told me what happened, and I know everything about Sasuke."

The scarecrow said to the three of us like this with a serious face and raised his hand to kiss heaven.

"Your book is upside down."

Sai ignored the reminder of the occasion.

Naruto covered his mouth with his hands, his teeth chattering.Kakashi-sensei is staring at himself with Sharingan, staring at himself!There is no need to write sharingan to stare at people, right?

"By the way, Sakura, why do you still look like this, quickly change back to a girl?"

GOODJOB, Kakashi-sensei! !Instantly forgetting the fear of being inexplicably angry at the teacher, Naruto nodded ING.

"Huh? It's okay, don't bother Mr. Tsunade, it will be fine in a few days. I used a small dose this time."

I told Kakashi the truth, and for some reason the rest of the people looked relieved.

"That's fine. Sakura, although I shouldn't interfere with your personal life, I still think it's okay to like to watch BL or something just as a hobby, and it's definitely not okay to practice it yourself!"

Forehead!My hairs are also standing on end, isn't this skill with a smile full of murderous intent that only Senior Brother Dou knows!When will the scarecrow be trained! !

"I... I know..." When I became a man, I tried my best to be with women, so as not to cause unnecessary misunderstandings, I understand.

"The gender is also given by the parents. Don't change it casually. Just look at Orochimaru and you will know the result of the human experiment. You have to be obedient, Sakura."

"Ming...understood..." What happened to the scarecrow, why was he possessed by the god of death today?

Talking about it, Shikamaru and his team also ran over, and at the suggestion of their teacher, we went to eat barbecue together.

I remembered the scarecrow's reminder and took the initiative to stand beside Ino.

"Hey, Sakura, you've changed back again!"

Ino warmly took my arm and said happily.This fickle woman was not pleasing to my eyes before, but every time she was very attentive to my masculine state, women are really some realistic animals.

...There seems to be something wrong with the thinking just now, hmm.

"Sakura, the teacher's injury is still not healed, come and help me."

The scarecrow gave orders with a bad complexion.

"Huh? The teacher is not feeling well? Then I—"

Before Naruto could finish his sentence, he somehow got into a secret trick and squatted down while clutching his stomach.

"Sakura?"

I looked at Ino, who was full of reluctance, and Kakashi, who was obviously upset, and decided that it would be better to please my guardian.So I walked over in two steps, and directly hugged him with a princess.

"The barbecue shop, right? I'll take him there first."

I nodded at everyone and ran over.

"Sakura!! Let me down!!"

"You asked me to help."

"Just support, support, support!!"

"Too slow."

"... At least it's not enough to replace it with a back!!"

"No, it hurt my eyes too much when I watched Teacher Kai carry you on my back."

"cherry--!!"

I didn't hear it.

Who made you lose your temper, hum.

Of course, I was not happy for long, because in the end, Kakashi invited Master Tsunade to restore me to my original appearance.After listening to the cause and effect, Tsunade-sama said with a complicated expression that my technique has serious flaws, and that the psychology will become masculine along with the physiology, which is too dangerous and cannot be used casually in the future.I was therefore forbidden to continue my research on this technique, and my days of pranking male bodies were sealed into darkness.Kakashi and Naruto wept with joy.

Kakashi kept saying that I lost my way on the road of life and almost couldn't get back.

... What's wrong with being a man, aren't you all men too?I really don't understand what they think.

After that, many things happened, Shikamaru's teacher was killed, and Naruto and them killed two members of Akatsuki to avenge the teacher; when we arrived, we only saw the remnants of the battlefield and the injured Naruto.

Akatsuki...it was Akatsuki again.And was Naruto killed it?The ability of Akatsuki's members seems to be uneven. If it is Uchiha Itachi, Naruto can only hide around.

Ah, what am I thinking!

Sitting in the ramen restaurant, I saw Naruto dangling in embarrassment with his plastered hand still unable to eat noodles, looking like a puppy who could not eat food.

"Idiot, give me the chopsticks."

As soon as I finished saying this, the chopsticks were taken away by Sai, and Naruto was fed noodles.

...I'm sorry I really didn't mean to.My eyes wandered, and I didn't dare to look at Sai.It is a terrifying thing to be regarded as a rival in love by Anbu.

"It's so hot, why are you feeding me!?"

"Ah, the book says that when a friend is in trouble, he should draw his sword to help."

"Don't just read the book, you should also look at the situation!!"

"Huh? Quite lively?"

The scarecrow also walked into the ramen shop.

"Sakura! Sai is too much, you should feed—"

"Well, can't eat ramen? Let me feed you, Naruto."

The scarecrow took the initiative to serve Naruto. As a result, I guessed sinisterly in my heart that Naruto exudes some kind of pheromone that attracts the same sex. I remember that when I was a man, I was almost taken to the harem by him. It was so dangerous. so close.At this time, women are still safer.

"Naruto, don't use this technique until an emergency, it's too dangerous." Kakashi persuaded him seriously.

"I know my body, hahaha!" Naruto looked indifferent.

At this moment, two little ghosts rushed out——

"Uzumaki Naruto, accept!"

I thought what kind of prank and sneak attack they were going to do, but who would have thought...

"Sex. Lure, female version!"

The appearance of two beautiful MMs wearing clothes and embracing each other appeared in front of everyone.

"Come here!!"

Naruto's expression betrayed his sincerity, this guy actually likes Lily?abnormal! !

I gave each of the two brats a punch with a chill in my heart, and taught them how to be human.

"Sex. Seduction, male male art!"

"Wow! Come on!!"

It's Sai and Sasuke!I never thought of this pair of CP!But their faces are very similar, and the CP looks really—well, not good!

"Don't make me watch disgusting stuff!"

Naruto had already killed two brats, so I quickly wiped away the blood from my nose and pretended nothing happened.

"That's right, don't keep learning useless things, you should learn useful ninjutsu... Why are you looking at me like this!"

"Sakura," Kakashi said sincerely, "Even if you like BL, don't practice it yourself. Naruto is still young."

"...Asshole, I'm a woman, why would I personally perform BL on a man, why is Naruto the target! What else is Naruto still young! I'm the one who attacked? Why am I attacking? I'm a woman, a woman !! If you want CP, you can find Naruto CP Shibai Mao by yourself!!"

I turned my guardian into a shooting star with one punch.

"Naruto, what expression do you have! You... What are you going backwards!!"

"Hmm... Xiao, Sakura, if it's you... I can bear it."

Forbearance, ah forbearance! !I will Naruto and PIA as shooting stars in the sky.

"Don't be sad, shemale."

Add another Sai.

The teasing imp is now hiding behind a tree with his legs folded and shivering.

"It's scary... so scary... Woohoo mother help!"

It was such a powerless day for me.