[Hokage] Uncle is yours

"I'm back, Konoha——!"

Naruto was very happy when he came back from practice, and even forgot about Sasuke's departure, immersed in the joy of returning to his hometown.In two and a half years, his height is a little taller than when he left, but his personality is still as carefree as before, without much change.

"Konoha hasn't changed at all, ah, there is a stone statue of Grandma Tsunade, hehehe~!"

Looking at the rocks engraved with past hokages, Naruto let out a strange laugh, obviously remembering the pranks he played on these stone statues in his childhood.

"Naruto, you're back."

Kakashi, who was lying on the roof, raised his hand lazily in greeting as usual.

"The teacher hasn't changed at all."

Naruto jumped over and quickly took something out of his pocket.

"This is a gift for you, hehehe!"

"This... this is... the Intimate Paradise strategy version?!"

Kakashi's attention was immediately attracted by Naruto's gift, and he had to say that at this moment he felt that it was really wise for him to let Naruto worship him as Ziraiya.

……Really?In fact, the author really wants to complain, you are the laziest teacher in all Hokage!Under various names and reasons, he sent his three apprentices to Sannin to teach, and he was lazy to read pornographic books every day in Konoha!Is this really a qualified teacher? ?

"By the way, where's Sakura?"

Naruto couldn't wait to show his current self to his former companions, but who would have thought that this sentence would make Kakashi-sensei's expression stiff and his eyes wander.

"Well... this... Naruto... Let me tell you, there is one thing you have to persevere in."

"Ok?"

"Actually, Sakura, she..."

"What's up with her?"

"She——" Kakashi, who was just about to explain, looked at the road behind Naruto, and said with difficulty, "—she is behind you."

Naruto turned his head and met the eyes of those who were walking on the road.

"what--?!"

Naruto turned around and smiled dryly: "Haha, Mr. Kakashi really likes to joke."

"It's not a joke, that's Sakura."

"...What!? This is impossible!! How could Sakura be a man!?"

"Yo, Naruto, you're back!"

The youth with short pink hair and high spirits greeted Naruto with a smile, but unfortunately Naruto couldn't smile at all.

"How is this going!!"

Seeing everything, Jiraiya's eyeballs were almost frightened, and he yelled at Kakashi together with Naruto.

"I just want to know what's going on!"

Kakashi was so angry that he tore the book apart.

"A while ago, I suddenly said that I was broken in love, and that the person I fell in love with was Zheng Taikong, but in the blink of an eye, I made this look for me! The daughter I have raised for so many years, woo woo woo woo!! Who is that person, who is that person, If I find it out, I will absolutely tear it into pieces!!"

"Ka... Kakashi, is this a transformation technique? There's no need to be so exaggerated, right?"

Jiraiya was also speechless about various gods.

"What? Sakura is broken in love? Who, is it Sasuke? Sasuke is Shotacon?!"

Naruto Uzumaki screamed and covered his head and roared, completely in panic.

"Noisy!"

Brother Ying. True man. He punched him directly, sending Naruto's PIA flying.Kakashi's eyes filled with tears again. The delicate girl he raised so hard was forced to be a savage girl by Tsunade, and now even a girl is nothing!Woooooo Hokage-sama, return my daughter! !

"And don't cry, Scarecrow. How many times have I said that this is just a temporary effect of a failed medical experiment, don't end it forever."

"The effect of the failed experiment will last for half a year! You really want to live as a boy, Sakura, don't be too hard on it!! It's better to be a girl!!"

Technician Konoha shed tears again, holding Brother Ying's thigh and crying.

"Shut up, it's so long-winded."

Zilai in the crowd was also ashamed, and his personality was completely masculine. It's really terrible if this goes on!

"Tsunade……"

Jiraiya silently turned his head to look at Hokage-sama who had just rushed over.

"Huh? What's the matter? I don't think there's anything wrong at all, boys are not bad either~"

Tsunade pressed Sakura-brother to his chest, with a satisfied look on his face, apparently having a 'son' made Hokage-sama more proud than having a 'daughter'.

"This is not my Konoha! I want to go back to Miaoshen Mountain!!"

Naruto burst into tears, but unfortunately he was raped by Brother Ying.

"I have said that it will fail soon, don't be endless!"

It's a pity that in contrast to this sentence, a group of young girls surrounded him courteously.

"Sakura, you're sweating, I'll wipe it off for you~"

"This will moisten your throat~"

"Sakura, don't fuss with idiots. Come on, here are my snacks~~"

Naruto was in tears again, Sasuke had no idea, even the charm value of the male version of Sakura was higher than his own, so what kind of trouble is it!

Man... wait a minute, even Sakura, as long as he is a man, he cannot resist this move!

"Sex. Lure!!"

"Ming--ren--! My wife is a woman!!"

So Naruto was educated by violence.

"Tsunade, for Naruto's physical and mental health, please solve this problem quickly."

Jilai also saw Naruto Uzumaki who had turned gray and gray, and thought that if he didn't solve this problem quickly, then he would be sure to explode without the enemy attacking Naruto.

"Tsk, what a pity."

Full of regret, Tsunade recruited her Ninja Beast, and sucked away the excess pheromones from Sakura's body, restoring her to her original appearance.

"Sakura!!"

Kakashi swooped full of emotion, but was kicked by Hokage-sama.

"Even if the one you raised is a big girl now, don't hug her casually."

Jiraai is also eye-catching, what did you do Tsunade when Sakura was in a state just now, don't you mind replaying it!And sure enough, you can restore her at any time, and you deliberately delayed it for so long just to punish Kakashi and Naruto, right?

"It's true, it's great!"

Naruto reached out and touched Sakura's chest, moved to tears.

……

…………

"Whirlpool. Naruto! People!!"

The result was predictably bloody.

In short, when Naruto came back, he had a discussion with his teacher Kakashi, and also learned about Konoha's current situation. He was sad and indignant and found that he was the only one who failed the Chunin exam-even though he already had a shadow level. power.The person who really became a shadow was his good opponent in Sand Ninja Village—Gaara.

"That guy I love Luo turned into a shadow first!"

Naruto was surprised, but there was a hint of understanding that was not surprising.It is not surprising that Gaara will become the leader of Sand Ninja Village with Gaara's strength, he just didn't expect it to be so fast.

"It seems that I am behind again this time, and I will be laughed at by him."

Naruto muttered unwillingly.

"Yeah, he is now the Kazekage of Sand Ninja..."

Haruno Sakura looked in the direction of Sand Ninja Village without a smile on her face.

The S-level ninja red sand scorpion used to be a ninja in the sand ninja village, and later became a member of Akatsuki just like Uchiha Itachi.

It's Akatsuki again.What is Akatsuki?What do you want to do?

[I really hope to see them in full bloom once. 】

[I will take you there next time. 】

Another empty promise that cannot be kept.

It would be nice if we could meet again.I will forget once I see you again, and I will give up when I see you again, as long as it is just one time.

Give me a chance to say, I love you.

The author has something to say: Actually, I really think it’s not bad to become Sakura ALL... Hinata Tian Tianye, Naruto Sasuke bows down at the feet of Sakura, so mighty!