[Hokage] Uncle is yours

I think the Chunin Exams are cursed.So even if Uzumaki Naruto in the distant future has the strength to PK a few Kage-level characters alone, he has not passed the Chunin exam... There are always some reasons to mess up the exam. In the end, he had to go through special means to cross the level and become the first. Jonin.

In this cursed exam, if Naruto Uzumaki is the first cursed candidate and Sasuke is the second cursed candidate, then I must be the third unlucky ghost.Occasionally, I would speculate with great resentment, did the third Hokage have the talent for prediction, so we were put in a group led by the most cursed teacher Hatake Scarecrow?

During this exam, I lost almost everything I valued.

Recalling the whole incident, whether Brother Dou exposed his spy status as Otonin, Sasuke defected to Konoha, or the kid I saved with blood killed many Konoha ninjas I knew, even Orochimaru In fact, Konoha's rebellion was not as good as a fact that gave me a fatal blow - Orochimaru... he turned... into her! ! !

Knowing this fact at the time, after seeing the great transformation in front of my eyes, I could only maintain a bent forward posture in frustration, trembling all over.

How could this be...how could this be...even if you betrayed Konoha, no matter how hard you toss about it, why...why did you change your gender! !

Orochimaru completely ignored my existence, and desperately gave Sasuke a glance. I really couldn't bear this psychological blow, and almost died in the melee because of my restlessness.Until Sasuke was bitten, I finally realized the seriousness of the problem.

When Sasuke lost his mind, his ability to blacken out, and the PK enemy showed his power, my first reaction when I came back to my senses was to lift a huge boulder PIA on his head!

"Sasuke, I don't want you to change your gender!!"

Itachi Uchiha slaughtered the whole family, leaving only one Sasuke just to continue the family business!I heard that transgender people don't have the ability to reproduce, even if he is transgender, how can it be embarrassing for Itachi!

Probably because my roar was so shocking that the mutated Sasuke-kun was shocked, was caught by my PIA, and fell down heroically.Under the violent outburst of my emotions, even after Sasuke fell down, the special effect of keeping the audience silent lasted for 3 minutes.

"terrible……"

Someone murmured, and the sound disappeared instantly when I turned my head.

Don't blame me for being a soldier, I vaguely remember seeing some invincible man somewhere, who became a eunuch in order to practice superb martial arts.I must always be vigilant, and I cannot let Sasuke change his gender in order to become stronger!I am obliged to protect the sex of my companions! !

"Hey, Sakura, what are you talking about? Sasuke... transgender?"

Naruto looked at me blankly.

I stared at him closely, then looked at Sasuke under my feet, and I understood in seconds.

"Naruto, listen, there are still gay people in this world, so even if you and Sasuke are in love, you still have to be a man! Maybe one day you two will be able to reproduce the next generation, so don't Tell Sasuke to change gender! Even if the body is a man, you still have to like Sasuke! Transgender is harmful to physical and mental health, really!"

"—囧!! Sakura!!!"

You don't need to show the appearance of being knocked down by lightning. If you cover up too much, you are admitting it. I understand.

Orochimaru-sama, I can't save him.I can only start with Sasuke at hand, and work hard to prevent him from going down the path of a transvestite.

After a while, I finally knew the reason why Oshemaru-sama changed his gender and kept staring at Sasuke.

Do you believe?I myself don't want to believe my guess, but judging from the various behaviors of Orochimaru and some information I told me before the mutiny, this is indeed true!This unbelievable truth is... Orochimaru changed sex because of Uchiha Itachi!

I remember that Brother Dou once said that Oshemaru-sama once singled out Uchiha Itachi, but later suffered a failure, so he was very interested in Uchiha's power.Thinking about it this way, replace 'single-handed' with 'pursuit', replace 'failure' with 'rejection', and cross out the word strength, isn't the sentence and plot smoother!

Because Uchiha is very strong, Orochimaru is interested, so he used violent means to pursue it to no avail, so he wanted to become a woman!Besides, is there any other reason for a man to become a woman?It's a pity that even being a woman was rejected, and that's why Sasuke came up with the idea!

The more I think about it, the more I feel distressed for Orochimaru. Only Orochimaru can make such a sacrifice for love!

Just as I was making up my mind, the most suspected culprit appeared—Itachi Uchiha, a man who has become a legend!

I met him in an unimaginable place-the meatball shop.

For a while, I wondered if my eyes were twitching. I kept thinking about the entanglement between the Uchiha family and Orochimaru, so that everyone looked like Itachi.So I walked over and sat across from him, staring at him eating meatballs, intending to see his face from under his bamboo hat.

He looked at me calmly, and turned his head to eat rascally.

"Chihahahaha!"

On the contrary, his companion saw our amused reaction, turned his head and suppressed a smile, trembling.

I just noticed that his companion was wearing a bamboo hat like him, covering his face.

It's too suspicious. Doesn't this kind of dress show that you don't want people to know your identity?Could it be that they are anti-Konoha forces?

But soon I dispelled my doubts, no reactionary force would be so arrogant, come to the street to eat meatballs, right?Looking at their attire, it's obviously a couple's attire, even the rings are a pair, and even the nail polish is the same color.This must be a couple that cannot be accepted by the world. They were hunted down and fled to Konoha, and finally they can relax and eat a ball or something. It is really pitiful.

"Sorry, I'm sorry, I thought someone I knew was staring at you. As an apology, I'll buy you meatballs."

I hasten to apologize.

"Haha...cough cough. The meatballs are free, only he likes to eat sweet things that are so boring. Isn't there anything else delicious here?"

I thought for a while: "Well, if you don't mind, you can try this, the fried stinky tofu I bought when I passed by."

The big man wearing a bamboo hat didn't mind taking it and ate it, and I finally felt relieved.Sure enough, I was thinking too much. If they are really Konoha's enemies, they will definitely be afraid of poisonous things, so they should be on guard at all times.

We chatted very casually. It should be said that I was mainly chatting with the big guy. The man who looked like Itachi didn't talk at all, but just listened to us quietly.Probably because of strangers, it is easy to reveal the depression in each other's hearts.

"The current job is very difficult, and I have to travel to different places frequently. It's nothing to be displaced, and I don't even pay any transportation expenses. I earn it all by myself." The big man complained to me.

"It's too dark! You should protest and apply for the travel reimbursement system!" I was outraged.

"What's the use of that? The financial power is in the hands of a stingy guy. If you ask him for money, you have to pay him interest! How can I afford it!"

"Bosses in this world are like this... Hey." I sighed in agreement, "It's like we give a little bit of the task fee every time we apply, and the money we get from completing the task is a certain share, and the extra part It’s as if it’s all handed over to the village. Who made us wage earners, and the surplus value is in the hands of the senior management!”

"I went there at the beginning because the boss poached me personally and gave me a good blueprint for the future." The big man drank his saliva and said, "There are still many problems in the actual work, and my brain is not very good, and I am often fooled around. Hard work."

"It doesn't matter, it's actually taking advantage of a loss. Your personality is the most trusted by the boss." I praised, "The boss is most afraid of people with unique abilities and ideas. I'm afraid that this person will change jobs or take control of the company and take up all the business." of."

The big man deliberately turned his head to look at the Itachi-like man, and laughed again.

I looked at the man in silence, I guess he is the type of jealous talent, the boss of their company may not trust him, right?

We chatted for a while, and during the conversation, I deeply understood the cruelty of reality, the fierce competition, and the fact that this society is very difficult to mix.

"Little girl, you are young, but your conversation is old-fashioned." The big man couldn't help but sigh.

"Being forced, who made my companion... well, I won't mention it."

"what happened?"

The man who looked like Itachi spoke for the first time, and his voice didn't sound like Itachi... The Itachi in his memory still had the voice of a boy, but this man sounded like a loud bell with a deep lingering sound in his voice.

I can't say it too bluntly, but I described it very implicitly that my two companions have become a pair of good friends, and now the relationship is not going well.It happened that an old man who had changed his gender appeared, and he tried to get one of them to change his gender with him.

"How can someone be so perverted!" the big man sighed.

"No, you can't say that people are abnormal. Everyone's pursuit is different. There must be a reason for that person to do so."

I think, I probably like Master Orochimaru.

Even though what he pursues is different from mine, even though he is Konoha's traitor, even though he is said to be a pervert, even though he changed his gender in order to chase the man I fell in love with... I think, I still like him.

Just like senior Hongdou was attacked by snake venom, he still calls him a teacher.

No matter what he is, in the eyes of others, even if he has changed in my own heart, I still like him.

It's like someone killed my own family and left without any regrets. To this day, I still miss such a young man.

It is impossible for me to forget that there was a person who used to watch Ye Lixiang with me, and there was a person who used ninjutsu regardless of his own body in order to save others.

How can I forget the gorgeous scene when the breeze blows and the petals of the evening primrose are scattered?

"Girl," said the big man.

"Yeah." I lowered my head and let the tears drip on the table.

But, it's over before it even started.

I left without understanding.

Be it Orochimaru or Senior Brother Dou, they all left without looking back just like the young man who left that day.

I can't do anything, I haven't said anything yet, I'm... always so dull.

It wasn't until things were irreversible that I realized that everything was a thing of the past.

"Some things are helpless, there is no way."

The big man reached out and stroked my hair and said.

"Ah."

The ferret-like man stood up and left.

The big guy looked at me and finally stood up and followed.

I don't have the courage to confirm whether that is Uchiha Itachi.

I could only lie on the table and cry, crying until I couldn't breathe.

Until someone came to tell me that Konoha was invaded by outsiders, and the intruder was Uchiha Itachi.

Itachi's goal was Naruto Uzumaki, but he failed.

He wounded his younger brother and drifted away with a group of ninjas who stopped him.

Kakashi fell into the illusion of Uchiha Sharingan and was still in a coma in the dream.

I think that the boy who went away will finally leave forever in my heart.

I no longer reach out to catch the phantoms of the past, never will.