After transmigrating into a scum attack, I rely on my ability to clean up [Quick Transmigration]

Jiang Yizhou blushed from being teased by Su Yiyu, but he still hugged his neck and did not let go.

"What's the matter? Brother really wants to measure your waistline?" Su Yiyu bit the lip in front of her eyes and rubbed it for a while, "But I can't do it today, you have to catch up with the announcement tomorrow!"

Speaking of Jiang Yizhou's posture on his body, he got up and put him on the bed opposite him, leaned down and kissed him for a while, then got up straight and prepared to go back to his bed to play games.

That's right, he let others rest, but he was ready to have a happy chug.

Unfortunately, his idea didn't work out. Before he could take a step, he was grabbed by the corner of his clothes, "I want to sleep with you!"

"How to sleep?" Su Yiyu looked at the two 1.2-meter small beds and fell into deep thought. Yesterday, I stayed in a hotel because of a rush of time, so I had the opportunity to share the bed with two people, but today... two How can a big man over 1.8 meters squeeze out of this poor little bed?

"Sleep by yourself, the bed is too small."

"No, I'm going to sleep with you!"

It's on your face, isn't it!It's on your face, isn't it!If you're not stubborn, you don't even know how he got the title of Boss Su... "That's all right, which bed do you sleep in?"

"Sleep with you, you carry me over there." Jiang Yizhou sat cross-legged on the bed and opened his arms to Su Yiyu.

There is no way, the boyfriend I found, just hug him, although he stretched out his hands honestly to hug him, but Su Yiyu still disgusted him to death, "Tell me about you, the big bad wolf on the stage, but the big wolf off the stage A little sheep, good luck!"

"cut!"

Jiang Yizhou ignored him, and rolled into the bed after being put on the bed, "Come up to sleep! I have to get up early tomorrow morning!"

"I got it, I got it!" Knowing that there was no way to play games tonight, Su Yiyu went to the door, turned off the light, and lay down on her side.

"Go to the side, you squeeze me to death!"

"I'll fall off if I step back, you don't know how small this bed is!" Su Yiyu helplessly grabbed the hand that kept pushing him away, "Hurry up and sleep, stop making trouble!"

"But I'm so crowded, I can't sleep!"

Su Yiyu sighed, and hugged him into his arms, "Then I will hug you, don't squeeze, go to sleep."

But beside him was a small worker, "I want to eat an apple, go and peel an apple for me."

"...Sleep!" What apples to eat in the middle of the night, tossing around!

"Then you kiss me!"

Su Yiyu had no choice but moved forward.

The lips of the two people rubbed against each other slowly for a while, and then with Su Yiyu's soft "open mouth", Jiang Yizhou opened his mouth in a daze, just in time for Su Yiyu to drive straight in and dance with his tongue.

Fortunately, there were three drunks sleeping soundly in the next room, otherwise they should have wondered why there was a sound of sizzling water in the middle room.

Su Yiyu kissed fiercely for a while, until he felt the body of the person on his body go limp, then he let go of his little tongue, which he had held for a long time, and let Jiang Yizhou lie on his body to breathe.

"Now I can sleep!"

"Ah."

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As soon as the next day was dawn, Su Yiyu felt a rustling sound coming from his side, and then he felt someone coming out of his arms lightly. He forced his hazy eyes to open, and saw a boy sitting beside him in clothes. , "Are you leaving?"

"Well, go to bed, it's still early!" Even though he said that, he still stood there after getting dressed.

Su Yiyu had no choice but to prop himself up and hug Jiang Yizhou's body, "Come back early, I'll wait for you at home."

After speaking, he added a 3-minute kiss, and then he let go of him satisfactorily, and went out to make money.

When Su Yiyu was full of sleep and went to look for food, it happened that Huo Yan who was in the next room was also going out to look for food.

"Yiyu, do you know how to cook?" Huo Yan propped his head on the chicken nest, his eyes full of hope.

Su Yiyu raised his eyebrows and spread his hands, "Look at me, do I look like someone who can cook?"

"That's right, no one can count on you."

Huo Yan also doesn't know how to cook, the two of them stood in the kitchen, stared at the ingredients in the refrigerator for a while, and finally happily decided to order takeaway.

"By the way, brother Gang Yu called me and asked us to live broadcast for a while in the afternoon."

Because Jiang Yizhou went out to shoot a pictorial, and Shen Bocan and Xu Haoyu recently participated in the filming of a TV series, he and Huo Yan were the only two left-behind children left at home, and Yu Wen, the slave owner, asked him to do a live broadcast.

Su Yiyu knocked on the clean lunch box, "Okay, anyway, I also play games, then you answer the questions, and I play games!"

"Okay, then I'll post a Weibo to say, start at three o'clock, okay?"

"Ah."

Because the time and place of the live broadcast were posted on Weibo in advance, before the two of them started the broadcast, countless viewers waited for them. As soon as the two of them started the live broadcast, they received a series of messages to enter the room, and they reached 100 in a short while. There were ten thousand people, and the bullet screens were one after another, making Huo Yan in front of the screen dizzy.

[The wait is finally here, brother, here I come! ! ! 】

[How can there be such a good-looking person, as soon as he enters the live broadcast room, he sees my handsome face, awsl]

[What time is the live broadcast until? ? ? 】

"When will the live broadcast last?" Huo Yan turned to look at Su Yiyu, who was addicted to the game, "Yiyu, how long is the live broadcast?"

With the gunshots, the people in front of the computer didn't turn their heads, "How long? How many people are there in the live broadcast room now?"

"Let me see, there are 145 million people."

"Then it will be broadcast when it reaches 150 million people." He said and showed a smiling face towards the camera, which is a vicious face in the eyes of fans.

For a while, the barrage didn't know what to post. Many fans who came in were also stunned. Seeing the rising number of viewers, they felt extremely nervous. Should I go out?But I want to see my brother?

[Sure enough, Boss Su is a man with a unique style of painting! 】

[I can't wait for the number of people in my live broadcast room to increase quickly, it's good to be here, please don't come in! ! ! 】

In the end, Huo Yan couldn't stand it any longer, and changed the subject, "We're just here to chat with you, if you have any questions, you can ask them!"

[Can you ask anything? 】

[Is my brother's first kiss still there?Is your first love still there? 】

Probably fans are interested in the idol's love life, a bullet screen is sent out, and the following are all asking if they have ever been in a relationship or kissed.

Huo Yan is easy to say, he has joined Xingyao as a trainee since junior high school, and his time has been completely occupied by practice and study, so that he has been single until now.

"Yiyu, are your first love and first kiss still there?"

"First love and first kiss?" Su Yiyu stared at the computer screen and there was nothing to say, which aroused the hearts of the audience in the live broadcast room, including Jiang Yizhou who was watching the live broadcast with his trumpet.

It wasn't until Su Yiyu finished playing the game that he slid the gaming chair to the live camera, and he saw a big face on the screen, causing the barrage to frantically read "I'm done!!"

The provocative and unaware boy smiled slightly, but the words he uttered broke the hearts of the fans, "The first kiss is long gone!"

【What? 】

[Did I hear wrong? 】

[This is impossible, I don't accept the reality! ! ! ! 】

Huo Yan next to him was almost driven crazy by Su Yiyu's astonishing speech. He glanced at the frantically vibrating mobile phone and was at a loss. He didn't need to look to know that it was Brother Yu's call. Not good.

What's even more frightening is that the person next to him is still uttering wild words, "It's gone long ago, it was gone when I was very young."

[Who has my cub been defiled by! ! 】

[You are only 19 years old and you lost your first kiss? ? 】

[Puppy love, are you kidding me, idols can still have puppy love! ! ! 】

Seeing the uncontrollable posture in the live broadcast room, Huo Yan's already big eyes opened even wider. He pulled Su Yiyu, who was having a good time, and wanted him to say a few words less.

It's a pity that Su Yiyu didn't care about him at all, and happily interacted with the barrage, "You ask who I gave my first kiss to? I think you all should know!"

Know?Just when everyone thought they knew a shocking secret about the youngest of the LE boy group, the handsome guy in front of the screen raised a charming smile, parted his thin lips lightly, and spit out two words, "Nipple."

【……】

【……】

【……】

"Hahaha" Su Yiyu was laughing like crazy, it feels so good to have fooled more than 100 million people.

Before the audience complained about him, he smiled again, "Oh, 150 million is here, see you next time!"

...... 150 million viewers looked at the blacked-out live broadcast room with confused faces, 150 million fans wondered what kind of sand sculpture they were fans of, and 150 million netizens wanted to strangle that pippi dog that waved into the sky.

As soon as Su Yiyu was off the live broadcast, Yu Wen's series of fatal calls came over, "Su Yiyu, you have grown up, you dare to joke about falling in love!!! You don't take the company seriously! Do you Don’t take me seriously! Don’t you want to be in the entertainment industry anymore!!!”

"I……"

"What about me, I beg you, don't cause trouble, okay, next time you broadcast live, you will fasten your belt mouth for me, it is best not to say a word, and quickly post a Weibo Clarify, little bastard, can’t you let me have a good rest! Ahh!!!”

It wasn't until Yu Wen let out his breath and hung up the phone that Su Yiyu took a breath, paralyzed on Huo Yan and couldn't get up, "Brother, I feel that my spirit has suffered huge magical damage."

"Okay, I'll let you go." Huo Yan moved his head away from his shoulders, looked at his watch, and found that it was time to pick up Shen Bocan, so he picked up the car key on the table, "I'm going to pick up Bocan, you go?"

"No." He just wanted to sleep well and comfort his wounded little heart.

As soon as Huo Yan went out, he was left alone at home, but before he could lie comfortably on the bed, there was a loud noise at the door, followed by angry footsteps.

"boom"

Su Yiyu sat on the bed, looked blankly at the angry Jiang Yizhou, "What's the matter? Who messed with you again?"

Who messed with him?

Thinking of what Su Yiyu said in the live broadcast room today, his eyes were red, but he only saw Su Yiyu saying that his first kiss was long gone, and the staff behind him called him to start the shooting, so he didn't have time to watch it, which made him anxious to finish the shooting I rushed back.

Jiang Yizhou came over and pressed on Su Yiyu, pinching his neck, "Tell me, who did you kiss for the first time, who was your first love? Didn't you say that you have never been in love?" He felt wronged while talking, Obviously this person said that he was in love for the first time when he was chasing him, but he didn't expect that he would dare to live broadcast in front of the audience on the whole network.

Hearing Jiang Yizhou's complaint, Su Yiyu finally understood what he was angry about.

Regardless of Jiang Yizhou still pinching his neck, he hugged the person on his body, "My first love, I gave it to a boss."

"Boss?"

"That's right, that boss is very fierce. He pressed my body and pinched my neck. His face was so fierce that I was really scared."

If you still don't understand who Su Yiyu is talking about by this time, Jiang Yizhou is really a fool. He silently let go of the hand that was pinching Su Yiyu's neck, and said in a puzzled tone, "You didn't lie to me?"

"You haven't watched the live broadcast, have you?" Su Yiyu kissed the angry little mouth, "I was joking, if you don't believe me, watch the replay, I just made a joke." As he spoke, he handed the phone to Jiang Yizhou.

Seeing Jiang Yizhou's small face watching the live broadcast seriously, Su Yiyu couldn't help but rubbed his hair, feeling the soft hair under his hands, "Do you care so much about my first love and first kiss?"

"No, that's right, I just feel uncomfortable."

"is it?"

Su Yiyu gently kissed the red lips in front of her eyes, and pulled them a few times with her teeth, until Jiang Yizhou let go of the phone in his hand, hugged his neck, and immersed himself in the activity between the lips and teeth.

After a while, the two let go of each other with light breaths, foreheads against foreheads.

Su Yiyu chuckled a few times, "I read an article before, saying that the cells on the human mouth will shed a layer every day, so the first kiss every day is the first kiss." He kissed Jiang Yizhou Fan again With watery red lips, "From now on, I will give you my first kiss every day, okay?"

"……it is good"