The south of the mountain and the north of the water are the sun

Su Shuibei was not in a hurry to wake up Li Weiyang.

Looking at the guy who was still lying in his arms and sleeping deeply, Su Shuibei kissed his forehead, then carefully pulled out his arm from under his body, washed up and prepared breakfast.

Boiled three eggs.

Because I didn't know when the two guys would get up, I didn't help them to bake bread, but I only baked my own.

I baked a ham sausage in the microwave, washed it with a glass of green juice with milk, and ate it simply.

Still looking at Zhang Kaixin's door closed tightly, Su Shuibei didn't go to wake her up, let the two guys relax on the bed, quietly put on his coat, put on his shoes and went out.

When Li Weiyang got up and baked his and Zhang Kaixin's sausage bread and was serving it on the dining table, Zhang Kaixin came out of the bedroom with messy hair.

The hem of the pajamas was tucked into the trousers, and there was a bag at the waist. This girl still looked sloppy.

He wobbled, wobbled, went to the sink to get a toothbrush, squeezed toothpaste, brushed his teeth, and walked to the dining table to take a look.

With a mouthful of foam in his mouth, he asked, "You did all of these?"

"Eggs are boiled in Shuibei." Li Weiyang said with a smile.

"This kid can also boil eggs! It's pretty good, you teach well."

"It's okay, let's make do with it."

"I'm not satisfied. I think my brother was a person who hadn't even washed the bowl." Just after finishing speaking, Zhang Kaixin felt itchy in his nose and sneezed.

The toothpaste foam in his mouth sprayed Li Weiyang all over!

Li Weiyang frowned, disgusted.

"It's not dirty, I brushed my teeth when I went to bed last night." Zhang Kaixin said, quickly took two paper towels from the table, and hurried up to wipe the foam on Li Weiyang's body with a toothbrush in his mouth.

Oops!

Why is it always itchy in the nose!

It's over!I can't control it anymore!

Ah - autumn!

Zhang Kaixin sneezed again, the toothbrush fell out of her mouth, and the toothpaste sprayed Li Weiyang's face.

collapse!

Live without love!

Li Weiyang stood there, trying to wipe the foam off his face with his hands, but felt disgusted, and didn't know what to do for a while.

Zhang Kaixin had sharp eyesight and quick hands, and took the paper towel that had just wiped the clothes and pressed it to Li Weiyang's face and rubbed it back and forth.

Li Weiyang's expression was distorted.

"Okay, it's clean, it's just toothpaste, it's not saliva, it's a trivial matter." After Zhang Kaixin said, she picked up her toothbrush from the ground, and stuffed it into her mouth without rushing it.

Brush your teeth as if nothing had happened.

"What are you doing? Why are you following me?" Seeing Li Weiyang following him to the washstand, Zhang Kaixin asked him with a glare.

"I wash my hands and face."

"you dislike me!"

"Of course I despise you!"

These words made Zhang Kaixin furious, she brushed her teeth in the mirror, her eyes were full of contempt and disdain.

After Li Weiyang finished washing his face, he just wiped his face with a towel.

"flutter--"

Now she deliberately spit the foam on Li Weiyang's face!

"You have to get used to it." Zhang Kaixin raised her eyebrows, speaking casually.

"I'm used to what your saliva is doing!"

"Your words are disgusting. Toothpaste foam, soap foam, shampoo foam, shower gel foam, and facial cleanser foam are all foam. Why do you treat them differently! I have to treat you today."

"What are you doing!" Seeing Zhang Kaixin pursed her mouth again, Li Weiyang quickly raised his hand to cover it.

"What I'm most afraid of is becoming hypocritical. Do you know what the signs of getting old are? It's not that your spirit is so different from the past, and it's not that you have one or two wrinkles. It's that you make a lot of fuss about a little thing! Sesame mung bean big broken Things, you have to make a big fuss and make the family restless! I don't want to be friends with the elderly."

"Of course we're not friends, I'm your brother."

"It's all the same, you can wash it off after 3 minutes."

"I'll call you sister, okay?"

Zhang Kaixin pursed her mouth again, and Li Weiyang hurriedly begged for mercy, "Okay, 3 minutes, 3 minutes."

"Small."

Li Weiyang stared at the minute hand on the wall at the door of the bathroom and turned it three times. Seeing that Zhang Kaixin had also finished washing, he asked pitifully, "I can wash my face now."

"Let's wash."

Li Weiyang hurriedly squeezed on facial cleanser and washed it twice. He wanted to smell his hands, but seeing Zhang Kaixin's frightening eyes, he put down his raised hands.

In fact, girls in Zhang Kaixin's age group love beauty.

It is understandable and understandable to apply powder to draw eyebrows.

But Li Weiyang really didn't understand why this girl put on lipstick before breakfast!

"Using lipstick as a dipping sauce?"

But he knew that if he asked rashly, he would definitely not escape Zhang Kaixin's reply.

Taunting her is asking for trouble, so Li Weiyang is just muttering in his heart.

After eating the egg sausage, looking at Zhang Kaixin's lips, the color of lipstick was indeed missing.

The kid couldn't help laughing.

"why are you laughing?"

"No...it's nothing, I was thinking, where shall we go after dinner?"

"I can't go out in the morning, I have to put home and do my homework."

"I heard that right, Zhang Kaixin! You said you were going to do your homework at home?"

"I'm already a senior in high school. Brother, no, sister-in-law, I know the importance of studying! I also know the mission on my shoulders. Do you know what it means to be a senior in high school? It means the hope of the country! It means the pillar of the country! In order to contribute to our society in the future and become an excellent screw, I must write this morning! Do! Work!" The girl seemed to be reciting.

"Okay, okay, I won't disturb you. The small study will be yours after dinner later."

"The small study has no door, and it makes no difference whether there is one or not."

"I read. I don't watch TV or my phone while you're doing your homework, so it's okay."

"OK"

Zhang Kaixin said it seriously, and she really has an attitude that puts learning first!

But the girl didn't read a single page of the book, and didn't write a single line in the notebook, so she picked up the nail clippers on the corner of the desk and trimmed her nails.

Li Weiyang, who was reading a book, raised his head upon hearing the sound and reminded, "What can you learn if you distract yourself like this."

"The fingernails hurt my hands, and I can't write."

"Your nails are going to get embedded in the flesh!"

"Why are you staring at me all the time! Let's read your book!" Zhang Kaixin put the nail clippers back where they were, and took out a set of test papers solemnly.

After doing no two multiple-choice questions, the girl picked up the phone again, "Oh, I have a headache."

"You have so many little tricks, you don't have any patience." Li Weiyang mocked.

"You talk so much nonsense, you have nothing serious to do."

"Hurry up and finish your homework. Good afternoon, let's go out and relax together. If you procrastinate like this, the whole day will be wasted."

"Hey! You said that our school is simply perverted! There are tasks every day! You have to check in in the class group every day! It's hard to take a vacation! The pressure of senior high school students is already high, and the learning tasks are already heavy. Take a vacation to rest What's wrong! Just ask what's wrong with rest!" The girl complained.

"Didn't you just talk about the hope of the country's pillars and society, why are you suffering a little bit now?"

Zhang Kaixin sighed, threw the paper on the desk, and scratched heavily on the exercise book.

The sound of brushing can be heard to tell that the handwriting is illegible.

Zhang Kaixin's procrastination is still a bit serious. Just two test papers, just a few lines of copying, complaining, digging here and there from time to time, scrolling Weibo, watching Douyin, procrastinating until noon At twelve o'clock, it was finally finished.

It is said that it is completed, and most of the multiple-choice questions are empty.

I want to wait for the answer and copy it together.

The big topic is also a shorthand that can be shortened, and those that can't be written are not written.

The original question can be found on the Internet, but this girl definitely did not do it herself.

Coping with errands was fully demonstrated by this stinky girl.

Li Weiyang originally wanted to check Zhang Kaixin's homework, but when the boy saw those test papers, he realized that he no longer knew anything.

Frustrated!

It's been so many years since I graduated, but I'm still living under the illusion that I'm in the third year of high school.

I used to think that I knew everything and knew everything, but now I am an idiot when faced with these questions in the third year of high school.

Not to mention that the current questions are much more difficult than when I was in my third year of high school. Even if they are of the same difficulty, since I haven't solved the exercises these years, my ability to do the questions has long since degraded!

Pretentiously flipping through it, I couldn't say anything wrong except "scribbled handwriting" and "not serious".

Not wanting to say more, afraid of being ridiculed, Li Weiyang hurriedly changed the subject and asked, "What do you want for lunch, I'll cook."

"You can't do what I want to eat."

"Then you really underestimated me. If I don't do it now, I still have cooking skills."

"You don't need capital to talk big, and it's already past 12 o'clock. My brother will be off work after you finish the meal. Well...how about I treat you to something delicious for lunch today."

"What's delicious?"

"Do you want to try that stinky tofu I ate yesterday!"

"Do not want to."

"No, you want to! Just wait, I'll order a takeaway." While talking, Zhang Kaixin opened the app, "Let me take a look, the old Beijing belly... This national chain, anyway, the taste of ours is very delicious. Not bad...Two servings of fried dough sticks, plus two servings of fried dough sticks, their fried dough sticks are simply outstanding!"

Li Weiyang just watched and nodded in doubt. Since he hadn't eaten it yet, he didn't comment.

"Just order one portion of stinky tofu." Seeing that Zhang Kaixin added 2, Li Weiyang hurriedly stopped him.

"Two servings! You can't finish it, but I can finish two servings myself! They also have roasted cold noodles. Have you ever eaten roasted cold noodles?"

"I have eaten Malatang." Li Weiyang replied with a smile.

"I haven't eaten anything, it's a waste of time! Add a cold noodle...fingerbread, add spicy strips...well, these are almost enough."

"Is it delicious? It doesn't conflict with the medicine I drink."

"No conflict! You can taste it when it comes."

Li Weiyang nodded, turned on the TV, and nestled in the sofa with Zhang Kaixin to wait.

Because it happened to be the peak time for lunch, the takeaway delivery was a bit slow.

Li Weiyang was really hungry, so he went to wash an apple and eat it to fill his stomach first.

Watching Li Weiyang eat, of course Zhang Kaixin couldn't take it anymore, she snatched the apple that Li Weiyang had bitten into, and kicked Li Weiyang off the sofa, telling him to wash another one.

Although he was not happy, Zhang Kaixin had already eaten a few mouthfuls of that apple, and the matter had come to an end, so he didn't care about it with that girl.

The apples were finished eating, and the TV series was over, until after one o'clock, the takeaway hadn't been delivered yet!

"If I had done this myself, we would have been full by now." Li Weiyang was so hungry that he had no strength to speak.

"There are still 900 meters, we will be there soon."

The two guys stared pitifully at the screen of the mobile phone, and at the delivery man moving in towards them little by little.

Can't wait.