Jianghu are all masters

125.

It was planned to have a good night of sword learning, but it was completely ruined by this fat pigeon with a stuck head.

Zhang Xiaoyuan couldn't breathe from laughing, and the more he laughed, the more vigorously the fat pigeon kicked its short legs, desperately trying to pull its neck inward.

He never thought that a pigeon could be so fat and stupid. He laughed so hard that his hands shook. He really couldn't help the fat pigeon get its head out, so he had to turn his head and look at the big brother, wanting to ask Lu Zhaoming for help.

Lu Zhaoming seemed a little unhappy.

The pigeon cage is made of wood, and the gap between them is not too big. I don’t know how the fat pigeon stuffed its head into the gap. If it is broken hard, the wooden thorn may stab the fat pigeon’s neck. As a bad policy, they should think of other ways.

Then Zhang Xiaoyuan saw Lu Zhaoming pull out the dagger.

Zhang Xiaoyuan panicked for a while: "Brother! What do you want to do!"

Lu Zhaoming did not speak. He looked at the size of the pigeon cage, tentatively stuck the dagger into the gap in the fence of the pigeon cage, ignored the terrified cooing of the fat pigeon, and tried to push the wooden bar out. wear off.

The dagger he carried with him was given to him by She Shuyi when he was weak. The neck is stuck between the two wooden bars, and if his hand is slightly unsteady, it will definitely cut the fat pigeon's neck.

If this is not done well... then it will really be a bloody case of decapitation.

Even if Lu Zhaoming practiced swords all the time, his hands should have been extremely stable, but he only dared to grind the wooden bar carefully with the dagger, for fear that something might happen if he was not careful.

Zhang Xiaoyuan was extremely nervous.

He squatted beside Lu Zhaoming, staring at Lu Zhaoming's hands, seeing that Lu Zhaoming carefully broke a few wooden sticks, and finally rescued the fat pigeon.

Zhang Xiaoyuan breathed a sigh of relief.

The stuck fat pigeon was finally rescued, but the cage was also destroyed.

They can't just throw fat pigeons in the house or in the yard. Even if it is fat, it is still a pigeon that can fly, or a bird with a straight gut. A dip in bird droppings would be enough for them.

It's just that the sky is over, and I want to go out to buy a birdcage at this time... Obviously I can't find it.

Zhang Xiaoyuan couldn't help feeling a little distressed.

He looked at the elder brother, and wanted to ask the elder brother what to do now, but Lu Zhaoming had already opened the pigeon cage and reached out to grab the pigeon out. The pigeon was so frightened that it flapped its wings desperately, but it still couldn't get out of his hands. disengage.

Lu Zhaoming found a small string, tied it to Fat Pigeon's feet, and tied the other end of the string to the table leg.

Fat Pigeon: "Cuckoo?"

Zhang Xiaoyuan was also startled: "Elder brother?"

Lu Zhaoming looked calm and indifferent, and said, "Prevent him from flying away."

Looking at his face, Zhang Xiaoyuan always felt that he seemed to be avenging himself.

The fat pigeon didn't notice it, Lu Zhaoming put it down, and it flew away from Lu Zhaoming's side with its short legs, the rope was wrapped around the table leg, and it restrained itself.

Zhang Xiaoyuan: "Maybe I will go out and buy a pigeon coop tomorrow."

Lu Zhaoming patted his hands expressionlessly and said, "Memorize the sword manual first."

Zhang Xiaoyuan: "..."

No, he is not angry anymore, can he stop reading the sword manual?

126.

Zhang Xiaoyuan turned on the lamp to fight at night, and within one night, he read the sword manual after five pages.

For him, this is really a gratifying progress.

He Fang fell asleep before the third shift, and was woken up by the cooing of the fat pigeon at dawn. The pigeon was hungry. When the shopkeeper gave him the pigeon yesterday, he also gave him a lot of food for the pigeon. After telling him the pigeon's food intake, Zhang Xiaoyuan halved the portion without hesitation and put it in front of the fat pigeon. When he turned around, he saw that Lu Zhaoming had already got up, and seemed to be practicing sword in the courtyard.

Not only Lu Zhaoming, but also Hua Liuque got up, yawned and carried the copper washbasin to fetch water in the yard, and when he saw Zhang Xiaoyuan, he smiled at him as a greeting, and then went back to the house with the copper basin in his arms , Jiang Jianyu was still resting, standing in the courtyard and listening to his snoring, it was deafening, but Zhang Xiaoyuan was drowsy, leaning on the porch, he was immune to the second senior brother's cry, and took a nap on the porch.

When he woke up again, it was already broad daylight. He had slept for too long, and his posture was wrong. Now his neck and back were hurting. He rubbed his back and found that Hua Liuque was sitting not far away, looking at the sword manual. And Jiang Jianyu also got up at some time, he was talking to some strange faces by the gate of the courtyard, as if answering their questions about getting started.

The senior brother's performance on the Sword Discourse Arena that day was too dazzling, Zhang Xiaoyuan felt that those people should want to come to apprentice.

He yawned again, turned his head again, and at a glance saw that kind of fat pigeon that was as fat as a broiler flapping its wings and flying into the air, flapping its small wings and landing directly on Jiang Jianyu's shoulder.

Jiang Jianyu was telling those people about Wang Henian's glorious past, he was taken aback, the next moment when Lu Zhaoming's sword arrived, Fat Pigeon stared and jumped up in fright, rubbed off a few feathers, and floated casually All eyes fell on Jiang Jianyu.

Zhang Xiaoyuan was stunned, and couldn't help asking Hua Liuque beside him: "What are you doing, senior brother?!"

Hualiuque said: "I'm trying to lose weight for your fat chicken."

Zhang Xiaoyuan: "Huh?"

"That fat chicken of yours doesn't fly or move when no one is chasing it. The senior brother said that he is just about to practice swords, and it's easy." Hua Liuque turned over a page of the sword manual, yawned, and said, " I don't understand why he has such a bad temper today."

Zhang Xiaoyuan: "..."

Zhang Xiaoyuan turned his head to look at Jiang Jianyu by the courtyard gate, and the young people standing beside him who wanted to get started.

Everyone's eyes were on Lu Zhaoming and the big fat pigeon, and when they heard the conversation between Hua Liuque and Zhang Xiaoyuan, a few people turned their eyes back and looked at them blankly, as if they didn't understand the two of them. the words said.

Zhang Xiaoyuan couldn't help being a little ashamed.

So many people are watching here, but Hualiuque said that his carrier pigeon...is a big fat chicken!

How does this make these people think about this matter?Their senior brother, who is so heroic and has world-class martial arts, actually chased a fat chicken in the courtyard. This is... too embarrassing, right? !

Zhang Xiaoyuan took a deep breath, and tried his best to hint to Hualiuque: "I told you, it's my pigeon!"

Even the pigeons of the young disciples in the sect can be raised so fat, the newcomers will feel that their master is rich and have no worries about food and clothing.

But Hua Liuque raised her eyes slightly, looked at Zhang Xiaoyuan, and said: "I think you can deliver letters with the chicken in the kitchen, which is more reliable than that fat pigeon."

Zhang Xiaoyuan: "..."

Zhang Xiaoyuan looked into the courtyard, and the fat pigeon flapped its wings a few times before jumping up a few steps. It seemed to be so fat that it couldn't fly. Zhang Xiaoyuan couldn't help but grit his teeth. He always thought that Hualiuque was a person who knew how to read words and colors. Why? At such a time today, he suddenly didn't understand anything.

That's it.

Anyway, Hualiuque said that the chickens in the kitchen are more reliable than fat pigeons, which is equivalent to telling these people...their master can still raise chickens!

Although the result was barely strong, it was not so bad that it would drive people away immediately.

Zhang Xiaoyuan took a deep breath, feeling that as a disciple under his master, he had fulfilled his duty as a disciple.

But those who came to ask Jiang Jianyu about getting started still stared blankly at Lu Zhaoming and the pigeons running around on the ground with two short legs.

They seemed unable to ask a single question.

Not only that, but the person standing at the end even took a step back silently, as if he had already retreated in his heart, and when Jiang Jianyu wasn't paying attention, he would sneak away with oil on his feet.

Of course Jiang Jianyu was also aware of it. He bit the bullet and wanted to explain, but he could only hold back a sentence after a long while: "It's just... just a joke!"

After he finished speaking, he saw the young man who had retreated silently took another step back.

Jiang Jianyu blurted out subconsciously, and said: "It was just an accident, this chicken is too fat... no, this pigeon is too fragrant... nor... this is just a little game for leisure!"

He watched helplessly as the last man took a few steps back, bowed to him, and said, "Jiang Shaoxia, I still have something to do!"

After saying this, the man ran away with oil on his feet.

Zhang Xiaoyuan stared blankly at the top of the man's head, and just happened to utter a few large characters.

"What kind of strange sect is this?"

"Such a stupid game"

"Farewell!"

Zhang Xiaoyuan: "..."

127.

Most of the people surrounding Jiang Jianyu slipped away in an instant, while Lu Zhaoming put his sword back into its sheath. Today's sword training time is over. The poor little Fat Pigeon only ate half of the food today, and was chased for more than an hour. He didn't want to move it anymore by the wall, and Lu Zhaoming wanted to tie it back under the table, so he turned around and asked Zhang Xiaoyuan, "Are you going to buy him a new cage?"

Zhang Xiaoyuan couldn't help nodding.

He hadn't had breakfast yet, the Wulin League had simple steamed buns and noodles for breakfast, he ate some, and then went out with Lu Zhaoming.

Nowadays, most of the rich and gentry have the hobby of raising birds. Bird cages can be bought in many places in the city, but most of those bird cages are for petite and beautiful birds. Zhang Xiaoyuan thinks about the one at home that is as fat as a chicken The pigeons were worried, they walked around twice, Zhang Xiaoyuan felt that these bird cages were too small, finally he thought about it, walked into the vegetable market in humiliation, and exchanged a few copper coins with the chicken seller for a strong chicken cage .

The size of this cage is the gap width that will never get stuck in the neck!

Zhang Xiaoyuan felt that this was the perfect cage for that fat pigeon.

After picking out the cage, it was almost noon, they were supposed to go back to the Wulin League for dinner, but Zhang Xiaoyuan was thinking about the roasted pigeon he didn't eat last night, no matter what, he must take Lu Zhaoming to have a look.

He had asked Hualiuque about the location of the restaurant, it was also a restaurant, but this restaurant is famous for all kinds of dishes made with meat pigeons, and there are even dishes such as whole pigeon feast, but the price is expensive, they Should not be able to afford it.

Lu Zhaoming never had any objections to him. When they arrived at the restaurant, the private room would cost a few taels more for the room. Zhang Xiaoyuan wanted to save this money, so he just found a corner seat on the first floor and wanted to eat then go.

He never expected that he would meet acquaintances here.

It was Cao Zilian, who had trouble walking with his waist supported, and the blond-haired, blue-eyed Ashaner, a barbarian from the Western Regions.

The four looked at each other, except for Lu Zhaoming, they all seemed a little embarrassed.

Cao Zilian was stunned for a moment, and immediately clutched his waist tightly. Lu Zhaoming also recognized who he was, and put one hand on the sword. Cao Zilian couldn't help taking a few steps back and hid beside Ashaner, obviously a little bit in disbelief. Out of fear.

There are so many people in this restaurant, if there is a fight and something breaks, you will have to pay if you fail to keep everything. Zhang Xiaoyuan hurriedly pressed Lu Zhaoming's hand, and hurriedly said: "Elder brother! Don't worry about their sect with only two people!"

Lu Zhaoming paused, and asked doubtfully, "There are only two people?"

He couldn't see the message above Cao Zilian's head, he only knew that this person was a strange person who made a fuss about the martial arts conference, and if it wasn't for the sect of the evil sect, a normal person with a brain would not have made a fuss about the martial arts conference.

He didn't expect that there were only two people in the so-called Illusory Palace.

Cao Zilian visibly paused, turned into anger from embarrassment, and shouted: "Who said there are only two of us!"

Zhang Xiaoyuan looked at the top of his head, only to realize that the number of disciples in the Illusory Palace had indeed changed, and now they have... three people?

Zhang Xiaoyuan: "..."

Why would anyone really join this stupid and strange sect.

Thinking of this, he turned around and saw a burly man walking in from the outside, and said to Cao Zilian in a rough voice: "Master Cao, Elder, this disciple has harnessed the horse and is ready to go."

Zhang Xiaoyuan was taken aback for a moment, wondering what kind of strange title "Elder Ah" is, and then suddenly realized... Wait, this elder brother is probably the new disciple of Youhuan Palace, right? !

Seeing Cao Zilian, the man didn't answer him, but stared at Zhang Xiaoyuan with rounded eyes. He scratched his head, a little puzzled. After thinking for a while, he felt that he had understood the meaning of Cao Zilian's eyes.

With such a look, isn't it because he is thirsty for talents!

He took a step forward and stood in front of Zhang Xiaoyuan, his face full of sincerity.

"Little brother, do you want to enter the palace?" The man said in a rough voice, "Enter my Illusory Palace, the martial arts are croaking!"

Zhang Xiaoyuan stared blankly at him, and a line of words appeared on the man's head with a ding.

"Wu Kui, a junior disciple of the Illusory Palace."

Wu Kui: "You will get a big white horse when you get started! The promotion speed is fast!"

Zhang Xiaoyuan blinked, and the words on the man's head turned up, and then changed into several other words.

"...Apprentice Junior Disciple.

Entry time: two days. "

Zhang Xiaoyuan: "..."

The development of this matter was beyond his expectation. Zhang Xiaoyuan didn't know how to react. He listened blankly to Wu Kui's spitting and spitting introduction of Youhuan Palace. Lu Zhaoming stretched out his hand to protect him behind him. He saw words frantically jumping out from the top of Wu Kui's head.

"I like the neighboring village Shi Cuicui"

"I didn't wash my mouth when I got up early"

"want to marry her"

"Not good enough"

"I forgot to wash my feet last night"

"Never go back to the village until you become famous"

Wu Kui: "Look, our Illusory Palace treats you very well!"

Zhang Xiaoyuan held down his hand.

"Brother Ang, there is no such thing as everything in this world, you have to be brave." Zhang Xiaoyuan said seriously, "If you miss it in your life, it will be too late."

……

Zhang Xiaoyuan watched as Wu Kui, the only disciple of the Illusion Palace, bid farewell to Cao Zilian and Ashaner and resolutely returned home. He sighed in relief, feeling that he had done a good thing to promote the marriage of others.

Then he turned his head and looked at the top of Cao Zilian's head again.

"Cao Zilian, the owner of the Illusory Palace, the number of people in the palace: two."

very nice.

Today is also a day of successfully persuading people to abandon the dark and turn to the light.

Cao Zilian gritted his teeth, clutching his waist, desperately trying to break away from Ashan'er's obstruction, while pulling out the knife at his waist.

"I took two months to accept my disciple!" Cao Zilian yelled at Zhang Xiaoyuan, "Damn you! I want to fight you hard!!!"