Goddess she is reborn

Song Weiwei finished mopping the floor obediently, and lay on the sofa without wanting to puff up (1). Mother Song became angry when she saw her lazy appearance: "Look at you, you can sit and never stand, and you can lie down and never stand." Sitting down, wouldn’t it save you a little effort not to pant? You don’t even have to pant? Honestly tell me how many catties you weigh now!”

Song Weiwei felt that her little heart had been shot by an arrow, and said with a guilty conscience: "It's not a lot..."

Mother Song looked at her suspiciously: "Not many catties? How many catties is not so many catties?"

"It's only about a hundred catties, cough cough." When she said this, Song Weiwei felt a little cowardly.

"Oh, a hundred catties, Song Weiwei, tell your dear mother, how tall are you? How much do you weigh? You can grow up, you can roll away when you are as fat as a ball!" Mother Song Angry and turned on the hate mode.

Song Weiwei: "..."

She turned her head to look at Gu Wenshan, and said with a serious face, "I feel like I might have given it away as a phone bill."

Gu Wenshan pinched her little fat face: "It's okay, if you are fat into a ball, then I will eat myself into a dog, which is a perfect match."

Mother Song ate dog food out of nowhere.

The skills of the old Gu family's teasing girls are indeed passed down in one line, and the methods of coaxing people are all the same.

Dad Gu went out to play mahjong, and he came back at midnight. He has been indifferent to the world for a long time, and his old ambition and passion for revenge have long since turned into soft fingers, and he has retired early. Life is very good, mahjong for fifty cents a handful, and I am very happy after earning a few yuan, with a beaming face.

Seeing Song Weiwei and the others coming home, Papa Gu seemed even happier. He patted Gu Wenshan's back while looking at Song Weiwei, and said with a smile, "Oh, I haven't seen Weiwei for a while, the little girl is even more beautiful now. Whether Wen Shanna is very good or not, she has gained a lot of weight after eating, and she is so healthy hahaha."

Song Weiwei: "..."

Papa Gu's slotting is perfect, he will give you 82 points, and the remaining 666 points will be sent in the form of [-].

Mother Song glanced at her: "See? Your father Gu said you are fat! I have a fitness card with a time limit. If you don't use it, it will be wasted. Remember to take it with you when you leave. I don't want to recognize you next time I meet you." Don't come out with your own daughter."

Song Weiwei was completely defeated by the poisonous mother Song.

Although she seldom came back, her room was still the same as before, the furnishings inside hadn't changed, there wasn't a speck of dust, and it was obvious that it was often cleaned.

"Your mother really loves you." Gu Wenshan sighed.

"Well...she is really the person I love the most in the world."

"What about the second one?" Gu Wenshan gently kissed her face.

"The second is of course Rongman!"

Rong Man grew up with her, and has always supported and accompanied her during her most difficult times. It is tolerable to be barely ranked second. Gu Wenshan then asked: "Third?"

"The third is my male god Sakata Gintoki!"

Am I not as good as Yinshi in feelings?Gu Wenshan was unhappy, and nibbled on her earlobe with gusto: "Weiwei, what about me? Where do I rank in your heart?"

"Mama is a relative, Rongman is a friend, Yinshi is a male god, as for you, a lover, it's different." Song Weiwei hugged her and fell on the bed, "Besides, don't ask me if my mother is with you If I fall into the water, I will save the water first, I can’t swim.”

"Don't ask you, I can swim."

Gu Wenshan bit her earlobe lightly, then stretched out her tongue to lick it twice, Song Weiwei felt uncomfortable being licked by her, so she pushed her away and stood up.

"I, I'm going to take a shower."

This is shy, ah, cute.

Goddess Gu followed her in quietly, startled her, and quickly blocked the door: "Hey, what are you doing here, go out."

"Don't." The Goddess threw away the last exercise group mercilessly, "It's been a day of filming the show, I'm so tired, I want to take a shower too."

"Wait for me to finish washing." Song Weiwei was dumbfounded.

"Wash together." Gu Wenshan said, squeezing past her.

There were two bottles of shower gel and a piece of engraved soap in the bathroom. Gu Wenshan stared at the soap for two seconds, lifted it up, and read it word by word: "Chrysanthemum, flower, brand..."

Song Weiwei: "..."

This is so embarrassing.

Gu Wenshan smiled and put down the soap: "Come on, my concubine, why are you so shy, a spring night is worth a thousand dollars, let's take a bath together."

"Don't wait, this is at home, what if my mother hears it!" Song Weiwei tried to save herself.

"It's okay, they understand."

"It's not that bathroom play, isn't it a bit bad?"

Goddess Gu glanced at her, and turned on the shower head without taking off her clothes.

The warm water sprayed out from the nozzle, wetted her soft long hair, soaked her snow-white clothes, showing a charming elegance.

Song Weiwei's face turned red instantly.

"Old driver, your integrity is really bad. Papa Gu knows he will cry..."

"Come on, be merry, I have a lot of time anyway."

Song Weiwei shut her mouth obediently, and leaned forward.

... A row of river crabs lined up to crawl across ...

The program "To Girlfriends" soon released the episode that Gu Wenshan participated in, which unsurprisingly triggered a big explosion among netizens.

Where there is Goddess Gu, the ratings are booming, and Song Weiwei's film and television fans have accumulated a lot. When a goddess meets a goddess from another field, it is only natural that the fans explode.

At the beginning of the show, Gu Dada, the flower of Gaoling, saved a whole house of figures for Weiwei and shocked all the nerds and nerds. After that, she took care of each other all the time, showing affection all the time, The two were so high-profile that they flew up, and for a while, countless fans of the goddess Xipi, Shanwei, and even Weishan appeared on the Internet.

Many fans were particularly interested in the crooked goddess, and almost got into a fight over whether it was Goddess Gu who was the gong or Song Weiwei who was the gong.

But not long after, all the fans were dumbfounded, because Gu Wenshan posted an X blog.

Gu Wenshan V: At first I wanted to straighten my back and say that I am the kind who attacks the sky, the earth and the air, but I dare not beep under the glaring eyes of my concubine. It is the attack.

etc!Is this the Gu Dada who they know who doesn't show any expressions of emotion or anger, and who dares to keep a cold face in front of CCTV's daddy the whole time!Was my goddess transmigrated by aliens from M78?Did other stars send hackers to steal their account in order to destroy the image of the goddess?This is issued by the studio, right?

Tens of thousands of fans immediately flocked to Gu Wenshan's X blog to post comments asking if Da Da was possessed, and a few minutes later, the goddess Da Da posted another X blog, which almost caused the X blog server to be overwhelmed and collapsed.

Gu Wenshan V: @宋维娟Let's get married.

The author has something to say: I was in a daze when my mother urged me to update the article.

【Gu Wenshan Diary】

I am handsome and cute; I can be cute, I can flirt with girls, I have a reputation in the world, and I guarantee to have enough food.From now on, I will cook the meals, do the housework, earn the money, and you will be the only concubine in my harem. What do you think?

Note (1): drum chrysalis, meaning to move.

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I didn't get the limited exemption this week...I started waiting at [-] o'clock in the morning, but I forgot to read the novel. I applied for it two hours later and found that the seat was full (cover my face)

I will apply again next Sunday, hoping to grab it.