[Hokage] My eldest brother is handsome and splits the sky

When two men are together, they will always face a problem that can never be avoided - who is on top when doing that?Who is down there?

The first time the two confronted this issue was in a small hotel in the Land of Rain.

Fei Jian and Quan Nai went out together because of a mission, and when it was time to rest, Fei Jian reserved one room, and Fei Jian took three jars of wine.

When Quan Nai was pouring wine, Fei Jian didn't think much about it, and drank it accommodatingly, and two and a half jars of the three jars of fine wine fell into his stomach.

When Quan Nai tidied up and took off his outer shirt, Tomona still didn't think much, and obediently raised his arms and legs, allowing him to move.

When Quan Nai tried to touch the guy who should touch him or not, he felt like he wanted to touch him, and he was half sober: "What are you doing?"

Quan Nai's clothes were half off, and she lay on top of him. Hearing this, she raised her head to look at him with red eyes, and smiled charmingly: "What do you think?"

Tobori: "..."

Quanna's hand was still where it shouldn't be.

There was a pause between the leaves for a while, and I felt that I really couldn't bear it.He took a deep breath, lifted the lover off his body, closed his underwear leisurely, and said, "I hope it's not what I thought."

Quan Nai withdrew her hand and didn't mind, just continued to laugh: "What do you think?"

Feijian frowned: "You want..." He searched for a more elegant word to describe it, but when he saw Quan Nai's excited look, he gave up trying and only used the most simple words, "You Want to fuck me?"

Quan Nai smeared wine red on her face, and nodded generously.

There was a stalk in Fei Jian's heart, and he immediately refused in a high-sounding manner: "We are on a mission."

Quanna: "I know."

"Then how do you..."

"Didn't you hint first?"

"what?"

Tobuma didn't respond.

Quan Nai squinted at him, revealing her indescribable amorous feelings: "The two of us, you booked a room..."

There is no expression on the door: "It's full, there is only one room left."

"The capacity for both of us to drink, you took three jars of wine..."

"Drink to warm up, we're going to stay here for a week."

"You never refuse any wine I pour..."

"Isn't it always like this?"

Senna was speechless.

There was silence between the doors.

"I..." Quan Nai's ears were blushing, "I misunderstood."

He remained unmoved: "And you just wanted to fuck me?"

Quan Nai looked at him suspiciously: "Is this the problem?"

There was a tight pain in the chest, and for a moment, he was speechless.

Seeing the expression on the other side, Quan Nai finally realized, and turned pale with shock: "So the problem is here?"

There is no word between the doors.

Quan Nai: "You didn't expect to be suppressed by me?"

Tobuma: What does "unexpectedly" mean?

Quan Nai: "So you have this attitude towards me?"

Tobuma: So what's your attitude towards me?

In the end, the two were relatively silent.

Feijian was helpless: "It's getting late, go to sleep."

Quan Nai was still in shock, and could only nod mechanically: "Oh."

So the two lived in peace and went to sleep.

The second time I faced this problem was when the moon was full and the moon was beautiful.

The two of you and I are rare, the flagpole is erected, ready to go.

but--

After a pause, Quan Nai froze and asked, "Where are you touching?"

There was a pause, all directions were motionless, and he replied, "What do you think?"

"..."

"..."

Really unable to suppress the awkwardness in his heart, Quan Nai immediately stood up: "Go away, get rid of your salty pig hands!"

Even if he is unwilling, Fei Jian still relies on his excellent self-control to do good.

After such a fuss, most of her beautiful thoughts were at rest.Quan Nai pulled the quilt to cover herself, and at the same time stared at the opposite guy vigilantly: "Don't try to suppress me!"

Izuna has learned about the sex between men in particular, and I remember a few points very clearly: the one below is always the weaker side, the one below is particularly vulnerable to injury, the one below is the conquered, and the one below... How could Uchiha Izuna Do the one below?It is impossible to die!

Obviously, Senju Tomona and Uchiha Izuna probably have the same attitude towards this issue.

Quanna: "..."

Tobori: "..."

How about a full moon?What about the beautiful scenery on a good day?Once it hits the barriers of reality, it can only be a mirror in the water, and it is actually vulnerable.

Feijian lowered her head, straightened her clothes, reflected in a deep voice, and changed the subject: "Sex before marriage is not good."

Quan Nai was stunned: "...Huh?"

Feijian: "Clean up, I'll take you home later."

Quanna: "...Oh."

Two flags were erected boldly, only to be lowered silently.

It turns out that avoiding problems can never cure them.

The real solution to the sensitive issue of "who goes up and who goes down" is when two people get married.

That night, Quan Nai made up his mind that if he fails, he will become benevolent. For this reason, he even gave a very practical implementation plan-the overlord will force his bow.

"The reason why all relationships between men and women become problems may be that they are just short of cooking rice." Mito once said to him, and after she finished speaking, she hastily added, "Of course, the parties involved must be consensual. Just do it."

Uchiha's older virgin has no experience and is about to usher in many first times in his life. Quan Nai thinks that Mito's words make sense.

So after the banquet, Quanna and Toika went back to the room together.In the room, Quan Nai poured a few more cups of cooking wine into the room with great intentions, and after helping the drunk man to bed, the long-prepared Sharingan was ready to go.

"Tima—" Quan Nai called out to attract Toma's attention.

He opened his dim and drunken eyes, just in time for a pair of Sharingans that were operating crazily.

When their eyes met, Quan Nai was overjoyed.

"Snapped."

Quanna was startled.

The thousand-hand door on the bed disappeared with such a "pop".

Quanna: "..."

The next moment, a shout of anger resounded through the sky from the wedding room: "Thousands of hands, you actually used shadows to fool me!"

But this matter, from the perspective of Tobuma, it is not the same thing at all.

Regarding the question of "who goes up and who goes down", Toikama is actually much more aware than Quanna.After all, this is an inevitable problem, and sooner or later they will have to face it.And the solution to the problem is actually very simple - as long as one of them takes a step back, everything will be fine.

Look how easy it is!

Ask yourself - yes, how easy it is, just take a step back.

Although this retreat may be a lifetime.

After so many years of being enemies, friends, or lovers with Uchiha Izuna, I couldn't be more clear about Izumi's temperament.Faced with such a hard question of "who goes up and who goes down", can Quanna back down?

Hehe, if he backs down, then this must be a false Izumi.

Tobima-sama is really very enlightened.

A few days before the marriage, he tried his best to convince himself.

On the battlefield, if you continue to fight with your stomach blocked and your intestines blocked, isn't it just being stabbed, stabbed... stabbed in the ass?What's the big deal?Gritting your teeth, isn't it over?

He tried to convince himself.

Even he himself almost believed his words.

but--

Speaking of "but", this is really an unpleasant word. When everything goes well, if such a "but" comes suddenly, it will really make people feel so angry that they want to faint.But from another perspective, when a person gradually slips into the abyss of misfortune, a "but" comes at this time, that is simply the gospel from heaven.

Plans are not as fast as changes, and Qianshou Feijian is very lucky to hope for this "but".

Without digressing, let's continue.

However, on the night of the wedding, things didn't go as smoothly as Qianshou Feijian expected.Of course, it is far from Uchiha Quanna's calculations.

After seeing off the last batch of guests, Feijian breathed a sigh of relief and was just about to go to the final "battle" with Quanna—"Feijian! Wuwuwu...how come you are even married! Wuwuwu..."

Qianshou Zhujian, who was too drunk, hung a bear on his younger brother's shoulder, slurring his speech, tears flowed before he spoke, his mouth was vague, he hugged his younger brother and didn't let go.

Tobima called "Big Brother" while hurriedly supporting the drunken Hokage-sama.

"...Feijian, you are really, really boring!" Hokage-sama grabbed his younger brother's lapel tightly, staring with a questioning look in his eyes, "Usually you don't say anything, why do you say so?" Without saying a word, I took Quan Nai home! Huh? Tell me about you, tell me how you did it..." Thinking of the war of resistance that he had lasted for an unknown number of years, Master Hokage left behind two more Tears of bitterness, "Woooooo... Madara actually asked me how I feel about Mito yesterday, so I don't want to delay other girls... Woooooo, I'm so sad..."

Qianshou Tobirama: "..."

Seeing the big brother who was drunk and making trouble for no reason, even the eloquent second-in-command of Qianshou didn't know what to say for a while.

Considering the important elder brother, but also considering the equally important lover.In this situation, the second master of Qianshou solved the urgent problem with only one basic ninjutsu.

"□□ technique."

Mami helped the elder brother who didn't let go back to his room, and it was a tree hole for a long time, listening to the elder brother recalling how he and Madara met and knew each other, and then fell in love and killed each other on the battlefield, and then the ups and downs The ups and downs of forming an alliance, the careful care after Madara's blindness, until now he has always stayed in place...

"Feijian, Feijian, tell me, tell me, what's wrong with me...or I'm not being obvious enough..." Qianshou Zhujian had tears streaming down his face, "I can't wait to He took out one of his own hearts and held it in front of Madara, pointing to it and saying, "Look, this is the ventricle. Apart from the blood that sustains life, there is only one you left." Why doesn't he understand? When I was blind, I could still touch my little hand and kiss my forehead, now, now? Huh, huh..." Two more lines of bitter tears, "Now he tells me 'the influence is not good', and he says 'no trouble if you can see you', and said I should see more girls in the village..."

Looking at the elder brother who was crying miserably, Qian Shou Fan suddenly didn't know what to say.

"... woo woo woo... Feijian, good brother, you are someone who has been here now, so just tell me if you have any secret magic weapon, how, how can you make Quan Nai enlighten..."

Tobori: "..."

"... When will Madara understand my sincerity..."

Tobori: "..."

"...Do you think there is something lacking in me? Where did I make a mistake? I'll correct it, can't I correct it? Why does he keep pushing me on other people? I feel bitter... ..."

Feijian: "..." He couldn't help it.

"Brother," Shudong finally said, he asked, "Have you told Madara your feelings frankly?"

Hearing the question, Senshou Zhuma was taken aback for a moment, then lowered his head in embarrassment, and whispered, "Not yet..."

Tokaijian: "Instead of crying here, big brother, why don't you find an opportunity to open up your heart with Madara..."

Qianshou Zhujian hurriedly stopped him: "No! No! This is not allowed!"

Frowning eyebrows: "Why?"

Hokage-sama covered his face: "How embarrassing... I would be shy..."

Qianshou Tobirama: "..."

If you agree, you can't wait to take out your heart and say "there is only one you left"?

At this moment, an angry shout resounded through the sky from outside the door: "Thousands of hands, you actually used shadows to fool me!"

At the same time, the memories from □□ flowed into the main body—drinking alcohol, sharing sharing, premeditated...

Hokage-sama was taken aback by the yelling, he stared blankly at his younger brother, and asked in a daze, "Your guy, is it, is it..." He finally came to his senses, his eyes widened, Hastily asked again: "Aren't you newly married today? You don't go to your room, what are you doing here?"

Qianshou Tobirama: "..."

In this situation, the second master of Qianshou solved the urgent problem with only one technique created by himself.

"Instant technique."

Back in the room, seeing Quan Nai's expression on the opposite side, Qian Shou Fei knew that something was wrong.

But (this is a "but" that symbolizes the gospel of heaven) due to the calculation results of the high-speed XXXXX revolutions per second of Qianshouer's brain, one of the parties involved is quite calm and calm.

So the next step is to appease the lover very skillfully:

"Where did you die?"

"Brother, he does this and that, and I have to do that and that, so now it's like this and that..." Hao Yitong explained.

"That's it..." Uchiha's second master was furious, but he also accepted this explanation, and he felt a little better.

And next, it will be the home of Qianshoufei's family.

Sitting at the table, he picked up the empty sake bottle between the doors, sniffed it, and then quietly turned his gaze to Quanna on the other side.

Quan Nai's heart skipped a beat, and she felt restless for a moment.

Tomona looked at Quanna and said nothing.

Quan Nai was a little annoyed: "What are you looking at? It's not like I haven't seen it for so many years!"

Fei Jian pushed the wine bottle towards Quan Nai: "There is something wrong with this wine." It was a definite tone.

Quanna: "..."

Fei Jian: "You just used Sharingan on me."

Quan Nai: "..." He just wanted to rush out the door.

But the development of the matter was even more terrifying than Quan Nai thought.

The next moment, Toikama lowered his head, half of his face was buried in the shadow, and half of his face was exposed to the light, with sadness and sorrow written all over it.His eyelashes trembled slightly, and he asked in a low voice, "Don't you have anything to say?"

Quan Nai: "..." Although he was keenly aware that something was wrong with the atmosphere, he was really embarrassed to reveal the naive plan that he planned for half a month just to suppress you.

He didn't get a response, his voice was even lower, and his words were even hoarse. He seemed to be talking to himself: "So, this is true..." The tone was melodious and melodious, as if entwined with three thousand threads of trouble.

Quan Nai: "..." The degree to which the atmosphere is not right is far beyond his imagination.

Feijian continued: "You hit me on the wedding night..." He raised his head, his eye sockets looked a little wet under the light, "Quenna, what do you want to do?"

Quan Nai: "..." No matter how I think about it, I feel that the reason "I want to suppress you" is a bit out of place, but I still can't say it...

He wiped his eyes secretly, and on the surface he tried to pretend nothing had happened: "Actually, I should have thought of it a long time ago. Really, I was too complacent, so I didn't notice it..."

The trend of the conversation is getting more and more wrong, and Quan Nai feels that she has to speak: "What are you talking about?"

"But I'm sorry, Quanna..." Feijian turned a deaf ear and continued, "Since I've noticed it, I can't let your behavior go. Whether it's paralyzing me with love, or doing something to me on the wedding night, I am a thousand-handed leaf, and I cannot live in a deceitful way." He raised his head, and the sadness in his eyes was clear, "Since you don't like me, why do you want to marry me?"

Quan Nai: "..." He became confused.

"If you were close to me, close to me, and the so-called liking me, it was just to use me and hit me now..." Tobima's eyes were still looking at him, but his body had already taken a step back, "I think, we It's better to separate."

This is really an inexplicable dialogue, but combined with his own behavior before and after, and then substituting the mental state that is obviously wrong at this time, the answer is ready to come out.

Quan Nai gritted her teeth, and asked word by word: "Do you think I'm cheating you by marrying you?"

Feijian smiled bitterly: "Who would use Sharingan to their lover on their wedding night..."

"I'm not..." She was wronged, and Quan Nai had no choice but to swallow the bitter fruit she planted, "I did this wrong, but..."

"What's so good..." Tobuma looked tired, he closed his eyes, and looked like he didn't even want to say anything, "What will happen after you use Sharingan on me? You will use your What did my illusion do to me?" With a wry smile, "Forget it, in fact, none of this has happened, and they are just horrible assumptions... I'm just a little sad, Quanna. I'm a little sad, if you don't like me , why bother..."

This time it was Quan Nai who interrupted him: "What do you mean? What do you mean 'I don't like you'?"

Tokaima opened his eyes, and looked at him quietly without saying a word.

Quanna finally realized rationally how stupid her plan was.He knew that he did not do this properly, so he would not lose his temper because of being suspected.After hesitating for a while, he calmed down his little thoughts, and patiently explained: "I still like you, I just..."

But no matter how he explains it, the facts speak louder than words. Perhaps the glass of cooking wine and sharing sharing eyes really chilled the heart of Qianshou and the second master. In short, there are 1 "do not believe" and 1000 million "I don't believe it" in his eyes. so sad".

Quan Nai was at a loss, he gritted his teeth, even a little aggrieved: "I know I was wrong, I shouldn't...how on earth do you have to trust me?"

Feijian looked at him quietly: "..."

An hour later, on the marriage bed:

"Woo... woo..." Quan Nai buried her head in the quilt and sobbed softly.

Tobima worked hard behind his back, kissing his round shoulders from time to time, and he didn't look "sad" at all.He asked softly, "Where does it hurt?"

Quan Nai turned her head, her eye circles were red, and her mouth was still stubborn: "You have the strength to not eat enough, how can it hurt me?"

After a pause, he still decided to speak with facts, and his actions became more intense.

"Ah—" Quan Nai hurriedly covered her mouth, her eye circles became even redder.

Fei Jian leaned over and kissed his eyes, the love and affection in his heart almost overflowed.He said seriously: "Don't cry, I will treat you well."

Quanna: "...I didn't cry..."

"Actually, you look beautiful when you cry." Fei Jian said straightforwardly.

"Of course I look good in any way!"

"Well, you're the prettiest."

Senna felt a little relieved.He stretched out his arms to hug the guy on his body, although he was still a little dissatisfied with the nasty situation he was in, but it wasn't as bloody and painful as he thought, so Master Quanna felt at ease when he came, and felt a little depressed. I don't care so much.He nibbled sullenly on the lips between the Thousand Hands: "You must be nice to me!"

Fei Jian happily obeyed: "Well, I will definitely treat you well!"

Because in this world, you are the best!