The beginning is a kiss [Quick Transmigration]

Zhou Yiheng is very distressed recently, everything is not going well at work, and a young couple has moved in next door, playing shame games day and night.

As soon as he lay down on the bed after washing, the bed board next door began to shake.

This is an old-fashioned apartment, and the wallboards are very thin. If one person in the household turns on the TV, then the entire floor can save on electricity bills, and they can guess the plot pretty well just by listening to it.

It can be seen how bad the sound insulation is.

Zhou Yiheng doesn't have a TV at home, so he used to listen to the neighbor's TV. Now that the neighbor has changed to the young couple, the content he listens to has been upgraded, from the news broadcast to the nightly paid program.

What doctor and nurse play, bathroom play, bundle play, he listened to almost all of them.

Still don't code at all.

When he woke up the next day with dark circles under his eyes, his head was full of——

'There, it's there, it's so cool! '

'ah!Husband, I'm going! '

'Take it easy, don't do it. '

These shameful bed calls!If other nerds hear this, they may be excited, because the voice of the other party is quite nice.

But Zhou Yiheng couldn't get excited at all.

Because they are all men!

The young couple is a pair of gay guys, Zhou Yiheng affectionately called them 'dog man man'.

Although he doesn't get enough sleep every night, Zhou Yiheng still works very hard at work, and he doesn't dare to slack off this hard-won job, but even so, he still can't get a single client.

Thinking of the white eyes of his colleagues and superiors, he dragged his heavy steps back home.

As soon as he walked to the door of the unit, he met the pair of dogs and men.

The appearance of the two gay guys is very outstanding, the petite one is sweet and cute, with a pair of big green eyes watery, blinking and looking very innocent.

People can't figure it out.

How could such a small pink mouth utter obscene words?

Is it called by the big man?

Zhou Yiheng raised his neck and looked at the tall, handsome man in front of him. He happened to meet his piercing gaze, and immediately lowered his head in fright.

Impossible, absolutely impossible!

Li Yin looked at the back of the one who fled in a hurry, and sighed, "I didn't expect you to be so cute before, but you are shy just by looking at me."

Zhou Yiheng glanced at him and complained, "He was frightened by your ferocious appearance! Why are you so shy!"

Li Yin smiled, and pulled him into her arms, resting her chin on his head.

"This trip is not in vain. Not only can I see you stammering, but I can also visit the world where you were born."

Zhou Yiheng's eyes also softened, and he took out the key to open the door, "I didn't expect to come back."

Return to the world he has lived in for 20 years.

After the two left the headquarters, they began to travel between different worlds. It was regarded as a honeymoon trip. Maybe one day they were tired of playing, and they would find a beautiful planet to live and spend a peaceful time.

But one day, Li Yin suddenly said that he was curious about Zhou Yiheng's past, so he suggested to visit Zhou Yiheng's world.

The coward they ran into just now was exactly what Zhou Yiheng used to look like, a timid little stammer.

And now there is still one day before he dies and binds the system.

After talking about his past, Zhou Yiheng was also very curious about Li Yin's past, so he asked, "Did you also bind the system after death? How long have you been working in the fast-transmission department?"

Li Yin made a rough calculation, "I can't remember the exact time, but I probably experienced thousands of worlds."

Zhou Yiheng was frightened, "Thousands of them! Then you are not an old goblin!"

I thought I made a lot of money at first, but now I feel that I have lost money when I found such a perfect partner.

The old goblin glanced back at him, and slowly untied his tie, "It's unlucky for you to be entangled by me, an old goblin, unless you suck all your energy, or you don't want to escape!"

"Is it too late to regret it now?" Zhou Yiheng crossed his arms and looked scared.

"late!"

Li Yin smiled wantonly, and unbuttoned the top button of the inch shirt, revealing her honey-colored firm chest muscles, "The old goblin is about to start sucking energy!"

"Ahhh! Help, the goblin is eating people!" Zhou Yiheng exaggeratedly shouted.

There was another ambiguous groan from the next door, Xiao stammered and covered his ears and hid under the quilt, he was so angry that his colleagues and clients bullied him, but he didn't expect that the dogs and men bullied him when he returned home!

It turned out to be Old Fairy Play tonight!

Are we going to play Calabash Baby to save Grandpa tomorrow?

The more Xiao Jieba thought about it, the angrier he became. He dared to ruin his childhood, so he clenched his fists and slammed on the wall a few times.

Shout out, "Yes, can you please stop... stop arguing!"

With this shout, there was no momentum at all, and he was still stuttering.

Li Yin could hear the cry in the stammering voice, and blew in Zhou Yiheng's ear, and said, "Why don't you keep your voice down? See, you're scaring yourself."

Zhou Yiheng was distracted, only a little bit of reason remained.

"No, I want to scream louder."

"Why." Li Yin asked.

"Because what I call is not a bed, but a roar to fate. I want him to know that the present suffering is only one percent compared to the future, and my today is his tomorrow."

After Zhou Yiheng said this sentence, he couldn't find Bei comfortably, and only um, ah, and ah were left in his mouth.

Li Yin sneered, and the strength increased, "Shuang's tears flowed out, and he still spoke hard!"

"..." The little stammer who hit the wall hugged his injured hand, choking speechlessly.

These two dead gays are too much!

When he woke up in the morning, Xiao stammered with gauze on his right hand, staring at the dark circles under his eyes, and went to the office. He thought it was a frustrating day, but unexpectedly, there was good news!

A customer he has been in contact with has agreed to buy their company's products!

Xiao stammered happily and ran to the client company with the goods. The client asked him to wait, so he waited from noon until he got off work in the evening, until the bodyguards came to chase him away.

"Have you been cheated by someone? You didn't come out even after get off work. Hurry up, we're going to close the door."

"No, wait a little longer...wait, he will come out as soon as he says it, come out."

Suddenly, Xiaoba's eyes lit up, and a familiar figure came out with the crowd of people coming off work. It was the customer who was looking for him to place an order.

"Wang, Mr. Wang, the goods you ordered...I brought them to you!"

Mr. Wang also saw him from afar, and chuckled, "Are you still waiting?"

"Ah?" Xiao stammered and froze, "It's not that you said, I've been waiting for the meeting."

Mr. Wang and the people around him looked at each other and laughed loudly, "You can believe it if you play with me, so if you are obedient and tell you to wait, then I will let you eat shit, do you have to eat it too? "

Little stuttered standing there, a little dazed about the current situation.

What's the matter, don't you want to buy something?

How did he start laughing.

Is this playing him?

"Who still uses such an old model? Your boss is also bullying you. If you push such a hard-to-sell item to you, it's fine if you sell it. If you can't sell it, you will be fired because of poor performance."

The buzzing around my ears was filled with Mr. Wang's ridicule.

The models on the ground are indeed a bit old, but he also sells them very hard and treats every customer patiently.

Although a little stuttering, he can skillfully introduce the functions of each model and their detailed usage.

I thought it would be sold today.

Was it just to play with him?

trick him...

play him!

Xiao Jieba suddenly went into a frenzy, picked up the heavy instrument on the ground, and rushed towards Mr. Wang like a calf bumping around.

Mr. Wang was taken aback, thinking that he was about to jump over the wall to attack him, but Xiao Jieba ran past him without even looking at him.

"Hey, catch him! Don't let him run into the company!" shouted the bodyguard.

The employees were very curious about what Xiao Jie was going to do, and they were not in a hurry to get off work, and followed him into the company.

The elevator door closed too slowly, and it was easy to be stopped by others. Xiao stammered and climbed the stairs holding the instrument, but the instrument was too heavy, and he lost energy after climbing the fifth floor.

So he put the instrument on the ground, climbed over the railing, and stepped on the outside.

Half of his body was suspended in the air, and he said to the people who rushed over, "No, don't come here, otherwise, I will jump down!"

This is an office building, with shopping malls below, restaurants in the middle, and small companies above.Zhou Yiheng knew what would happen today, so he sat in the open-air coffee shop on the sixth floor.

He specially jumped to the side seat, while eating bananas, he poked his head over and over to watch the bustle downstairs.

He didn't bring Li Yin here today because he knew that once Li Yin was here, he would never allow these bastards to bully 'him'.

In fact, after so many years, he has already read it.

Besides, if it weren't for these people, he wouldn't be able to bind the system, nor would he meet Li Yin.

Unexpectedly, Li Yin still found out.

Li Yin went to solve the problem of the system today. After disconnecting from the headquarters, there is no need for their connection with the system. I asked him and Zhou Yiheng for their opinions on the system. people.

And his system decided to continue hugging his thigh.

But Li Yin felt that he was too nagging, so he forcibly broke off contact with him. As for where he went, it was his freedom.

After solving the problem, I didn't find Zhou Yiheng when I went home, so I found this coffee shop.

Walking over, following his line of sight and looking down, I saw Xiao Jieba who was in a very dangerous situation holding on to the railing.

"What's going on here?" Li Yin looked at Xiao stammering and aggrieved, and rushed down without thinking.

Zhou Yiheng stopped him quickly, "Why are you here? Oh, slow down! Calm down for a while."

"How do you tell me to calm down? Those people dare to bully you. I'll crush them right away!" Li Yin's hand holding the railing had veins. If Zhou Yiheng hadn't stopped him, he would have rushed down.

Zhou Yiheng hugged his waist, and didn't care about eating the banana, so he threw the banana down and stopped Li Yin.

Just kidding, if such a master is allowed to go down, he will be able to fly and jump.

Shouldn't the broad masses of the people be scared stupid?

"This is the world I was born in, haven't you thought about how I died?" Zhou Yiheng's words made Li Yin completely calm down.

Li Yin's expression was gloomy, "It's one thing to know, but another to see it with my own eyes. I don't want to see you die again."

Zhou Yiheng sighed, "This is history, something that has already happened, we can't interfere with it. Think about it from another angle, if I didn't die, I wouldn't have met you."

Li Yin understood what he said, but he just couldn't get over his heart.

"I..." Li Yin's thin lips moved, and she was about to say something when she heard a noise from downstairs.

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Little stuttered and screamed, "I, I won't let it go! Just, I'll be mad at you!"

"Okay, okay my lord, can't I buy that instrument? Come down, and I'll sign a contract with you and pay for it right away." Mr. Wang had no choice but to say good things.

If this guy is allowed to jump off, not only will the company lose its reputation, but his job will also be lost.

Who knows that little stammer has a lot of backbone.

"No, it's not rare!" Little stammered and cursed, tears streaming down his face, "You, do you think I want to do this? It's not because of you, rabbits will bite people when they are in a hurry, and, let alone humans !"

"It's alright if I'm wrong, I'll kneel down for you, just kneel here." Mr. Wang was so scared that he was sweating profusely when he saw him swaying.

"No, no."

Mr. Wang rolled up his sleeves, "Hey, you still have to make an inch, come down for me, don't you want to die? I'll beat you to death today!"

After finishing speaking, he jumped over the railing to grab Xiaojieba.

Seeing his hand stretched out, Xiao Jieba took a step to the side in fright. Unexpectedly, there happened to be a banana peel next to his feet, and he slipped backwards.

The moment you fell from the fifth floor.

The little stutterer couldn't help bursting out.

Hold.

Who the hell can throw a banana peel!

Zhou Yiheng, who was watching the excitement on the sixth floor, was also stunned, with thousands of mud horses galloping past in his heart!

So it turned out that the person who killed him was himself!

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