Disciple, don't deceive the teacher to go up [System]
Chapter 23 I'm Embarrassed, My Brother Nan!
In the end, Yin Changwei agreed to their request, and there was no reason to refuse.
In other words, why did Jian Qingwang make such a request?This had to start when Liu Yu and Yan Xun "teared" each other.
At that time, Jian Qing was concentrating on watching the movie, but he didn't expect Mr. System to come out to find a sense of presence at this time.
[Ding——trigger side missions
Task content: Go to the Wet Bones Forest with Zhu Nanxiao
Task time limit: half a month
Mission reward: 30 exchange points
Failure penalty: cut off children and grandchildren
PS: This task is helpful for the unfolding of the important plot, I hope the host must complete it, otherwise, the penalty for failure will be to erase the host Ding Ding! 】
Jian Qingxuan: "......"
After listening to the system's words, he felt his crotch tighten and feel a little chilly. He even wanted to subconsciously prove whether his penis still existed.
Well, your system, I got into your family, right? !
Why is there only 30 exchange points for task rewards?But the punishment for failure is so heartbreaking? !
What a nonsense this is!
If there is one, let's single it out!See you in the woods tonight!
Jian Qingwang: "Are you fucking playing with me? Isn't this punishment for failure too insane?!"
[Jiu Mi~ This was sent to me directly by the above, and I can't help it, although I also sympathize with the dear host~]
Jian Qinghuang felt that the whole person was not well, rolled up his dead fish eyes, and said weakly: "Ugh... hypocritical sympathy."
While speaking, he also made a sound of disgust.
System: [………………………………………………………………………………………
Jian Qing said arrogantly: "You try again!"
System: [Beep, beep, beep! 】
Jian Qingwang: "Fuck! Fuck! It's already at this time, and you are still against me! Do you deserve the friendship we shared weal and woe with? Do you deserve the love between us? The most basic trust between me and you Woolen cloth?"
System: [Dog delusion!Does what you said exist between us? 】
Jian Qingxuan: "I hate! Suddenly I have a bold idea to cut off your penis! Besides, my penis is not small!!!"
System: [Hehe, there is no such thing in the system, you said your penis is not small, is that true? 】
This "hehe!" and the questioning behind it made people want to hit someone.
Jian Qingxuan wanted to flip the table, and roared: "You are insulting the most basic dignity of a man! I am the most "biggest" man in the universe, and you don't even have one, don't BB! Mission failure is something I don't care about. It doesn't exist here!"
System: [……………] There is a sentence that I don’t know if I should say it or not, you are on the horse!I wish you the fastest man in the universe!
System: [Actually... I think it's okay without Ding Ding, at least you can use it later, can't you? ! 】
Jian Qingwang was now desperate for the system, and said: "Ni Zuokai ╰(‵ ′)╯, listen carefully, I will never be oppressed by a man in my life! If I want to be oppressed, I will oppress others! Besides, I like I prefer a woman, fair and beautiful, with long legs, this is my destiny!"
The system smiled evilly: [Hehe! 】Maybe it is "really fragrant"!
This "hehe" really means a lot...
As for Gu Qingzhi...
At that time, he said this: Wasn't I very busy not long ago?Now that I'm finally free, thinking that I haven't been out of the sect for a long time?I just want to go out and have a look.
Moreover, the place I went to this time is very challenging, I can't always do things in Yizhu invariably!I also want to go out and look around. The last time I encountered such a big event, I don’t know it was decades ago.
Talk too much, just have nothing to do, idle!
It's just that it's okay for Gu Qingzhi to go together, this senior brother can't be a hindrance!After all, their strength also lies there!Same realm as him.
In fact, to be honest, Jian Qinghuang and Gu Qingzhi have not reached a particularly close state, so they are better than ordinary brothers.
This kind of ordinary seniors refers to the kind of seniors who are not from the same family, but only because of their strength or seniority.
There is such an unwritten rule in the world of cultivating immortals, if there is a conflict between seniority and strength, seniority should be the main priority, and strength should be secondary.
Although the world of cultivating immortals respects strength, some things are more important than strength.If a person can't even do the basics of respecting teachers and respecting morality, being filial and respecting etiquette, this person will definitely be reviled by thousands of people.
This convening of the meeting didn't take too long, except that the senior brother who was in charge stayed behind to discuss in detail the precautions for going to the Wet Bones Changlin this time, it took less than an hour in total.
After saying goodbye to them, Jian Qingwang hurried back to Zhusangju by himself, and the other three also dispersed, returning to their respective residences or war headquarters.
only……
What the hell happened to Zhan Cen? !
Do you remember that you haven't seen him for several years?
At the time of parting, Zhan Cen glanced at Jian Qingxuan again with those eyes full of ice, making people unable to understand what he was trying to express?
Even Gu Qingzhi could really feel the weirdness of the atmosphere.
Right now, feeling the beam of cold ice shooting towards him, Jian Qinghuang couldn't control himself, and shuddered involuntarily!It felt like a lot of icicles had been stuck in my heart.
He also wants to learn the skill that comes with this look, it's so cool!I really want to let Zhan Cen experience the damage of being chased by eyes after learning it!
I'm really not reconciled to not avenging this "revenge"...
There is no such opportunity now, let's talk about it later.
When I returned to my Zhusangju, I saw my little apprentice wondering what he was doing by the Lan Lake?At this point, he didn't practice well, and he said it before he left: practice sword well, don't be lazy.
He promised well at the beginning, but now he caught his lazy bag and was directly slapped in the face.
After Jian Qingwang found it for a while, his apprentice hadn't found it yet, so he decided to find a sense of existence by himself, so that he wouldn't stand here stupidly, which would be embarrassing to say.
It seemed that he inadvertently used his spiritual power to control the bird flying in the sky, and let it fly behind Zhu Nanxiao and scream a few times, so that his stupid disciples would find the master standing behind him.
With a flick of Jian Qing's finger, a beam of spiritual power turned into a light spot and flew towards the sky, and within an instant, it merged into the bird's body.
At that moment, the bright yellow bird froze for a moment, and its plump body fell straight down. Fortunately, within a breath, it spread its wings and flew up again, stabilizing the balance of its body very well.
Very well, the little fat bird is purposefully flying behind Zhu Nanxiao, everything is as expected, Jian Qingwang waits directly with her arms around her chest, waiting for the fat bird to attract Zhu Nanxiao's attention...
hey-hey……
For some reason, Jian Qingwang suddenly felt that his behavior was very naive and mentally retarded.
And this kind of behavior seems to be ruining the character design. Remember that the character crashes to 60%, it seems that bad things will happen! ! !
The system will directly deprive him of the right to be a human being, oh no, the right to control his body!
I'm worried, old man...
It's already 30% now, if this thing continues, there is no guarantee that the OOC level will directly soar to 60%, and it may even exceed 60%!
After thinking it over, he decided to stop the current stupid behavior.
So, he put down the hand that was crossed across his chest, and silently withdrew the spiritual power that had been injected into the little fat bird before.
but!
Why is this dead bird still rushing forward, the speed is getting faster and faster!Meow~ what's going on? !
Stop now, watch out for the hero to cut you!
I only heard a loud sound of "Plop--" and there was a huge splash of water on the edge of Lanhu Lake. Some of the water droplets splashed far away were five meters away and smashed flowers one after another on the ground. There were small water splashes, and some water droplets wrapped in soil rolled around on the ground a few times.
Jian Qingxuan: "......"
I don't know why, but he really wanted to laugh in his heart, and the corners of his mouth especially wanted to rise, but in the end he held back tightly.
I said to myself in my heart: I laughed for a while, and the result was a crematorium!
Yes, everyone guessed it right, our great hero with his own aura, Zhu Nanxiao, fell into the water and turned into a distressed little chick who fell into the water.
More importantly, he was still pushed down with his claws by a dead fat bird with the courage of "I want to go to heaven". The scene at that time was so terrifying, it was as terrifying as death.
Jian Qingwang only remembers that the day was sunny and the breeze was just right, Mr. Moshang was in the warm sun, intoxicated by the breeze, and seemed to be still by the misty Lan Lake. The filthy mortal world is isolated like that, silent, resigned from the world and independent, alluring people and alluring the city...
well deserved -
Stop!
I really can't make it up...
In fact, the fact is this, what he saw was that his stupid apprentice didn't practice swords, and exposed his corpse by the lake under the scorching sun and unfathomable wind, oh no, he was doing serious business!
Although I don't know what it is for, but from the previous point of view, it is true that the years are quiet and good, and the son is like jade separated from the clouds.
Zhu Nanxiao is indeed very handsome, needless to say about his face!It must be no problem to fascinate thousands of girls.
but!
He was scared into the water by a fat bird...
No matter how good-looking she is, isn't she still in a mess when she falls into the water?
So... alas...
There's nothing to say about this, it's just like that, what else can I do?
In other words, will the dark history of the protagonist I saw be written down in the little book in his heart? Normally, the more he knows, the more he will be silenced in the future! ! !
Jian Qing said to herself in delusion: Who hasn't had two embarrassing things?Although Zhu Nanxiao's strong, mighty and domineering hero image has been ruined seven or eight times, but some things are better forgotten.
So forget about it!
All is great!
However, when he saw Zhu Nanxiao standing up from the water with a clump of weeds on his back, the expression on his face was wonderful, including shame, grievance, anger, and so on.
Forgive Jian Qingwang, he still smiled unkindly.
Zhu Nanxiao saw Jian Qingxuan's shoulders trembling slightly, and there was an obvious happy expression on his face. Just thinking about it, he could imagine what his master was thinking!
His face turned red all of a sudden, like that boiled duck, or to put it more rustically, like that monkey's butt, it's always funny.
Zhu Nanxiao felt even more ashamed at that time, with regret on his face and a little helpless.It was more embarrassing, with tangled eyes, not knowing where to glance, and not knowing where to put my hands.
Jian Qinghuang felt that if he watched a good show like this again, he might be inappropriate, so he should do something.
So, he beckoned and said, "You come here first."
In other words, why did Jian Qingwang make such a request?This had to start when Liu Yu and Yan Xun "teared" each other.
At that time, Jian Qing was concentrating on watching the movie, but he didn't expect Mr. System to come out to find a sense of presence at this time.
[Ding——trigger side missions
Task content: Go to the Wet Bones Forest with Zhu Nanxiao
Task time limit: half a month
Mission reward: 30 exchange points
Failure penalty: cut off children and grandchildren
PS: This task is helpful for the unfolding of the important plot, I hope the host must complete it, otherwise, the penalty for failure will be to erase the host Ding Ding! 】
Jian Qingxuan: "......"
After listening to the system's words, he felt his crotch tighten and feel a little chilly. He even wanted to subconsciously prove whether his penis still existed.
Well, your system, I got into your family, right? !
Why is there only 30 exchange points for task rewards?But the punishment for failure is so heartbreaking? !
What a nonsense this is!
If there is one, let's single it out!See you in the woods tonight!
Jian Qingwang: "Are you fucking playing with me? Isn't this punishment for failure too insane?!"
[Jiu Mi~ This was sent to me directly by the above, and I can't help it, although I also sympathize with the dear host~]
Jian Qinghuang felt that the whole person was not well, rolled up his dead fish eyes, and said weakly: "Ugh... hypocritical sympathy."
While speaking, he also made a sound of disgust.
System: [………………………………………………………………………………………
Jian Qing said arrogantly: "You try again!"
System: [Beep, beep, beep! 】
Jian Qingwang: "Fuck! Fuck! It's already at this time, and you are still against me! Do you deserve the friendship we shared weal and woe with? Do you deserve the love between us? The most basic trust between me and you Woolen cloth?"
System: [Dog delusion!Does what you said exist between us? 】
Jian Qingxuan: "I hate! Suddenly I have a bold idea to cut off your penis! Besides, my penis is not small!!!"
System: [Hehe, there is no such thing in the system, you said your penis is not small, is that true? 】
This "hehe!" and the questioning behind it made people want to hit someone.
Jian Qingxuan wanted to flip the table, and roared: "You are insulting the most basic dignity of a man! I am the most "biggest" man in the universe, and you don't even have one, don't BB! Mission failure is something I don't care about. It doesn't exist here!"
System: [……………] There is a sentence that I don’t know if I should say it or not, you are on the horse!I wish you the fastest man in the universe!
System: [Actually... I think it's okay without Ding Ding, at least you can use it later, can't you? ! 】
Jian Qingwang was now desperate for the system, and said: "Ni Zuokai ╰(‵ ′)╯, listen carefully, I will never be oppressed by a man in my life! If I want to be oppressed, I will oppress others! Besides, I like I prefer a woman, fair and beautiful, with long legs, this is my destiny!"
The system smiled evilly: [Hehe! 】Maybe it is "really fragrant"!
This "hehe" really means a lot...
As for Gu Qingzhi...
At that time, he said this: Wasn't I very busy not long ago?Now that I'm finally free, thinking that I haven't been out of the sect for a long time?I just want to go out and have a look.
Moreover, the place I went to this time is very challenging, I can't always do things in Yizhu invariably!I also want to go out and look around. The last time I encountered such a big event, I don’t know it was decades ago.
Talk too much, just have nothing to do, idle!
It's just that it's okay for Gu Qingzhi to go together, this senior brother can't be a hindrance!After all, their strength also lies there!Same realm as him.
In fact, to be honest, Jian Qinghuang and Gu Qingzhi have not reached a particularly close state, so they are better than ordinary brothers.
This kind of ordinary seniors refers to the kind of seniors who are not from the same family, but only because of their strength or seniority.
There is such an unwritten rule in the world of cultivating immortals, if there is a conflict between seniority and strength, seniority should be the main priority, and strength should be secondary.
Although the world of cultivating immortals respects strength, some things are more important than strength.If a person can't even do the basics of respecting teachers and respecting morality, being filial and respecting etiquette, this person will definitely be reviled by thousands of people.
This convening of the meeting didn't take too long, except that the senior brother who was in charge stayed behind to discuss in detail the precautions for going to the Wet Bones Changlin this time, it took less than an hour in total.
After saying goodbye to them, Jian Qingwang hurried back to Zhusangju by himself, and the other three also dispersed, returning to their respective residences or war headquarters.
only……
What the hell happened to Zhan Cen? !
Do you remember that you haven't seen him for several years?
At the time of parting, Zhan Cen glanced at Jian Qingxuan again with those eyes full of ice, making people unable to understand what he was trying to express?
Even Gu Qingzhi could really feel the weirdness of the atmosphere.
Right now, feeling the beam of cold ice shooting towards him, Jian Qinghuang couldn't control himself, and shuddered involuntarily!It felt like a lot of icicles had been stuck in my heart.
He also wants to learn the skill that comes with this look, it's so cool!I really want to let Zhan Cen experience the damage of being chased by eyes after learning it!
I'm really not reconciled to not avenging this "revenge"...
There is no such opportunity now, let's talk about it later.
When I returned to my Zhusangju, I saw my little apprentice wondering what he was doing by the Lan Lake?At this point, he didn't practice well, and he said it before he left: practice sword well, don't be lazy.
He promised well at the beginning, but now he caught his lazy bag and was directly slapped in the face.
After Jian Qingwang found it for a while, his apprentice hadn't found it yet, so he decided to find a sense of existence by himself, so that he wouldn't stand here stupidly, which would be embarrassing to say.
It seemed that he inadvertently used his spiritual power to control the bird flying in the sky, and let it fly behind Zhu Nanxiao and scream a few times, so that his stupid disciples would find the master standing behind him.
With a flick of Jian Qing's finger, a beam of spiritual power turned into a light spot and flew towards the sky, and within an instant, it merged into the bird's body.
At that moment, the bright yellow bird froze for a moment, and its plump body fell straight down. Fortunately, within a breath, it spread its wings and flew up again, stabilizing the balance of its body very well.
Very well, the little fat bird is purposefully flying behind Zhu Nanxiao, everything is as expected, Jian Qingwang waits directly with her arms around her chest, waiting for the fat bird to attract Zhu Nanxiao's attention...
hey-hey……
For some reason, Jian Qingwang suddenly felt that his behavior was very naive and mentally retarded.
And this kind of behavior seems to be ruining the character design. Remember that the character crashes to 60%, it seems that bad things will happen! ! !
The system will directly deprive him of the right to be a human being, oh no, the right to control his body!
I'm worried, old man...
It's already 30% now, if this thing continues, there is no guarantee that the OOC level will directly soar to 60%, and it may even exceed 60%!
After thinking it over, he decided to stop the current stupid behavior.
So, he put down the hand that was crossed across his chest, and silently withdrew the spiritual power that had been injected into the little fat bird before.
but!
Why is this dead bird still rushing forward, the speed is getting faster and faster!Meow~ what's going on? !
Stop now, watch out for the hero to cut you!
I only heard a loud sound of "Plop--" and there was a huge splash of water on the edge of Lanhu Lake. Some of the water droplets splashed far away were five meters away and smashed flowers one after another on the ground. There were small water splashes, and some water droplets wrapped in soil rolled around on the ground a few times.
Jian Qingxuan: "......"
I don't know why, but he really wanted to laugh in his heart, and the corners of his mouth especially wanted to rise, but in the end he held back tightly.
I said to myself in my heart: I laughed for a while, and the result was a crematorium!
Yes, everyone guessed it right, our great hero with his own aura, Zhu Nanxiao, fell into the water and turned into a distressed little chick who fell into the water.
More importantly, he was still pushed down with his claws by a dead fat bird with the courage of "I want to go to heaven". The scene at that time was so terrifying, it was as terrifying as death.
Jian Qingwang only remembers that the day was sunny and the breeze was just right, Mr. Moshang was in the warm sun, intoxicated by the breeze, and seemed to be still by the misty Lan Lake. The filthy mortal world is isolated like that, silent, resigned from the world and independent, alluring people and alluring the city...
well deserved -
Stop!
I really can't make it up...
In fact, the fact is this, what he saw was that his stupid apprentice didn't practice swords, and exposed his corpse by the lake under the scorching sun and unfathomable wind, oh no, he was doing serious business!
Although I don't know what it is for, but from the previous point of view, it is true that the years are quiet and good, and the son is like jade separated from the clouds.
Zhu Nanxiao is indeed very handsome, needless to say about his face!It must be no problem to fascinate thousands of girls.
but!
He was scared into the water by a fat bird...
No matter how good-looking she is, isn't she still in a mess when she falls into the water?
So... alas...
There's nothing to say about this, it's just like that, what else can I do?
In other words, will the dark history of the protagonist I saw be written down in the little book in his heart? Normally, the more he knows, the more he will be silenced in the future! ! !
Jian Qing said to herself in delusion: Who hasn't had two embarrassing things?Although Zhu Nanxiao's strong, mighty and domineering hero image has been ruined seven or eight times, but some things are better forgotten.
So forget about it!
All is great!
However, when he saw Zhu Nanxiao standing up from the water with a clump of weeds on his back, the expression on his face was wonderful, including shame, grievance, anger, and so on.
Forgive Jian Qingwang, he still smiled unkindly.
Zhu Nanxiao saw Jian Qingxuan's shoulders trembling slightly, and there was an obvious happy expression on his face. Just thinking about it, he could imagine what his master was thinking!
His face turned red all of a sudden, like that boiled duck, or to put it more rustically, like that monkey's butt, it's always funny.
Zhu Nanxiao felt even more ashamed at that time, with regret on his face and a little helpless.It was more embarrassing, with tangled eyes, not knowing where to glance, and not knowing where to put my hands.
Jian Qinghuang felt that if he watched a good show like this again, he might be inappropriate, so he should do something.
So, he beckoned and said, "You come here first."
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