I really don't know how to tell fortunes

Wen Xi stood at the door, lowered her head, and saw the homeroom teacher standing there, her back was full of panic, her high heels were all sprained, and she walked out hurriedly with one hand in her hand, as if there was something behind her Like chasing her.

"Let's make a bet on how long she can live." Jiu Yun said with a smile on his face, "I'll bet for one day."

"No gambling." Wen Xi only glanced at the head teacher's back, and then went to the cafeteria: "You really don't need to eat?"

She remembered that ghosts also need to eat, but unlike living people, what ghosts need is Yin Qi, which can solidify their souls and make them stronger.

"No need." Jiu Yun grabbed Wen Xi's clothes: "No, don't change the topic, the point is to bet, bet with me, okay?"

She blinked and blinked, always looking pitiful, her own ghost always wants to be pampered by herself, Wen Xi sighed, and then said: "What's there to bet on?"

"The point is the result. If I lose, can I promise you something? It's the same if you lose." Jiu Yun said with a smile: "It's just a small joke between the two of us, to enhance our relationship."

"But you will suffer." Wen Xi was extremely serious: "I can see a lot of things, you can't win if you bet with me."

"I'm so dumb, why are you so ignorant of fun?" Jiu Yun felt like a salted fish, but what should I do, she just likes the person in front of her, and the sweetheart she chooses, she has to like it even on her knees.

"Then bet." Wen Xi said helplessly, her footsteps were light, almost silent, and when she spoke, she didn't seem to be deciding a person's life or death at all: "If you bet for one day, then I'll bet for two." Good day."

"Okay." Jiuyun revived from the dying salted fish in an instant. She couldn't help sticking out the tip of her tongue and licking her red lips. It was so small that she was lying on the coffin, but her eyes just made her Ren felt very charming: "It looks like I have to go and kill her tonight."

"When the time comes, you win the bet, and you will be mine. Oh, I haven't eaten meat for so many years, and I feel that my skills are rusty."

She couldn't help but put her hips on her hips, and smiled arrogantly: "I didn't expect this kind of operation to exist, there are deep routines in the city."

"Well, well, you are the worst." Wen Xi walked into the cafeteria calmly, and then went straight to the window of his favorite tomato beef brisket noodles.

"I would really do that!"

"If you really do this, I can't stop you, but it's not good." Wenxi bought a beef brisket noodle, and the aunt in the cafeteria saw that she was thin, and gave her an extra two yuan Beef, very enthusiastic: "The college entrance examination is coming soon, eat well and study hard."

Wen Xi obediently thanked the canteen auntie, and then walked back while saying: "Killing her, you have to bear an extra burden of evil karma, but she is the one who is going to die, it's really not worth it, don't do it Such a stupid thing."

Jiu Yun held up the little skirt and spun around: "Do I still lack such evil karma at 01:30?"

"That's what you had before you were with me. The master said that accumulating more merits can always offset those evil karma. I am only a teenager this year. I have tens or hundreds of years to accompany you to slowly accumulate .”

"Wow, you are such a dull person, can you talk so nicely when you talk about love?" Jiu Yun sat on the coffin, wiggling his little feet, trying to pretend to be calm to cover up his unnaturalness.

Wen Xi suddenly realized: "Is this a love story?"

"Yes, such sweet words can only be told to me alone!" Jiu Yun's eyebrows and eyes were curved, but the words from his red lips were a little cold: "If you tell others, who will hear it?"

I will kill anyone. "

"If I have created too much evil karma and I will never be reincarnated, then you will also be responsible for me and accompany me to accumulate merit." Jiu Yun was born with charming eyes, like a sugar-coated woman. , but she quickly giggled: "I'm just kidding, I don't want to."

Wen Xi, who was eating noodles, raised her head and licked the tomato juice on the corner of her lips: "Tomato beef brisket noodles are really delicious."

"Wow, Wen Xixi, are you so over the top? You don't even listen to me seriously." Jiu Yun covered his face with a bang: "No

There is no point in living a ghost anymore. "

"No, I heard it, don't tell others." Wen Xi said seriously: "If this is your request."

The ghosts raised in her family don't have any special requirements. They don't even eat food and they are easy to feed. Of course, they need to be pampered.

"But, don't kill people anymore." Wen Xi touched Jiuyun's head, and said seriously: "The teacher at home once told me that those who have too much evil karma will suffer from eighteen levels of hell, even Pay it off, and in the next life, you will be more like a living animal."

"Is the way of a beast bad? If I can be reincarnated as a kitten in the next life, you can hold me in your palm." Jiu Yun's face suddenly showed a murderous look: "When you passed by the cafeteria yesterday, I I saw a yellow-haired dog, meowing after you!"

Wen Xi: ...

That's just a cat!

"I can also hold you in the palm of my hand now." Wen Xi calmly supported Jiuyun, and didn't eat the noodles at the time. There are similarities between raising ghosts and raising cats, and you have to touch them smoothly .

In Wenxi's warm palm, Jiuyun lay down with a groan: "It's disgusting!"

The little yellow-haired orange cat has long been forgotten by her, and now she just wants to roll in Wen Xi's hands.

Wen Xi stared at the beef brisket noodles for a long time, and finally shifted her gaze to Jiuyun with difficulty, and helped her pinch and pull the gauze skirt so as not to lose it accidentally.

Although it is said that a ghost is gone, the people around can't see it at all.

After finally touching Jiuyun Shunmao, her beef brisket noodles were almost cold, Wenxi finished eating quickly, and then held Jiuyun in front of her, feeling a bit embarrassed: "Tonight... Can you..."

There was a faint blush on her cheeks: "I'm a little hungry..."

The hunger she said was naturally not ordinary hunger, Jiu Yun pointed to her cheek: "Come on, prove that you are not so kind to me just to be full."

Wen Xi hesitated for two seconds, then bent down for the food, kissed Jiu Yun, and Jiu Yun snorted into her pocket: "I will definitely feed you tonight!"

The blood on Jiuyun's body is terrifyingly heavy. When Wen Xi stared at Jiuyun carefully, he could see the blood on her body, almost condensed into substance. If Jiuyun hadn't been gathered, it would be overwhelming , a bloody aura like a sea of ​​blood.

Wen Xi has seen murderous ghosts, but they can't even compare to one ten-thousandth of the blood in Jiu Yun's body. Wen Xi can't even guess how many murders she has committed.

At night, Jiu Yun divided the blood energy in her body and gave it to Wen Xi to eat. After feeding Wen Xi, she planned ahead: "What if you suddenly get hungry when I'm not by your side?"

"Looking for something to eat..."

"What if I can't find it?"

Wen Xi fell into deep thought, and finally found that if she really couldn't find it, she seemed to have to be hungry.

Jiuyun crossed her legs and sat on the coffin. She jumped down suddenly, opened the lid of the small coffin, and then took out her own bone. She held up the bone and tore the blood that wrapped it.

It quickly turned into a red cotton candy: "Dangdang! Red cotton candy! Do you want to take a bite?"

Wen Xi looked at the severed bone and fell silent.

Sorry, don't want to eat.

"Wow, you despise me..." Jiuyun sat down next to the coffin like a playwright, and said, "You said you loved me very much, but you didn't even want to lick my bones! It's a big pig's trotter!"

Wen Xi: ...

No, I still refuse.

Seeing that no one was cheering for his performance, Jiuyun got up very unhappy, pinched the balls of blood into the size of glass beads, and piled them in his coffin.

"Take it yourself when you're hungry, tell me if it's not enough, eat it as a snack, and I will work hard to support you."

Wen Xi was quite embarrassed, and gave a small hum. She was still planning to go out and catch a few more evil spirits as food reserves. Losing too much blood might not necessarily be a good thing for Jiu Yun.

There are more evil spirits outside. After she graduates, she can go out to eat buffet. She can eat whatever she wants, and she can also make some money by the way to improve her life.

Now that she is in charge of the family, she can't always let the ghosts she raises to support the family. Whether it is a man or a woman, she must be self-reliant, and it is right to raise Jiu Yun by the way.

I always feel embarrassed to smell Xi, so I can only ask Jiu Yun in a low voice: "Do you really have nothing to like to eat? It's fine when you're alive, I can make money and buy a tribute for you, and it's good to taste. "

"Durian!" Jiuyun's eyes lit up suddenly: "How did I forget this!"

Wen Xi: ...

"When I didn't ask."

As a person who doesn’t like durian, the taste is enough to make her doubt life. Senior brother brought her to eat it before. She was still young at that time, and she was smoked by senior brother and cried. She cried and said to master: “Senior brother brought shit. Come back to eat, do you have no money to eat..."

That is the shadow of Wen Xi's life.

"Hey~ You asked yourself just now!"

"You heard me wrong." Wen Xi stuffed her into the coffin, quickly closed the lid of the small coffin, and then stuffed her into the bed: "Let's go to sleep."

"Beauty tricks are useless!"

"Then...then I kiss you?"

"No! Am I a ghost that can be dismissed so easily? At least two!"

"Okay... okay."

……

When Wenxi woke up the next day, she still felt that her dream also smelled of durian, and she felt a little scared immediately.

She hurriedly washed up, and then went to the classroom. The head teacher didn't come to class all day.