bundled into reality

Coming out of the old witch's office, Yan Ke breathed a long sigh of relief. Looking up, he saw Lu Xuan standing at the end of the corridor, smoking a cigarette, with his other hand holding his mobile phone, his tall figure was stretched into a long line by the afternoon sun. The long shadow is truly beautiful.

When Lu Xuan saw Yan Ke coming out, he slightly raised his hand holding the cigarette and shook it twice, motioning for him to go over, the expression was not clear on the face behind the light, but the shadow made a nice outline.

Ah, could it be that Lu Xuan is waiting for him here specially?The whole day's heavy mood finally became a little clearer.

Yan Ke walked toward the light in three steps at a time, probably because he had not had a good rest and was already a little dizzy. His left foot somehow stepped on the loose shoelace of his right foot. On the very smooth marble floor, Just like that, he fell down in a weird posture, very ungraceful, and very embarrassing.

"Are you performing acrobatics?" Lu Xuan paused his hand holding the phone, and his calm voice came from the light, as if there was a hint of a smile that couldn't be hidden.

If time could be turned back, if memory could be rewritten, if it wasn't so abrupt, if it wasn't so jumpy, the plot of this second would not happen.God, let me die, Yan Ke wanted to lie on the ground, his mind went blank, he had already ignored the pain of his ankle rubbing against the floor, and he couldn't admit that such a mentally retarded action happened so straightforwardly in front of Lu Xuan.

Lu Xuan crushed the cigarette butt and threw it into the trash can, walked over quickly and stretched out his hand to pull Yan Ke. After he stood still, his slender fingers relaxed, "If I don't pull you, are you planning to lie down all the time?" Continued calmly ridicule.

"You were hallucinating just now." Yan Ke put his hands in his pockets, pretending to be very comfortable, intending to pretend to be dead to the end and refuse to admit it.It's all because the ground is too slippery, and the shoelaces are not stable.

Lu Xuan didn't even bother to look at him, so he shook the phone screen in front of him, and a picture of himself lying on the ground with a distorted posture came into view.

"You..." Scoundrel!Yan Ke took a deep breath, swallowed the last two words abruptly, don't get angry, don't get angry when facing idols, you can be forgiven for being handsome and doing anything...

Lu Xuan was proud of having grasped the situation, "I'm in a better mood, Miss Millie can't wait for you to leave first, I'll probably tell you about the next arrangement."

It turned out that he deliberately teased himself because he was afraid that he would be depressed because of the death of his "friend". It was like a small stone was thrown into his heart, and the ripples rippled around like that.

"Next week, the two of us are going to record a reality show as flying guests, a program called "Three Meals a Day", which is to grow vegetables in the countryside for cooking and so on. Later, when we have no arrangements, we will come to the company for training every afternoon. Singing and dancing, we have to start preparing for a new album." Lu Xuan clarified the plan in a few words, and his tone changed back to that very calm tone, rustling very nicely.

When Yan Ke heard the reality show, he said hesitantly, "I was forced to enter this reality show, right?" There had been news that Lu Xuan was going to participate, and Xuanmi had been looking forward to his variety show debut for a long time. , but I haven't heard the news that I'm going to participate.

Hearing this rhetorical question, Lu Xuan raised his eyebrows, and said calmly, "Yes, otherwise?"

"Well, as your relational account, I won't embarrass you." Yan Ke nodded thoughtfully.

Tsk, I always feel like something is not right.

Just as he was thinking about it, a round-faced chubby guy came out of nowhere, patted Yan Ke on the back, and greeted him warmly, "Hi Yan Ke, I'm your new assistant, Xiaobai."

"Hey, where's your assistant from before?" Yan Ke looked at Lu Xuan with a puzzled expression, obviously there was a delicate girl following him backstage at the last meeting.

"We are both men, and it was inconvenient for the girl to take care of me, so we changed to a male assistant."

"Oh, that's it." The more Yan Ke listened, the more wrong it became. Lu Xuan was also taken care of by a girl before, why is it inconvenient for him to come here, Lu Xuan, you big pig's hooves!

"Brother Xuan, there's nothing to do in the future, are you going to be black?" Xiaobai asked excitedly, his expression full of expectation.

Lu Xuan glanced at Yan Ke, "Do you know how to play Dota 2? Let's go to the Internet cafe and play a few rounds together."

Yan Ke nodded silently, and followed behind them, full of thoughts in his heart. It turns out that high-cold male stars will go to Internet cafes to cheat like ordinary boys. Wait a minute, Lu Xuan's new assistant is not just to be with him Play games, and drag yourself into the water now.

Heh, this internet addict boy!

Thinking wildly, the three of them went to the private room of the Internet cafe near the company. Yan Ke was in a daze, thinking that everything was so fantasy, and there were all kinds of noisy microphones in the background one after another:

[Walk, walk, detour through the fog to catch people]

【Brother, why the hell are you dead again...】

[Change the gun and shoot the head, why are you standing still! 】

...

A week ago, I probably didn't even dare to think that he would sit in a smoky Internet cafe with his favorite idol for three consecutive times?This is a wonderful treatment that ordinary fans can't experience.

Fortunately, because of Lu Xuan, he also learned to play dota2 for almost a year. The teacher was right, opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared...

When the two of them went out, the brims of their hats were kept very low, and they finally entered the room. Lu Xuan quickly pulled the mask up to his chin, waited for Steam to load, took out another cigarette and bit it, tilted his head to light it, and asked vaguely , "What is your ID, I will pull you."

Yan Ke reported his ID, and saw that his nickname was still [Yan Ruyu], so he quickly changed his name to [I'm not Ake], and then clicked on Friends to apply for a friend, and found that Lu Xuan's nickname was as pissed and cold as he was: LX666

"I'll play support, and I promise not to hold you back." Yan Ke greeted first, and chose the support Lich, who was all chickens and eyes to send defense.

The eldest brother Xiaobai took the Juggernaut in the first position, and the Queen of Pain in the second position Lu Xuan, the mid laner solo, which fits his position very well.

At the beginning of the game, Yan Ke bought real and fake eyes and messengers like a dog, and followed Lu Xuan all the way to the middle lane to insert wards, and then swam back to the bottom lane.

In the first seven or eight minutes, the battlefield was very calm, several lines were developing steadily, and the economy was almost the same, and it was harmonious.

Yan Ke switched the map and found that the captain on the opposite side was going to surround Lu Xuan with the opponent's mid laner Death Prophet. Yan Ke hurried to the middle lane, first added a defense to Lu Xuan, and then decisively zoomed in. The ultrasonic shock wave is received.

The screen displays:【LX666Doublekill】

"Thank you." Lu Xuan's smoky voice whispered in his ear. He didn't turn on the mic, and the voice came from the side through the earphones, rustling.

Yan Ke blushed slightly, "You're welcome, I was originally an assistant."

Xiaobai, who was on the road, was still diligently swiping money, completely oblivious to the weird atmosphere between the two of them, and was still yelling, "Brother Xuan, come and walk on the road."

Yan Ke went back to the bottom lane to continue laning, but almost every one or two minutes later, he would run to the middle lane to help Lu Xuan ward, laning, pushing towers, attacking...

Bai Niu in the bottom lane is a super chatterbox, so the voice in the team becomes his stand-up comedy:

[Hey, where did the Lich go, I'm going to die]

[Lich Lich, pushing the tower, why did you go to the middle again]

[Lich, let's find a chance to join the wave, hey, where are people? 】

【Lich, what are you doing...】

...

[I...I'm walking in the middle] Yan Ke spoke weakly, and heard Lu Xuan chuckling.

[Shouldn't the fuck be me to roam around? ? ? 】Irritable white bull, crazy online, abruptly forced a number four to become a support.

时间过去三10分钟，严柯战绩1-2-7，7个辅助人头都跟陆玄有关...

Because Bai Niu has been on the order for a long time, it also caused various opportunities to catch people on the opposite side. After the nth time Bai Niu was caught, he complained: [This lich is probably not the little follower of the queen of the middle lane...]

It was clearly transmitted through the earpiece, and Lu Xuan obviously heard it clearly, Yan Ke's face turned red again, as if it was a little too obvious...

There are not many girls playing Dota. Yan Ke was one of the more talented ones in the past. When he got lucky, he could carry the whole audience. He didn't expect to be treated as a nympho for the first time with Lu Xuan.

When something happened to Lu Xuan, it was a mess.

It was also because of Yan Ke's various eccentricities in the early stage that they were slightly at a disadvantage. At 10 minutes, the opposite side hit the high ground with a shield.

At this time, Yan Ke and Lu Xuan were still leading the line in the opposite camp. There were only three teammates next to their own tower, and the other two were relatively weak and basically unable to resist. Part of the opponent's skills and blood volume will die.

Three of the four surviving opponents have already let go of their ultimate moves. Taking advantage of the high ground where no one is frantically demolishing towers, Lu Xuan commanded neatly, "Yan Ke, TP return to the city."

When the two returned to the spring, Lu Xuan turned on the ultrasonic roar and killed one, who was taken away by the Plague Mage's ultimate move, the Death Scythe.

"I still have 30 seconds to revive, Yan Ke will last a little longer." Xiao Bai counted down the seconds in frustration, his whole body was very irritable.

Yan Ke calmly used the ultimate move of serial frost, and the three people who had fully turned in their skills bounced each other's damage, and their blood volume was wiped out.

In the center of the screen: [I'm not Ake triplekill]

Um?Three kills?Very good, revenge for Lu Xuan, Yan Ke smiled slightly.

The teammates are all 6666's news in the team.

At this time, Xiaobai's sword master was resurrected with full blood, and the opponent had already been wiped out. He went all the way up alone and directly demolished the tower.

GG, they won.

Lu Xuan lit another cigarette with a relaxed face. The smoke was lingering, and he heard him say, "Your support is good, I like it very much. Let's play another game?"

Yan Ke smiled from the bottom of his heart, "Okay."

"Ake, let me tell you, you can't be so partial to Brother Xuan this time." Xiao Bai shook out a cigarette from the cigarette case and lit it, complaining silently.

"I... am not A Ke." Yan Ke was speechless.

"Ake, it's the start, what do you choose?" Lu Xuan's voice was light, but his words were filled with smiles.

"I'm not A Ke!" Yan Ke blushed.

noob:? ? ?

Yan Ke, you double-standard dog.

The author has something to say: this one adds a little bit of e-sports elements, it doesn’t matter if you haven’t played dota2 before, it’s just like Glory of Kings, it’s a five-versus-five-player tower demolition game, whoever explodes the base first wins~