bundled into reality
Chapter 29
Li Siyu was the first to get up. He simply put on his bottom, tied a high ponytail, put on a sweater, and went into the kitchen to cook a big pot of egg noodles for everyone's breakfast.
"Our Muzi is really hardworking. Whoever married you is really a blessing." Qin Muchen walked downstairs with his coat hooked up and his shirt buttoned up with one hand. Seeing the busy figures in the kitchen, he felt very good early in the morning.He was never called Si Yu like everyone else, and Muzi was his unique nickname.
Li Siyu scooped the soup evenly into the noodle bowl with a spoon, without lifting his eyelids, "Hmph, I'm afraid some people won't dare to marry."
Qin Muchen twitched the corners of his mouth, stepped forward and pinched Li Siyu's waist lightly, followed behind to clean up the kitchen, and then helped put the breakfast on the table, "I'll get Lu Xuan and the others to wake up."
On the Datong bunk, Lu Xuan has actually woken up. There is a stupid bird outside that has been grabbing the window glass and making some sharp noises. It is also strange. Lu Xuan found that every time he slept with Yan Ke, he fell asleep. It's very reassuring, and I have no dreams all night.
He turned to look at Yan Ke, the morning sun at seven o'clock came in through the cracks in the curtains and shone on Yan Ke's fair face, which looked too delicate, and if touched, it should also feel good.The quilt was only covered around the waist, and the long and slender limbs were all exposed to the outside, attracting people to commit crimes.
If this thin-armed and long-legged person is wrapped around his body, it would be so irritating. Lu Xuan became shamefully stiff, and immediately jumped off the bed, bumping into Qin Muchen who was about to enter the door, "Hey, I was about to call you, Why are you running in such a hurry?"
"Urinary urgency."
"In such a hurry?" Qin Muchen walked in playing with his phone, the wooden floor made a crisp sound, he clicked on NetEase Cloud and chose the theme song of "Pirates of the Caribbean" to play, and directly threw the phone to Yan Ke's ear.
Sure enough, in a second, Yan Ke turned over and sat up immediately, with a look of lovelessness on his face, "Brother, you won."
Qin Muchen stood by the bed with a smug smile, walked quickly to the window and opened the window of the room, a gust of air-conditioning swept in, "Hurry up and tidy up, Teacher Jiang and Teacher Pan are coming soon, and the live broadcast will start right away." When you fall, you leave the room, coming and going like the wind.
Yan Ke let out a muffled hum, and was so excited by the autumn wind that he slouched from the bed to the head of the bed with great reluctance, hooked his own box over with his feet and opened it, and began to be in a dull daze again. When it was over, he was busy packing Lu Xuan's suitcases, and he didn't take any of his autumn clothes.
When Lu Xuan came out of the toilet, he saw Yan Ke with a dumbfounded face. He was so cute in a daze. He couldn't help but touched his head with his hands and patted it twice, "Why are you so dazed in the morning?"
"I only brought short sleeves and a thick coat, as if I didn't bring any autumn clothes."
Lu Xuan dragged his suitcase out and spread it out, and arranged the packing bags neatly. He opened the clothes bag, took out two sweaters, and threw the white one to Yan Ke, "You try this."
Yan Ke tugged at the hem of the sweater, which was soft.This dress was seen worn by Lu Xuan several times when sending off the plane, and he liked it so much that he stuffed it into the box.Hmm, thinking that the sweater was tightly pasted against Lu Xuan's skin, I felt really ashamed and flustered.
Lu Xuan took off his nightgown neatly, and then changed into the same style of black sweater and trousers. He basically buys clothes like straight men do. He buys the same style but different colors. He is so simple and rude that he doesn't look like an idol at all.
Yan Ke hesitated for a few seconds, turned his back and put on a white sweater, and instantly warmed up. He was wearing a Lu Xuantong necklace around his neck, and he didn't dare to let him see it.Lu Xuan didn't intend to dodge either, his gaze fell sharply, he took off his pajama pants again, and quickly put on black trousers. It got stuck in the trouser leg, and fell askew on the bed, in a state of embarrassment.
Lu Xuan has finished tidying up everything here. He squinted his eyes and smiled to see Yan Ke's shy expression, but Yan Ke bumped his head against the railing at the end of the bed. He immediately put away his smile and walked over, holding his ankle with one hand, Slowly lift one hand up along the creases of the trousers, "It's so fast to take off the trousers, but it's so difficult to put them on"
As soon as the words came out, there seemed to be some ambiguity, neither of them continued, and there was a strange silence.
People from the program team knocked on the door and came in to turn on the microphone, "Now the show will start live from the moment I go out, 3, 2, 1, ready to turn on."
Yan Ke and Lu Xuan walked down the stairs. The first scene in the live broadcast was two handsome guys with perfect ratios going down the stairs one after the other. Li Siyu stood on the first floor and looked up, his eyes full of love, "What are you two doing?" Couple outfits? I'm going to be sweetened early in the morning."
Yan Ke squinted his eyes half-threateningly, "Don't talk nonsense, just lend me Lu Xuan's clothes."
"Hmph, trying to hide it!"
Lu Xuan's expression was calm, without the slightest reaction to being joked, he walked to the dining table as usual and prepared to eat, Qin Muchen leaned against the door frame, clicked his tongue inaudibly, these two people, he had no adultery, he chopped off his head.
At eight o'clock in the morning, there were not many online viewers, but Li Siyu's joke became the first wave of barrage explosions in the live broadcast.
[What kind of coquettish operation do I rely on to wear Lu Xuan's clothes, and make up a [-]-word novel in my brain]
[I have already taken a screenshot of this couple outfit copper mine, CP fans are satisfied]
[I got it from Li Siyu's excited tone, she is also a sister of CP fan]
[Oh my god, this episode is so exciting, I like the two pairs of CPs, grandma masters are going to stay up late to make videos]
【After waiting for a long time, today is finally here, and I shed tears for the sweet love again early in the morning!】
......
Jiang Xu hurriedly carried the box into the door, "I just got the task card, you are a bit miserable today, after dinner, you have to help the sows of Aunt Wang's family in the nearby village to deliver..."
The four of them were smiling and eating noodles, but they lost their appetite in an instant. Li Siyu almost rolled his eyes with a slumped face, "Mr. Jiang, are you sure you didn't read the wrong word? Delivering a sow? The four of us???"
Pan Shi followed behind, rubbing his stomach and nodding with a suppressed smile, "I wish you all the best, come back for dinner early."
The barrage is all hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[They must regret accepting this show hahahaha]
[This is really a down-to-earth variety show, the program team is too ruthless...]
【I feel sorry for them, maybe I don’t want to eat all day long】
[Isn't this a dinner variety show?I'm scared, I dare not look back]
......
The four of them walked to Aunt Wang's house after dinner, with heavy steps, Yan Ke tried to ease the atmosphere, "Anyway, there is only one task today, we can come back to rest earlier if we finish it early, it's good to think about it."
"Baby Yan Ke, you know that we may have to wait for several hours for it to be born. Besides, we are inexperienced. What if we kill the little piggy..." The management has given up. She heard that this show is to toss the guests, but it is just chopping firewood and growing vegetables. No one told her that there is such a rough task?
Qin Muchen looked at her, patted her on the shoulder to comfort her, "It's okay, we three big men, it won't be your turn anyway."
"It's even more unreliable for you three big men to deliver the baby?"
Lu Xuan pushed aside the fence of Aunt Wang's house, took a deep breath, and kept his brows on. He had no idea about this kind of mission, "Everyone is here, let's solve it quickly."
When they saw a two-hundred-jin sow lying horizontally in the pigsty, whimpering, and a very real strange smell of feed emanating from the surroundings, they really felt that this task was really a real one. too tricky.
Li Siyu looked back at the camera and acted coquettishly, "Can we give up the mission? There's really no way to do this." The camera shook his head indifferently and made a gesture of invitation.
Aunt Wang greeted her with a flushed face, took Li Siyu's hand enthusiastically, and spoke Sichuan dialect mixed with Mandarin, "Don't be afraid, girl, I will help you together, you just need to help. Now Lili has been infused with fluid to help deliver the baby." Yes, soon."
There was a knowledgeable helper, and several people breathed a sigh of relief. Yan Ke lay beside the pigsty and looked at the pig named Lili. His stomach was shrinking evenly, and he felt that he was in good condition. "Auntie, what do we need to do now?" ?”
"Sterilize it in a while, and then the midwife will apply ichthyol on their hands, and then they can start delivering the baby. Who will come?"
The four stared at each other, and Lu Xuan raised his hand lightly, "Let me do it. When I was young, I saw my neighbor deliver puppies. It should be similar."
The barrage floated by: [Lu Xuan is really a man of iron blood, awesome! 】
The aunt nodded in relief, took out the glove and handed it to Lu Xuan, pointing to Yan Ke, "Handsome guy, then you are responsible for helping him." Then she turned to Li Siyu and Qin Muchen, "You two will be responsible for cleaning up the newborn cubs. cub."
Yan Ke took the disinfectant and cotton and handed them to Lu Xuan, squatted beside him and looked at the pig, stroked its back to comfort it, Lu Xuan put on his gloves and lubricated it, and stretched it in, while the aunt squatted in the other direction to direct angle.
The barrage is crazy.
[I rely on my mother to think that I am watching some agricultural program, and said that the midwife boy is handsome]
[The program team came out to die, what kind of force did a good idol make? 】
[I think this link is very meaningful, isn't everyone born like this, do you understand life in awe?]
【...I can only say that I am convinced by a few capital letters of them】
......
Soon the first two came out smoothly, Lu Xuan handed them to Yan Ke with trembling hands, Yan Ke carried the two lumps of soft things to the small table next to him, Li Siyu and Qin Muchen took cotton to clean up the blood.
"Why do I feel a little moved? This little thing is so cute." The two cubs were lying on their backs, their eyes still open. Li Siyu cleaned it with tweezers, and Qin Muchen took the blanket Gently wrap them up.
"This is probably the beauty of life." Qin Muchen also had tender eyes, and Li Siyu at this time was full of maternal brilliance in his eyes.
Over there, Aunt Wang suddenly yelled, "Wait, let me come later, Lili looks like she's having a dystocia, and it's a little dangerous." The docile Lili's stomach began to contract violently, and she let out a painful roar, and the hearts of everyone who heard it were convulsed. Pinch it tight.
Lu Xuan pulled off his gloves and stood next to Yan Ke, his thoughts drifted away inexplicably. It's really fortunate that Yan Ke won't have to suffer this kind of crime in the future.
He always likes to think things far away, and it was only at this time that nonsensical thoughts drifted away that he realized that Yan Ke was much more important to him than he thought.
Not willing to have the slightest pain, not willing to have a little surprise.
The author has something to say: Yan Ke: Can you think of me when you see a pig delivering a baby? ? ?
Lu Xuan: It's not that I love you so much!
"Our Muzi is really hardworking. Whoever married you is really a blessing." Qin Muchen walked downstairs with his coat hooked up and his shirt buttoned up with one hand. Seeing the busy figures in the kitchen, he felt very good early in the morning.He was never called Si Yu like everyone else, and Muzi was his unique nickname.
Li Siyu scooped the soup evenly into the noodle bowl with a spoon, without lifting his eyelids, "Hmph, I'm afraid some people won't dare to marry."
Qin Muchen twitched the corners of his mouth, stepped forward and pinched Li Siyu's waist lightly, followed behind to clean up the kitchen, and then helped put the breakfast on the table, "I'll get Lu Xuan and the others to wake up."
On the Datong bunk, Lu Xuan has actually woken up. There is a stupid bird outside that has been grabbing the window glass and making some sharp noises. It is also strange. Lu Xuan found that every time he slept with Yan Ke, he fell asleep. It's very reassuring, and I have no dreams all night.
He turned to look at Yan Ke, the morning sun at seven o'clock came in through the cracks in the curtains and shone on Yan Ke's fair face, which looked too delicate, and if touched, it should also feel good.The quilt was only covered around the waist, and the long and slender limbs were all exposed to the outside, attracting people to commit crimes.
If this thin-armed and long-legged person is wrapped around his body, it would be so irritating. Lu Xuan became shamefully stiff, and immediately jumped off the bed, bumping into Qin Muchen who was about to enter the door, "Hey, I was about to call you, Why are you running in such a hurry?"
"Urinary urgency."
"In such a hurry?" Qin Muchen walked in playing with his phone, the wooden floor made a crisp sound, he clicked on NetEase Cloud and chose the theme song of "Pirates of the Caribbean" to play, and directly threw the phone to Yan Ke's ear.
Sure enough, in a second, Yan Ke turned over and sat up immediately, with a look of lovelessness on his face, "Brother, you won."
Qin Muchen stood by the bed with a smug smile, walked quickly to the window and opened the window of the room, a gust of air-conditioning swept in, "Hurry up and tidy up, Teacher Jiang and Teacher Pan are coming soon, and the live broadcast will start right away." When you fall, you leave the room, coming and going like the wind.
Yan Ke let out a muffled hum, and was so excited by the autumn wind that he slouched from the bed to the head of the bed with great reluctance, hooked his own box over with his feet and opened it, and began to be in a dull daze again. When it was over, he was busy packing Lu Xuan's suitcases, and he didn't take any of his autumn clothes.
When Lu Xuan came out of the toilet, he saw Yan Ke with a dumbfounded face. He was so cute in a daze. He couldn't help but touched his head with his hands and patted it twice, "Why are you so dazed in the morning?"
"I only brought short sleeves and a thick coat, as if I didn't bring any autumn clothes."
Lu Xuan dragged his suitcase out and spread it out, and arranged the packing bags neatly. He opened the clothes bag, took out two sweaters, and threw the white one to Yan Ke, "You try this."
Yan Ke tugged at the hem of the sweater, which was soft.This dress was seen worn by Lu Xuan several times when sending off the plane, and he liked it so much that he stuffed it into the box.Hmm, thinking that the sweater was tightly pasted against Lu Xuan's skin, I felt really ashamed and flustered.
Lu Xuan took off his nightgown neatly, and then changed into the same style of black sweater and trousers. He basically buys clothes like straight men do. He buys the same style but different colors. He is so simple and rude that he doesn't look like an idol at all.
Yan Ke hesitated for a few seconds, turned his back and put on a white sweater, and instantly warmed up. He was wearing a Lu Xuantong necklace around his neck, and he didn't dare to let him see it.Lu Xuan didn't intend to dodge either, his gaze fell sharply, he took off his pajama pants again, and quickly put on black trousers. It got stuck in the trouser leg, and fell askew on the bed, in a state of embarrassment.
Lu Xuan has finished tidying up everything here. He squinted his eyes and smiled to see Yan Ke's shy expression, but Yan Ke bumped his head against the railing at the end of the bed. He immediately put away his smile and walked over, holding his ankle with one hand, Slowly lift one hand up along the creases of the trousers, "It's so fast to take off the trousers, but it's so difficult to put them on"
As soon as the words came out, there seemed to be some ambiguity, neither of them continued, and there was a strange silence.
People from the program team knocked on the door and came in to turn on the microphone, "Now the show will start live from the moment I go out, 3, 2, 1, ready to turn on."
Yan Ke and Lu Xuan walked down the stairs. The first scene in the live broadcast was two handsome guys with perfect ratios going down the stairs one after the other. Li Siyu stood on the first floor and looked up, his eyes full of love, "What are you two doing?" Couple outfits? I'm going to be sweetened early in the morning."
Yan Ke squinted his eyes half-threateningly, "Don't talk nonsense, just lend me Lu Xuan's clothes."
"Hmph, trying to hide it!"
Lu Xuan's expression was calm, without the slightest reaction to being joked, he walked to the dining table as usual and prepared to eat, Qin Muchen leaned against the door frame, clicked his tongue inaudibly, these two people, he had no adultery, he chopped off his head.
At eight o'clock in the morning, there were not many online viewers, but Li Siyu's joke became the first wave of barrage explosions in the live broadcast.
[What kind of coquettish operation do I rely on to wear Lu Xuan's clothes, and make up a [-]-word novel in my brain]
[I have already taken a screenshot of this couple outfit copper mine, CP fans are satisfied]
[I got it from Li Siyu's excited tone, she is also a sister of CP fan]
[Oh my god, this episode is so exciting, I like the two pairs of CPs, grandma masters are going to stay up late to make videos]
【After waiting for a long time, today is finally here, and I shed tears for the sweet love again early in the morning!】
......
Jiang Xu hurriedly carried the box into the door, "I just got the task card, you are a bit miserable today, after dinner, you have to help the sows of Aunt Wang's family in the nearby village to deliver..."
The four of them were smiling and eating noodles, but they lost their appetite in an instant. Li Siyu almost rolled his eyes with a slumped face, "Mr. Jiang, are you sure you didn't read the wrong word? Delivering a sow? The four of us???"
Pan Shi followed behind, rubbing his stomach and nodding with a suppressed smile, "I wish you all the best, come back for dinner early."
The barrage is all hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[They must regret accepting this show hahahaha]
[This is really a down-to-earth variety show, the program team is too ruthless...]
【I feel sorry for them, maybe I don’t want to eat all day long】
[Isn't this a dinner variety show?I'm scared, I dare not look back]
......
The four of them walked to Aunt Wang's house after dinner, with heavy steps, Yan Ke tried to ease the atmosphere, "Anyway, there is only one task today, we can come back to rest earlier if we finish it early, it's good to think about it."
"Baby Yan Ke, you know that we may have to wait for several hours for it to be born. Besides, we are inexperienced. What if we kill the little piggy..." The management has given up. She heard that this show is to toss the guests, but it is just chopping firewood and growing vegetables. No one told her that there is such a rough task?
Qin Muchen looked at her, patted her on the shoulder to comfort her, "It's okay, we three big men, it won't be your turn anyway."
"It's even more unreliable for you three big men to deliver the baby?"
Lu Xuan pushed aside the fence of Aunt Wang's house, took a deep breath, and kept his brows on. He had no idea about this kind of mission, "Everyone is here, let's solve it quickly."
When they saw a two-hundred-jin sow lying horizontally in the pigsty, whimpering, and a very real strange smell of feed emanating from the surroundings, they really felt that this task was really a real one. too tricky.
Li Siyu looked back at the camera and acted coquettishly, "Can we give up the mission? There's really no way to do this." The camera shook his head indifferently and made a gesture of invitation.
Aunt Wang greeted her with a flushed face, took Li Siyu's hand enthusiastically, and spoke Sichuan dialect mixed with Mandarin, "Don't be afraid, girl, I will help you together, you just need to help. Now Lili has been infused with fluid to help deliver the baby." Yes, soon."
There was a knowledgeable helper, and several people breathed a sigh of relief. Yan Ke lay beside the pigsty and looked at the pig named Lili. His stomach was shrinking evenly, and he felt that he was in good condition. "Auntie, what do we need to do now?" ?”
"Sterilize it in a while, and then the midwife will apply ichthyol on their hands, and then they can start delivering the baby. Who will come?"
The four stared at each other, and Lu Xuan raised his hand lightly, "Let me do it. When I was young, I saw my neighbor deliver puppies. It should be similar."
The barrage floated by: [Lu Xuan is really a man of iron blood, awesome! 】
The aunt nodded in relief, took out the glove and handed it to Lu Xuan, pointing to Yan Ke, "Handsome guy, then you are responsible for helping him." Then she turned to Li Siyu and Qin Muchen, "You two will be responsible for cleaning up the newborn cubs. cub."
Yan Ke took the disinfectant and cotton and handed them to Lu Xuan, squatted beside him and looked at the pig, stroked its back to comfort it, Lu Xuan put on his gloves and lubricated it, and stretched it in, while the aunt squatted in the other direction to direct angle.
The barrage is crazy.
[I rely on my mother to think that I am watching some agricultural program, and said that the midwife boy is handsome]
[The program team came out to die, what kind of force did a good idol make? 】
[I think this link is very meaningful, isn't everyone born like this, do you understand life in awe?]
【...I can only say that I am convinced by a few capital letters of them】
......
Soon the first two came out smoothly, Lu Xuan handed them to Yan Ke with trembling hands, Yan Ke carried the two lumps of soft things to the small table next to him, Li Siyu and Qin Muchen took cotton to clean up the blood.
"Why do I feel a little moved? This little thing is so cute." The two cubs were lying on their backs, their eyes still open. Li Siyu cleaned it with tweezers, and Qin Muchen took the blanket Gently wrap them up.
"This is probably the beauty of life." Qin Muchen also had tender eyes, and Li Siyu at this time was full of maternal brilliance in his eyes.
Over there, Aunt Wang suddenly yelled, "Wait, let me come later, Lili looks like she's having a dystocia, and it's a little dangerous." The docile Lili's stomach began to contract violently, and she let out a painful roar, and the hearts of everyone who heard it were convulsed. Pinch it tight.
Lu Xuan pulled off his gloves and stood next to Yan Ke, his thoughts drifted away inexplicably. It's really fortunate that Yan Ke won't have to suffer this kind of crime in the future.
He always likes to think things far away, and it was only at this time that nonsensical thoughts drifted away that he realized that Yan Ke was much more important to him than he thought.
Not willing to have the slightest pain, not willing to have a little surprise.
The author has something to say: Yan Ke: Can you think of me when you see a pig delivering a baby? ? ?
Lu Xuan: It's not that I love you so much!
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