Anonymous buyer: Do you have bamboo shoots at home?
Snail Royal Duty Free Shop-Xiaomi: Hello, I am Xiaomi customer service.Kiss, please wait a moment, the bamboo shoots are too precious, I'm going to check [careful heart.jpg].
Anonymous Buyer: Okay, please try to find me a copy, the price is not a problem.
Snail Royal Duty Free Shop-Xiaomi: Is Kiss still there?
Anonymous Buyer: Yes, yes!Have it?
Snail Royal Duty Free Shop-Xiaomi: Yes, my dear luck is really good [Sahuahua], it just so happened that our Royal Research Institute just simulated an ancient bamboo shoot, and a planet experiment was successful just now, and it hasn’t been announced yet. , if you need it, we can make a private link for you, dear, what do you think? [Expectation.jpg]
Anonymous Buyer: Good!I want it all!
Snail Royal Duty Free Shop-Xiaomi: Alright dear, you must have come from a noble family with a profound heritage, such an expensive thing, you can ask for everything, it’s really amazing [five-body worship.jpg]
Anonymous Buyer: When can I get it?
Snail Royal Duty Free Shop-Xiaomi: For precious items, we guarantee that no matter which planet you are on, they will be delivered within one hour. After you pay, leave your address, and we will send a special ship to deliver immediately. Here is the purchase link.
Anonymous buyer: Well, can I pick it up in person?
Snail Royal Duty Free Shop-Xiaomi: That’s right, dear, you know that this precious vegetable is not only extremely difficult to cultivate, only our zombie empire has the technology to cultivate it, but it is also very delicate, and has extremely high requirements for storage and transportation. High, just in case, it's better to have our special starship transport it, and it's better to deliver expensive items to you personally.
Anonymous Buyer: But...
Snail Royal Duty Free Shop-Xiaomi: Don’t worry, dear, we will provide you with the best service in StarCraft. Our service is warm and professional, and we will not miss any details. A small customer service like me is in Lark Race Professional School Having studied classical service, not to mention others, you see, do you have any questions? [heart]
Anonymous Buyer: Well, anywhere?
Snail Royal Duty Free Shop-Xiaomi: Yes, dear, as long as you are not on your home planet, we can deliver it to you on time.
[The buyer has already paid, please check the address and deliver the goods as soon as possible. ]
Snail Royal Duty Free Shop-Xiaomi: I see that you have paid here, dear, we will arrange delivery for you right away [Memeda.jpg]
5 minute later.
Anonymous Buyer: ? ? ?
Anonymous Buyer: Hello?
Anonymous Buyer: Uh... Kiss?are u there?
Snail Royal Duty Free Shop-Xiaomi: Not in, not for sale, refunded.
Anonymous Buyer: ...
"What do you mean?" Mingming looked at Guangnao in a daze, where was the sweet customer service who kissed just now?
Wu Yi slapped Mingming's head 180°, "You were clever when you wrote the essay just now, why don't you look at your address, Planet Fuer! What lives on Planet Fuer? Live in Star Wars The troops that bombed the Zombie Research Institute!"
"However, he said that he couldn't pick it up by himself, he had to send it over, and he also said that any place is fine." Mingming was not convinced: "Zombies are simply too much!"
"What's even more exaggerated is that they are still talking about us in public forums!"
A few Zergs struggled from the live broadcast room, gave the talking Zerg a few seconds, and looked at his optical brain.
"What Do Fighting Races Do?It hasn't been a hundred years since it stopped, are you going to do something again? "
Host: There are Zergs who come to the Zombie Royal Flagship Store to buy things, and they generously say that they want everything. There is no other destination to send so much money to zombies?
And what do you think the Zerg will buy?Buy vegetables!Carnivorous Zerg spend so much money on vegetables?Anyway, I don't believe it, how about you?
1L: I don't understand your area anymore. Just now there was a post saying that the Zerg has been committed to the cause of interstellar peace these years. This post also said that the Zerg is going to make trouble?
2L: Committed to the cause of peace?Hahahaha laughed out a pair of wings, is the Zerg a dove of peace?
3L: The fact that the Zerg eats vegetables is really magical, and I don't believe it.Don't they eat cosmic energy?
Zerg: "..."
"They don't believe us."
"Since when did they trust us?"
The discussion in the post gradually became magical, and the Zergs were not too angry. As for why they were not so angry, whether it was because they did not need the trust of other races, or because they realized that they themselves were not worthy of trust, no one knew.
The nervous and indifferent Zergs were depressed for a while, and while eating the not-so-appetizing meal, they focused on that person, and he began to eat.
Watching this person eat will attract them more than anything else.
They didn't feel much about the discussions about them on the Internet, but the fact that they couldn't eat the bamboo shoots made them a little depressed, especially after seeing Yu Qing start eating.
The rough Zerg have never seen such a unique and exquisite food. It turns out that natural food and simple methods can make such delicious food, and Yu Qing is more and more apotheosis in their hearts.
The food that the Zergs love so much is considered a simple dish for Yu Qing. Although it is simple, the taste is not bad.
This dish is called Pang Lin Xian. The most basic one is to dig bamboo shoots and roast them by the side of the bamboo forest. Pang Lin means just digging and roasting directly by the forest. The essence is freshness.
This is a very inclusive food. You can add meat, rice, etc. inside the bamboo shoots. They don’t have those now, they can only fill with shrimp and mushrooms, but the taste is not bad.
Seeing that the little spirit beast had finished eating, Yu Qing began to eat. He only ate two of the little bamboo shoots, and then took the little spirit beast back.
He hadn't felt this way for a long time, and he was a little tired and wanted to sleep.
There was no bed in the cave, so they had to use grass to make a simple sleeping place. When Yu Qing made the bed with grass, the little spirit beast followed him holding the night pearl, and never took his eyes off him.
Yu Qing looked down at this little spirit beast, the fluff on his horns was wet with sweat again.
Which is weird, it's spring and it's nowhere near hot enough to sweat.
After Yu Qing made the bed, he put the little spirit beast at the entrance of the cave, and examined him more carefully, "Is it because the wound hurts that you are sweating?"
The little spirit beast thought for a while, then shook his head hesitantly. It was because of the pain, but not because of the wound. Those wounds were nothing to him, and after the wound was carefully applied with ointment, it no longer hurt.
The little spirit beast under him was as hot as a small stove. Yu Qing liked the temperature, but when the temperature got higher and higher, he realized that the temperature was abnormal.
There seemed to be a fire burning in the belly of the little spirit beast, burning its body.
When Yu Qing stroked him, the little spirit beast made a comfortable grunt, and then the fluff became more wet with sweat. He held back Yu Qing's hand enduring the pain, and whimpered softly under his hand.
Yu Qing felt a strange power from the little spirit beast. The little spirit beast was in so much pain and its body was so hot, he had a guess in his heart.
Perhaps it was because there was such a powerful force in the little spirit beast's body that the little body couldn't carry it, and it couldn't release it, which made it so painful.
If only he could recover some spiritual power.
Yu Qing looked at the little spirit beast holding him with one hand and staring blankly at him. This kind of pain, which was so painful that its hair was wet with sweat for a moment, seemed to be used to it.
Yu Qingbin's cold heart was poked, "Where did it start to hurt?"
The only direction of his eyes was reflected in the blue-gray eyes of the little spirit beast, and he hesitated for a while, when did it start?Since he can remember.
This pain has been there since I can remember, but no one has ever asked.
For a long, long time, he thought he would get used to this kind of pain, but it was too difficult. The pain was like something breaking through his blood vessels, breaking his bones, and then slowly healing, and then hitting again, and so on. Back and forth, never stop.
It was the first time for the little spirit beast to be asked this question, its blue-gray pupils were like radiant tourmalines, he lowered his head and leaned against Yu Qing's hand, gently touching his fingers with his soft horns.
The horns are the only part of the Zerg that is always soft. The horns of the indestructible Zerg after adulthood are also soft. This only soft part has a soft meaning.
He will grow up quickly and grow up to resist this pain.
No one asked him before, he let himself get used to it, but now he thinks of resisting, because someone is worried.
"Goohoo."
He began to enjoy the heat, under the scorching heat, there was warmth flowing silently.
Yu Qing seemed to have heard the answer to his question, and placed his other hand on Furry's back to caress.
The Zergs who saw this scene were both enjoying and confused.
It feels so good now.
The moon and stars are sparse outside the cave, and in the vast world, there is only one person and one insect at the entrance of the cave. In front of them is the bright moonlight, and behind them is the soft light from the night pearl.
Under the overlapping light inside and outside the cave, one hand gently wiped away the tiredness on the body, and the other hand can be used to hug and rub lightly with the horn.
The horns of the Zerg are not touched by others. If they are touched, it must be such a pair of clean and delicate hands, which are just right and fit perfectly.
The Zergs have never seen such a beautiful light. The intersection of the moonlight and the luminous pearl is the most peaceful and warm place in the vast interstellar space, and it is worth guarding to the death.
But they were very confused, obviously watching, listening and feeling the whole time, why couldn't they understand what these two people were talking about?
pain?Do you mean the wounds on your body?What kind of injury is that? The Zerg has tenacious vitality and strong resilience. The wounds under the leaves and ointment may have recovered as before.
How hypocritical, insects without psionic powers are really too hypocritical, the Zerg thought in a complicated mood, absolutely not sour.
But it didn't take long for them to lose their minds, for they seemed to be going to sleep.
The Zerg remembered a horrible thing.
Zergs are lazy and don't pay much attention to this matter. They use a small program designed for them by the Star Alliance. When the wearer needs a private space such as washing, changing clothes, sleeping, etc., it will be automatically turned off.
so?
The floor was completely pulverized by the violent Zerg.
How could they bear not being able to suck this man for hours!
Unless the little prince stays up all night.
It seemed that they had established a psychic link with the little prince for the first time. The little prince really didn't sleep. Although he closed his eyes, they could still see the picture, which proved that the little prince was awake and didn't feel sleepy at all.
After a long time, Su Rong got up lightly, walked carefully step by step to the side of the man's straw mat, opened a pair of sober eyes, and looked at him quietly and intently.
The night was quieter, and the small body blocked a small piece of the gentle night wind.
For a long time, I didn't move my eyes.
The Zerg in it didn't think it was a little idiot at all.
Because so are they.
The Zerg wagged their tails, seeing the man sleeping peacefully and soundly in front of them, overflowing with joy and satisfaction that needed to be released.
When the little front paws couldn't help touching Yu Qing's drooping clothes carefully, Yu Qing just opened his eyes.
Furry, who was caught on the spot, stood there in a daze.
The Zerg covered their eyes with their front paws one after another, feeling ashamed that they had robbed other planets, and worrying about being hated.
The author has something to say:
Su Rong's eyes are pure and sincere: I just woke up and saw your clothes fall down, and I came to pick them up for you, and it took less than a second to come here.
Note: Pang Linxian comes from "Shan Jia Qing Gong".
Snail Royal Duty Free Shop-Xiaomi: Hello, I am Xiaomi customer service.Kiss, please wait a moment, the bamboo shoots are too precious, I'm going to check [careful heart.jpg].
Anonymous Buyer: Okay, please try to find me a copy, the price is not a problem.
Snail Royal Duty Free Shop-Xiaomi: Is Kiss still there?
Anonymous Buyer: Yes, yes!Have it?
Snail Royal Duty Free Shop-Xiaomi: Yes, my dear luck is really good [Sahuahua], it just so happened that our Royal Research Institute just simulated an ancient bamboo shoot, and a planet experiment was successful just now, and it hasn’t been announced yet. , if you need it, we can make a private link for you, dear, what do you think? [Expectation.jpg]
Anonymous Buyer: Good!I want it all!
Snail Royal Duty Free Shop-Xiaomi: Alright dear, you must have come from a noble family with a profound heritage, such an expensive thing, you can ask for everything, it’s really amazing [five-body worship.jpg]
Anonymous Buyer: When can I get it?
Snail Royal Duty Free Shop-Xiaomi: For precious items, we guarantee that no matter which planet you are on, they will be delivered within one hour. After you pay, leave your address, and we will send a special ship to deliver immediately. Here is the purchase link.
Anonymous buyer: Well, can I pick it up in person?
Snail Royal Duty Free Shop-Xiaomi: That’s right, dear, you know that this precious vegetable is not only extremely difficult to cultivate, only our zombie empire has the technology to cultivate it, but it is also very delicate, and has extremely high requirements for storage and transportation. High, just in case, it's better to have our special starship transport it, and it's better to deliver expensive items to you personally.
Anonymous Buyer: But...
Snail Royal Duty Free Shop-Xiaomi: Don’t worry, dear, we will provide you with the best service in StarCraft. Our service is warm and professional, and we will not miss any details. A small customer service like me is in Lark Race Professional School Having studied classical service, not to mention others, you see, do you have any questions? [heart]
Anonymous Buyer: Well, anywhere?
Snail Royal Duty Free Shop-Xiaomi: Yes, dear, as long as you are not on your home planet, we can deliver it to you on time.
[The buyer has already paid, please check the address and deliver the goods as soon as possible. ]
Snail Royal Duty Free Shop-Xiaomi: I see that you have paid here, dear, we will arrange delivery for you right away [Memeda.jpg]
5 minute later.
Anonymous Buyer: ? ? ?
Anonymous Buyer: Hello?
Anonymous Buyer: Uh... Kiss?are u there?
Snail Royal Duty Free Shop-Xiaomi: Not in, not for sale, refunded.
Anonymous Buyer: ...
"What do you mean?" Mingming looked at Guangnao in a daze, where was the sweet customer service who kissed just now?
Wu Yi slapped Mingming's head 180°, "You were clever when you wrote the essay just now, why don't you look at your address, Planet Fuer! What lives on Planet Fuer? Live in Star Wars The troops that bombed the Zombie Research Institute!"
"However, he said that he couldn't pick it up by himself, he had to send it over, and he also said that any place is fine." Mingming was not convinced: "Zombies are simply too much!"
"What's even more exaggerated is that they are still talking about us in public forums!"
A few Zergs struggled from the live broadcast room, gave the talking Zerg a few seconds, and looked at his optical brain.
"What Do Fighting Races Do?It hasn't been a hundred years since it stopped, are you going to do something again? "
Host: There are Zergs who come to the Zombie Royal Flagship Store to buy things, and they generously say that they want everything. There is no other destination to send so much money to zombies?
And what do you think the Zerg will buy?Buy vegetables!Carnivorous Zerg spend so much money on vegetables?Anyway, I don't believe it, how about you?
1L: I don't understand your area anymore. Just now there was a post saying that the Zerg has been committed to the cause of interstellar peace these years. This post also said that the Zerg is going to make trouble?
2L: Committed to the cause of peace?Hahahaha laughed out a pair of wings, is the Zerg a dove of peace?
3L: The fact that the Zerg eats vegetables is really magical, and I don't believe it.Don't they eat cosmic energy?
Zerg: "..."
"They don't believe us."
"Since when did they trust us?"
The discussion in the post gradually became magical, and the Zergs were not too angry. As for why they were not so angry, whether it was because they did not need the trust of other races, or because they realized that they themselves were not worthy of trust, no one knew.
The nervous and indifferent Zergs were depressed for a while, and while eating the not-so-appetizing meal, they focused on that person, and he began to eat.
Watching this person eat will attract them more than anything else.
They didn't feel much about the discussions about them on the Internet, but the fact that they couldn't eat the bamboo shoots made them a little depressed, especially after seeing Yu Qing start eating.
The rough Zerg have never seen such a unique and exquisite food. It turns out that natural food and simple methods can make such delicious food, and Yu Qing is more and more apotheosis in their hearts.
The food that the Zergs love so much is considered a simple dish for Yu Qing. Although it is simple, the taste is not bad.
This dish is called Pang Lin Xian. The most basic one is to dig bamboo shoots and roast them by the side of the bamboo forest. Pang Lin means just digging and roasting directly by the forest. The essence is freshness.
This is a very inclusive food. You can add meat, rice, etc. inside the bamboo shoots. They don’t have those now, they can only fill with shrimp and mushrooms, but the taste is not bad.
Seeing that the little spirit beast had finished eating, Yu Qing began to eat. He only ate two of the little bamboo shoots, and then took the little spirit beast back.
He hadn't felt this way for a long time, and he was a little tired and wanted to sleep.
There was no bed in the cave, so they had to use grass to make a simple sleeping place. When Yu Qing made the bed with grass, the little spirit beast followed him holding the night pearl, and never took his eyes off him.
Yu Qing looked down at this little spirit beast, the fluff on his horns was wet with sweat again.
Which is weird, it's spring and it's nowhere near hot enough to sweat.
After Yu Qing made the bed, he put the little spirit beast at the entrance of the cave, and examined him more carefully, "Is it because the wound hurts that you are sweating?"
The little spirit beast thought for a while, then shook his head hesitantly. It was because of the pain, but not because of the wound. Those wounds were nothing to him, and after the wound was carefully applied with ointment, it no longer hurt.
The little spirit beast under him was as hot as a small stove. Yu Qing liked the temperature, but when the temperature got higher and higher, he realized that the temperature was abnormal.
There seemed to be a fire burning in the belly of the little spirit beast, burning its body.
When Yu Qing stroked him, the little spirit beast made a comfortable grunt, and then the fluff became more wet with sweat. He held back Yu Qing's hand enduring the pain, and whimpered softly under his hand.
Yu Qing felt a strange power from the little spirit beast. The little spirit beast was in so much pain and its body was so hot, he had a guess in his heart.
Perhaps it was because there was such a powerful force in the little spirit beast's body that the little body couldn't carry it, and it couldn't release it, which made it so painful.
If only he could recover some spiritual power.
Yu Qing looked at the little spirit beast holding him with one hand and staring blankly at him. This kind of pain, which was so painful that its hair was wet with sweat for a moment, seemed to be used to it.
Yu Qingbin's cold heart was poked, "Where did it start to hurt?"
The only direction of his eyes was reflected in the blue-gray eyes of the little spirit beast, and he hesitated for a while, when did it start?Since he can remember.
This pain has been there since I can remember, but no one has ever asked.
For a long, long time, he thought he would get used to this kind of pain, but it was too difficult. The pain was like something breaking through his blood vessels, breaking his bones, and then slowly healing, and then hitting again, and so on. Back and forth, never stop.
It was the first time for the little spirit beast to be asked this question, its blue-gray pupils were like radiant tourmalines, he lowered his head and leaned against Yu Qing's hand, gently touching his fingers with his soft horns.
The horns are the only part of the Zerg that is always soft. The horns of the indestructible Zerg after adulthood are also soft. This only soft part has a soft meaning.
He will grow up quickly and grow up to resist this pain.
No one asked him before, he let himself get used to it, but now he thinks of resisting, because someone is worried.
"Goohoo."
He began to enjoy the heat, under the scorching heat, there was warmth flowing silently.
Yu Qing seemed to have heard the answer to his question, and placed his other hand on Furry's back to caress.
The Zergs who saw this scene were both enjoying and confused.
It feels so good now.
The moon and stars are sparse outside the cave, and in the vast world, there is only one person and one insect at the entrance of the cave. In front of them is the bright moonlight, and behind them is the soft light from the night pearl.
Under the overlapping light inside and outside the cave, one hand gently wiped away the tiredness on the body, and the other hand can be used to hug and rub lightly with the horn.
The horns of the Zerg are not touched by others. If they are touched, it must be such a pair of clean and delicate hands, which are just right and fit perfectly.
The Zergs have never seen such a beautiful light. The intersection of the moonlight and the luminous pearl is the most peaceful and warm place in the vast interstellar space, and it is worth guarding to the death.
But they were very confused, obviously watching, listening and feeling the whole time, why couldn't they understand what these two people were talking about?
pain?Do you mean the wounds on your body?What kind of injury is that? The Zerg has tenacious vitality and strong resilience. The wounds under the leaves and ointment may have recovered as before.
How hypocritical, insects without psionic powers are really too hypocritical, the Zerg thought in a complicated mood, absolutely not sour.
But it didn't take long for them to lose their minds, for they seemed to be going to sleep.
The Zerg remembered a horrible thing.
Zergs are lazy and don't pay much attention to this matter. They use a small program designed for them by the Star Alliance. When the wearer needs a private space such as washing, changing clothes, sleeping, etc., it will be automatically turned off.
so?
The floor was completely pulverized by the violent Zerg.
How could they bear not being able to suck this man for hours!
Unless the little prince stays up all night.
It seemed that they had established a psychic link with the little prince for the first time. The little prince really didn't sleep. Although he closed his eyes, they could still see the picture, which proved that the little prince was awake and didn't feel sleepy at all.
After a long time, Su Rong got up lightly, walked carefully step by step to the side of the man's straw mat, opened a pair of sober eyes, and looked at him quietly and intently.
The night was quieter, and the small body blocked a small piece of the gentle night wind.
For a long time, I didn't move my eyes.
The Zerg in it didn't think it was a little idiot at all.
Because so are they.
The Zerg wagged their tails, seeing the man sleeping peacefully and soundly in front of them, overflowing with joy and satisfaction that needed to be released.
When the little front paws couldn't help touching Yu Qing's drooping clothes carefully, Yu Qing just opened his eyes.
Furry, who was caught on the spot, stood there in a daze.
The Zerg covered their eyes with their front paws one after another, feeling ashamed that they had robbed other planets, and worrying about being hated.
The author has something to say:
Su Rong's eyes are pure and sincere: I just woke up and saw your clothes fall down, and I came to pick them up for you, and it took less than a second to come here.
Note: Pang Linxian comes from "Shan Jia Qing Gong".
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