The office fell silent again.
The giant panda's name is Chang Huan, and he is indeed an intern from the Star Alliance. He was assigned to the Zerg branch when he first came to practice. It's not that the leaders have any opinions on him, but the leaders value him too much.
Professional counterparts, good image (the kind that doesn't make you lose your temper after seeing it), good household registration, it's very suitable to come here.
I just didn't expect this guy to resign less than a month after he arrived.
Resigned because of the love (?) takeaway from the Zerg boss?
Colleagues don't want him to go, this guy is the mascot they pushed in front to keep out the cold knife, and they are sure that the leader regards this guy as a treasure and plans to train it well so that he can take on important responsibilities.
Will it please people?Dong Shengxing raised his eyebrows when he heard this. This is simply what they need most.
It's not for peaceful communication with human beings, but to please another person. This is enough, and he doesn't need to do other work.
Dong Shengxing was more kind, "Have you really thought about it? Why do you want to come to Zerg?"
Chang Huan wiped the corner of his mouth, "Well, can I eat this?"
The other three had a sense of shock and sureness.
Dong Shengxing smiled even more happily. It seems that the dishes they cooked were very successful, "The price we bought for this bamboo shoot is 3000 star coins."
The giant panda sighed.
It's just a bamboo shoot. If you don't make this bamboo shoot bag, it will cost 3000 star coins, and his salary in the Star Alliance is 10000 star coins.
He has traffic and fans, but he doesn't want to consume fans, that is to say, if he is hired to work, his value is worth about 10000 stars.
"So, you can only eat one a day." Dong Shengxing said richly, poaching corners in front of other members of the Star Alliance, "If you want, you can come to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs to work, and I will prepare a house and a flying car for you."
Chang Huan: "!!!"
Chang Huan: "I am willing, I am willing, I am so willing!"
Dong Shengxing didn't feel guilty at all for poaching other people's corners, and said to the other three people under the joy of surprise: "Don't continue to try?"
Chang Huan stared closely at the food in their hands, and the saliva came up again by itself.
Of course they want to eat it. Giant pandas have sold themselves for it. Can they not eat it? Under Chang Huan's heartbroken gaze, the three of them took a big bite.
After taking a bite of the bamboo shoots on the outside, there was something special inside. The small surprise at the beginning lifted their mood, but after chewing, it was no longer a small surprise.
When Dong Shengxing saw their expressions, he understood that the goal was achieved, and there was an unexpected harvest. He went offline in a good mood and didn't say a word to them again.
The other three hurriedly swallowed the food in their mouths, just in time to see Dong Shengxing hang up the light screen.
etc!Boss, is there any shortage of people in your Ministry of Foreign Affairs?Although not so pleasing, but hard-working, able to be wronged, the kind who has experience and can stand hard work!
Chang Huan moved his chubby body nimbly, and resigned happily under the envious eyes of the three.
Now the Zerg are completely relieved. After being ridiculed for so long, it's time for them to feel proud.
The Zerg has a plan, they make the best bamboo shoots for Chang Huan to eat, and when they eat, they shoot a holographic video and put it in the Zombie post, to see who will treat "Zerg can cook" and "Zerg is making tea" in the future. Laughing.
Chang Huan was very hesitant at first. Although he is just an ordinary employee in the Star Alliance, he has hundreds of millions of fans online. He can't just shoot videos casually, but he can see a whole pot full of incense and giant pandas rolling bamboo shoots Finally, Chang Huan said that Internet celebrities can't eat?
In order to have a better holographic effect and ensure that everyone can smell the aroma and feel the taste, the Zerg has prepared a whole pot of bamboo shoots, each of which is exquisite and perfect.
Seeing Chang Huan in the video who couldn't help eating, the pride of the Zerg race would break through the sky.
The post that most of the Zerg had bookmarked was dug out.
21233L: Kick it.
21234L: Kick, kick, go up.
21235L: Who is digging graves?
21236L: What's going on?Is there a reversal here too?The post of Terran slapping himself in the face is too exciting.
21236L The Zergs don't quite understand.
The Zerg are naturally indifferent. They didn't like to care about what others said on the forum. These days, they were obsessed with cooking, and they didn't even give the forum a look.
But those are not important, now they want to let the whole interstellar, especially the zombies know that their Zerg can cook!
After this post was topped, the popularity of this post was much higher than the Zergs imagined. Within a few minutes of uploading their video, the number of views exceeded [-] million. It seems that many people have been waiting for these two days, and the popularity of this post has not dropped at all. .
The name of the video is straightforward, "Fairy Bamboo Shoots Made by Zerg".
23444L: The name emmmmm...
23445L: Are the unconvinced Zerg really cooking?This is still a holographic video. I dare not watch it. It may not only hurt my eyes, but also my nerves stimulated by the taste.
……
23446L: I'm sorry, I beg you to open sooner.
23447L: Excuse me, I begged for the address of the restaurant.
23448L: Sorry, begging for a purchase link, the cat next door is crying.
23449L: I'm sorry, it's my dog's eyes that see the worm is low, please don't block me.
23450L:? ? ? ? ? ?
Those who haven’t had time to watch the video, those who are debating whether to watch the video, seeing the apology full of screens and self-slaps, have a lot of question marks.
They wanted to ridicule, wondering if the video was too tragic, so they said it deliberately, one can be tricked into it, and one can't taste it by themselves, but thinking of the post of the human race, they stopped talking and opened the video silently.
Unexpectedly, the video is not a Zerg, but a giant panda. The reason why I know this is a giant panda is because someone recognized him and sent a barrage.
【Lao Sha: Ah, why is it Panda Huanhuan?Huanhuan, have you been kidnapped by the Zerg? 】
In the video, there is a chubby boy with round eyes and fat cheeks, obediently sitting in front of a basin full of bamboo shoots, staring straight at the food in the basin, with a suspicious look on the corner of his mouth. Water marks.
The food in the basin was still hot, and this hot air was quickly felt by everyone who watched the video through holographic technology.
[sr: this taste?ah! 】
[Mecha King: What's going on?My mouth is automatically salivating! 】
Who is not.
This strange and wonderful taste dispelled half of the audience's doubts in an instant.
The aroma lingered for a while, and after making the mouth water, the giant panda picked up a bamboo shoot and put it near its mouth. In the sight of everyone's anticipation, it opened its mouth wide and took a big bite.
The audience who automatically brought him into his perspective was finally satisfied, but their saliva became even more turbulent.
What kind of fairy food is this!
How can it be so delicious!
The spring bamboo shoots are crisp and tender, the shiitake mushrooms are fragrant and smooth, and the shrimps are delicate and fresh. The three kinds of deliciousness are perfectly blended and sublimated after being sealed and grilled.
Interstellar is no longer the interstellar with the gray sky and earth, cold machines and species, the spring breeze blows, and the young and green buds break out of the ground, which makes people moved with tears in their eyes.
They just watch the video and that's it, what kind of enjoyment is it to eat it for real.
The person in the video enjoys such a big pot all by himself, let go of his stomach and stutters, it is so beautiful.
After taking a bite, he narrowed his eyes contentedly.
After eating a bamboo shoot, big dark circles popped out.
When I ate the second one, short limbs popped out.
When he ate the third one, he had already turned into a complete round one.
One after another, Gun Gun happily rolled around with the bamboo shoots in his arms, round after round.
No one laughed at him, they could imagine that it would be no better for them.
Giant pandas are full, Xiongsheng is satisfied, it seems to have reached the peak of Xiongsheng, but they are only satisfied virtually, their appetites urgently need to be satisfied, otherwise they will go crazy, or only this fairy bamboo shoot can satisfy that kind!
As expected of a fairy bamboo shoot, I ate it to match the fairy!
This post has tens of thousands of replies per minute, almost all of which are urging the Zerg to cook, as well as asking for addresses and links. No one would have thought that the first [-] pages of the post are almost all mocking the Zerg for cooking.
The zombie who posted was stunned.
Earlier they said: "Let me tell you a joke, the Zerg will cook."
Later they said: "Let me tell you a joke, Zerg can't cook because of zombies."
This post and the video in it are totally viral.
Later, Zerg came back to the Terran post and realized that because everyone was curious and wanted to see Zerg making tea, Terran posted a video of Zerg making tea. Unexpectedly, the fragrance of tea fascinated the netizens in the post. The fragrance of tea is smoky, and I smoked it for two full days.
The Zerg were elated and raised their tails proudly.
Under the urging of netizens, the Zerg strikes while the iron is hot and opens an online restaurant, which is sold in limited quantities every day. It is stated in each takeaway that the reason why it is called the fairy bamboo shoots is because it is learned from the gods, and thus opened the Zerg catering empire the gate.
Yu Qing would not know that his first step to become popular in the interstellar world started like this.
The Zerg was preparing the restaurant in full swing, and when they tried their best to buy food from the zombies, Yu Qing, who was living a simple life in the cave, also ushered in a small breakthrough.
In addition to recuperating Su Rong's body, he finally accumulated excess spiritual power in his body, and was able to open his lowest storage bracelet, and the Lingfu also recovered one level more.
There are not many things in this ordinary storage bracelet, only a few items that Yu Qing usually uses when going out to practice, which happens to be what Yu Qing needs most at this time.
Yu Qing found a few pieces of leftover fabric for his clothes in the storage bracelet.
This was specially refined by the craftsman, and it contained the top-level formations. Because it was too precious, after the clothes were left over, the servants respectfully handed them to Yu Qing along with the clothes.
After dinner, with nothing to do, looking at the cub who was looking at her intently, Yu Qing suddenly became interested, and wanted to make a dress for the cub, the blue-gray eyes must match the blue clothes .
Of course, the patriarch would definitely not be able to make complicated clothes, but it shouldn't be difficult to make a simple cape.
Thinking of the cub wearing the same clothes as himself, with clear and bright eyes, Yu Qing stretched his brows, took out the cloth and started.
A simple cloak was wrapped around his body, and when his good-looking fingers dexterously tied the tie around his neck, Su Rong was completely dazed.
The cub's eyes moved from his cloak to Yu Qing's sleeves, his brain was starved of oxygen, and he became dizzy.
Exactly the same.
It's like being held in his arms.
Su Rong took a stiff step forward, carefully touched the cloak with his front paws, and jumped into Yu Qing's arms, with a happy cooing sound in his throat, and kept rubbing Yu Qing with his horns.
With a smile in Yu Qing's eyes, she hugged him and sat on the futon at the entrance of the cave.
How can it be so easy to be so happy?
Yu Qing likes it very much, the cub's complete love and simple and pure happiness.
The small stove in his arms touched the cloak on his body for a while, looked at Yu Qing for a while, and touched Yu Qing's sleeves again, feeling so happy that he didn't know what to do.
The night in Lingfu was unusually quiet, only the wind blowing in from the entrance of the cave lifted the corner of the cloak.
Blown by the night wind, the cub doesn't feel cold. Under the cloak and in Yu Qing's arms, the duckweed-like cub seems to have found a home.
The cub's front paws carefully pressed the cloak lifted by the night wind, looked at Yu Qing with moist eyes, and suddenly froze.
In the large human-sucking live broadcast room, the Zerg with pink bubbles were also stunned.
They looked at Yu Qing, their eyes and body were hot at the same time, their eyes were hot, and their souls throbbed.
But Yu Qing has closed his eyes and entered the state of cultivation.
As the spiritual power slowly recovered, a drop of spiritual blood finally condensed in Yu Qing's body.
First was Su Rong, followed by the Zerg in the live broadcast room. Slowly, the planet closest to the parent star became still for a while at the beginning of the noisy night.
The author has something to say:
I still have to go back to edit the text tonight to catch bugs, don’t click on when you see the modification prompt, okay!
The giant panda's name is Chang Huan, and he is indeed an intern from the Star Alliance. He was assigned to the Zerg branch when he first came to practice. It's not that the leaders have any opinions on him, but the leaders value him too much.
Professional counterparts, good image (the kind that doesn't make you lose your temper after seeing it), good household registration, it's very suitable to come here.
I just didn't expect this guy to resign less than a month after he arrived.
Resigned because of the love (?) takeaway from the Zerg boss?
Colleagues don't want him to go, this guy is the mascot they pushed in front to keep out the cold knife, and they are sure that the leader regards this guy as a treasure and plans to train it well so that he can take on important responsibilities.
Will it please people?Dong Shengxing raised his eyebrows when he heard this. This is simply what they need most.
It's not for peaceful communication with human beings, but to please another person. This is enough, and he doesn't need to do other work.
Dong Shengxing was more kind, "Have you really thought about it? Why do you want to come to Zerg?"
Chang Huan wiped the corner of his mouth, "Well, can I eat this?"
The other three had a sense of shock and sureness.
Dong Shengxing smiled even more happily. It seems that the dishes they cooked were very successful, "The price we bought for this bamboo shoot is 3000 star coins."
The giant panda sighed.
It's just a bamboo shoot. If you don't make this bamboo shoot bag, it will cost 3000 star coins, and his salary in the Star Alliance is 10000 star coins.
He has traffic and fans, but he doesn't want to consume fans, that is to say, if he is hired to work, his value is worth about 10000 stars.
"So, you can only eat one a day." Dong Shengxing said richly, poaching corners in front of other members of the Star Alliance, "If you want, you can come to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs to work, and I will prepare a house and a flying car for you."
Chang Huan: "!!!"
Chang Huan: "I am willing, I am willing, I am so willing!"
Dong Shengxing didn't feel guilty at all for poaching other people's corners, and said to the other three people under the joy of surprise: "Don't continue to try?"
Chang Huan stared closely at the food in their hands, and the saliva came up again by itself.
Of course they want to eat it. Giant pandas have sold themselves for it. Can they not eat it? Under Chang Huan's heartbroken gaze, the three of them took a big bite.
After taking a bite of the bamboo shoots on the outside, there was something special inside. The small surprise at the beginning lifted their mood, but after chewing, it was no longer a small surprise.
When Dong Shengxing saw their expressions, he understood that the goal was achieved, and there was an unexpected harvest. He went offline in a good mood and didn't say a word to them again.
The other three hurriedly swallowed the food in their mouths, just in time to see Dong Shengxing hang up the light screen.
etc!Boss, is there any shortage of people in your Ministry of Foreign Affairs?Although not so pleasing, but hard-working, able to be wronged, the kind who has experience and can stand hard work!
Chang Huan moved his chubby body nimbly, and resigned happily under the envious eyes of the three.
Now the Zerg are completely relieved. After being ridiculed for so long, it's time for them to feel proud.
The Zerg has a plan, they make the best bamboo shoots for Chang Huan to eat, and when they eat, they shoot a holographic video and put it in the Zombie post, to see who will treat "Zerg can cook" and "Zerg is making tea" in the future. Laughing.
Chang Huan was very hesitant at first. Although he is just an ordinary employee in the Star Alliance, he has hundreds of millions of fans online. He can't just shoot videos casually, but he can see a whole pot full of incense and giant pandas rolling bamboo shoots Finally, Chang Huan said that Internet celebrities can't eat?
In order to have a better holographic effect and ensure that everyone can smell the aroma and feel the taste, the Zerg has prepared a whole pot of bamboo shoots, each of which is exquisite and perfect.
Seeing Chang Huan in the video who couldn't help eating, the pride of the Zerg race would break through the sky.
The post that most of the Zerg had bookmarked was dug out.
21233L: Kick it.
21234L: Kick, kick, go up.
21235L: Who is digging graves?
21236L: What's going on?Is there a reversal here too?The post of Terran slapping himself in the face is too exciting.
21236L The Zergs don't quite understand.
The Zerg are naturally indifferent. They didn't like to care about what others said on the forum. These days, they were obsessed with cooking, and they didn't even give the forum a look.
But those are not important, now they want to let the whole interstellar, especially the zombies know that their Zerg can cook!
After this post was topped, the popularity of this post was much higher than the Zergs imagined. Within a few minutes of uploading their video, the number of views exceeded [-] million. It seems that many people have been waiting for these two days, and the popularity of this post has not dropped at all. .
The name of the video is straightforward, "Fairy Bamboo Shoots Made by Zerg".
23444L: The name emmmmm...
23445L: Are the unconvinced Zerg really cooking?This is still a holographic video. I dare not watch it. It may not only hurt my eyes, but also my nerves stimulated by the taste.
……
23446L: I'm sorry, I beg you to open sooner.
23447L: Excuse me, I begged for the address of the restaurant.
23448L: Sorry, begging for a purchase link, the cat next door is crying.
23449L: I'm sorry, it's my dog's eyes that see the worm is low, please don't block me.
23450L:? ? ? ? ? ?
Those who haven’t had time to watch the video, those who are debating whether to watch the video, seeing the apology full of screens and self-slaps, have a lot of question marks.
They wanted to ridicule, wondering if the video was too tragic, so they said it deliberately, one can be tricked into it, and one can't taste it by themselves, but thinking of the post of the human race, they stopped talking and opened the video silently.
Unexpectedly, the video is not a Zerg, but a giant panda. The reason why I know this is a giant panda is because someone recognized him and sent a barrage.
【Lao Sha: Ah, why is it Panda Huanhuan?Huanhuan, have you been kidnapped by the Zerg? 】
In the video, there is a chubby boy with round eyes and fat cheeks, obediently sitting in front of a basin full of bamboo shoots, staring straight at the food in the basin, with a suspicious look on the corner of his mouth. Water marks.
The food in the basin was still hot, and this hot air was quickly felt by everyone who watched the video through holographic technology.
[sr: this taste?ah! 】
[Mecha King: What's going on?My mouth is automatically salivating! 】
Who is not.
This strange and wonderful taste dispelled half of the audience's doubts in an instant.
The aroma lingered for a while, and after making the mouth water, the giant panda picked up a bamboo shoot and put it near its mouth. In the sight of everyone's anticipation, it opened its mouth wide and took a big bite.
The audience who automatically brought him into his perspective was finally satisfied, but their saliva became even more turbulent.
What kind of fairy food is this!
How can it be so delicious!
The spring bamboo shoots are crisp and tender, the shiitake mushrooms are fragrant and smooth, and the shrimps are delicate and fresh. The three kinds of deliciousness are perfectly blended and sublimated after being sealed and grilled.
Interstellar is no longer the interstellar with the gray sky and earth, cold machines and species, the spring breeze blows, and the young and green buds break out of the ground, which makes people moved with tears in their eyes.
They just watch the video and that's it, what kind of enjoyment is it to eat it for real.
The person in the video enjoys such a big pot all by himself, let go of his stomach and stutters, it is so beautiful.
After taking a bite, he narrowed his eyes contentedly.
After eating a bamboo shoot, big dark circles popped out.
When I ate the second one, short limbs popped out.
When he ate the third one, he had already turned into a complete round one.
One after another, Gun Gun happily rolled around with the bamboo shoots in his arms, round after round.
No one laughed at him, they could imagine that it would be no better for them.
Giant pandas are full, Xiongsheng is satisfied, it seems to have reached the peak of Xiongsheng, but they are only satisfied virtually, their appetites urgently need to be satisfied, otherwise they will go crazy, or only this fairy bamboo shoot can satisfy that kind!
As expected of a fairy bamboo shoot, I ate it to match the fairy!
This post has tens of thousands of replies per minute, almost all of which are urging the Zerg to cook, as well as asking for addresses and links. No one would have thought that the first [-] pages of the post are almost all mocking the Zerg for cooking.
The zombie who posted was stunned.
Earlier they said: "Let me tell you a joke, the Zerg will cook."
Later they said: "Let me tell you a joke, Zerg can't cook because of zombies."
This post and the video in it are totally viral.
Later, Zerg came back to the Terran post and realized that because everyone was curious and wanted to see Zerg making tea, Terran posted a video of Zerg making tea. Unexpectedly, the fragrance of tea fascinated the netizens in the post. The fragrance of tea is smoky, and I smoked it for two full days.
The Zerg were elated and raised their tails proudly.
Under the urging of netizens, the Zerg strikes while the iron is hot and opens an online restaurant, which is sold in limited quantities every day. It is stated in each takeaway that the reason why it is called the fairy bamboo shoots is because it is learned from the gods, and thus opened the Zerg catering empire the gate.
Yu Qing would not know that his first step to become popular in the interstellar world started like this.
The Zerg was preparing the restaurant in full swing, and when they tried their best to buy food from the zombies, Yu Qing, who was living a simple life in the cave, also ushered in a small breakthrough.
In addition to recuperating Su Rong's body, he finally accumulated excess spiritual power in his body, and was able to open his lowest storage bracelet, and the Lingfu also recovered one level more.
There are not many things in this ordinary storage bracelet, only a few items that Yu Qing usually uses when going out to practice, which happens to be what Yu Qing needs most at this time.
Yu Qing found a few pieces of leftover fabric for his clothes in the storage bracelet.
This was specially refined by the craftsman, and it contained the top-level formations. Because it was too precious, after the clothes were left over, the servants respectfully handed them to Yu Qing along with the clothes.
After dinner, with nothing to do, looking at the cub who was looking at her intently, Yu Qing suddenly became interested, and wanted to make a dress for the cub, the blue-gray eyes must match the blue clothes .
Of course, the patriarch would definitely not be able to make complicated clothes, but it shouldn't be difficult to make a simple cape.
Thinking of the cub wearing the same clothes as himself, with clear and bright eyes, Yu Qing stretched his brows, took out the cloth and started.
A simple cloak was wrapped around his body, and when his good-looking fingers dexterously tied the tie around his neck, Su Rong was completely dazed.
The cub's eyes moved from his cloak to Yu Qing's sleeves, his brain was starved of oxygen, and he became dizzy.
Exactly the same.
It's like being held in his arms.
Su Rong took a stiff step forward, carefully touched the cloak with his front paws, and jumped into Yu Qing's arms, with a happy cooing sound in his throat, and kept rubbing Yu Qing with his horns.
With a smile in Yu Qing's eyes, she hugged him and sat on the futon at the entrance of the cave.
How can it be so easy to be so happy?
Yu Qing likes it very much, the cub's complete love and simple and pure happiness.
The small stove in his arms touched the cloak on his body for a while, looked at Yu Qing for a while, and touched Yu Qing's sleeves again, feeling so happy that he didn't know what to do.
The night in Lingfu was unusually quiet, only the wind blowing in from the entrance of the cave lifted the corner of the cloak.
Blown by the night wind, the cub doesn't feel cold. Under the cloak and in Yu Qing's arms, the duckweed-like cub seems to have found a home.
The cub's front paws carefully pressed the cloak lifted by the night wind, looked at Yu Qing with moist eyes, and suddenly froze.
In the large human-sucking live broadcast room, the Zerg with pink bubbles were also stunned.
They looked at Yu Qing, their eyes and body were hot at the same time, their eyes were hot, and their souls throbbed.
But Yu Qing has closed his eyes and entered the state of cultivation.
As the spiritual power slowly recovered, a drop of spiritual blood finally condensed in Yu Qing's body.
First was Su Rong, followed by the Zerg in the live broadcast room. Slowly, the planet closest to the parent star became still for a while at the beginning of the noisy night.
The author has something to say:
I still have to go back to edit the text tonight to catch bugs, don’t click on when you see the modification prompt, okay!
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