Is Mozun crazy today?
Chapter 76
The third prince of the Dragon Palace finally married the princess of the Dragon King of Beihai reluctantly. The old Dragon King was so happy that he immediately gave the princess a dowry.The old dragon king had prepared for this marriage for many years, the third prince nodded, and everything went smoothly.
After the wedding day has been chosen, the old dragon king personally went to the Demon Realm to send an invitation to Hua Li, asking him to attend the wedding banquet at the Crystal Palace in the East China Sea.
Friends of many years get married, Hua Li naturally will not miss the opportunity to join in the fun.He postponed government affairs for a day and rushed to the East China Sea Crystal Palace.
He took Yin Jiu there, and there was a commotion just after entering the gate of the Crystal Palace.But Hua Li is no longer surprised, it doesn't matter whether others like it or not, as long as he and Yin Jiu are happy.
Although the dragon clan is a monster clan, they are quite close to the heavens, and have a lot of contacts with people in the heavens.At the wedding banquet of the third prince of the Dragon Palace, most of the people sitting there were immortals from the heavens.Like the human world, the heavenly world likes to pay attention to the general ethics, and is quite contemptuous of the relationship between Hua Li and Yin Jiu.But they didn't dare to offend the two of them openly. Most of the immortals just glanced at Yin Jiu, then shook their heads and sighed.
Sigh a ghost, I didn't eat your rice again!
Hua Li reached out and turned the wine in the cups of those pretending celestial beings into blades, pierced the cups, and the mellow white wine spilled on the clothes of those people, looking quite relieved.
Yin Jiu didn't bother to talk to them, but just took care of Hua Li and told him not to drink too much.
The wolf king also came with his concubine wolf, and there were not many people from the demon world, so the wolf king sat at the table next to Hua Li.After introducing their daughters-in-law to each other, the wolf king took the princess to sit down.Yin Jiu glanced at the wolf princess. He remembered that the wolf king married three concubines, but he didn't know which one it was.
But curiosity is nothing but curiosity, and it is impossible for Yin Jiu to go up and ask directly.
The guests in the room deliberately flattered Mozun Hua Li, and kept toasting him. Yin Jiu was afraid that he would get drunk and make trouble, so he found an excuse to take Hua Li for a walk in the back garden of the Dragon Palace.Sober up by the way, otherwise I would have to go back with Hua Li on my back today.
The back garden of Dragon Palace is different from other palaces, it is full of coral and seaweed.Corals are carved into different shapes. Although it looks a bit weird, after getting used to it, I feel that walking in it has a different feeling.
Hua Li wasn't drunk yet, but after a few glasses of wine, he was a little dizzy, and Yin Jiu felt a lot more awake after walking a few steps with him.
"The third prince still married the princess..." Yin Jiu recalled that day when the third prince came to the Demon Realm to find Hua Li, complaining about his dissatisfaction with the old Dragon King, but now it seems that he still succumbed to the old Dragon King's arrangement.Yin Jiu sighed unconsciously, "I don't know whether this marriage is lucky or unfortunate."
Hua Li didn't answer, and followed Yin Jiu with a sigh.
Suddenly, Hua Li faintly heard a quarrel not far away, Hua Li hurriedly pulled Yin Jiu to hide behind the coral bushes, eavesdropping on other people's conversations.
"I finally found you..." The voice sounded like that of a young woman, "Why are you here?"
"Princess Wolf, the relationship between you and me is over, can you stop pestering me?" A man's voice sounded.
Princess Wolf...
Hua Li and Yin Jiu looked at each other and smiled, they never expected to see such a wonderful farce in the back garden of the Dragon Palace.The two became very playful, hiding behind the coral bushes and listening to other people's secrets.Hua Li had heard about it a long time ago, and leaned into Yin Jiu's ear and whispered, "Princess Wolf has stolen someone before..."
I'm afraid it's this guy.
The two continued to eavesdrop with the mentality of watching the excitement.
"No! Please don't leave me," Princess Wolf seemed to be pestering, "I only have you."
"That's enough, you and the wolf king can live a good life," the man shook off the wolf princess's hand, "I have to leave first."
"No," Princess Wolf cried heartbreakingly, "Gong Wei...don't leave me!"
Gong Wei?
Hua Li pulled the coral bushes, and through the gap between the branches, he saw the man's face clearly.
It's Gongwei.
A hundred years ago, Gong Wei who took away herself and killed her father and Yin Jiu was hacked to pieces!
While Hua Li was still confirming Gong Wei's face, Yin Jiu was one step ahead of him, holding Zhu Xie, and rushed Mo Shuangjian out.
With two swords in hand, one black and the other white, instantly set off a dark tide of water.
Gong Wei was dumbfounded, he just came to Dragon Palace to confirm the condition of the coffin.Unexpectedly, when the third prince of the Dragon Palace got married, Gong Wei was afraid of causing trouble and planned to leave first, but she didn't expect to be entangled by her past lovers. Why did she run into Yin Jiu again.
Gong Wei threw down Princess Wolf, and let out the silk thread in her hand to wrap around the corner of the corridor of the Crystal Palace. The thread shrank, leading Gong Wei to avoid the sword energy of Jiang Mojian.
I should look at the almanac when I go out today, this is too bad luck.
And even worse.
The corner of the corridor suddenly turned into a long blade, cutting off the silk thread wrapped around it.Gong Wei looked back, only to find Mozun Huali standing beside Yin Jiu.
It's over, mixed doubles.
Gong Wei didn't dare to tangle with Yin Jiu, so she could only run for her life.It would be fine if he meets Hua Li or Yin Jiuzhong, but if these two join forces, he has no chance of winning.
A heavenly general holding two swords, and a demon king who can turn everything into a blade.
Hua Li concentrated her spiritual power in her palm, turning the endlessly flowing sea water into a knife blade, causing an undercurrent to surge.Yin Jiu stepped on the water blade, but was able to rush towards Gong Wei quickly without any effort.Yin Jiu injected spiritual power into the Xiexie Sword. The Xiexie Sword was once blessed by the Buddha seal, and it is the best weapon to deal with demons.
The long sword swung, but Gong Wei let out a silk thread to wrap around Yin Jiu's hand, and the sword swayed, only cutting off a few strands of Gong Wei's hair.
Gong Weizheng is proud that she avoided the fatal blow.
But he forgot that he was in the East China Sea.
The dense sea water around here is the best place to display the blade of all things.
Hua Li condensed the water flow in all directions into a blade, and rushed towards Gong Wei.Gong Wei was concentrating on dealing with Yin Jiu, but he didn't notice that Hua Li had already turned the water into a blade, weaving an invisible sky net for him.
The water flow stopped, and stabbed towards Gong Wei from all directions.
Gong Wei vomited a mouthful of blood, although the blow was unknown, but the internal organs seemed to be crushed, and the pain was extremely painful.
He was surrounded by water blades and had nowhere to hide.He wanted to rush out of the sea, but the water was too deep, so he couldn't get out for a while.
Yin Jiu raised his sword and was about to stab Gong Wei's abdomen.
Gong Wei has the blood of the monster clan, and the inner alchemy is condensed in the dantian, and it only takes one blow to kill Gong Wei.
But at this critical moment, countless strange arms suddenly appeared above Gong Wei's head, and those arms attacked Yin Jiu.Yin Jiu subconsciously chopped off those hands with his sword, and when he came back to his senses, Gong Wei had disappeared.
And those weird arms also disappeared.
"Where is the person?" Hua Li rubbed her eyes, just now Gong Wei was surrounded by her own blade, how could she disappear in the blink of an eye, "Didn't you still be here just now?"
Yin Jiu gasped, what's going on?How could there be so many people on top of Gong Wei's head just now?
"I don't know..." Yin Jiu slashed at the place where Gong Wei was tied up, but found that there was nothing but water.
Hua Li also felt weird, the two of them searched a whole circle in the Dragon Palace Garden, but they couldn't find Gong Wei in the end.
When Gong Wei woke up, Shi Wuhen's dark purple cassock was covering her body.
He sleeps in a temple.The temple was lit with candles, so it wasn't too cold, but the wind and rain were blowing outside the door, and a trace of coolness came in through the gap.Gong Wei wrapped her cassock tightly, and moved to the side of the candlelight.
Shi Wuhen was sitting on the futon, he was knocking the wooden fish in his hand, and he was chanting Buddhist scriptures, he didn't seem to notice that Gong Wei had woken up.Gong Wei felt dizzy when he heard the sound of chanting sutras, and just happened to be badly injured by Hua Li, so he fell asleep on the ground, planning to have a good sleep accompanied by the sound of chanting sutras.
Is there anything better than the sound of monks chanting sutras to help you sleep?
"This is not a place for you to sleep," Shi Wuhen was dissatisfied with his appearance of being cheap and obedient, "If you can move, don't fall asleep on the ground."
Gong Wei rubbed her head and sat up, muttering and complaining: "At least we have known each other for so many years, and I don't know how to say something nice to me."
Shi Wuhen didn't want to pay attention to him, and continued to knock on his wooden fish and chant sutras.
Gong Wei caught a glimpse of a bowl of dark medicinal soup on the ground, knowing that Shi Wuhen had prepared it for him, he took it up without hesitation and drank it to his heart's content.The medicine is bitter, and the effect is quick. As soon as you drink it, the pain of the internal organs being smashed disappears without a trace.
Shi Wuhen is a Buddhist cultivator, and he is proficient in medicine, which is unsurpassed among the six realms.When Hua Li's father invited him to treat Hua Li, it was precisely because of this, but he did not expect that it would lead the wolf into the house.
Gong Wei poked her stomach, and it didn't hurt much anymore.
"This is the third time I've saved you..." Shi Wuhen said, "It's the third time."
For the first time, after the Buddha King Shura fought, Gong Wei was arrested and put on death row.
The second time, when Lihuntian was on fire, Hua Li set up a fire array, which almost burned him to death.
The third time is today.
"I know, I know," Gong Wei poked his ears, his ears were already callused, "If I die, the plan will not go on, I know. Smelly monk, can you stop talking about this matter? ?”
"I just hope you can take it to heart." Shi Wuhen said, "Pay more attention to your own life."
"Do you think I want to be hit by Yin Jiu and Hua Li in mixed doubles?" Gong Wei wrapped herself in a cassock and slept on the ground, "If it wasn't for being entangled by Princess Wolf, I wouldn't have been caught by them."
Shi Wuhen paused after knocking on Muyu's hand, "Your chaotic personal relationship should be put away."
"Okay, I know," Gong Wei said nonchalantly, "I'll pay attention next time, I don't even remember the last time I slept with a woman..."
Shi Wuhen stood up and walked towards Gong Wei.
Gong Wei didn't care at first, thinking that Shi Wuhen wanted the cassock back, so she rolled up the tattered cassock and prepared to hand it to Shi Wuhen.
Unexpectedly, Shi Wuhen held a sharp dagger in his hand.
The candlelight outlined the cold front of the dagger, stabbing Gong Wei's eyes.Only then did Gong Wei realize that something was wrong, and took a few steps back, "Smelly Monk, what are you doing?"
"If you're dead, my plan can't go on," Shi Wuhen stroked the blade, "so... come back to the Buddha Realm with me obediently."
"I'm not going! I'm not going to that place!"
Gong Wei was about to run away, but Shi Wuhen grabbed her by the hair.
With the knife in hand, a handful of black silk fell to the ground.
"What are you doing?" Gong Wei looked at the black hair that fell on the ground, feeling distressed, and yelled at Shi Wuhen, "Let go of my hair! I was cut a little by Yin Jiu today! You again Come!"
"Shave for you," Shi Wuhen cut off another strand of Gong Wei's hair expressionlessly, "Come back to the Buddhist realm with me."
"Don't come here!!!!!!"
※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※
Give Gong Wei an order of "Song of the Bald Head".
After the wedding day has been chosen, the old dragon king personally went to the Demon Realm to send an invitation to Hua Li, asking him to attend the wedding banquet at the Crystal Palace in the East China Sea.
Friends of many years get married, Hua Li naturally will not miss the opportunity to join in the fun.He postponed government affairs for a day and rushed to the East China Sea Crystal Palace.
He took Yin Jiu there, and there was a commotion just after entering the gate of the Crystal Palace.But Hua Li is no longer surprised, it doesn't matter whether others like it or not, as long as he and Yin Jiu are happy.
Although the dragon clan is a monster clan, they are quite close to the heavens, and have a lot of contacts with people in the heavens.At the wedding banquet of the third prince of the Dragon Palace, most of the people sitting there were immortals from the heavens.Like the human world, the heavenly world likes to pay attention to the general ethics, and is quite contemptuous of the relationship between Hua Li and Yin Jiu.But they didn't dare to offend the two of them openly. Most of the immortals just glanced at Yin Jiu, then shook their heads and sighed.
Sigh a ghost, I didn't eat your rice again!
Hua Li reached out and turned the wine in the cups of those pretending celestial beings into blades, pierced the cups, and the mellow white wine spilled on the clothes of those people, looking quite relieved.
Yin Jiu didn't bother to talk to them, but just took care of Hua Li and told him not to drink too much.
The wolf king also came with his concubine wolf, and there were not many people from the demon world, so the wolf king sat at the table next to Hua Li.After introducing their daughters-in-law to each other, the wolf king took the princess to sit down.Yin Jiu glanced at the wolf princess. He remembered that the wolf king married three concubines, but he didn't know which one it was.
But curiosity is nothing but curiosity, and it is impossible for Yin Jiu to go up and ask directly.
The guests in the room deliberately flattered Mozun Hua Li, and kept toasting him. Yin Jiu was afraid that he would get drunk and make trouble, so he found an excuse to take Hua Li for a walk in the back garden of the Dragon Palace.Sober up by the way, otherwise I would have to go back with Hua Li on my back today.
The back garden of Dragon Palace is different from other palaces, it is full of coral and seaweed.Corals are carved into different shapes. Although it looks a bit weird, after getting used to it, I feel that walking in it has a different feeling.
Hua Li wasn't drunk yet, but after a few glasses of wine, he was a little dizzy, and Yin Jiu felt a lot more awake after walking a few steps with him.
"The third prince still married the princess..." Yin Jiu recalled that day when the third prince came to the Demon Realm to find Hua Li, complaining about his dissatisfaction with the old Dragon King, but now it seems that he still succumbed to the old Dragon King's arrangement.Yin Jiu sighed unconsciously, "I don't know whether this marriage is lucky or unfortunate."
Hua Li didn't answer, and followed Yin Jiu with a sigh.
Suddenly, Hua Li faintly heard a quarrel not far away, Hua Li hurriedly pulled Yin Jiu to hide behind the coral bushes, eavesdropping on other people's conversations.
"I finally found you..." The voice sounded like that of a young woman, "Why are you here?"
"Princess Wolf, the relationship between you and me is over, can you stop pestering me?" A man's voice sounded.
Princess Wolf...
Hua Li and Yin Jiu looked at each other and smiled, they never expected to see such a wonderful farce in the back garden of the Dragon Palace.The two became very playful, hiding behind the coral bushes and listening to other people's secrets.Hua Li had heard about it a long time ago, and leaned into Yin Jiu's ear and whispered, "Princess Wolf has stolen someone before..."
I'm afraid it's this guy.
The two continued to eavesdrop with the mentality of watching the excitement.
"No! Please don't leave me," Princess Wolf seemed to be pestering, "I only have you."
"That's enough, you and the wolf king can live a good life," the man shook off the wolf princess's hand, "I have to leave first."
"No," Princess Wolf cried heartbreakingly, "Gong Wei...don't leave me!"
Gong Wei?
Hua Li pulled the coral bushes, and through the gap between the branches, he saw the man's face clearly.
It's Gongwei.
A hundred years ago, Gong Wei who took away herself and killed her father and Yin Jiu was hacked to pieces!
While Hua Li was still confirming Gong Wei's face, Yin Jiu was one step ahead of him, holding Zhu Xie, and rushed Mo Shuangjian out.
With two swords in hand, one black and the other white, instantly set off a dark tide of water.
Gong Wei was dumbfounded, he just came to Dragon Palace to confirm the condition of the coffin.Unexpectedly, when the third prince of the Dragon Palace got married, Gong Wei was afraid of causing trouble and planned to leave first, but she didn't expect to be entangled by her past lovers. Why did she run into Yin Jiu again.
Gong Wei threw down Princess Wolf, and let out the silk thread in her hand to wrap around the corner of the corridor of the Crystal Palace. The thread shrank, leading Gong Wei to avoid the sword energy of Jiang Mojian.
I should look at the almanac when I go out today, this is too bad luck.
And even worse.
The corner of the corridor suddenly turned into a long blade, cutting off the silk thread wrapped around it.Gong Wei looked back, only to find Mozun Huali standing beside Yin Jiu.
It's over, mixed doubles.
Gong Wei didn't dare to tangle with Yin Jiu, so she could only run for her life.It would be fine if he meets Hua Li or Yin Jiuzhong, but if these two join forces, he has no chance of winning.
A heavenly general holding two swords, and a demon king who can turn everything into a blade.
Hua Li concentrated her spiritual power in her palm, turning the endlessly flowing sea water into a knife blade, causing an undercurrent to surge.Yin Jiu stepped on the water blade, but was able to rush towards Gong Wei quickly without any effort.Yin Jiu injected spiritual power into the Xiexie Sword. The Xiexie Sword was once blessed by the Buddha seal, and it is the best weapon to deal with demons.
The long sword swung, but Gong Wei let out a silk thread to wrap around Yin Jiu's hand, and the sword swayed, only cutting off a few strands of Gong Wei's hair.
Gong Weizheng is proud that she avoided the fatal blow.
But he forgot that he was in the East China Sea.
The dense sea water around here is the best place to display the blade of all things.
Hua Li condensed the water flow in all directions into a blade, and rushed towards Gong Wei.Gong Wei was concentrating on dealing with Yin Jiu, but he didn't notice that Hua Li had already turned the water into a blade, weaving an invisible sky net for him.
The water flow stopped, and stabbed towards Gong Wei from all directions.
Gong Wei vomited a mouthful of blood, although the blow was unknown, but the internal organs seemed to be crushed, and the pain was extremely painful.
He was surrounded by water blades and had nowhere to hide.He wanted to rush out of the sea, but the water was too deep, so he couldn't get out for a while.
Yin Jiu raised his sword and was about to stab Gong Wei's abdomen.
Gong Wei has the blood of the monster clan, and the inner alchemy is condensed in the dantian, and it only takes one blow to kill Gong Wei.
But at this critical moment, countless strange arms suddenly appeared above Gong Wei's head, and those arms attacked Yin Jiu.Yin Jiu subconsciously chopped off those hands with his sword, and when he came back to his senses, Gong Wei had disappeared.
And those weird arms also disappeared.
"Where is the person?" Hua Li rubbed her eyes, just now Gong Wei was surrounded by her own blade, how could she disappear in the blink of an eye, "Didn't you still be here just now?"
Yin Jiu gasped, what's going on?How could there be so many people on top of Gong Wei's head just now?
"I don't know..." Yin Jiu slashed at the place where Gong Wei was tied up, but found that there was nothing but water.
Hua Li also felt weird, the two of them searched a whole circle in the Dragon Palace Garden, but they couldn't find Gong Wei in the end.
When Gong Wei woke up, Shi Wuhen's dark purple cassock was covering her body.
He sleeps in a temple.The temple was lit with candles, so it wasn't too cold, but the wind and rain were blowing outside the door, and a trace of coolness came in through the gap.Gong Wei wrapped her cassock tightly, and moved to the side of the candlelight.
Shi Wuhen was sitting on the futon, he was knocking the wooden fish in his hand, and he was chanting Buddhist scriptures, he didn't seem to notice that Gong Wei had woken up.Gong Wei felt dizzy when he heard the sound of chanting sutras, and just happened to be badly injured by Hua Li, so he fell asleep on the ground, planning to have a good sleep accompanied by the sound of chanting sutras.
Is there anything better than the sound of monks chanting sutras to help you sleep?
"This is not a place for you to sleep," Shi Wuhen was dissatisfied with his appearance of being cheap and obedient, "If you can move, don't fall asleep on the ground."
Gong Wei rubbed her head and sat up, muttering and complaining: "At least we have known each other for so many years, and I don't know how to say something nice to me."
Shi Wuhen didn't want to pay attention to him, and continued to knock on his wooden fish and chant sutras.
Gong Wei caught a glimpse of a bowl of dark medicinal soup on the ground, knowing that Shi Wuhen had prepared it for him, he took it up without hesitation and drank it to his heart's content.The medicine is bitter, and the effect is quick. As soon as you drink it, the pain of the internal organs being smashed disappears without a trace.
Shi Wuhen is a Buddhist cultivator, and he is proficient in medicine, which is unsurpassed among the six realms.When Hua Li's father invited him to treat Hua Li, it was precisely because of this, but he did not expect that it would lead the wolf into the house.
Gong Wei poked her stomach, and it didn't hurt much anymore.
"This is the third time I've saved you..." Shi Wuhen said, "It's the third time."
For the first time, after the Buddha King Shura fought, Gong Wei was arrested and put on death row.
The second time, when Lihuntian was on fire, Hua Li set up a fire array, which almost burned him to death.
The third time is today.
"I know, I know," Gong Wei poked his ears, his ears were already callused, "If I die, the plan will not go on, I know. Smelly monk, can you stop talking about this matter? ?”
"I just hope you can take it to heart." Shi Wuhen said, "Pay more attention to your own life."
"Do you think I want to be hit by Yin Jiu and Hua Li in mixed doubles?" Gong Wei wrapped herself in a cassock and slept on the ground, "If it wasn't for being entangled by Princess Wolf, I wouldn't have been caught by them."
Shi Wuhen paused after knocking on Muyu's hand, "Your chaotic personal relationship should be put away."
"Okay, I know," Gong Wei said nonchalantly, "I'll pay attention next time, I don't even remember the last time I slept with a woman..."
Shi Wuhen stood up and walked towards Gong Wei.
Gong Wei didn't care at first, thinking that Shi Wuhen wanted the cassock back, so she rolled up the tattered cassock and prepared to hand it to Shi Wuhen.
Unexpectedly, Shi Wuhen held a sharp dagger in his hand.
The candlelight outlined the cold front of the dagger, stabbing Gong Wei's eyes.Only then did Gong Wei realize that something was wrong, and took a few steps back, "Smelly Monk, what are you doing?"
"If you're dead, my plan can't go on," Shi Wuhen stroked the blade, "so... come back to the Buddha Realm with me obediently."
"I'm not going! I'm not going to that place!"
Gong Wei was about to run away, but Shi Wuhen grabbed her by the hair.
With the knife in hand, a handful of black silk fell to the ground.
"What are you doing?" Gong Wei looked at the black hair that fell on the ground, feeling distressed, and yelled at Shi Wuhen, "Let go of my hair! I was cut a little by Yin Jiu today! You again Come!"
"Shave for you," Shi Wuhen cut off another strand of Gong Wei's hair expressionlessly, "Come back to the Buddhist realm with me."
"Don't come here!!!!!!"
※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※
Give Gong Wei an order of "Song of the Bald Head".
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