Is Mozun crazy today?

What should I do if my lover is too clingy and keeps gnawing on me despite repeated admonitions?

Just a fight.

What should I do if my lover is too arrogant and always likes to kick himself out of bed?

Climb up in vain.

When Hua Li was holding on to the edge of the bed and was about to climb up, he happened to bump into Yin Jiu looking at him with his face propped up.Yin Jiu pointed to the floor, Hua Li had no choice but to withdraw her hand resentfully, and put on an aggrieved look.

"Yin Jiu, sleeping on the floor is not good for your health," Hua Li said, biting the bedding, "Look at how many times you have kicked me recently."

"Then how many times have you done it today?" Yin Jiu raised her hair, revealing the hickey mark on her collarbone inadvertently.

Hua Li moved closer to his lips and kissed, "I was wrong... It's uncomfortable to sleep on the ground..."

"You are a Demon Lord, sleeping on the ground will not kill you, nor will it damage your cultivation," Yin Jiu pushed Huali.

"My back hurts when I sleep on the floor!" Hua Li pretended to be uncomfortable and rubbed her waist.

Yin Jiu still felt sorry for Hua Li at first, thinking that he had gotten angry too many times recently, but when he heard Hua Li's words, his hands trembled with anger, "Are you ashamed to say that your back hurts?"

Hua Li thought, it's over, I said the wrong thing.

"It's uncomfortable on the ground. Does Your Majesty Mozun mind going directly outside and sleeping on the grass in the back garden?" Yin Jiu's eyes flashed fiercely.

"It's okay, it's fine here." Hua Li quickly closed his eyes and lay down to pretend to be dead.

Yin Jiu was too lazy to talk to him, so he curled up under the quilt and slept in the dark.

The rule of Lihuntian in the Demon Realm is that the supervisor is responsible for the morning wake-up of the Demon Lord. Huai Jing would wait respectfully outside the door of the dormitory every time the hour came, knocked lightly on the door of the dormitory, then pushed open the door of the dormitory, and stood outside the screen to ask questions. Mozun.

On weekdays, Yin Jiu sleeps lightly and wakes up when she hears movement outside the door. She stays in a daze for a while, waits until her anger subsides, then shakes Hua Li up and tells him it's time to wake up.

The maids all thought that Mozun Huali was a strict self-disciplined monarch, who never let the bed fall, never missed the morning.

But to Hua Li, he is just a lover with sharp ears and strong vigilance.

It's just that Yin Jiu overslept today, Huai Jing knocked on the door and entered the bedroom and saw no answer, so he led the maids to the back of the screen and asked the Mozun if he should get up, but no one answered.Huai Jing looked back at the maids, knocked on the screen, but the bed behind the screen collapsed, still no one answered.Huai Jing took a bold look inside, and saw Yin Jiu alone sleeping on the bed, while Hua Li was wrapped in a bedding and sleeping on the floor.

"This......"

Huai Jing quickly knelt down, and when he was about to reach out to touch Hua Li, the ink sword flew out and pointed at Huai Jing's throat.Huai Jing was so frightened that he collapsed on the ground, the maids behind saw the weapons flying out, and some timid ones couldn't hold back their screams.

Now Hua Li and Yin Jiu woke up.

Hua Li was fine, rubbed his eyes, and grabbed two handfuls of hair. Although he was a little sleepy, he was still awake.

But Yin Jiu was annoyed to get up, so when she heard the screams, she got up and sat down, and yelled in a low voice, "Shut up, it's so noisy!"

Several timid girls cried out in fright.

Hua Li hurriedly climbed onto the bed and held Yin Jiu in a hug, "Good boy, it's a court lady, you scared them."

Yin Jiu stretched out his hand to retract the sword, Hua Li asked Huai Jing to wait outside the screen while Huai Jing picked up the clothes on the ground, and began to dress Yin Jiu who was still awake.Yin Jiu's clothes today are the style of the fairy world, the sleeves are too long, and he has to be served by someone to wear them.Hua Li is used to being served by others on weekdays, and he doesn't even know how to wear his own clothes, but he is very comfortable serving Yin Jiu.

This kind of Yin Jiu is very obedient, she raises her hand when asked to raise her hand, and turns around when asked to turn around.

After putting on the waistband, Hua Li touched Yin Jiu's waist. Yin Jiu's annoyance of getting up disappeared, but he didn't bother to move, so he went with Hua Li.

"Let's go out," Hua Li helped Yin Jiu tidy up his clothes, and started tidying himself. Yin Jiu listened to his words and walked out of the screen.

Huai Jing came in to help Hua Li get dressed, Huai Jing inadvertently glanced at the place where Hua Li had slept just now, and asked: "Did the demon king sleep on the ground last night?"

Hua Li glanced at the unmade bedding on the floor, "Well, ask Wei Liang to come over and make the carpet thicker for me, no matter how I fall asleep, I still feel panicked."

Hua Li rubbed his shoulders.

"But you are a Demon Lord, how can you always... sleep on the ground?" Huai Jing said, "The Ninth General can't help being too... arrogant at times."

In Huai Jing's eyes, no matter how much Hua Li pampered Yin Jiu, Yin Jiu could not be allowed to act recklessly. It would be too much to drive the Demon Lord out of bed in the Demon Realm.

Hua Li knew that Huai Jing was thinking of himself, so he didn't blame him for being nosy, but replied patiently: "Do you remember the sword that scared you just now?"

"Remember." The sword appeared suddenly, but it scared Huai Jing enough.

"That is Yin Jiu's sword, it is used to protect me," Hua Li said, "If he is arrogant and doesn't take me seriously, is it worth letting his sword bleed to recognize the master and use it to protect me?" ?”

"But... this old slave knows that the Ninth General is sincere to the Mozun, but the Ninth General is too arrogant." Huai Jing boldly said, "I have never heard of anyone whose wife and concubine can The one who kicked her husband off the bed."

"My pet," Hua Li joked, "If Yin Jiu is a virtuous and virtuous Yin Jiu, then I won't be the Yin Jiu I like. Besides, I'm kicked out of bed because of my own fault."

Hua Li denied it, but she knew very well in her heart that Yin Jiu would not have kicked herself if she hadn't hugged Yin Jiu and acted mischievously.

But he just can't control it, so what can he do, just sleep on the floor.

He would rather trade pain for momentary pleasure.

Huai Jing looked at Hua Li who didn't care at all and sighed.

Mo Zun was really eaten to death by Yin Jiu.

But Yin Jiu has not had a good appetite recently.

It's not that I'm sick or injured, it's just that I suddenly lose the taste of everything I eat, and I throw away the things I like on weekdays after taking two bites.

"Are you happy?" Hua Li touched Yin Jiu's stomach.

"Get out." Yin Jiu moved Huali's hand.

I don't know if it's a bad habit left by living in the military camp when I was young, but Yin Jiu always has a sudden loss of appetite and can't eat anything.Yin Jiu doesn't take it too seriously on weekdays, anyway, he will recover after a while, so he just eats less food these days.

Yin Jiu was extremely perfunctory, but Hua Li was not.

He regards coaxing Yin Jiu to eat as his top priority, and he must knock on the rice bowl every day to wait for Yin Jiu to eat together.

Yin Jiu knew that he was doing it for his own health, but if he couldn't eat it, he couldn't eat it, and it was useless for Yin Jiu to force it.

"How about I cook you a meal?" Hua Li asked.

"I just can't eat now." Yin Jiu took a sip of tea and mocked Hua Li, "If I eat the food you cook, I won't be able to live."

"Then how did you solve this situation before?" Hua Li added water to his tea bowl.

"Wait."

"that's it?"

"that's it."

Yin Jiu before he met Hua Li, but not many people could care about his intermittent poor appetite.Yin Jiu is also used to muddling along and doesn't take this matter to heart.

But Hua Li didn't like his perfunctory attitude, so he sent someone to collect special snacks from the capital of the Demon Realm, and brought them to Yin Jiu, but Yin Jiu took two bites and threw them to Hua Li.

"Can you stop wasting money?" Yin Jiu complained, "I said it will be fine after a while, so don't worry about it."

Hua Li still doesn't believe in evil.

Asking the cook from Lihuntian, the cook suggested that Hua Li get some pickled side dishes, which can stimulate the appetite and clear the mouth.

Hua Li complied.

But after Yin Jiu took a bite or two, he lost interest again, and the pickled vegetables he bought could only be given to the maids.

Just when Hua Li had no choice, Lihuntian's back kitchen brought a fat sheep, Hua Li found a place in the back garden, set up a fire, and prepared to roast the leg of lamb.

Seeing his excited look, Yin Jiu couldn't bear to refuse, so she messed around with him.

The leg of lamb brushed with roasting ingredients and honey was roasted golden brown, and it was densely sprinkled with various spices.Fatty fat fell on the flame, and the oily flowers exploded with a "click".

"When I was young, I always felt that you must have lived such a life every day," Hua Li stretched out his hand to warm the fire, "Bonfire, barbecue, fighting wits and courage with monsters, and protecting the peace of the world."

"The meat of those monsters is sour, and most of the time they eat steamed buns that can't be chewed," Yin Jiu explained.

Hua Li tore off a piece of meat and fed it to Yin Jiu, "Is it delicious? Can you eat it?"

In the past few days, Yin Jiu lost a lot of weight because of his poor appetite.Yin Jiu always said it was all right, but Hua Li was worried.

Yin Jiu chewed the mutton, but couldn't swallow it at all.

But he has let Hua Li down for so long, Yin Jiu can't bear to make him worry about his diet anymore.Yin Jiu suppressed his nausea, swallowed the mutton, and then pretended to be delicious, tricking Hua Li into eating it himself.

"Really?" Hua Li almost threw the leg of lamb in his hand.

"real......"

"Then eat a little more," Hua Li tore off a large piece of meat, and simply handed the whole leg of lamb to Yin Jiu, "I'll give it to you, I'll give it to you."

Yin Jiu looked at the whole bone and frowned.

Hua Li mistakenly thought that Yin Jiu liked to eat mutton, so he asked: "Is it because I like to eat mutton? Then tomorrow I will go to someone to buy... rams, ewes, goats, sheep, lambs , tripe, heart, brain, whip..."

"Don't!" Yin Jiu quickly persuaded Hua Li.

Hua Li looked at Yin Jiu's flustered look, and asked, "You lied to me just now, saying that your appetite has recovered?"

Yin Jiu nodded, "You don't have to worry about it, it will be fine after a while, I've been like this since I was a child."

"Is it right to be like this since you were a child?" Hua Li asked back, "No one cared about you before, and you let yourself be hungry, but now I love you, how can I let you be hungry..."

Yin Jiu's heart softened, and she walked over to hug Hua Li.

"I'll try my best to find something you can eat," Hua Li stroked Yin Jiu's hair, "Don't lie to me again, okay?"

"Ah."

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