Is Mozun crazy today?

Hua Li hugged Yin Jiu and lay down for a while, half asleep and half awake, Hua Li remembered what he had just talked with Wei Liang.He asked, "Yin Jiu, do you like children?"

Yin Jiu fell into a drowsy sleep, didn't he? I don't understand why Hua Li suddenly asked this question, "What?"

Hua Li explained: "That's right... I think you adopted Cheng Huan and Bu Xixue. I wonder if you prefer children."

Yin Jiu didn't fall asleep, and replied: "It's okay, let's see if you're good or not... If you're not good, you'll be good after a beating..."

Hua Li muttered: "You're not good either..."

No one dares to beat you, and no one can beat you.

"What did you say?" Yin Jiu couldn't hear clearly, so he asked again.

Hua Li quickly pushed him back into his arms, pretending that he didn't say anything, "It's nothing, it's nothing, I didn't say anything."

Yin Jiu changed to a comfortable position and fell asleep, and said in a hoarse voice, "I would like it if you gave birth to a child."

Hua Li was patting Yin Jiu's back, when he heard these words, his hand suddenly stopped in the air.

and many more.

Forgot something big.

He and Yin Jiu, who is the one above?

Nope, it's all come to this point... The two people's heart and soul have also been exchanged, and the bottom is also exchanged. They are only one step away from completing the great harmony of life, and they are actually stuck on this kind of problem.

What if the model does not match?What if Yin Jiu is also the one above?

Nonsense, Yin Jiu must be the one at the top. He fought so fiercely and slaughtered the monsters in the entire Xishan mountain system. How could such a person be at the bottom...

If you think so, don't you have to be below.

Hua Li had a headache.

Hua Li has no one to discuss with in the Demon Realm, talk to Yun Yi, Yun Yi must laugh at himself again, tell Bu Xixue, Hua Li is too embarrassed, Zong Pei... that is an idiot , he can know what is up and down is good, or do not ask.

Hua Li was thinking that now he and Yin Jiu had held hands and hugged each other, and they were just short of kissing and going to bed with children and grandchildren, so he had to settle this matter quickly.

Isn't it just a coincidence that Yin Jiu's unreliable seventh brother, the seventh prince, drank in the devil world but forgot to bring money to pay the bill, and ran to Hua Li to borrow money. Hua Li thought of him and Yin Jiushu, so I personally came to pay him the bill, not only paid for the wine, Hua Li also hurriedly dragged the Seventh Prince to open a private seat in the restaurant, and asked Xiaoer to cook some good food.

"Hua Li, you are too polite, I just borrowed some money, why did you buy me a drink?" Seventh Prince Zhou Lu embarrassedly touched his head, "I am even embarrassed to say that, I am in a hurry to go out today, I forgot to bring my purse, and searched all over my body, but there is no penny. But Hua Li, next time, you can just ask the maid to come for this kind of thing, you have become a demon king, why come here yourself. "

Hua Li shook his head, "Besides paying you the bill, I have one more thing to trouble you..."

"Just open your mouth," said the Seventh Prince with great pride, "As long as I can do it, I will never refuse."

"It's... um... that..." Hua Li hesitated for a long time, but found that the words came to his lips but he was too embarrassed to say, "Um... "

The Seventh Prince stared at Hua Li: "There is nothing to be embarrassed about, we have been friends for many years, you can say whatever you want!"

"Hmm..." Hua Li was still embarrassed to ask, "It's just..."

The seventh prince, Day Lu, looked at Hua Li's embarrassed face, as if he had thought of something: "Oh, did you make the girl pregnant?"

Hua Li looked at him in bewilderment: "How is it possible? Am I that kind of person?"

The Seventh Prince's day trip hurriedly "bah bah bah", "I have such a memory, I forgot that you have never been a meat eater. Speaking of the few of us who play well, you are as good as a jade, alas, I sometimes don't I know what you think, a lot of girls don't insist on pestering my bad-tempered brother, you don't know that when he first arrived in Lingxiao, he made his mother angry every day because of this and that, and the mother was angry because of Yin Jiu. I don't know how many quarrels I had with my father..."

"Actually, what I want to ask you is related to Yin Jiu..." Hua Li hesitated.

"Did you make Yin Jiu's belly bigger?" Seventh Prince Day Lu posted up and asked.

"Go, go!" Hua Li hurriedly pushed the seventh prince away, "What do you think about all day long, it has nothing to do with your stomach! Yin Jiu is a man! A man! Your brother! You don't know if he is a man yet Is it?"

"That's not necessarily true," said the Seventh Prince Zhou Lu, "The queen mother said that Yin Jiu is more capable than the rest of us. He has great powers and can do anything. How do you know that he can't bear children..."

Hua Li was so angry that he couldn't speak.

"Oh, by the way, didn't you say you liked Yin Jiu last time?" The Seventh Prince finally realized, "Did you tell him later? How did he answer you?"

"Say it," Hua Li was a little excited when he mentioned this, "he promised...he said he would always be by my side."

"Huh?" Now it was the Seventh Prince's turn to be dumbfounded, "What the hell? He agreed? Yin Jiu agreed? Do you still have your hands? Do you still have your legs? Do you still have your brain?"

The seventh prince took Hua Li's hand, patted his leg, and patted Hua Li's head. Fortunately, there doesn't seem to be anything missing on his body so far.

"I'm fine, don't touch me!" Hua Li shook off the Seventh Prince's hand.

"Yin Jiu promised you, are you really not kidding me?" the Seventh Prince asked.

"I just...agreed! Yin Jiu also likes me," Hua Li plucked up his courage, "but now there is a problem, if I and Yin Jiu...well, I will do that kind of thing, I don't know if he's the one above or the one below!"

"..."

The seventh prince, Day Lu, didn't say anything, he just stared at Hua Li in a daze.

Hua Li reached out and circled in front of his eyes, "What's wrong with you?"

"Um...a good question..." The Seventh Prince Rilu finally came to his senses, "a good question, a really good question, the reason why this question is so good... how do I know Huh? Yin Jiu and I don’t know each other well!”

"I just think that you want to spend some time with Yin Jiu anyway, you should be able...to help me make this judgment..." Hua Li said.

"Then I would venture to ask, Hua Li, are you the one above or the one below?" the Seventh Prince asked.

Hua Li squeezed her fingers, then pointed upwards.

"That's over, I guess Yin Jiu is also the one above," the Seventh Prince said.

Hua Li frowned, "Didn't you have a bad relationship with him? Your guess may not be accurate!"

"Whether I have a good relationship with him or not is one thing. In any case, we lived together in the heavens," said the seventh prince. "First of all, Yin Jiu is very strong. He is famous for being strong. How many ancient demons he killed He also took off the heads of those monsters and placed them in a row at the entrance of the Lingxiao Palace. I was almost scared to death when I went up several times, you know?"

Hua Li closed his eyes in pain, he knew that Day Lu would say that

But having said that, it turns out that Yin Jiu really has a habit of blowing his head out...

"So you see, you, Yin Jiu, must be the one above," said the Seventh Prince Day Lu firmly.

Hua Li quibbled: "It has nothing to do with that kind of thing. What if Yin Jiu deeply wishes to rely on me? Is he hoping that I can protect him?"

The Seventh Prince looked at Hua Li incredulously, "Don't give yourself too much face, who does Yin Jiu rely on? Does he need to rely on anyone? You don't even know what Yin Jiu did to my brothers back then? I The third brother bullied Yin Jiu and put a snake in his schoolbag. You know what Yin Jiu did. Yin Jiu skinned the snake, chopped it into meat and put it on my third brother's bed! It scared my third brother a lot Half dead, that's bloody meat paste! At that time, my third brother was so scared that he lost his sense of smell, and everything smelled like bloody meat."

"Also, my fifth brother pushed Yin Jiu into the pool. After climbing up, Yin Jiu was stronger than my fifth brother, grabbed my fifth brother's waistband, and threw him into the water. After throwing him, he pulled him out of the water. Come out, then push in, and rescue again. I don’t know how many times, and Yin Jiu warned my fifth brother afterwards that if he dared to tell his father and queen mother about this, Yin Jiu would burn my fifth brother’s homework You don’t even know that my fifth brother dare not go to the Dragon King’s Crystal Palace until now, because he was frightened at that time!”

"Finally, there is my eighth younger brother. My eighth younger brother is the one who likes to act like a baby the most among several brothers. He always relies on his mother to spoil him and do things wrong. Once, my eighth younger brother humiliated Yin Jiu in front of all the immortals, saying that Yin Jiu My mother must be a shameless slut who secretly gave birth to Yin Jiu before throwing Yin Jiu away. At that time, we thought that there was a mother doting on her, and even if Yin Jiu got angry, she couldn't do anything to her eighth brother, but do you know what Yin Jiu did? Yin Jiu imitated the eighth younger brother's handwriting, and replaced the homework assigned to his father with an obscene obscenity, and what was even more frightening was that the protagonists of the obscene words were the eighth younger brother and his mother... ...Since then, my father and king have never looked at my eighth brother...The queen mother dare not treat my eighth brother well..."

"Actually..." Hua Li said shyly after hearing this, "I think Yin Jiu did the right thing! Well done! Who told your brothers to bully Yin Jiu! You deserve it!"

"Forget it to protect your weaknesses, I won't tell you," Zhou Lu scratched his head, "Anyway, Yin Jiu is really scary, others can't take advantage of him at all, if you hurt him, he will ask for it back a hundred times and a thousand times .”

Hua Li lowered her head, bitterness suddenly appeared in her heart.But in Huali's place, if you treat Yin Jiu kindly to him, he will repay you a thousand times and a hundred times.

"But having said that, Hua Li," Day Lu patted Hua Li on the shoulder, "If you want to be the top one, I'll get you a medicine, and you can coax Yin Jiu to drink it. It can completely immobilize people, and when the time comes, if you want to be at the top or below, it will be up to you."

Hua Li frowned, "No! I won't use medicine on Yin Jiu!"

"Then...you accept your fate," said the Seventh Prince Zhou Lu, "Anyway, that's all I can help you with. I don't think it's possible for Yin Jiu to be below. You'd better give up on it."

Hua Li didn't speak, and put two fried beans in his mouth.

He chatted with Zhou Lu a few times, and Zhou Lu saw that Hua Li's thoughts were not with him, so he thanked him and returned to the heavenly court.

Hua Li didn't say anything to persuade him to stay. After sending off the day trip, Hua Li walked back to Lihuntian along the main road in the center of the capital.He had something on his mind, and he was in a trance all the way.

Hua Li patted his head, forget it, as long as the other party is Yin Jiu, it doesn't matter what is the top and bottom, as long as it is Yin Jiu...

As long as it is Yin Jiu...

Hua Li began to hypnotize herself.

Yin Jiu looks good!No loss from top to bottom!No loss!

right!Absolutely no loss!

And Yin Jiu will be in pain down there!He didn't want Yin Jiu to suffer!

Before he knew it, he was approaching the Lihun Heaven, and there was a red figure standing in front of the palace gate. His red clothes were like blood, and his hair was like ink. The moment he saw Hua Li, his calm face burst into joy.

Like throwing a stone into water, it creates ripples.

"Yin Jiu!" Hua Li saw the man's face clearly, and hurriedly ran over, "You come to pick me up!"

All the entanglement and boredom just now were wiped away the moment I saw Yin Jiu.

Yin Jiu caught Hua Li steadily, "Well, I'm here to pick you up. I just woke up and couldn't find you. I heard from the maid that you came to send money to my seventh brother...I want to wait here Should be able to see you..."

Yin Jiu, who had just had a full sleep, was so tempered that his temper exploded. He spoke softly, and there was concern for Hua Li in his words.

Seeing that Yin Jiu was in a good mood, Hua Li asked in a low voice, "Well... I forgot to ask you before... um, that's... Are you the one above or the one below? ...I don't mean anything else, I can accept it, just...ask, ask first, we can all be prepared..."

Yin Jiu turned his head and glanced at Hua Li. He didn't hesitate, and replied two words: "Next."

"Huh?" This time it was Hua Li's turn to be surprised, the development direction of this matter was too in line with his expectations.

"I'm too lazy to move," Yin Jiu yawned.

Hua Li froze in place, unable to react for a long time.

Can it still be so?

Yin Jiu walked a few steps and found that Hua Li hadn't followed, so she turned around and asked, "What are you doing? Come here!"

Hua Li hurriedly jumped up and down to catch up.

"Then Yin Jiu, have you used the jade power I gave you before?"

"Yin Jiu, when can we practice the topic we just talked about?"

"Yin Jiu, I will take good care of you in the future."

"Yin Jiu..."

"Yin Jiu..."

Now Yin Jiu really wanted to stuff this man's mouth with something so that he would stop yelling "Yin Jiu Yin Jiu".

It is often said in the human world that there is a kind of person who can open a dyeing workshop with some color.

Hua Li painted a colorful world for you with some color!

Really annoying.

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