Is Mozun crazy today?

The six realms are divided into Buddha Realm, Immortal Realm or Heaven Realm, Human Realm, Demon Realm, Ghost Realm and Demon Realm, and among them, the Human Realm and the Demon Realm live in the same space.The Buddha world is commanded by the Buddha, the fairy world is governed by the heavenly emperor, the human world has the emperor of the human world, the demon world has the leader of the demon alliance, the ghost world has the lord of the underworld to manage the reincarnation of souls, and the demon world... the new demon king Hua Li is in a state of collapse. edge.

Hua Li has just ascended the throne, and there are too many things to deal with, from how to restore the old system to how to repair the roof of Lihuntian, the whole demon world is counting on him.Hua Li patiently carried all the things down. He was really stubborn back then, but Hua Li never forgot what his father taught him.But he's not his father after all, and he doesn't handle affairs so perfectly. In addition, his mother's Blazing Demon Lord is really a bastard who can make a mess!

Blazing Heaven Demon Lord was originally a black snake in the demon world, which is already absurd enough, what's even more absurd is that he actually played the same way in the human world in the demon world, sucked up the finances of Badu, and supported him alone.The troubles have made the finances and systems of the Demon Realm a mess, so after working in the Demon Realm for so many years, what the people of the Demon Realm still miss is Hua Li's father.Huali copied his father's system, decentralizing the eight capitals, fighting and killing those who should be killed, those who should mine mines, and those who should farm land.The Demon Realm was originally similar to the Immortal Realm. The Demon Lord and the Heavenly Emperor were just idols, and they only played a role in the confrontation between the Immortal Realm and the Demon Realm.

But to put it bluntly, Hua Li still has to be busy with the real separation of powers. These days, he, Yun Yi and Zong Pei are living in the main hall, and when he is too sleepy, he will lie down on the desk and take a nap.

At this time, the most leisurely person in Lihuntian is Yin Jiu. He knows that he is not good at interfering in the government affairs of the Demon Realm, so he only fights when he needs to fight by himself. Like a ghost, it swayed here and there for a while, and occasionally helped the workers who repaired Lihuntian move bricks.When I was bored, I took a vacation and went back to the ghost world to have a look at the pawn shop, check Cheng Huan's homework, and then when the lord of the underworld was about to come to the pawn shop to check whether he had checked the Seven Treasure Turning Soul Bell, he slipped and ran back to the devil world.

The face of the lord of the underworld became darker, and Yin Jiu found it more interesting.

With nothing to do, Yin Jiu went to the streets of the king's capital of the Demon Realm to buy some baked meat and greedy Hua Li, watching Hua Li swallowing while handling government affairs, and then gorging on the meat beside her.When Hua Li's endurance reached its limit, Yin Jiu gave him a merciful bite. Seeing Hua Li staring at stars and wagging her non-existent tail, Yin Ju felt that his perverted taste had finally been satisfied.

But after playing this way for a few times, Yin Jiu lost interest. I don't know if it's because he loves Hua Li or because he's tired of this kind of gameplay.

He started delivering meals to Hua Li instead.

"Are you here to bring me food?" Hua Li knew that Yin Jiu was here when he smelled the meat, and he put down his pen to take the food box in Yin Jiu's hand, "If you hadn't brought me food these few days, I wouldn't have Don't remember to eat..."

"Well," Yin Jiu opened the food box, took out the dishes inside and put them on the table, and handed Hua Li a pair of chopsticks, "Eat."

Indifferent and emotionless, Hua Li thought that no one would be afraid to provoke this old man.

"Today, when Yun Yi fell down, he accidentally knocked over the inkstone. Guess what, the ink spilled on his face, it was even darker than the face of the Lord of the Hades!" Hua Li shared today's interesting stories vividly, "And Also, I saw Bu Xixue's milk doll, she looked much better after a few days, when she was just born, I still felt like a monkey..."

But Yin Jiu listened expressionlessly.

When you get tired of listening, you yawn and pretend to be sleepy.

Hua Li ate his food sullenly, cursing in his heart the bastard who made Yin Jiu angry.

But he didn't even know he was that bastard.

"I'm done," Yin Jiu put down his chopsticks. He had a poor appetite, and he didn't touch the rice at all. The dishes were just like the tasting conference, and he took a bite of one pattern.

Hua Li quickly put down the chopsticks, and tidied up the dishes on the table.

"Did someone bully you?" Hua Li approached Yin Jiu as if to flatter her, "Did someone call you mean..."

This is really not Hua Li's unreasonable speculation. The demon world has never had a good impression of Yin Jiu. After all, Yin Jiu was married to Lihun Tian as the concubine of Hua Li's father, and now he has no clear relationship with Hua Li. Some people with broken mouths portrayed Yin Jiu as a shameless vixen, and even said that he fell asleep all the way to the position of general that day.

Hua Li has never had any rules, and when he comes and goes, he doesn't pay attention to the battle. There are no servants around him, and he doesn't need to come and go like a human emperor and let a eunuch shout "The emperor is here", the demon king Hua Li Always travel alone in Lihun Tian as he pleases.

It was precisely because he was unrestrained that he broke the mouths of several court ladies several times and babbled about Yin Jiu, saying all kinds of vulgar and dirty words, and Hua Li, who overheard it by accident, was so angry that his hands were shaking.

Hua Li, who was always good-tempered, lost his temper that time and kicked those maids out.

"No." Yin Jiu took these foreign reputations very lightly, even if he heard it, he would not react. What's more, if Yin Jiu got angry, he would dig out the eyes of the broken-mouthed people and stuff them into his mouth .

After all, Yin Jiu is so neat and tidy in his dealings.

"But you are indeed angry," Hua Li caught Yin Jiu's surprise, "tell me, okay?"

Yin Jiu looked up at Huali, "I want to go back to the ghost world."

"Go back, just remember to come back before dinner." Hua Li said casually.

"I won't go back, there's nothing interesting here." Yin Jiu said.

"Huh?" Hua Li became anxious when he heard this, "No, no, I... I haven't finished dealing with the matter here, you have to stay and help me, you are very knowledgeable in the ghost world , can help me a lot, you can't leave."

"I don't feel comfortable living in Lihuntian," Yin Jiu poured a cup of tea, "The tea is not good either."

"Tomorrow, I'll send someone to the Immortal Realm to get a batch of tea leaves to moisten your throat," Hua Li promised, "But in Lihuntian, I..."

It's no wonder that Yin Jiu was uncomfortable. Hua Li knew that when Yin Jiu lived in Lihuntian, he was either bullied by the concubine or by "himself".It is estimated that Yin Jiu's face would turn pale from fright when he dreamed back at midnight.

Hua Li slapped his head, he is an idiot, Hua Li has been sleeping in the main hall for the past few days, and Yin Jiu has no one to accompany him at night, and he lives in Lihun Tian, ​​so he may be reminded of those bad memories from the past.

"I've been too busy these days to forget, how about I sleep with you today?" Hua Li added water to Yin Jiu's teacup as if offering a treasure.

"Don't bother you," Yin Jiu drank, "I'll go back to the ghost world and live comfortably."

"But..." Hua Li's mind turned rapidly, "Look, you haven't found the Seven Treasure Turning Soul Bell, and the Lord of Hades will blame you when you go back. You have food and drink while staying here. You don't have to run errands for others, and you can check out the secrets of the year by the way, which is more comfortable than staying in the ghost world."

Yin Jiu blew on the scalding tea without making a sound.

"You are the first person I saw when I came back from resurrection," Hua Li began to play the emotional card with him, seeing that it didn't make any sense.

"What you saw was Shulan," Yin Jiu corrected indifferently.

"Ah, no, actually I woke up in the jade pendant a long time ago," Hua Li said without thinking, "I watch you change clothes in the jade pendant every day...ah no!"

Yin Jiu crushed the white porcelain tea bowl in his hand, and the emerald green tea soup wet his hand.

Hua Li raised his forehead, the more he talked, the more chaotic it became.

"Peeping me to change clothes?" Yin Jiu looked at Hua Li frantically wiping her hands with a rag, "Mozun, do you want me to cripple your body, and then stuff your soul into that jade body?" In the leftovers."

"No no no, I was wrong, I won't dare next time," Hua Li quickly promised, "Why don't you watch me change my clothes and come back?"

Yin Jiu rolled his eyes at him and walked away.

Hua Li, who realized that he said something wrong, now only thinks about hitting the wall.

"Hey wait! Yin Jiu, are you going back to the ghost world or not! You haven't told me yet!"

But Huali didn't know that the moment Yin Jiu turned to leave, an imperceptible smile appeared on the corner of Yin Jiu's mouth.

He didn't want to go back to the ghost world at all, he just used some tricks to hint that Hua Liduo would accompany him.

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