Students are furry!
Chapter 56 Too Much Brain Compensation
Du Yao was in a trance: Why on earth did I accept this program?
Everyone is out to make a living, so why can't we interview well!
Yu Shixing smiled, and turned the style of painting over, "Instead of telling stories that can be seen in the school of success, it is better to go to the field to see, these are the fruits of the children's hard work."
Finally said a word on the script.
Du Yao got up from her chair, with tears in her eyes, and choked up to the camera: "Students are not easy, they are all apples bitten by God, all the hard work is just to have a foothold in society, I hope everyone Focus more on these special groups!"
He Shulin yawned quietly, and when the camera turned to her, she showed a perfunctory smile.
He Shulin didn't need this way to become famous at all.
If it wasn't for her little girlfriend's suggestion, she wouldn't have allowed the media to come in.
After this, my little girlfriend will definitely admire me even more——He Shulin looked at Yu Shixing dotingly.
Yu Shixing: Creepy.
Du Yao opened the door of the office, and quickly took two steps back in fright!
I saw Huang Jing, who was covered in blood, bent over, pouted his butt/butt, and put his ear on the door to eavesdrop.
A white cat with blue eyes stood on the window sill, and it also put its ears to it, eavesdropping on the sounds coming from the office.
The scariest thing was that there were three adult men with exactly the same appearance, lying on the ground, in a very weird posture, peeping through the crack of the door with their eyes, even more perverted than perverts, more rogue than hooligans, and they could immediately call the police if they saw it.
Du Yao: "Live broadcast the accident!"
Yu Shixing was tongue-tied, and slowly shifted his gaze to He Shulin.
Du Yao also looked at He Shulin.
Although this person didn't say a few words from the beginning to the end, it can be seen from his temperament alone that he is the leader who keeps his word.
Everyone met He Shulin's fierce (actually not) gaze, their hair stood on end in fright, and they stood up obediently, with "I'm very obedient, don't be angry" written all over their bodies
Du Yao's consciousness was confused, and she pointed at the three men expectantly: "Copy and paste?"
Zhong Ying blurted out: "How do you know?"
Yu Shixing couldn't say enough: "The triplets were abandoned by their parents when they were young, and they were picked up. It's so pitiful."
Du Yao couldn't help sighing: "Teacher really has boundless love."
Zhong Ying No. 1: "Wife, who are these people?"
Zhong Ying No. 2: "Honey, when the story is told, the small bench is ready."
Zhong Ying No. 3: "Honey, that woman has fierce eyes, you hate her."
Du Yao: "Teacher, are you married?!"
Yu Shixing glanced secretly at He Shulin, and He Shulin stared straight at her, as if Yu Shixing would be alone in his next life if he said something wrong.
Yu Shixing: "Not married, these three children have cognitive impairments, and we are correcting them."
Du Yao followed the topic and asked: "Then teacher plans to get married?"
Yu Shixing sighed in his heart, suspecting that the host was secretly bribed by He Shulin.
Yu Shixing: "Of course, I'm in a relationship now, I hope the other party can be honest."
Let me end the task, ball ball.
Du Yao asked a few more politely. The cameraman took pictures of the teachers and students tirelessly. The people here are all very good-looking, and their manners are very individual. It's not like the artificiality of the entertainment industry. .
For example, Zhong Ying, who obviously has human eyes, can be seen as vertical pupils from animals, and her neck seems to be able to rotate in all directions, like an owl from the middle of the night.
Then Zhong Ying made a face.
Brother Camera: "..."
Yu Shixing saw that the cameraman's eyes were wrong, so he immediately dragged Du Yao to the edge of the field.
At this time of day, the sky is high and the clouds are light, and the wind blows the scent of green grass and soil mixed together. Standing on a scarecrow not far away sits a thin and thin boy. The little belly begs to be stroked.
Du Yao interviewed: "Little classmate, why are you here?"
Lian Xi smiled brightly, "I was looking for food in the trash can, but the school doctor couldn't stand it and put me in the school."
Du Yao was heartbroken, and continued to ask in line with her duty: "What about your parents?"
Lian Xi: "Forgot." That was really a long time ago.
Du Yao's hand holding the microphone trembled slightly, her eyes were red, and looking at Lian Xi's carefree appearance, she didn't realize how miserable her life was.
"Son, you are suffering, we can help you apply for a fund." Du Yao sincerely thinks about the other party.
Lian Xi: "No need, I like this place very much."
Unlike humans, orcs have a long lifespan, and many emotional problems can be easily solved.
Du Yao looked sympathetically at the young man who was so light that he could sit on the scarecrow. Seeing that, even Xi's heart softened. She jumped off the scarecrow and carefully stroked Du Yao's back, "It's okay, it's okay, you What are you crying for?"
Du Yao: "What a silly boy."
Lian Xi: "..." I comfort you, why are you still scolding me.
This wave of interaction earned enough tears.
According to the script, this step should be Du Yao's experience rolling up his sleeves to catch the chickens and ducks in the field, picking some tender cubs, steaming them directly and making soup are delicious.
Du Yao quickly changed her clothes, wearing a black rubber waterproof suit, a pair of black rubber shoes on her feet, and a large dark green net in her hand.
Yu Shixing: "These children are very well-behaved, they don't exercise much, and they are very relaxed."
Du Yao pointed at the loud screams, like small cannonballs rampaging, almost killing the duck on the tree, "Are you serious? The child you are talking about is me, right?" she said to herself.
Yu Shixing said with a smile: "These children are just a little excited to see strangers."
He Shulin's expression was a little weird. After all, Yu Shixing called "children" the most enthusiastically, and the meat was the most delicious.
After all, Du Yao is also experienced. After a few minutes of mental construction, she quickly stepped on the wet soil with the help of the stone. As soon as she stepped on it, most of the shoes did not go in.
Ducks and chickens are so gifted that they run like walking on flat ground, their wings carry the wind, and plum blossom marks are all over the ground.
Du Yao made a bitter face, "This is too fierce, it doesn't look like domesticated at all."
Yu Shixing: "Not fierce."
Du Yao embraced with an expression of "If you believe it, you will be a ghost".
Du Yao spotted a little duckling that was staggeringly running after its mother, waving its net bag like a battle flag, and made a quick move at the right time—but it missed.
Also fell a dog to eat shit, the picture is very joyful.
Duck: "Quack quack?"
Du Yao: "I feel like it's mocking me."
Du Yao got up staggeringly, her white and tender face was covered with black and gray mud, and a flock of ducks, headed by that skinny duckling, wobbled around her, tilting her head, maliciously showing cuteness, "Gah?"
Du Yao: "..." It was really a mockery.
Du Yao struggled to lift the net bag with both hands, because of slipping, the net bag slipped to the side, and then a shocking scene appeared.
The skinny duck wobbled to the net pocket, flopped, "Gah!" and landed in the net pocket.
The other one followed suit.
"Gah!"
"Gah~" fell——
Du Yao: "..."
Brother photographer: "..."
Zheng Xiru saw a miracle: "Outstanding people!"
Everyone looked at Yu Shixing, and Yu Shixing looked at He Shulin, "Doctor, explain?"
He Shulin looked at the sky.
It can't be said that poultry are assimilated by orcs, and there is a qualitative leap in IQ?
It's crazy to say it.
Du Yao looked at the net full of ducks in bewilderment, "The effect of the program?"
The logistics first objected: "Absolutely not!"
Yu Shixing: "Probably because ducks like you."
Zheng Xi: "You can't think of ducks as birds, they have intelligence that humans can't match!"
Yu Shixing: "..." Have you joined a cult?
Du Yao couldn't refute this, and always felt that there was something wrong.
After finishing all the ingredients, Du Yao was about to follow her aunt into the kitchen, but she didn't want to be stopped outside the door.
Aunt in the cafeteria: "Photography is not allowed here, please understand."
As soon as the voice fell, the door was closed.
Du Yao bit the bullet and said to the camera: "Since the aunt in the cafeteria sold this first, let's look forward to it!"
Du Yao stopped and walked in the cafeteria, observing back and forth. The decoration here is obviously better than other places in the school, second only to the office.
But in some places, it is still difficult to conceal the dilapidation, such as the old layout of the house without ventilation, the tables and chairs with missing arms and legs in the storage room...
Du Yao knew what the school looked like before, and also collected old photos on the Internet. She believed that the dilapidated appearance was the school ruins.
Now it is only because of the popularity of several live broadcasts that I have the money to decorate everywhere, but the inside has not changed.
As for the animals in the live broadcast room - Du Yao felt that they must be rented.
Looking at the group of ducks obediently getting into the nets, you can see that the teachers here are very good at taming animals.
There was wisdom in Du Yao's eyes, and she felt that she had seen through the truth, and her confidence suddenly increased.
"After all, as a host with professional ethics, I must save some face for this dilapidated school. No matter how unpalatable the food is, I must talk about my feelings, just for the sake of the children."
Yu Shixing just looked at the expression of the host opposite, sad for a while, happy for a while, richer than Zhong Ying's expression when he was beaten.
Yu Shixing: "Are you feeling unwell?" You seem to have a wrong perception of us? ?
Sure enough, I was frightened just now, and I want to have a good talk with He Shulin, what if someone asks us to lose money...
Du Yao had pity in her eyes: "It seems that the two teachers are really not easy, and I have deep respect for you two."
Yu Shixing smiled without embarrassment, and began to search for brain hospitals in his heart.
The closed door of the canteen was opened a crack, and the aroma immediately wafted out. Zheng Xi's eyes lit up when he smelled it, "Braised duck!" It was the dish cooked by the chef at home.
With a flushed face, the aunt brought the dishes to the table, kindly, "You are welcome, eat more, there are still some in the kitchen."
Zheng Xi was eager to try, and was the first to put down the chopsticks.
The duck meat is very thin and crispy, unlike the duck meat sold in the market that sticks between the teeth.
The other plate is roasted pickles with duck, and there is a plate of steamed pickles with roasted pickles. The soup inside the steamed ones is delicious.
In addition, the duck itself has a lot of exercise, and the body is moderately fat. It has an endless aftertaste in the mouth, and the teeth are chewed all over the face. It can slide along the tongue and slide all the way to the stomach, leaving a delicious fragrance all the way. .
Du Yao took a bite out of pity in her heart, and even the big cameraman couldn't help reminding after class, "Du Yao, you've already eaten three bowls of rice, stop for a while, the food looks too ugly, this material can't be taken .”
Du Yao: "..." Only three bowls?
作者有话要说:感谢在2020-03-1215:42:51~2020-03-1320:49:18期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: Enron 18 bottles;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Everyone is out to make a living, so why can't we interview well!
Yu Shixing smiled, and turned the style of painting over, "Instead of telling stories that can be seen in the school of success, it is better to go to the field to see, these are the fruits of the children's hard work."
Finally said a word on the script.
Du Yao got up from her chair, with tears in her eyes, and choked up to the camera: "Students are not easy, they are all apples bitten by God, all the hard work is just to have a foothold in society, I hope everyone Focus more on these special groups!"
He Shulin yawned quietly, and when the camera turned to her, she showed a perfunctory smile.
He Shulin didn't need this way to become famous at all.
If it wasn't for her little girlfriend's suggestion, she wouldn't have allowed the media to come in.
After this, my little girlfriend will definitely admire me even more——He Shulin looked at Yu Shixing dotingly.
Yu Shixing: Creepy.
Du Yao opened the door of the office, and quickly took two steps back in fright!
I saw Huang Jing, who was covered in blood, bent over, pouted his butt/butt, and put his ear on the door to eavesdrop.
A white cat with blue eyes stood on the window sill, and it also put its ears to it, eavesdropping on the sounds coming from the office.
The scariest thing was that there were three adult men with exactly the same appearance, lying on the ground, in a very weird posture, peeping through the crack of the door with their eyes, even more perverted than perverts, more rogue than hooligans, and they could immediately call the police if they saw it.
Du Yao: "Live broadcast the accident!"
Yu Shixing was tongue-tied, and slowly shifted his gaze to He Shulin.
Du Yao also looked at He Shulin.
Although this person didn't say a few words from the beginning to the end, it can be seen from his temperament alone that he is the leader who keeps his word.
Everyone met He Shulin's fierce (actually not) gaze, their hair stood on end in fright, and they stood up obediently, with "I'm very obedient, don't be angry" written all over their bodies
Du Yao's consciousness was confused, and she pointed at the three men expectantly: "Copy and paste?"
Zhong Ying blurted out: "How do you know?"
Yu Shixing couldn't say enough: "The triplets were abandoned by their parents when they were young, and they were picked up. It's so pitiful."
Du Yao couldn't help sighing: "Teacher really has boundless love."
Zhong Ying No. 1: "Wife, who are these people?"
Zhong Ying No. 2: "Honey, when the story is told, the small bench is ready."
Zhong Ying No. 3: "Honey, that woman has fierce eyes, you hate her."
Du Yao: "Teacher, are you married?!"
Yu Shixing glanced secretly at He Shulin, and He Shulin stared straight at her, as if Yu Shixing would be alone in his next life if he said something wrong.
Yu Shixing: "Not married, these three children have cognitive impairments, and we are correcting them."
Du Yao followed the topic and asked: "Then teacher plans to get married?"
Yu Shixing sighed in his heart, suspecting that the host was secretly bribed by He Shulin.
Yu Shixing: "Of course, I'm in a relationship now, I hope the other party can be honest."
Let me end the task, ball ball.
Du Yao asked a few more politely. The cameraman took pictures of the teachers and students tirelessly. The people here are all very good-looking, and their manners are very individual. It's not like the artificiality of the entertainment industry. .
For example, Zhong Ying, who obviously has human eyes, can be seen as vertical pupils from animals, and her neck seems to be able to rotate in all directions, like an owl from the middle of the night.
Then Zhong Ying made a face.
Brother Camera: "..."
Yu Shixing saw that the cameraman's eyes were wrong, so he immediately dragged Du Yao to the edge of the field.
At this time of day, the sky is high and the clouds are light, and the wind blows the scent of green grass and soil mixed together. Standing on a scarecrow not far away sits a thin and thin boy. The little belly begs to be stroked.
Du Yao interviewed: "Little classmate, why are you here?"
Lian Xi smiled brightly, "I was looking for food in the trash can, but the school doctor couldn't stand it and put me in the school."
Du Yao was heartbroken, and continued to ask in line with her duty: "What about your parents?"
Lian Xi: "Forgot." That was really a long time ago.
Du Yao's hand holding the microphone trembled slightly, her eyes were red, and looking at Lian Xi's carefree appearance, she didn't realize how miserable her life was.
"Son, you are suffering, we can help you apply for a fund." Du Yao sincerely thinks about the other party.
Lian Xi: "No need, I like this place very much."
Unlike humans, orcs have a long lifespan, and many emotional problems can be easily solved.
Du Yao looked sympathetically at the young man who was so light that he could sit on the scarecrow. Seeing that, even Xi's heart softened. She jumped off the scarecrow and carefully stroked Du Yao's back, "It's okay, it's okay, you What are you crying for?"
Du Yao: "What a silly boy."
Lian Xi: "..." I comfort you, why are you still scolding me.
This wave of interaction earned enough tears.
According to the script, this step should be Du Yao's experience rolling up his sleeves to catch the chickens and ducks in the field, picking some tender cubs, steaming them directly and making soup are delicious.
Du Yao quickly changed her clothes, wearing a black rubber waterproof suit, a pair of black rubber shoes on her feet, and a large dark green net in her hand.
Yu Shixing: "These children are very well-behaved, they don't exercise much, and they are very relaxed."
Du Yao pointed at the loud screams, like small cannonballs rampaging, almost killing the duck on the tree, "Are you serious? The child you are talking about is me, right?" she said to herself.
Yu Shixing said with a smile: "These children are just a little excited to see strangers."
He Shulin's expression was a little weird. After all, Yu Shixing called "children" the most enthusiastically, and the meat was the most delicious.
After all, Du Yao is also experienced. After a few minutes of mental construction, she quickly stepped on the wet soil with the help of the stone. As soon as she stepped on it, most of the shoes did not go in.
Ducks and chickens are so gifted that they run like walking on flat ground, their wings carry the wind, and plum blossom marks are all over the ground.
Du Yao made a bitter face, "This is too fierce, it doesn't look like domesticated at all."
Yu Shixing: "Not fierce."
Du Yao embraced with an expression of "If you believe it, you will be a ghost".
Du Yao spotted a little duckling that was staggeringly running after its mother, waving its net bag like a battle flag, and made a quick move at the right time—but it missed.
Also fell a dog to eat shit, the picture is very joyful.
Duck: "Quack quack?"
Du Yao: "I feel like it's mocking me."
Du Yao got up staggeringly, her white and tender face was covered with black and gray mud, and a flock of ducks, headed by that skinny duckling, wobbled around her, tilting her head, maliciously showing cuteness, "Gah?"
Du Yao: "..." It was really a mockery.
Du Yao struggled to lift the net bag with both hands, because of slipping, the net bag slipped to the side, and then a shocking scene appeared.
The skinny duck wobbled to the net pocket, flopped, "Gah!" and landed in the net pocket.
The other one followed suit.
"Gah!"
"Gah~" fell——
Du Yao: "..."
Brother photographer: "..."
Zheng Xiru saw a miracle: "Outstanding people!"
Everyone looked at Yu Shixing, and Yu Shixing looked at He Shulin, "Doctor, explain?"
He Shulin looked at the sky.
It can't be said that poultry are assimilated by orcs, and there is a qualitative leap in IQ?
It's crazy to say it.
Du Yao looked at the net full of ducks in bewilderment, "The effect of the program?"
The logistics first objected: "Absolutely not!"
Yu Shixing: "Probably because ducks like you."
Zheng Xi: "You can't think of ducks as birds, they have intelligence that humans can't match!"
Yu Shixing: "..." Have you joined a cult?
Du Yao couldn't refute this, and always felt that there was something wrong.
After finishing all the ingredients, Du Yao was about to follow her aunt into the kitchen, but she didn't want to be stopped outside the door.
Aunt in the cafeteria: "Photography is not allowed here, please understand."
As soon as the voice fell, the door was closed.
Du Yao bit the bullet and said to the camera: "Since the aunt in the cafeteria sold this first, let's look forward to it!"
Du Yao stopped and walked in the cafeteria, observing back and forth. The decoration here is obviously better than other places in the school, second only to the office.
But in some places, it is still difficult to conceal the dilapidation, such as the old layout of the house without ventilation, the tables and chairs with missing arms and legs in the storage room...
Du Yao knew what the school looked like before, and also collected old photos on the Internet. She believed that the dilapidated appearance was the school ruins.
Now it is only because of the popularity of several live broadcasts that I have the money to decorate everywhere, but the inside has not changed.
As for the animals in the live broadcast room - Du Yao felt that they must be rented.
Looking at the group of ducks obediently getting into the nets, you can see that the teachers here are very good at taming animals.
There was wisdom in Du Yao's eyes, and she felt that she had seen through the truth, and her confidence suddenly increased.
"After all, as a host with professional ethics, I must save some face for this dilapidated school. No matter how unpalatable the food is, I must talk about my feelings, just for the sake of the children."
Yu Shixing just looked at the expression of the host opposite, sad for a while, happy for a while, richer than Zhong Ying's expression when he was beaten.
Yu Shixing: "Are you feeling unwell?" You seem to have a wrong perception of us? ?
Sure enough, I was frightened just now, and I want to have a good talk with He Shulin, what if someone asks us to lose money...
Du Yao had pity in her eyes: "It seems that the two teachers are really not easy, and I have deep respect for you two."
Yu Shixing smiled without embarrassment, and began to search for brain hospitals in his heart.
The closed door of the canteen was opened a crack, and the aroma immediately wafted out. Zheng Xi's eyes lit up when he smelled it, "Braised duck!" It was the dish cooked by the chef at home.
With a flushed face, the aunt brought the dishes to the table, kindly, "You are welcome, eat more, there are still some in the kitchen."
Zheng Xi was eager to try, and was the first to put down the chopsticks.
The duck meat is very thin and crispy, unlike the duck meat sold in the market that sticks between the teeth.
The other plate is roasted pickles with duck, and there is a plate of steamed pickles with roasted pickles. The soup inside the steamed ones is delicious.
In addition, the duck itself has a lot of exercise, and the body is moderately fat. It has an endless aftertaste in the mouth, and the teeth are chewed all over the face. It can slide along the tongue and slide all the way to the stomach, leaving a delicious fragrance all the way. .
Du Yao took a bite out of pity in her heart, and even the big cameraman couldn't help reminding after class, "Du Yao, you've already eaten three bowls of rice, stop for a while, the food looks too ugly, this material can't be taken .”
Du Yao: "..." Only three bowls?
作者有话要说:感谢在2020-03-1215:42:51~2020-03-1320:49:18期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: Enron 18 bottles;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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