Students are furry!

The air was suddenly quiet.

Lian Xi felt something was wrong at first, and carefully sat down on the edge of the bench, pretending that she didn't exist.

Li Fuxue didn't know what she said wrong, because of her low self-esteem, she closed her mouth obediently, her little face was flushed from the pressure, and tears dripped down, "I'm sorry..."

He Shulin said solemnly: "Dating is not allowed in the school."

Yu Shixing: "...Yes."

Huang Jing & Ye Bai: "...Yes."

Shi Zong & Tu Hua: "...Yes."

Yu Yan: You don't have to be so reluctant.

Yu Shixing finished the lunch in front of him and was about to go out. He Shulin sat beside her obediently, "You seemed to be reluctant just now. Did you fall in love with someone in school?"

Yu Shixing rolled his eyes silently in his heart, and paused every word: "I don't have sex/relationships with animals, bad habits."

He Shulin was silent for a long time, her complexion was not very good, and she disappeared into the cafeteria without saying a word.

Yu Shixing: "..." Is there only yellow waste in my mind every day?

Li Fuxue quietly packed some food and put it in the bag. Seeing this scene, Yu Shixing put aside the unhappiness he had just had with the school doctor, smiled and took out the lunch box full of vegetables.

Yu Shixing looked at her like he was looking at a pile of money: "You like to eat more, the meat and vegetables here can be sold."

Li Fuxue was caught, stumbled and couldn't speak, just nodded vigorously, and then silently took away the lunch box and five salted duck eggs.

The salted duck eggs were salted by Huang Jing last year. As for where the eggs came from, no one dared to ask.

She didn't know how much splash this seemingly ordinary salted duck egg could cause and how much benefit it would bring to the school.

……

Huainan is a distant relative of Li Fuxue. He is doing well in the live broadcasting industry and the entertainment video industry, with a total of over one million fans. Recently, he happened to visit relatives at Li Fuxue's house.

When Li Fuxue brought out those meals to entertain Huainan, Huainan thought that the video hadn't been updated recently, and it happened that the theme of the farm meal could be used. Now the children in the big cities have never seen it, and the response should be good.

There are delicate and oily duck eggs on the table, the whites are smooth and tender, unlike the dry and yellow ones bought in the vegetable market, they taste like bitter foam boards in the mouth.

For the effect of the program, Huainan erected the salted duck eggs, knocked open one of the holes, poked the chopsticks down, and the red oil immediately came out and left along the bluish-white eggshell. In professional photography equipment, this One scene is even more alluring.

The remaining four shells were cut open and placed on a plate like a flower. They were very close to the camera, and the salted duck eggs, which were already larger than ordinary duck eggs, were more camera-like.

Huainan first boiled a large pot of noodles, drained the water, put a lion's head bigger than a fist on it, and decorated it with purslane.

Huainan is not as particular about eating and broadcasting as others. Her live broadcast room and videos give people a sense of intimacy in a gentle and small life. A plate of noodles and a few rural side dishes make people feel like a peach blossom garden in the pastoral life. imagine.

"What did Anan eat?"

"Obviously they are all salted duck eggs, why is the one in my hand not fragrant..."

"I just want to eat egg yolk!"

"Is this the Chafan video? Please post the link."

Huainan rubbed the red oil lying on the chopsticks, and shook his head: "Egg yolks are not full of flavor, and the oil is scattered. Even if you make moon cakes, you still have lotus seed paste."

After speaking, she sighed again, "I have never eaten such delicious salted duck eggs!"

Not only the salted duck eggs, but also the stewed lion's head was so soft, and he was willing to use the meat, and the purslane was refreshing. In the past, the delicious food in his videos had some acting elements, but this time she really didn't care about her image at all!

"The most appetizing time, none of them."

"Ask for a link, ask for a link, can I still buy it?"

"Anan, your hair fell into the plate."

Huainan is obsessed with the current food, even the tasteless boiled noodles are enjoyed by various side dishes. During the meal, she has no time to watch the live broadcast. All on a plate...

"Ah, it's all because these goblins are so attractive, I really want to live in the suburbs every day!" Huai Nan said while hiccupping.

"So where is the link! Don't worry about eating by yourself, the host."

Huai Nan regretted: "I didn't accept the advertisement this time..."

Li Fuxue has been quietly looking at this fashionable relative across the camera, and said in a low voice: "The teacher said that these can be sold..."

Huainan: "Really?!" But he didn't show it in front of the camera, and smiled slightly: "I will communicate with the manufacturer, if there is, I will let you enjoy the best price!"

In the barrage, several local tyrants immediately dropped piles of expensive gifts, and the live broadcast room was filled with special effects.

Huainan used to suffer from anxiety. Although he hadn't developed anxiety yet, he still had headaches, dizziness, hair loss, insomnia, and trembling limbs. He wanted to prescribe medicine several times when he went to the hospital. give up.

After Huainan turned off the live broadcast, he lay on the bed and played with his mobile phone. He thought he would not fall asleep until the next morning, but he put down his mobile phone and fell asleep before ten o'clock.

It is already nine o'clock in the morning when I wake up, and I can go downstairs and run ten laps if I am full of energy.

Standing in front of the mirror to dress up, the comb did not lose a single hair from the head to the end of the hair. I don’t know if it is an illusion. The hairline that exposed the forehead seems to have moved a little forward? ?

What a hell.

Huainan's hairline has long been turned into a stalk, and fans are never tired of it. Huainan took a selfie and posted it on Weibo with the text:

No insomnia, no hair loss, no dark circles, the countless troubles of contemporary young people are solved in one go!It doesn't work, you can screw my head off~

There is a pre-sale entrance below.

The fans are crazy.

Huainan immediately went to the school to discuss the order with Yu Shixing. In order to show his sincerity, he contacted the lawyer and planned to finalize the matter in a short time.

It's not a fool to make money but not make money.

Yu Shixing also thought so.Huang Jing likes to run around on the mountain when he has nothing to do, relying on being a golden pheasant with gorgeous feathers, he acts recklessly among all kinds of birds and leaves a lot of eggs, each one is as big as a fist and has a thin shell Putting it into paper, it looks like ordinary people can't afford it.

Ye Bai looked at Huang Jing who was carrying salted duck eggs (not duck eggs) with his head down, and sneered: "There are so many children, those who don't know think that your family has an heir to the throne."

Huang Jing: "Are you stupid? Birds can lay eggs without fertilization, monoembryonic bodies, and cannot develop into embryos."

Ye Bai: "So?"

Huang Jing: "So I just let them lay more eggs!"

Ye Bai stretched out his paw and greeted Huang Jing's face.

Yu Shixing also wanted to punch someone: "Friends of women, what are you proud of?" ? ?

Yu Shixing has always been eager for this kind of good thing to make money. Since he is a teacher and has a good eloquence, he repeatedly jumps on the edge of false propaganda, "Yes, the breeding methods of these poultry that lay eggs are all newly developed abroad. Except for insects, we specially hired a doctor of nutrition to customize it here to ensure that every duck is healthy and vigorous!"

He Shulin studied nutrition in college, but is poultry nutrition the same as nutrition? ? ?

Yu Shixing also knew that the research topic of He Shulin's laboratory was the regeneration of human tissue, so he also moved such high-end and incomprehensible words into the advertisement.

Only ghosts can understand.

Huainan doesn't understand anything, but listening to these high-end vocabulary, he feels very powerful. In addition, the quality of the products is really good. Although the quantity is a little small, but less means exquisiteness, and the audience is more willing to pay.

Huainan: "Your price is a bit high, 50 yuan per egg, is it sealed?"

Yu Shixing had expected this scene a long time ago, opened a small notebook, stretched out his hand and said, "Do the math, is the patent fee money?"

"Does the venue need to be rented?"

"Can the consulting fees of nutrition consultants be saved?"

"Ducks are sick and need to go to the veterinarian. Can't let them die?"

"Duck breeding, can't you find ordinary meat ducks?"

"The duck is in a bad mood, so it needs psychological counseling, right? Otherwise, the eggs must not taste good."

Huainan: "...Is it okay if you don't pay?"

Yu Shixing agreed straightforwardly, with a little regret in his heart, and he still had a lot to say.

Seeing her eloquence, He Shulin's expression changed from resistance to numbness, and he even wanted to laugh.

Such nonsense, isn't it a bully who doesn't understand... If Yu Shixing wasn't a teacher, he would have been a pyramid scheme with millions of followers.

When both parties were ready, they quickly signed the contract. Yu Shixing's delivery here was slow, but Huainan kept bragging about the results, and the audience was taken aback for a while.

Yu Shixing finished the deal, lying comfortably on the newly bought lambskin sofa, closing his eyes and taking a deep breath, all he could smell was the fragrance of money.

Damn it, it's nice to be rich, you can make more money than being a teacher!

Of course, she didn't forget to repair the school everywhere. For example, the stools in the cafeteria finally don't need to be placed against the wall...

Ye Bai's big cat jumped onto Yu Shixing's lap with a weak little black cat in its mouth, and the little black cat also had a licked wet brown mouse in its mouth.

Yu Shixing stroked the cat with his eyes closed, lay on the expensive sofa, and lived a life like a rich woman in advance.

The phone ding-dong.

Yu Shixing clicked to view it.

Shuangmu: I went to a good bath center to take a bath some time ago. The environment is very good, and there are many beautiful girls in it.

Then attached Yu Shixing's red back.

Shuangmu: Young lady, shall we go together next time?

Yu Shixing: "..." cursed harshly.

Ye Bai stared at the big innocent eyes, "Meow~"

Yu Shixing resented: Ye Bai isn't pretty, why didn't you shoot her.

Yu Shixing typed without thinking: This woman's body looks like it has been trimmed, and her face must be so ugly, forget it.

He became so ruthless that he scolded himself.

He Shulin was sitting at the desk behind her, her hand holding the mouse trembled slightly, "???"

Shuangmu: "Good boy, young lady is the prettiest."

A red envelope is sent.

Yu Shixing: "A woman's mouth, you deceitful ghost, you haven't even seen my picture, so who are you trying to fool with empty talk?"

He Shulin: "..." Hehe, she really got her head caught by the door, that's why she played a trumpet to hook up with Yu Shixing.

The author has something to say: I was reminded by the reader that the doe does not have antlers, and there was a common sense error in the last chapter, sorry (bow