Students are furry!

It’s been the third day since returning to school, and Yu Shixing has been staying with He Shulin, and the two developed a deep friendship (?) as a colleague, so that they appeared in front of the students wearing each other’s clothes.

Huang Jing: "I seem to know, things I shouldn't know..."

Ye Bai: "No, you don't know."

Huang Jing: "I knew it clearly."

Ye Bai has been educated by He Shulin'ai these days, and she is no longer the same as before. She covered Huang Jing's mouth with one hand and dragged her away forcibly.

Yu Shixing: "?"

Yu Shixing will not treat one more favorably than another, and has already prepared the New Year's money to hand over to these students, even the hard work of sweeping the streets in the twelfth lunar month of winter has not fallen behind.

Xin Hou was moved and cried bitterly, "Thank you teacher, the teacher is so kind, I will definitely make more contributions to the school and keep the ground spotless."

Yu Shixing looked at the playground made of dirt under his feet, "No need."

Red lanterns were hung in the school, the word "Fu" was pasted on the door, and even the small door was painted with paint by a group of students, and there was a simple and festive atmosphere everywhere.

Why do we say "simple" - this school is like a mountain primary school isolated from the outside world, a dilapidated place that even the support teachers don't want to go to, it is obviously in the city but it doesn't have any city's welfare, if it is not a school Outsiders thought it was a courtyard waiting for demolition.

Yu Yan saw what she was thinking, and said while basking in her tail: "When spring comes, the farmers around here will come to sell some vegetables, and we will also sell some of our own local products, and there will be some income."

Yu Shixing was puzzled: "What local products?"

Yu Yan: "My tears, the scales falling from the tail, Huang Jing can go to cockfights, Shi Zong, Tu Hua, and Ye Bai's hair is enough to make a quilt."

Yu Shixing: "...This is really a local product."

Yu Yan looked regretful: "I heard that online sales orders are very large, but unfortunately I will be blind."

Yu Shixing: "..."

Yu Yan's words opened up Yu Shixing's mind, and then she asked about the approximate price, only now did she realize that such beautiful gemstones are considered to be artificially synthesized (from a certain point of view, they are indeed artificially synthesized) and sold by the catty, while hair needs It is dyed and disguised as camel hair to be sold, and the cost is only enough for a full meal.

Yu Shixing knew something about the poverty of this school before, now listening to her words, Yu Shixing has a new understanding of the magical world of punk.

Yu Yan: "Actually, our life is really not bitter, the teacher doesn't have to worry about us."

Yu Shixing said with pity: "Silly boy, you don't even need to comfort me if you can't even afford clothes."

Yu Yan: "???" You discriminate against me for only wearing underwear all year round? ? ?

He Shulin was in the office, and Yu Shixing quickly expressed his thoughts before she left.

He Shulin's tone was calm: "It's a good idea."

Yu Shixing: "Actually, I've thought of it a long time ago, but I'm just too lazy to do it?"

He Shulin didn't raise her head: "Why, I'm also a member of the school."

Yu Shixing: You know that too.

In fact, Yu Shixing has been typing up the manuscript for a long time. I heard that the Internet can allow students to better integrate into human society. It is much more convenient than studying those old and antique equipment. It can not only generate income, but also learn. Why not do it?

Before these words were spoken, He Shulin immediately agreed to her plan, but the fly in the ointment was that she was unwilling to participate.

He Shulin: "My face is very expensive."

Yu Shixing sweated wildly: "It's really hard for you to hang around in front of me every day."

Speaking of this face, Yu Shixing immediately remembered that he always saw a woman who looked exactly like He Shulin before, but He Shulin herself didn't seem to be too fussy, and she didn't act like her.

At twelve noon the next day, Yu Shixing started the live broadcast in his office, which was the only decent place in the school where he could be photographed.He Shulin was sitting at the next table, writing something in her hands, but her eyes were always paying attention.

Those former students of Yu Shixing loved to watch the live broadcast, and they could be excited all afternoon by watching a small internet celebrity. Although she was very curious, it was the first time for her to do it by herself.

To be on the safe side, Yu Shixing watched other people's live broadcast rooms on the homepage. There were live broadcasts selling goods, playing games, and some girls were sitting there looking at the camera, brushing their hair, and someone was giving gifts without doing anything...

Yu Shixing clicked on a dog fighting machine, and saw one black and one yellow, two big dogs fighting each other, and couldn't help thinking of the prototypes of Shi Zong and Huang Jing... That's really amazing, she raised a whole food chain.

Yu Shixing saw no one coming in or out of her live broadcast room, so she changed the title cruelly, and the cover image of "Sexy Cat, Online Strip/Dance" was replaced with a mosaic with a lot of room for imagination.

Seeing that the number of people entering and exiting this title suddenly increased to three digits, and then turned into four digits, Yu Shixing smiled with satisfaction, "Everyone likes cats, but the number of people is not enough. Let's start now." No one is watching."

"The beauty's voice is really nice."

"Won't the live broadcast room be blocked?"

"Stimulate!"

"I like such an honest live broadcast room."

"I brought my brothers together to watch!"

Yu Shixing let out a series of daydreaming laughter.

The number of people in the live broadcast room immediately reached more than 5000. Yu Shixing carried out Ye Bai from under the table, who had already turned into a big white cat. The big white cat watched the live broadcast in a daze, with big questions popping up in its small head.

"..."

"???"

Seeing the snow-white long-haired cat, the barrage stopped instantly, and Yu Shixing could imagine the faces of greasy men who took off their pants behind the screen and cursed.

Yu Shixing stroked the big white cat's head and said: "The cat's fur is getting longer and longer, it's time to pluck it."

The big white cat made a cooperating "meow", licked its nose with its pink tongue, and pointed its equally pink paws at the camera, showing off its incomparably beautiful tender feet.

Yu Shixing took out a pair of long scissors, and hugged the big white cat belly out in his arms.

"The anchor is obviously a headline party, but..."

"But cats seem really cute."

"My cat is going to scratch me to death if I hold it like this."

"The anchor's voice is nice. She must be a beautiful woman. I want to watch the striptease."

Yu Shixing glanced at the barrage, picked up the long scissors, picked up a bunch of long hair, cut it off neatly, and then shook it at the camera.

"Damn, god damn strip/dance."

"???????"

The big white cat saw that Yu Shixing was staring at the screen of the mobile phone, and didn't continue to pay attention to himself. It hooked Yu Shixing's cuff with a small paw, stared at the live broadcast room with a pair of blue eyes, and let out a series of cries from its throat. But her body lay motionless and obediently in her arms.

Barrage explosion increased

"So cute? It's not a cat, this is your girlfriend, right?"

"What is a striptease? Isn't it good for clouds to suck cats?"

"I want to make it into an emoji~"

Yu Shixing picked up the white cat and sucked it on its stomach, then continued to pick up the scissors to cut off the excess long hair.

After Ye Bai returned to its original shape, dirt would often stick to its long hair. She followed her instinct and licked it off little by little. Every time Yu Shixing saw this scene, her stomach would hurt... He just took this opportunity to kill two birds with one stone.

With more and more cats acting like a baby, people in the live broadcast room gradually began to buy gifts.

Yu Shixing smiled, her face could not be seen in the live broadcast, and all the focus was on Ye Bai who was sticking out his pink tongue.

"Is this the release you said?" A distant and quiet voice appeared out of nowhere in the live broadcast room, and the audience was immediately attracted by this voice.

Yu Yan sat by the fish tank, "You can also help me take a bath next time."

Yu Shixing looked at her upper body, which was only wearing underwear, and fell into a long silence.

"Did you hear that voice just now? It's so nice!"

"I felt like the whole time stood still."

"My mother just came into my room and almost thought it was a manifestation of the Buddha, and she was about to come to offer incense."

"Upstairs is awesome."

Yu Shixing didn't think about how to explain it for a while, her silence made the audience mistakenly think that they had to swipe the gift to continue to hear the voice, and the rocket heart immediately occupied the screen.

Yu Yan learned without a teacher, "Thank you veterans for your rewards."

Yu Shixing: "???" How are you so proficient.

"After listening to this beautiful woman's voice, I can't wait to take a bath and burn incense. The heat that I clicked into the live broadcast room before has all turned into tranquility."

"+1, it's really amazing, just now I had an argument with my family, and now I just want to kneel down and apologize."

"This world is too magical."

"The anchor is excellent, is the anchor a Buddhist?"

Yu Shixing didn't expect Yu Yan's voice to have such a terrifying effect, so he had to explain: "I have a friend who is inconvenient to leave the country, so I can only meet you in this way, don't be offended."

"The monks don't like fame and fortune, so they understand."

"Then I'll donate some incense money first, so I can get a lottery ticket when I go out!"

"Upstairs you are too vulgar, as long as I can have such a good cat, I will be satisfied."

Gradually, Ye Bai could understand the meaning on the screen, let out a cry as if responding, and then elegantly licked/licked his paw and made a wink.

"Awei is dead!!!"

"What's the matter with the sudden feeling of falling in love?!"

"My little heart, woo woo woo."

Yu Shixing continued to cut the long hair under his hands, Ye Bai naturally interacted with the audience, Yu Yan hummed a few lines of songs from time to time, the audience in the live broadcast room was immediately fascinated, and some even lacked willpower for a month. To send it out, you can only borrow money to buy instant noodles.

"The voices of the two young ladies are so nice, and the cats are so cute, maybe they live like a fairy."

"Miss Sister never asked us to give gifts from the beginning to the end, she is really a little fairy who does not eat fireworks."

"My wife I love you!"

Because there are too many gifts, the special effects on the screen are almost drowning out the content of the live broadcast, Yu Shixing: "Thank you for your kindness, from now on every day at this time will be live broadcast for two hours, if the demand is high, you can add more time!"

He Shulin opened the software, found this live broadcast room, and sent a bullet screen with a new account, "Miss sister's necklace is so beautiful, where did you buy it?"

Immediately, the barrage echoed, "I've been looking at this necklace for a long time, and I really want to buy one for my girlfriend."

"It must be very expensive, the young lady looks like a rich person."

"Whoa, this necklace should be a gift from my boyfriend!"

"I can eat as much dog food as I want."

Yu Shixing's cheeks turned red when he saw this barrage, stroked the necklace with silver feathers and huge gemstones, hesitated for a long time and said with a smile: "It's a gift from a friend, but it's not her boyfriend...she She is indeed a rich woman, and I am still waiting for her to take care of her!"

He Shulin was wearing a vest, and slowly issued a barrage, "Hey, I have money, and I will take care of you."