A single spark can start a prairie fire

Netizens died laughing at #Director历史记# in this trending search.

[What a pity the two directors hahahahahahahaha, other directors are filming the show, only the director who fell in love at first sight was filmed by the show!Hahahahaha! 】

[The directors probably never dreamed that they would be forced to open for business hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha]

[Can the program group be more funny?Can the directors be any more humble?Can the guests still do some sand sculptures?Love at First Sight is a love variety show!Please wake up!You are stars!star!star!Where is your idol burden!Did you forget to bring it to the show? !I beg the agent to bring the burden to them!If I don't come again, I will die laughing on Weibo! 】

[What kind of stupid show group is this!Are you trying to laugh me to death and inherit my Weibo account! 】

[I suspect that they want to inherit my ant money! 】

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, the Love at First Sight program team contracted my laughing spots for a week!Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose】

[I always thought that only the program group bullied the guests. I never expected that the unconventional "Love at First Sight" program group gave me a second possibility!Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!ah!I haven't seen enough!Can the program group show us some extra tidbits for Kangkang! ! ! 】

[I beg the program team!Let me die laughing on Weibo! 】

A large wave of fans flocked to the "Love at First Sight" program group, collectively expressing their desire to watch the daily tidbits of the program group, and the comment area was instantly flooded.

[I beg the program team!Don't cut out the content of the program group and directors when the program is broadcast! ! 】

[I was already excited to the sky before the show aired!The show is on air! ! !By the way, don't cut out the content of the program group and directors!My source of joy! 】

【To tell you the truth, I feel that the name of this show can be changed, it can be completely changed to The Adventures of the Director】

【To tell the truth, I even think that the program group can make a collective debut, and release a new variety show, called "The years when the program group survived in the cracks"】

[Seriously suggest that the name of the show "The Years the Program Group Survived in the Love Variety Show" is also good]

[Or "The Years the Program Group Suffered" is also good! 】

[Can you make a separate special for the directors?It’s called “The Years I Was Bullied by Celebrities”]

[Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, I think you guys are trying to laugh at me to death!Why not call it "What a miserable program group"! 】

[Hahaha, sister, good summary! 】

[The person in charge of the official blog, Kang Kang, us!we can! 】

[Let's be healthy, kid!I beg you not to cut out the content of the director and the program group when the program is broadcast! ! 】

The entire program team was stunned. They really didn't expect such an effect when the tidbits were released. This is really a surprise.

Xiao Zhang, the assistant who brushed Weibo on the sofa, couldn't get together: "Director, you are on fire, netizens said that this show can be renamed the director's adventure. Hahahahahaha."

director:"···"

Deputy director:"···"

The two said in unison: "Please remove Hahaha, thank you."

At this time, the editor-director sister came over, grabbed a small bench and sat opposite the directors, and said seriously: "I think it will be better to cut the real appearance of the program group and you two into the feature film. What do you think?"

The directors looked at each other: what do you think?

The directors collectively turned their heads, turned their eyes back to the face of the editor-director sister, and roared: "Don't watch!"

The director blushed and shouted thickly: "Don't we want to lose face!"

Deputy director:"···"

The corner of the assistant director's mouth twitched, he glanced at him indescribably, and whispered in his ear, "We've lost face."

director:"···"

The director was silent for two seconds, rephrased, and shouted at the editor-director sister: "We can't lose face together!"

The editor-director sister squinted her eyes, patted her butt and left: "Then I'll make my own decisions."

Directors: "..."

The directors looked at the back of the editor and director who was indifferent and ruthless and could not refute what I said, and roared: "Don't we deserve to have the right to speak!"

The choreographer and director paused, and turned to look at them: "In front of the ratings, you are not worthy."

Directors: "..."

The directors sigh.

Come on, we don't deserve it, we're just tool people!

Boo!

Since the water fight that day, the three groups of people couldn't turn off the savage mode anymore, and collectively lost control, like six dogs who had been locked up by their master for a long time and suffocated.What idol burden, what I'm a star and I'm still recording shows, doesn't exist anymore.Running wildly one by one on the road of freeing oneself is gone forever, and there is even a tendency to run farther and farther on this road.

All the staff of the program group who witnessed the great change of living people are heartbroken!pain!But I can't stop it!You can only follow your own savages... No, I'm thinking about it behind my own star's ass.

Therefore, in the next few days, such scenes will be staged almost every once in a while in the shooting venue.

Assistant director: "Why are you out here again! Don't play with water! You were fish in your previous life! Go back to your room!"

Three groups of people: "No!"

Director: "Ji Xingchi! What are you doing with your hair disheveled! Pay attention to my image!"

Ji Xingchi: "No!"

Assistant director: "Sheng Qianyu! What are you doing with the motorcycle keys again! Come back to me!"

Sheng Qianyu: "No!"

Director: "Li Mubai! The fruit you just picked from the tree! Do you dare to wash it before eating it!"

Li Mubai: "Don't dare!"

Directors: "..."

The directors are about to shut themselves up.

In the afternoon of this day, the worried old father went online on time.

The director looked sad, looking at the savages of his own family who were sitting on the ground in the yard with no image at all, his eyes swept around them, and he was attracted by a very obtrusive red plastic slipper dangling around.He yelled at the owner of the red plastic slippers: "Ji Xingchi! Can you change your dirty plastic slippers for me! Where are your little rabbit slippers! Why don't you wear a little rabbit! The little rabbit is so cute You insist on wearing these plastic red slippers! You are a female star! Female star! Do you dare to pick it up for me! It’s okay if you don’t pick it up, can you stop throwing it away! Your company will come to me later to settle accounts with me! Where are you going to cry!"

Ji Xingchi casually glanced at the slippers on his feet: "I'm going to play in the creek later, what kind of bunnies should I replace, and bunnies can't go into the water, how convenient are these pairs, it's a bit dirty, I'll go to the small creek later Wouldn't washing in the stream make it clean?"

Next to him, Sheng Qianyu squinted his eyes and raised his head to bask in the sun, lazily echoing, "That's right, since we're all back in the countryside, we should follow the customs of the countryside and show someone how beautiful we are."

The director was suffocated, and when his eyes glanced at Sheng Qianyu's legs with inconsistent colors, he was even more suffocated: "I shouldn't have given you the keys to the motorcycle! I have to remind you! When you ride a motorcycle, you must remember to put on your trousers. Put it on! Look at your legs! The thighs are black and the calves are white! Take a look at yourself! Are you scary! Who do you want to scare to death! You go back to the room for me! How tanned you have been these days! You Take a look at you! The shape of your clothes are showing in the sun! Do you have some AC in your heart? Ah!? You dare to bask in the sun! Go back to me!"

Sheng Qianyu waved his hand indifferently: "Small problems, small problems, don't care about these details."

The director was dumbfounded, he didn't know how to refute, the boss opened his mouth, but he couldn't hold back his words.

The assistant director glanced at Sheng Qianyu's legs, and directly doubted his life. Is this a fucking small problem?He couldn't bear to look away, turned his head and called his assistant Xiao Zhang: "Xiao Zhang! Hurry up and find an umbrella for Sheng Qianyu! Her parents won't be able to recognize her anymore! When the show airs later, netizens will give you an umbrella!" Our show has changed its name!"

Ji Xingchi, who didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, laughed: "What name change?"

The entire program group was in unison: "Metamorphosis!"

Three groups of guests: "···"

Assistant Xiao Zhang rushed out of the house with an umbrella in his hands: "Here comes the umbrella, here comes the umbrella, here comes the umbrella!"

Sheng Qianyu twitched the corner of her mouth, and said in dissatisfaction: "I am called tanning! Do you understand tanning and tanning? It makes the skin darker and more beautiful! Beautiful! The wheat color looks so healthy! What an umbrella! Don't do it! Let's wait a while I still have to go play in the water!"

director:"···"

Deputy director:"···"

The two of them looked at each other, wanting to say that you are a fucking tanner now!The color on your body is inconsistent and you are still tanned! ! !

The directors shouted: "Xiao Zhang! Give her the umbrella!"

Sheng Qianyu refused: "No!"

Xiao Zhang: "..."

Xiao Zhang froze in place holding an umbrella, looking at the directors and the guests, he was caught in a dilemma.

At this time, the editor-director sister stood up and spoke.

The editor-director sister carefully looked at her female stars: "It's not that my sister said you, you three are female stars. Since you came to the countryside, you have stopped wearing sunscreen, makeup, hairstyles, and clothes. It doesn’t match! Every day you’re either playing with water or on the way to play with water. We’re going to broadcast this show, and you guys don’t even look like female stars now.”

The director and the assistant director nodded together: "It's time to pick up the burden of being an idol!"

Three female stars: "..."

The three female stars turned a deaf ear, sat loosely, and continued to bask in the sun.

director:"···"

Deputy director:"···"

Miss editor and director: "..."

The editor-director sister covered her face, and after a few seconds, she glared at the director: "Who decided to go back to the countryside!"

director:"···"

The director lowered his head guiltyly: "How could I have imagined that they would be so adaptable when they returned to the countryside."

The editor-director's mouth twitched, she wanted to say more than just her ability to adapt, the way they look now, to be honest, who would believe that they are female stars!Except for that pretty face, there is no such thing as a female celebrity!

The director and the assistant director looked at each other. The female stars were disobedient and planned to attack the male stars!

The two cast their gazes on the male stars, without looking for targets, they shouted at the top of their voices: "Zhang Ju'an! There are so many cameras pointing at you! Can you please stop picking your feet!"

Zhang Ju'an: "Who stomped his feet! The village is full of sand! I stepped on the sand! I'm not allowed to take pictures!"

Director: "Can't you wear a sock!"

Zhang Ju'an: "I'm all white socks! How do I wear them! White socks are black socks within 2 minutes of going out! I don't have to do anything for a day! I just wash socks! This place doesn't even have a washing machine! It all depends on one hand! Who is to blame? ! Who brought us here!"

director:"···"

Deputy director:"···"

The assistant director turned his head and called the director: "Who is to blame!"

director:"···"

Director: "I am wronged! But I am strong!"

Three groups of guests: "Huh."

After humming, I ran on the road to play in the water again.

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