A single spark can start a prairie fire

"Don't renew the contract, don't renew the contract, don't renew the contract! Say important things three times! I've found my next home! Goodbye!" Li Mubai finally finished the phone call over there, and threw the phone on the coffee table with a "bang". Shoving his butt away from Sheng Qianyu who was eating strawberries by the coffee table, he angrily grabbed a handful of strawberries and stuffed them into his mouth.

Sheng Qianyu was squeezed by his ass and sat directly on the ground. Looking back, he was stunned by Li Mubai's attitude of not giving up without choking to death: "Brother, what's wrong with you! Calm down! Calm down!"

Li Mubai ignored it and continued stuffing strawberries into his mouth.

"Brother," Ji Xingchi's mouth twitched, "Don't be too hard on yourself, it's thanks to you that you choked to death."

Li Mubai seemed to be deaf, and only had strawberries in his eyes.

"Brother, don't be impulsive!" Zhang Ju'an looked at the strawberry juice dripping from the corner of his mouth, it was a bit horrible. This brother seemed to have just eaten someone, so he quickly took out a few pieces of paper and stuffed them into his hand, speaking quickly Ji Kuai comforted, "With the popularity of you and Xiaoloulou, it shouldn't be difficult to find another one. Our company is not bad. Although there are few people, it has the advantage of fewer people. The competition is not as fierce as that of big companies, and the allocation of resources is not too difficult." It's quite even, there is no stocking situation, compared to other companies, our company treats its artists very well, think about it? Shall I match you up?"

"Little Zhang Ju'an," Sheng Qianyu couldn't help but cast a glance at him, "Did you drive an excavator before you entered the entertainment industry? Professional digging for 20 years? No wonder you don't have the heart to fall in love with me. Tell me! What is your real purpose for coming here? What! Are you here to poach your company's foothold!"

Zhang Juan: "..."

Zhang Juan wanted to scold someone.

"Little Baibai, do you consider coming to our company?" Sheng Qianyu, who was still complaining about Zhang Juan's poaching, asked seriously, "Our company doesn't have any younger brothers, they are all older sisters. When you come here, the older sisters will definitely hold you in their hands... "

"Do you think he is Xiang Piaopiao milk tea?" Zhang Ju'an interrupted ruthlessly, "Hold it in the palm of your hand? Why don't you let him ride on your heads, that's more exciting!"

"Yo, why do I smell vinegar?" Sheng Qianyu frowned, poked Ji Xingchi's arm and said, "Xing, do you smell it?"

Zhang Juan: "..."

"I smell it," Ji Xingchi said cooperatively, "It seems that it was brewed specially for you."

Sheng Qianyu laughed triumphantly: "Oh, it's so sour, it smells really good, sour~"

Zhang Juan: "..."

"However," Ji Xingchi looked at Lu Wanyuan next to him meaningfully, "It may be a little worse than the vinegar smell I smelled last night."

"Did you smell vinegar last night?" Sheng Qianyu blinked at her with a gossip face, "Whose one?"

Lu Wanyuan: "..."

The corners of Ji Xingchi's mouth rose sharply, his shoulders trembled as he suppressed his laughter.

Lu Wanyuan squinted her eyes, and when she laughed out loud, she quickly covered her mouth and pushed her down on the sofa: "Ji Xingxing."

Sheng Qianyu understood in seconds, and laughed and booed: "It's terrible, it's terrible, I seem to know some little secret that will lead to beheading."

Ji Xingxing's eyes were so happy that he rolled his eyes.

"Do you want to be beaten?" Lu Wan meant something.

Ji Xingxing: "..."

The image of being spanked by Lu Wanyuan in the morning suddenly appeared in front of Ji Xingxing's eyes. He didn't dare to laugh, and stopped. His voice was muffled in Lu Wanyuan's palm, and it sounded a bit vague: "Sister, I was wrong, don't be a hooligan."

Lu Wanyuan glanced at her lightly, then withdrew her hand.

"Brother, you haven't finished eating yet?" Ji Xingchi sat up and glanced at Li Mubai.

"Don't eat it!" Kuang Yuelou couldn't bear it anymore, he stepped on the back of Li Mubai who was still eating strawberries, and almost stomped him on the coffee table.

Li Mubai: "..."

Li Mubai finally saw more than just strawberries. He stood up and rushed towards Kuangyuelou. He raised his long legs and sat directly on Kuangyuelou's lap. He grabbed his collar and sprayed strawberry juice all over his face. : "Your uncle Kuangyuelou! Why step on me!"

Kuang Yuelou who was baptized with strawberry juice: "..."

Kuang Yuelou, who was baptized with strawberry juice, closed her eyes, took a deep breath, wiped her face expressionlessly, and stood up slowly.

"Brother, calm down," Zhang Juan rushed forward, pressed his shoulders, couldn't bear to look directly at the strawberry juice on his face, and then at Li Mubai who was hanging on his body like a koala , persuaded, "Murder is against the law!"

Kuang Yuelou didn't make a sound, just took off the koala on her body, went back to the bedroom and washed her face.

"Brother, are you really going to choke yourself to death?" Ji Xingchi tore a few pieces of paper into Li Mubai's hands.

"No," Li Mubai wiped his mouth, "I just want to keep my mouth shut."

Ji Xingchi: "..."

"Prevent me from swearing," Li Mubai said.

"You didn't swear, Xiao Loulou almost did," Zhang Ju'an said happily.

"Sister," Li Mubai sat next to Ji Xingchi and poked her arm, "Does your company still need someone?"

"What are you doing?" Ji Xingchi looked back at him, "You want to come to our company?"

"Ah," Li Mubai nodded, and said seriously, "I can hug your thigh when I go to your company. If I can really go in, you should be prepared to be hugged by me. From now on, I will be your leg pendant."

"If you want to hug your thigh, you should hug Sister Wanyuan," Ji Xingchi smiled, "What kind of thigh am I? If you hang on my lap, my gang of black fans will probably tear you up together, and you won't have a place to cry when you turn around. "

"No, no, no, I still have a place to cry. I can squat at your feet and cry! I can even hug your thigh and cry!" Li Mubai collapsed back on the sofa, and said with nothing to love, "I'm the one who cries now. There's nowhere to cry."

"Why do you want to come to our company?" Ji Xingchi asked.

"I just think your company is good," Li Mubai said, "It's good for its artists."

"You want to say that I am a perfect company and still protect me," Ji Xingchi glanced at him.

Lu Wanyuan smiled silently, wanting to say that you are quite self-aware.

Li Mubai nodded very honestly: "Yes! I feel very safe!"

The corner of Ji Xingchi's mouth twitched: "Okay, I'll ask my agent for you."

"Thank you thigh!" Li Mubai said.

"Don't be too happy," Ji Xingchi looked for his phone from the coffee table, "I'm not sure if I want it yet."

"It's okay, sister Xingchi's company doesn't want it, our company should be fine," Zhang Ju'an said and pointed to Sheng Qianyu next to him, "This sister still wants to hold you in her palm, don't worry, you don't have to worry about crying. "

"It's enough to cry," Kuang Yuelou, who just came back from washing his face, just heard this sentence, and asked puzzledly, "What are you talking about?"

"Xiao Baibai wants to go to Sister Xingchi's company," Zhang Juan pointed to Ji Xingchi, "Sister Xingchi is asking for him."

"Oh," Kuang Yuelou said hastily, "Sister, I want to go too, please help me to ask."

"Ask, when did our company become so popular?" Ji Xingchi unlocked the screen, clicked on WeChat, and sent Lin Nanfeng a message: Xiao Nannan, let me introduce you to a younger brother.

Lin Nanfeng replied quickly: I don't like men!Introduce what brother!I want a sister!

Ji Xingchi rolled his eyes: Am I fucking introducing someone to you? ! !

Lin Nanfeng: Otherwise?

Ji Xingchi: The group of male and female CPs in a variety show with me want to change jobs and come to our company.

Lin Nanfeng: Oh, our company can't afford the liquidated damages.

Ji Xingchi: There is no need to pay liquidated damages.

Lin Nanfeng: Give me their phone number.

Ji Xingchi threw the phone into Li Mubai's arms: "I want your phone number, send it to me."

The director watching the whole process from the monitoring device: "..."

The director who was watching the whole process suddenly thought of something, poked the assistant director next to him and said, "Shall we do something?"

The assistant director glanced at him, narrowed his eyes and said: "You dog thief, you have changed, and now you are always thinking about doing things!"

The director looked at him coldly: "Speak humanly to me."

The assistant director changed his face in a second, revealing his true face, raised his ears and leaned towards him, wagging his tail excitedly: "Say! What do you think! What are you doing!"

Director: "Li Mubai and Kuang Yuelou are about to terminate their contract."

The assistant director continued to wag his tail: "Yes! The contract is about to be terminated!"

Director: "Since the contract is about to be terminated, they won't be afraid of offending the company."

The assistant director flicked his tail to the sky: "Yes! Not afraid! We are not afraid either! We have the patron father!"

Director: "So! We might as well yell when we see injustice! Let's do it when it's time to do it! Help the kids kill those two unscrupulous companies!"

The assistant director blinked his starry eyes: "What's going on?"

The director looked serious: "Expose their ugly faces! Let the truth out!"

Assistant Director: "How?"

The director squinted at him: "Do you still need me to teach you? Broadcast the most authentic side of Li Mubai and Kuang Yuelou for the audience to see."

The assistant director pondered for a moment: "Won't the fact that they pretend to be gay be exposed?"

"Expose your fart!" The director shouted, pointing at the monitoring equipment, "Look at all their filming content from the first recording to now! Where did they pretend to be gay? If they pretend to be gay, I can go all out and walk on that road of no return ... an unusual way!"

"Yeah," the assistant director patted his thigh and did what he said, and pressed the intercom to call Li Mubai and Kuang Yuelou, "Xiaobai Xiaolou, I'm the assistant director, please tell me."

noob:"···"

Xiaolou: "..."

"Got it," Li Mubai said, "What's the matter, director?"

"I have something to discuss with you," said the director.

Li Mubai and Kuang Yuelou glanced at each other: "Say it."

"I heard that you are going to terminate the contract?" the director asked.

Li Mubai and Kuang Yuelou collectively rolled their eyes: "Didn't you hear everything?"

"Yes, we all heard it," the assistant director said with a smile, "Since the contract is about to be terminated, you don't have to worry about offending the company. The director and I plan to kill them!"

A group of people in the living room: "..."

Fuck?

"Director, murder is against the law," Kuang Yuelou reminded.

"No, it's not that fucker," said the assistant director, "We're going to reveal their true colors!"

"So?" Li Mubai raised his eyebrows.

"So do you mind if we release you without editing?" The assistant director paused for a moment, then cleared his throat, "For example, you two are actually straight men, and you were cheated miserably by a company that has no conscience. , being forced to pretend to be gay..."

"I don't mind," Li Mubai and Kuang Yuelou replied together, "However, the audience knows that we are straight, so how can we continue recording?"

"Don't worry about that," the assistant director said with a smile, "The director and I believe in you! I believe that you will have a bend one day!"

"···"

Li Mubai: "Director, I'm straight."

Kuang Yuelou: "Director, I'm homophobic."

The directors on the intercom did not speak.

After a while, the assistant director's cadenced voice came into the living room through the intercom: "Save this famous scene for me! I want to sit and wait for them to slap me in the face! It smells so good!"

In the living room, the two groups of people except Li Mubai and Kuang Yuelou laughed.Ji Xingchi took the walkie-talkie from Li Mubai's hand: "Director, director, call the director, please tell me if you receive it."

The director on the other end of the walkie-talkie felt his wallet tighten the moment he heard Ji Xingchi's voice, and said vigilantly, "Ancestor, please don't make unreasonable demands."

"Director, the world is so big, we want to go out and enjoy ourselves," Ji Xingchi said, "Now we need a car, over."

The director breathed a sigh of relief: "Got it, over."

The author has something to say: the double update is over, over.

小白菜滚去睡觉了！么么哒！感谢在2020-04-1100:03:00~2020-04-1106:10:17期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 silent growler;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle of Yunxuan;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!