A single spark can start a prairie fire

Ji Xingchi lay back on the bed, allowing the hem of his pajamas to be rolled up, revealing a white and narrow waist: "Sister, your hobbies are quite unique."

Lu Wanyuan didn't answer, took off the towel from her hand, looked at her still swollen knuckles: "Tomorrow it will be blue."

"En," Ji Xingchi lazily replied.The light in the room was dazzling, she squinted her eyes halfway, and stared straight at Lu Wanyuan's half delicate side face, her eyes slowly followed her cold eyebrows and eyes, and fell on her slightly pursed lips, heartbroken With a movement, he curled up his fingers and made a careful stroke on her palm, dragging a soft and greasy ending, "It's all your fault, pinch my hand and lose money."

The crisp and numb electric current spread from the palm, Lu Wanyuan slightly raised one eyebrow, and turned to look at her.

Looking at each other, Ji Xingchi suddenly smiled with his lips hooked. There was interest in his beautiful peach eyes, and he pointed to his exposed waist and said, "Look, the vest line, isn't it pretty?"

Lu Wanyuan raised her eyebrows, her gaze swept along the direction of her fingers, and fell on her flat and white belly, her eyes deepened, and after a while, she gave a comment: "Beautiful."

Ji Xingchi nodded contentedly, and was about to say something when he was interrupted by Lu Wanyuan.

"Can you touch it?" Lu Wanyuan looked at her with interest, with a narrow curve on her lips.

Ji Xingchi: "..."

Ji Xingchi was stunned, and stared at her dumbfounded, that look seemed to say - who are you!You are not my sister!Where did you hide my sister! ! ?Give it back to me!goblin!

"I'm asking you something," Lu Wanyuan said with raised eyebrows.

Ji Xingchi poked his neck: "Yes!"

As soon as the words fell, she regretted it. Lu Wanyuan had just taken the ice towel for her hands, and now her hands were cold, like ice cubes.

"You're really touching!" Ji Xingchi's eyelids twitched violently, and the moment his cold fingertips traced upwards from her waist, he couldn't help but shrink back, clasped her wrist and said, "Sister, you Can you warm your hands, I can't even feel the presence of your hands, it's like there's a piece of ice on my waist...fuck."

She stopped suddenly, and looked at Lu Wanyuan in disbelief, and Lu Wanyuan, Lu Wanyuan continued to move without blushing and heartbeat, as if it was not her who was playing the hooligan at the moment.

Ji Xingchi closed his eyes, and said without love, "It's like a piece of ice is pinching on my chest."

Lu Wanyuan remained silent.

Ji Xingchi: "It's like a piece of ice is unbuttoning my underwear."

Lu Wanyuan twitched the corners of her lips, but remained silent.

Ji Xingchi: "It seems like a piece of ice is tearing my pajamas... and pajama pants."

Lu Wanyuan threw her clothes on the chair and stood at the end of the bed with her arms folded to look at her. After a few seconds, she felt like she was about to breathe fire.

Ji Xingchi: "Is it time for Ice Cube to pull his underwear?"

Lu Wanyuan: "..."

Lu Wanyuan lifted the quilt, rolled her in, slapped the lights off, and said ruthlessly, "Good night."

Ji Xingchi: "..."

Ji Xingchi lifted the quilt, not wanting to see the darkness, she was stunned, raised her hair and shouted angrily: "Lu Wanyuan! You are frigid! Take off my pants and say good night to me! You are still not human!"

Lu Wanyuan ignored her and went to take a cold shower.

When the sound of rushing water came, Ji Xingchi was still tossing and turning in the thoughts of "I've taken off my pants, why don't you show me this?" and "Is it because my body is not good enough, so my sister is not interested in me?" Well, after thinking about it, she decided to ask.

As his eyes adapted to the darkness, Ji Xingchi stepped on his slippers and groped his way to the bathroom door, and tentatively pressed the doorknob. It was fine, the door was not locked.

She pushed the door open, and the bathroom was turned off, so she couldn't see anything, only the sound of running water: "Lu Wanyuan, I think I'm in pretty good shape, isn't your standard too high?"

Lu Wanyuan leaned against the wall, closed her eyes, and said in a deep voice, "Go out."

Ji Xingchi turned a deaf ear to it, and put it another way: "Is it because I'm not in good shape or you are not good enough?"

Lu Wanyuan raised her eyebrows and repeated, dumbfounded: "Go out."

Ji Xingchi closed the door with his backhand: "No, I suspect you didn't see clearly just now, I'm in really good shape..."

Speaking of this, she paused, groping wildly on the wall with her hands, looking for a light: "I have to show you again, and it happens that I haven't got any clothes on yet."

Lu Wanyuan gritted her teeth, the fire just now hadn't gone down yet, if you add some oil to her, she will really explode: "Ji Xingchi."

"What are you doing?" Ji Xingchi was still looking for the lamp, "Where is the lamp? Why can't I touch it? I remember it was near here."

While speaking, his fingertips touched something, and with a "snap", the lights suddenly turned on.

Ji Xingchi squinted his eyes, a little unaccustomed to the light, and took a while to look in. After seeing it, he was stunned and regretted turning on the light.

Under the bright light, in the gurgling water, Lu Wanyuan closed her eyes, leaning lazily against the wall, without any cover on her body, showing her beautiful figure.

Ji Xingchi took a deep breath, completely forgetting his purpose when he came, and turned off the light with a "snap", his voice was a little hoarse: "Call me after washing."

Lu Wanyuan: "..."

Ji Xingchi: "I need to take a cold shower and calm down."

After speaking, he quickly opened the door and went out.

Lu Wanyuan: "..."

Ji Xingchi lay on the bed as if lost, rolling back and forth on the bed with the quilt rolled up, Lu Wanyuan couldn't get out of his mind, Lu Wanyuan's wet long hair, Lu Wanyuan's waist that couldn't be squeezed, Lu Wanyuan The original fair and well-proportioned legs... ah!

Lu Wanyuan came out of the bathroom, turned on the night light on the bedside table, and looked down at the person covered in the quilt: "Are you still washing?"

No one answered her.

Lu Wanyuan: "Stars?"

Still no one answered her.

Lu Wanyuan lifted the quilt a little, looked inside, and wanted to laugh, she agreed to be calm and calm, and fell asleep now?

Little liar.

She raised her hand to turn off the light, lay back on the bed softly, and kissed the little liar on the face: "Good night, Xing Xing."

Early the next morning, the Weibo engineer who stayed up all night and finally got Weibo back to normal tweeted: It was too difficult for me, I finally fixed it, this time not to mention the photo of Ji Xingchi and Lu Wanyuan, it is Ji Xingchi and Lu Wanyuan The kissing photos posted on Weibo will not be paralyzed!

Netizens expressed doubts.

[Kiss photo?you sure? 】

[The popularity of group photos and kissing photos is not at the same level, little brother, do you understand that the flag cannot be set casually?Be careful slapping your face]

[I'm looking forward to the little brother who is a Weibo engineer being slapped in the face]

【I also!Waiting for the engineer brother to be slapped in the face]

[Are you still awake?Kissing photo?What about dreams? 】

【Dreams have everything, wash and sleep】

【Wash up and sleep, getting up early makes people mentally retarded】

The Weibo engineer who saw the netizen’s reply: “…”

The Weibo engineer who saw the netizen’s reply quickly deleted the blog, re-edited a post and clicked to send: I was too difficult, I finally fixed it, this time not to mention the photo of Ji Xingchi and Lu Wanyuan, it is Ji Xingchi and Lu Wanyuan ten Posting a group photo on Weibo will not be paralyzed!

Netizen:···

[The face-slapping speed is too fast]

【Simply fast】

【Looks like my little brother finally has some AC numbers in his heart】

"Director, the director is waking up, the preview is ready, Weibo is no longer paralyzed, we are ready to open, we are open for business," the little assistant stared at the two dark circles, and went to call the directors who were sleeping on the sofa. All night, my mind was muddled, as if I had a muddled head, "Guide..."

The little assistant's voice stopped abruptly. Looking at the directors who were huddled together on the sofa, you riding my legs, and I touching your feet, I felt that my three views were about to shatter, and I shouted directly: " Director! What are you doing!!!"

The director was sleepy, and hugged the assistant director like a pillow, "Don't make noise, what are you making noise about! Are you a chicken?"

The assistant director didn't even raise his eyelids, and found a comfortable position to nestle into that warm embrace: "Crow before the chicken crows! Shut up!"

Assistant: "..."

The little assistant looked at the directors sadly: "How decent are you! You're going to lose your job at the end of the festival!"

This voice was so penetrating that it directly woke up the staff in the room, of course, as well as the directors.

The directors woke up in a daze, and while cursing, they both opened their eyes, and then, they were all shocked.

The two bounced back suddenly, and the director sat down on the ground with a face full of horror, staring at the assistant director who was riding on the back of the sofa chair: "When the fuck did you climb on my bed!"

The assistant director sat on the back of the chair, shocked but rational: "This is a fucking sofa!"

Director: "Okay, sofa, when the fuck did you climb onto my sofa! Thief!"

The assistant director was wronged: "I was the one who slept on the sofa first yesterday! Thief!"

Director: "...it seems so."

Assistant director: "Hmph."

The picture was so beautiful that the assistant Xiao Zhang couldn't see it, and said in disgust: "Director, the trailer is done, the copywriting is also thought out, and Weibo is not paralyzed. When will we open?"

Assistant Director: "What time is it?"

Assistant: "It's eight o'clock."

Assistant Director: "Then let's do it now, before everyone has finished their breakfast, let's make them choke on their food!"

So, on this supposedly unremarkable morning, countless netizens choked on food collectively.

The guest lineup officially announced by the "Love at First Sight" program group directly ignited hot searches. In less than a minute after the official announcement, the comment area of ​​the "Love at First Sight" official blog was flooded by netizens who came after hearing the news.

[How fat four!Weibo what's wrong with you!Show me such psychedelic content early in the morning!It must be the wrong way for me to open it!Uninstall all over again! 】

[This is not true!Ah ah ah ah ah!not real!I do not believe! 】

[This must not be true!We may be blind!We must be blind!blind!ah! 】

【The Weibo engineer didn't fix the Weibo!It must be!It must be that after Weibo was paralyzed, the engineer brother didn't fix it all!So there is a bug! 】

Netizens who firmly believed that there was a bug in Weibo quickly shifted their positions and rushed to the comment area of ​​Weibo engineers.

[Engineer brother, come back quickly!Weibo is crazy!I suspect Weibo is crazy!If it's not crazy, I'm going to fucking be crazy! 】

[What's wrong with you on my Weibo!Wake up on my Weibo!Are you awake!You must not have woken up!You tweeted for "Love at First Sight" on your own, right! 】

【right!It must be so!Weibo, wake up! 】

The Weibo engineer hid behind the network cable, looked shiveringly at the comment section he had blown up, and thought with grief: I, an ordinary engineer who stayed up all night to repair the paralyzed Weibo, just want to sleep well at this moment Feel it!get some sleep!

The "Love at First Sight" program group that cost a thousand dollars!

Why do you want to have trouble with me! ! !

Weibo is going to be paralyzed again! ! !

Of course, the "Love at First Sight" program team did not hear the roar of the engineer brother. At this moment, everyone looked at the trending search content beamingly. Seeing that the hot search content from one to ten was contracted by their program team, it was really not too happy! ! !

"Director," the little assistant asked, "when will the trailer be released?"

"Wait a little longer," the director said kindly, "Give the netizens a chance to buffer, they are probably coughing after choking on food."

Assistant: "..."

You are really a good director with a kind heart and understanding.

Five minutes after the Weibo engineer fell into his comment area, he finally couldn't bear it anymore.Almost everyone in the comment section is questioning whether his Weibo has not been repaired, or whether there is a bug!

How can it be!The engineer brother thought angrily, you can question your blindness!But how can you question my lack of business ability!

【Responsibly tell everyone that there is no bug in Weibo!No! 】

【···】

【It turns out that everything is not a dream】

[woke up, heartbroken]

After the engineer brother proved his innocence, netizens finally stopped deceiving themselves and others, and Lu Wanyuan's fans and Ji Xingchi's fans finally reluctantly faced the reality.

Two minutes later, a topic titled #内星池卢玛原一看爱# quickly became the top trending search topic. The entertainment circle exploded. Going to participate in a love variety show called "Love at First Sight"!

【ah!Mom doesn't allow it! 】

Lu Wanyuan's fans were in a state of grief and wailing, and almost died on the spot. The two families have been tearing up each other for so many years, and they feel that life is not perfect if they don't meet each other. Holding hands and participating in a love variety show? !

【Can't!ah! 】

So the topic of #我家秋茶被猪果了# followed closely, and the number of retweets soared to the second place at an extremely fast speed.

Not to be outdone, Ji Xingchi's fans immediately let out heart-piercing cries, but, contrary to the previous state where the world seemed to be destroyed, they...they made cries of joy and celebration, wishing to see each other again Set off a string of firecrackers to show the excitement at the moment.

【ah!Ji Xingchi, you earned it! 】

【Mom is proud of you!As expected of you!Earn blood! 】

Lu Wanyuan's fans were stunned at the time: What kind of mental retardation is this! ! ?

Ji Xingchi's fans were dissatisfied: Why are you still swearing? The teacher said that swearing is wrong~

Look at this arrogant attitude!

Look at this swaggering tone!

Can Lu Wan's original fans bear it!Can't bear it!

So the two parties launched a wave of school-children's tearing sharks on the two arguments of "Ji Xingchi is not worthy" and "Why Ji Xingchi is not worthy".

At this time, Ji Xingchi and Lu Wanyuan, who are the rightful masters, were lying peacefully in the same bed and sleeping in Suiyue. If Li Mubai and Sheng Qianyu hadn't shouted at them outside the door to wake them up, they could have continued to sleep.

Li Mubai: "Sister, you guys are on the trending searches!"

Sheng Qianyu: "Wake up! Your fans are arguing! Weibo is about to collapse again!"

Assistant: "Weibo can't be paralyzed before the trailer is released! Go and comfort the fans! Our trailer hasn't been released yet! Ahhh! Wake up! It's open for business! Ancestors! Aww!"

Li Mubai: "..."

Sheng Qianyu: "..."

Li Mubai and Sheng Qianyu looked at each other, turned their gazes to the assistant's face, and questioned soulfully, "When did you come?"

The little assistant rolled her eyes and continued to call the two ancestors to get up: "Get up, get up, get up..."

Halfway through the yelling, it was interrupted by the sound of a heavy object slamming on the door.

Assistant: "..."

The little assistant made a triple jump in fright, leaning his back against the wall, and looked at Ji Xingchi and Lu Wanyuan's bedroom door in horror: Is it easy for him to call a bed!

Wait, why is this so weird?

In the bedroom, Ji Xingchi fished out a mobile phone in a daze, unlocked the screen and clicked on Weibo, probably glanced at the trending searches, and then forwarded the content of the "Love at First Sight" official announcement: it's just a variety show.

As soon as the phone was turned off, she threw it beside the pillow, nestled into Lu Wanyuan's arms, touched her slippery waist, and planned to continue sleeping.

"Whose phone did you use to post Weibo just now?" Lu Wanyuan asked lazily with her eyes closed, ignoring her groping hand.

"I don't know," Ji Xingchi replied casually.

Lu Wanyuan sighed: "Where is your mobile phone, give it to me."

Ji Xingchi felt under the pillow and handed her the phone.

Lu Wanyuan opened Weibo, didn't look at the trending search, only glanced at the content Ji Xingchi sent with her mobile phone just now, and then clicked forward: Don't take it seriously.

The Weibo engineer brother reposted their Weibo at the first time: Thank you for your speech, thank you for saving Weibo from death, I can finally sleep! ! !

The little assistant Gou Chongsong outside the door looked at Li Mubai and Sheng Qianyu: "Saving someone's life is better than building a seven-level pagoda, you two can call me a bed?"

Li Mubai: "..."

Sheng Qianyu: "..."

The two picked their ears together: "What's your name? Do you want to watch the live broadcast?"

Assistant: "..." Why can't I understand people's words.

Li Mubai and Sheng Qianyu rolled their eyes together, turned their heads and left: This little assistant looks so cute, I didn't expect, oh, I didn't expect, it turned out to be such a person.

The little assistant looked at the backs of them leaving indifferently and gracefully, wiped away the tears that did not exist in the corners of their eyes, and continued the task of waking up: "Sisters, save the children~ Post a Weibo~ Please be considerate of the Weibo engineer~ ~~"

"Bang", there was another sound of a heavy object hitting the door.

Assistant: "..."

The little assistant ran away crying: "Director! I won't cry on this bed! They bully people!"

The author has something to say: Xiaobaicai is rushing towards you~~~~

想我了吗！叉腰！感谢在2020-04-0423:27:18~2020-04-0621:38:10期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: 2 people who are not straight in the world; 1 silent growler;

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated the nutrient solution: Corgi qwq,? 5 bottles; 2 bottles of Yun Xuan; Ye Zhen, Yang Jiu, 442503071 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!