A single spark can start a prairie fire

As soon as the little assistant finished speaking, a violent male voice came from the monitoring device: "Kuang Yuelou! You fucking helped me! This is a love show, do you know it! Can you be a little professional?" Will your boyfriend die if you help me! Take your own suitcase and leave! Leave your boyfriend alone at the door! You are still human!"

The corner of the director's mouth twitched: "..."

Program crew: "..."

"Ha, hahaha," the assistant director twitched the corner of his mouth and interrupted, "Our guest is really, really full of energy!"

Director: Hehe.

Program staff: Just as long as you are happy.

When the irascible male voice came from the gate of the courtyard, Ji Xingchi was eating tomatoes. He was unprepared, and was frightened by the sudden sound from the door, his hands trembled. Half a tomato fell from her hand to the ground with a "crack", rolling After two laps, he fell into the grass.

Ji Xingchi was stunned, he forgot to swallow the persimmon in his mouth, subconsciously looked up at Lu Wanyuan, his eyes were like a child complaining to his mother: Mom, he scared my tomato away!Boo!

Lu Wanyuan squinted her eyes, looked at Ji Xingchi's innocent rabbit eyes that only appeared when she was frightened, and raised her eyebrows in displeasure. She glanced at the half tomato that had rolled into the grass and was stained with dirt, and then glanced at the door. position, I really want to pick up the half tomato!Stuff it into the mouth of the man at the door!

The voice at the door continued: "Kuang Yuelou, you are not human! You are indifferent! You are ruthless! You are cruel! You..."

"I'm a scumbag," the indifferent male voice continued, "Do you have any new words? He's quite a big man, and he can't even carry his own suitcase? Look at Sister Rensheng, and you didn't ask your boyfriend to help you. She took the suitcase..."

Before he finished speaking, he was slapped in the face.

There was another irritable male voice, but this time the irritable protagonist changed: "Sheng Qianyu, I advise you to show some face! Take your own luggage by yourself! Kindergarten children understand this truth! You treat me like your father!"

"Father," the sweet and soft female voice said lightly.

"Why are you calling Dad?" The man's tone was still irritable, "Come here for Dad! Take your own things! I have taught you many times but you still can't learn it. Come on, follow Dad and take your own things~"

"Master Zhang Ju'an!" The sweet female voice was no longer sweet, and instantly turned into a screaming chicken, shouting, "I tell you, being able to film a show with me is a blessing from your previous life! You are not grateful to Dade for kneeling It’s fine to thank me, but you’re still not satisfied with me! Who gave you confidence! If you didn’t sign the contract, you can’t break it! You think I’m willing to partner with you! Why don’t I find a little milk dog!”

"Sister, can you please take a look at your ID card?" The man stopped being irritable and sneered, "I beg you to face up to your age, I am three years younger than you, and if I am three years younger, I'm not a puppy. How old is it? Three years old?"

"Have you ever heard of a third-year girl holding a gold brick?" The woman snorted coldly, "I'll give you a gold brick, and if you don't hug it right away, throw it on the ground for me. I'll take you to the ophthalmologist to check it out, brother. See if you are blind or lame, or if you have some incurable disease!"

I, day.

Ji Xingchi and Lu Wanyuan looked at each other, both a little speechless. At this moment, they really doubted whether they came to the wrong set.

What about a love reality show?

What happened to the two couples at the door?

The leisurely and quiet atmosphere in the courtyard was broken by noisy quarrels, and the smell of gun|powder immediately spread.

Ji Xingchi rolled her eyes. To be honest, she just wanted to drag Lu Wanyuan away.

Of course, she was not the only one who wanted to leave, but also the director on the other side of the monitoring equipment.

The director sighed, what kind of shooting scene of a love reality show is this? This is simply a battlefield filled with gunpowder!battlefield!

This show can't be filmed.

With a small dark cloud of lightning, thunder, and rainstorm on the director's head, he sadly picked up his small bench, walked to a small corner ten meters away from the monitoring equipment and sat down, shutting himself up.

Out of sight, out of mind, he was afraid that if he continued watching, he would lose control of his emotions and rush to the battlefield to curse.

Two pairs of enemies, no, two pairs of CPs came into the yard cursing, looked around for the place where they were going to live for the next two weeks, and when they glanced at the vegetable field behind the yard, they finally noticed the man standing next to the vegetable field. Two people.

When the two pairs of CPs saw who was standing next to the vegetable field, they collectively froze in place, retracted their strides, and said hello in shock: "Mr. Lu, Mr. Ji."

Although Lu Wanyuan and Ji Xingchi are about the same age as them, they are much different from their status in the industry. The two pairs of CPs did not expect to see these two gods in this variety show. The program team did not tell them in advance. They, directly frightened them, and it was not because of the disparity in coffee status, but because these two were notoriously difficult to get along with in the circle.

An iceberg, and a firecracker that explodes at the slightest spark.

Geez, that's so fucking scary.

and many more!

When the expressions on the faces of the two CPs were thinking of something, they suddenly cracked, and it felt like the world had turned into a fantasy.

Aren't these two gods familiar with the rumors in the circle and may even have a bit of hatred!Why are they filming a love reality show together... These two fairies are both female in sexual orientation! ! ?

Me, fuck?

The two groups of CPs are full of question marks, you look at me, I look at you, their eyes are full of surprises, they dare not make a sound, they can only use their eyes to express their extremely rich inner activities.

"Hello, Lu Wanyuan," Lu Wanyuan greeted them.To be honest, she is not familiar with the guests in these two groups of CPs, and she can't even pronounce their names.

"Hello, Teacher Lu," the two pairs of CPs said in unison.

"Just call her by name," Lu Wanyuan said, then turned to look at Ji Xingchi, and lightly touched her back with her palm, "Xingxing, say hello."

Two pairs of CP: "···"

Watfaq?

Star?

so intimate?

"Hello, Ji Xingchi," Ji Xingchi waved his hand lazily at them, and added, "It's just a name."

"Ji Lao..." The two pairs of CPs got stuck collectively, and changed their words, "Ji Xing..."

The two pairs of CPs got stuck again.

Teacher Ji can't be called, it seems impolite to call him by his first name, but it's also impolite to call Xingchi.

mom!Save the child.

"Hello, Sister Xingchi." Among the two CPs, someone broke the silence first, it was a baby-faced with a clear face, "My name is Li Mubai."

Ji Xingchi: "Hello, brother."

Lu Wanyuan glanced at her, brother?

"This is my partner," Li Mubai pushed the man beside him forward, and introduced, "Kuangyuelou."

Hearing this, Ji Xingchi and Lu Wanyuan raised their eyebrows together and looked at each other, finally knowing who the culprit was who scared the tomatoes away.

"Hello, Sister Xingchi, I'm Kuang Yuelou," Kuang Yuelou said.

"Hello," Ji Xingchi smiled, and his eyes fell on his face with interest, looking at the legendary cold, ruthless and cruel man who also called himself a scumbag.

I have to say that this good looks is enough to be a scumbag.

"Hi sister Xingchi, I'm Zhang Ju'an," another man said with a smile.

"Hello," Ji Xingchi said meaningfully with a lingering smile on his lips, "little milk dog."

The corner of Zhang Juan's mouth twitched, and the smile froze on his face.

Sure enough, the part of his boastful words just now was heard, Zhang Ju'an thought, he probably didn't say anything too exaggerated just now...Damn it!He just asked Sheng Qianyu to call him daddy!

Thinking of this, Zhang Ju'an felt that he was in a bad mood, but the girl next to him laughed in a good mood, her eyebrows and eyes were curved, she stretched out her hand to Ji Xingchi: "Hello, I'm Sheng Qianyu."

"Hello," Ji Xingchi shook her hand loosely, deliberately teasing her, "Brick."

Sheng Qianyu was taken aback for a moment, then laughed, and Ji Xingchi also laughed, calmly calming down the atmosphere: "When you guys quarreled at the door, I thought you went to the wrong set."

"When I saw the little milk dog, to be honest, I thought I went to the wrong set." Sheng Qianyu was cheerful by nature, smiled and pointed to Zhang Juan next to him, and followed her words, "How can there be such a tall milk dog! Obviously I What I want is a white, tender and soft little milk dog, give me a wolf dog that can bite people, let me call you daddy on the first day we meet, I really can't live through this day."

As soon as the words fell, several couples laughed. The unfamiliarity of the first meeting faded a lot, and the atmosphere in the courtyard gradually became lively amidst their brisk laughter.

When going back into the house, Lu Wanyuan paused, turned sideways to let Zhang Juan and Sheng Qianyu back into the house, turned to look at Li Mubai who was fighting with his suitcase: "Mubai."

"What's the matter, Miss Wanyuan?" Li Mubai asked without raising his head while dragging three huge suitcases.

"Do you like tomatoes?" Lu Wanyuan asked quietly.

Ji Xingchi who passed by her: "..."

"I don't like it very much," Li Mubai said, "Sister, do you want to cook tomatoes at night? You don't have to worry about me, you cook yours, I can cook myself, and I will cook other things for you."

"I don't like to eat tomatoes," Lu Wanyuan leaned on the door frame, and said meaningfully, "It's a pity."

It's a pity that my star's half tomato.

Ji Xingchi, who had walked a certain distance, stopped, stepped backwards and returned to Lu Wanyuan, suppressed a smile and leaned into her ear, whispering, "Sister, you really hold a grudge."

If she guessed right, Lu Wanyuan was still thinking about her half of the tomato that fell off. She still hadn't forgotten Lu Wanyuan's displeased face before, wishing to stuff the half of the soiled tomato to scare her. Jump the expression in the person's mouth.

Lu Wan couldn't deny it, with a slight smile on her lips, she glanced at her: "Do you still eat tomatoes, I'll pick another one for you."

"Eat," Ji Xingchi smiled, if it wasn't for the camera, she really wanted to lick it up.

Lu Wanyuan's expression of wanting to vent her anger just now was too seductive.

Hook people into crime.

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