365 Difficult Ways To Live

When Fang Datuo received a call from Chu Yu, he collapsed.

"Chu Chu, are you being kidnapped? If so, just blink, Muyu is watching!"

"Looking at the surveillance screen, do I look like I'm being held hostage? Stop talking nonsense, and send the things here quickly, and don't let them go!"

"Do you want us to watch by the side?"

"No need, just deliver it to the door and leave, I'll get it."

After finishing speaking, Chu Yu hung up the phone, turned around and entered the room. Xia Yihan was sitting on the swing chair, holding a SpongeBob SquarePants doll in her arms. She put one foot up and the other out, her big toe touched the ground intentionally or unintentionally. , swinging back and forth on a swing.

"Wait a minute, I'm going to clean up the kitchen, the pots and pans have to be washed, and the pool has to be wiped."

Xia Yihan turned his head and looked at Chu Yu through the crack of the cradle, "Do you need my help?"

"No need," Chu Yu put on the apron, "I'll trouble you later, my little fellow, now leave these rough jobs to me."

Xia Yihan clasped the side of the hanging basket rattan chair, leaned out, and blew a kiss to Chu Yu: "mua~"

This villa is mainly used for renting out and hosting parties for college students and corporate departments. It is located in a remote location, far away from densely populated areas, and there are huts nearby, which is just in line with Chu Yu's ideal "detention place".

Before Xia Yihan was caught, Chu Yu asked Wu Ke to look for a "courtyard-style detention center" in this city. Wu Ke found a few places and sent her the 3D schematic diagram. After a few comparisons, she finalized this place. Village farm house.

After Xia Yihan was arrested, the security team led by Wu Ke transformed into a cleaning commando, cleaned up the huge two-story house spotlessly, and waited for His Royal Highness Chu to move in.

Of course, the pots and pans have been scrubbed clean, and people can't bear to touch them, for fear that their hands will stain the white body of the porcelain bowl.

Chu Yu said that she wanted to clean the kitchen utensils, but she just set aside time to wait for Fang Datuo to bring the knives, then she went to the door to get them, and then put them back in the kitchen. The whole process was sneaky, as if the two sides were transferring drugs.

Chu Yu didn't want Xia Yihan to see this scene, although she knew that Xia Yihan might have noticed that there were no sharp objects in the room to guard against her, but at least she couldn't do it too blatantly.

She didn't say anything, and Xia Yihan didn't ask, the two of them knew each other well and maintained a delicate balance.

The sharp knives and kitchen utensils are packed and put in a plastic storage box. It looks small, but because they are all made of stainless steel, they are quite heavy to hold.Fang Datuo hugged him up, and was ready to go out under the surprised eyes of Muyu and Song Qingyang.

Song Qingyang: "What are you doing?"

Fang Datuo didn't turn his head back: "I'll steal things and go out to cash in."

Song Qingyang stretched out his hand and stopped him: "You have to send it to Xiaohuaihua!"

Fang Datuo was holding the box, unable to free his hands, "Since you have guessed everything, please open the door for me."

"Wait a minute," Muyu turned up Chu Yu's picture, watching her busy in the kitchen, "Do you know how dangerous it is for Chu Yu to send it here?"

Fang Datuo: "This box was ordered by Grandma Chu, and it must be delivered to your door within 5 minutes. Aunts and grandmas, please do me a favor. If I'm late, I'll get a bad review!"

Mu Yu didn't mean to be in a hurry, and she didn't focus on him. She folded her arms, and there was a little doubt between her brows.

"I feel that Chuchu is like a rich man with a mistress. She is obsessed with sex. She will do whatever the mistress tells her to do, and she will keep her promise. Is this my illusion?"

Song Qingyang: "I want to be a mistress!"

Fang Datuo: "I want to be one too!"

After receiving the goods from the courier Fang, Chu Yu moved swiftly and put the things away in categories. The kitchen knife was placed on the oak kitchen knife holder, the scissors were hung on the sticky hook, and the folded fruit knife was placed in the fruit bowl to ensure that there were dangers everywhere in the kitchen. .

After cleaning up, Apprentice Chu invited Chef Xia out.She didn't have a mobile phone, so Chu Yu gave her a Walkman, in which she downloaded songs, all of which were soothing, which made people feel that there is love in the world after listening to it, and couldn't help but reflect on "why is she so bad".

Xia Yihan walked into the kitchen with the Walkman, put it on the shelf, played the music, and turned the Walkman into a small stereo, contributing background music in a low-key manner, the sound was not loud, faintly touching the eardrums.

At this moment, the hovering music is melodious and affectionate, a saxophone CarelessWhisper, permeating the corners of the kitchen.

Chu Yu leaned on the side of the vegetable sink with one hand, and asked about the class schedule: "Mr. Xia, what class do you have today?"

Xia Yihan opened the refrigerator and glanced at it: "There are tomatoes, Chinese cabbage, potatoes, cucumbers, eggs, pork, pork ribs, noodles... Today is the first lesson of the introductory lesson. It shouldn't be too difficult, so let's make tomato and egg noodles."

"Is this difficulty too low?"

Chu Yu was still thinking about making a whole dish, but she didn't even think that she didn't even enter the threshold of cooking, so she could only touch the noodles first.What's so difficult about noodles, isn't it just to boil the water, put the noodles down, scald them, and then pick them up?Anyone can do it.

"Does sister know how to fry eggs?"

"I don't know." Chu Yu blurted out.

Xia Yihan leaned on the cabinet, smiling without saying a word.

Chu Yu felt a little embarrassed, and waved his hands, "Hey, don't you need to teach me this?"

As she spoke, she took the tomatoes, eggs, and noodles out of the refrigerator and put them on the cutting board.

"Mr. Xia, what should I do first?"

Being called a teacher, Xia Yihan was very helpful, her eyes were curled up when she smiled, probably because she never smiled, her face was as smooth as silk, without a trace of wrinkles, when she first smiled, she was like a newborn baby, pure and full.

"Wash the tomatoes well, either in cold or hot water."

Chu Yu looked puzzled and stared at the tomato: "Will the vitamins not be lost if you wash it in boiling water?"

Xia Yihan: "It's easy to peel the skin after scalding it with water, sister doesn't like to eat the skin?"

Chu Yu thought about it, every time Fang Datuo made tomato scrambled eggs, he peeled off the skin, it seemed that he had figured out her taste.

After the tomato was cut, it was placed on the cutting board, and red juice flowed out. Chu Yu held the knife, feeling a little nervous. She controlled it, did not look at Xia Yihan, and forced herself to calm down.

Now that you have decided to trust her, you have to believe it to the end and give up halfway. It is better not to agree at the beginning.

Picking up the kitchen towel on the hook, Chu Yu wiped his hands, the juice slid down his fingertips and flowed through the wound on his thumb.

Chu Yu noticed that Xia Yihan's gaze kept on that scar, it was like a mark, recording that shared memory.

"The second step is to break the eggs into a bowl and beat them with an egg beater."

Chu Yu picked up the egg and held it with both hands, moving carefully so as not to accidentally crush it.She took the eggs, searched for things in the kitchen, and rummaged through the cabinets.

Xia Yihan made way for her, blinking his eyes: "What are you looking for, sister?"

"A needle."

"What are you looking for needles for?"

Chu Yu gestured: "Poke a hole in the egg so that the yolk and egg white inside will flow out."

The corner of Xia Yihan's mouth curled up, "Oh, that's a good way, but there is a quicker way, knock the egg against the edge of the bowl, the shell will break, and the egg white inside will go into the bowl."

Chu Yu held the egg, hesitated for a while, and expressed doubts about the feasibility of the plan, "But I can't control the force well, once I beat it, the liquid inside will splash out."

"Then you beat lightly to create a small crack, and then divide the eggshell in two along the crack, and the liquid will flow into the bowl obediently."

Chu Yu nodded and pursed his lips, looking a little nervous.Holding the egg in her hand, she felt trembling, mainly because in front of Xia Yihan, if she messed up, she would be a little embarrassed. She remembered that she was holding a scalpel, and she was not so nervous when she was close to the corpse for the first time.

She is the woman who is going to be Xia Yihan's attending doctor, how can she not even beat eggs?

Chu Yu pinched the egg and knocked it against the edge of the bowl. When he picked it up, he saw that there was not even a crack.The second time she tried it, with a sound of "pa--", the whole egg shattered, and the bowl bounced out, and a puddle of transparent yellowish liquid was pinched in her hand, which was sticky and greasy.

Xia Yihan's smile popped out of his nose, and there was a "chick", which was more pleasant than the sound of an egg breaking.

Chu Yu glanced back at her, then quickly washed his hands.

Started to harm the second egg, Chu Yu directly put it into the bowl, picked up the chopsticks: "Squeeze out the liquid, and it will all be in the bowl, I'm still smart!"

After crushing the egg with chopsticks, the egg white is in the bowl without a drop, but the eggshell is also mixed in, and it becomes a bowl of eggshell egg soup.

Chu Yu squatted next to the trash can, took a lot of effort to pick out the eggshells, and muttered while picking out: "It seems that I will have to pay the head teacher in the future. Cooking is really not a human job." !"

Xia Yihan moved a stool and sat at the door, her two long legs were placed on the footrest under the stool, she looked like a big frog, smiling and watching Chu Yu busy.

"Sister, you don't need to pay others. You kiss me every day, and I will cover all your meals."

Chu Yu paused, a little ashamed, his cheeks blushed, and after cleaning out all the eggshells, he didn't dare to turn his head.

She should have increased the dose of anesthetic yesterday, lest this girl start to glib when she woke up.

After the tomatoes, eggs, and green onions are all ready, start to cook.

The oil was crackling in the pot, and oil stars splashed out. Chu Yu took the spatula and dodged left and right in front of the stove, as if avoiding enemy shells, never daring to approach.

Xia Yihan was behind, using both left and right hands, clenching his fist and waving up and down, cheering her up: "Sister, don't be afraid, go ahead, lay eggs, you can lay eggs!"

Finally, seeing the thick smoke billowing in the pot, no more eggs, and the oil was about to burn dry, Chu Yu rushed forward, with sharp eyes and quick hands, and turned off the fire.

Xia Yihan blinked his big eyes: "Huh?"

Chu Yu put down the spatula and ran out of the kitchen door, "Wait for me, I'll go change the equipment."

Five minutes later, Chu Yu came back fully dressed. She was wearing a vacation straw hat, sunglasses on her nose, a bright red anti-PM5 padded mask underneath, and a cashmere scarf wrapped around her neck. , with no bare skin on the whole body, comparable to a large-scale sunscreen scene.

After entering the kitchen, Chu Yu put on another set of rubber gloves to make them "anti-fry" perfectly.

Xia Yihan raised his eyebrows when he saw her, his mouth changed from a big O to a small o: "Wow, my sister's dress is so chic!"

Chu Yu accepted the rainbow fart and continued to cook.

Because she was fully equipped, she no longer dodged, and dared to face the splashing oil and the billowing smoke.

Half an hour later, two bowls of dystocia tomato and egg noodles were finally born, and the midwife Chu brought them to the dinner table.

When choosing bowls, she chose the most elegant cherry blossom porcelain bowls, trying to use the appearance of the bowls and chopsticks to make up for the lack of food presentation.

The eggs were a bit burnt, the tomatoes had melted into pulp, and the noodles were okay, leaving a whole body.

Chu Yu sprinkled chopped green onion and handed the Japanese chopsticks to Xia Yihan.

The dining table is rectangular, covered with cartoon tablecloths, a bouquet of lavender is inserted in a lavender inverted fan-shaped vase, and the lights above the head are yellowish, sprinkling warm and faint colors.

Chu Yu and Xia Yihan were sitting next to each other. Before she took off the apron, she picked up a chopstick first, and tasted the noodles as if trying to test the poison.

The eggs are salty, the noodles are too soft, the tomato has no presence, but the soy sauce has too much presence.

After Chu Yu finished chewing and swallowing, tears almost filled her eyes. She was so moved that she actually made an edible food!

Xia Yihan picked up the chopsticks, and started to eat in a leisurely manner, rainbow farts kept coming out: "Hmm... my sister did a good job, people can eat it!"

Chu Yu saw that she swallowed a few mouthfuls without frowning or vomiting, and once again felt relieved and recognized her cooking skills.

But even if he was a little proud, Chu Yu still maintained a modest attitude, and planned to continue to ask for advice from the person next to him. She was the "Chinese Little Master" who could feed everyone in junior high school.

"Don't call me sister, I'm your apprentice now."

Xia Yihan took a sip of the soup, nodded his head as good as he could, looked at Chu Yu, his eyes sparkled, "Okay, baby!"

Chu Yu sat blankly in place, with a lump of noodles stuck in his throat, unable to get up or down.

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In the one-story house with a clear gap between the rich and the poor, three heads crowded in front of the computer, staring at the surveillance video, and six eyes almost popped out.

"She cooks, she actually cooks, I thought she would never have anything to do with cooking in her life!"

Mu Yu chuckled: "Maybe after a while, Chu Chu can take care of the entire Superman's food."

Fang Datuo withdrew tears of relief like an old father, and a sense of crisis hit him: "What, I feel like I'm going to lose my job!"

Song Qingyang was very numb from the "baby" just now, and he has not recovered yet, and his whole body is in a state of stiffness.Originally, she thought the surveillance was for protecting her work, but she didn't expect it to be for eating lemons online, which made her teeth fall out of sourness.

"Keep holding on, I'm going outside to patrol." Song Qingyang hurriedly slipped away.

Fang Datuo also took the opportunity to run away: "Yes, Xiaoyu, be more serious, I'll go and contact the team in Wangjiang City."

Mu Yu sat alone in front of the computer, his expressionless face couldn't stretch anymore, as if half of his teeth were hurting.