I want to be human

Weisheng has recently felt that something is wrong with Casio, and being courteous for nothing is either adultery or robbery.No, that guy brought a lot of coconuts again.

After Casio recovered, Weisheng released him again, but this time everything was different.

Weisheng accepted all the coconuts unceremoniously, and turned around to transport them back to his nest. Casio saw his plan and quickly grabbed his arm.Look, there is absolutely no such physical contact in Casio before.

What are you doing?Weisheng asked him suspiciously.

Casio smiled shyly: "I'll bake fish for you in the future, and now my skills are quite good."

After thinking about it for a while, he felt that there was nothing wrong with it, so Weisheng readily agreed, and made an appointment with Casio to have lunch and dinner every day before going home.Originally, Casio planned to have breakfast together, but Weisheng refused on the grounds that he wanted to sleep in.

Casio: Yay!To grab a man's heart, you must first grab his stomach, and the mermaid is the same, he has taken the first step to success.

When it was time for dinner, Weisheng went to hunt in the sea, and everyone else took the initiative to cook, so he must bring some ingredients.Out of a desire to show off to another male, he caught two uncommon sea fish to open Casio's eyes, and he could already imagine his expression when he threw these two fish to that guy's face .

As he had foreseen, Casio saw Yu's eyes widened in disbelief, Wei Sheng succeeded in playing a prank, and his tail could not stop patting the ground lightly in joy.

"It's okay to look strange, these two fish are so bright in color, aren't you afraid they might be poisonous?" Casio looked at Weisheng helplessly while covering his forehead.

It's not poisonous, Weisheng looks back suspiciously, he has eaten this kind of fish before, don't look weird, the taste is very good.He grabbed a fish and stuffed it into his mouth. The poor fish was still dying. Suddenly, he was bitten and struggled frantically in pain. With a force around his waist, he even broke free from Weisheng's hands, twisting and trying to return to the sea.

This is the real way to show off but get slapped in the face. Weisheng accidentally got hit by a fish with a red heart and slapped his tail on the face, his cheeks were covered with the fish's mucus.

Hmph, do you think you can escape?With a ferocious face, Weisheng threw himself at the damned fish, and with one paw, the fish was stabbed to death and could no longer die.

Casio, who witnessed everything, couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Weisheng became angry from embarrassment, and couldn't find a joke at all, so he threw the fish over with his backhand.

Casio was hit hard, and his health dropped by 99%.

After this meal, the relationship between Weisheng and Casio became inexplicably closer, and Casio even took the initiative to wipe the fish flakes on Weisheng's face with clean leaves.Usually living in seawater, Weisheng neglected to wipe his mouth after meals. He didn't realize this until after Casio wiped his mouth, which made him a little ashamed.

This shame reached its peak when Casio personally prepared to brush his teeth.

He is also a very clean person, okay? He can brush his teeth and wash his face. He didn't pay attention to this before because the conditions did not allow it. Later, it was because he was used to being a fish. These are useless to a fish.

Weisheng's resistance misunderstood Casio. He thought Weisheng couldn't accept such cleaning, so he coaxed the baby and said, "Good boy, it's a good habit to clean your teeth every day. Give it a try. It doesn't hurt at all."

I want you to tell me!Annoyed by Casio, Weisheng turned his head and dived into the sea.

Weisheng is very concerned about Casio's actions. Is his hygiene really bad?He's a fish, and a human cleaning program isn't for him.After thinking about it, Weisheng summoned the system to let it look for it, "Is there something on my teeth?"

The system glanced inside, and for a fish, it was considered clean, but according to human standards... So it asked the microbe whether it was according to human standards or mermaid standards.

"Of course it's a mermaid." Weisheng changed his words after finishing speaking: "Let's talk about it all."

The system complained silently, but now it is accepted very well. Before that, it was unwilling to be a fish. "According to the standard of a mermaid, your oral environment is very healthy, and your teeth are also kept very white and sharp. According to human standards also the same."

Wei Sheng nodded in satisfaction.

"But for humans, the fishy smell in your mouth is a bit heavier."

Oh, that means bad breath again.Thinking of how he yelled at him angrily when he rejected Casio, Casio's face turned green, so it wasn't caused by emotion but by his tone?

ah!what to do!It's embarrassing and shameful just thinking about it!Now that I think about it, Casio always avoided getting along with him in the past, so it was because of his breath?Weisheng felt that he would think of this matter whenever he saw Casio in the future, and he didn't want to meet him again.

The system comforted him by saying that all creatures living in the sea have a fishy smell, and you can’t smell it in the sea. In essence, it is normal for humans to clean their teeth regularly for oral health, and to clean their breath along the way. , there is no need to be embarrassed.

Weisheng: "If you don't listen, you won't listen to bastards chanting scriptures."

The next day Weisheng awkwardly took the lunch fish to the appointed place, Casio was already waiting, he smiled wryly and said: "If you don't want to, I won't force you, don't run away like this next time, okay? "

Weisheng knew that he was a little too sensitive yesterday, so he came down the stairs, nodded reservedly, and handed him the fish.It is considered that he has winks, if he dares to complain about these things, he will flick his tail and beat him to death.

The unpleasant scene at the beginning passed quickly. The day before, Weisheng restrained himself and ate only one grilled fish. Today, holding his breath, he picked up two fish and gnawed them left and right. He still gave Casio a provocative look.

Compared with Weisheng's childish performance, Casio was very calm, and returned a doting smile, and thoughtfully patted Weisheng on the back when he choked on eating too quickly.

The other party's refusal to eat oil and salt seemed a little hypocritical and stingy, so he simply turned his grief and anger into appetite and ate up the two fish, and finally burped.

Not to mention anything else, this guy's grilled fish level has skyrocketed. He still remembers the first time he ate Casio's grilled fish, the taste was actually not good, so he didn't want to eat it after eating for two days up.After many years, Casio apparently learned the special fish grilling technique without a teacher, and also found a lot of seasonings, which made the grilled fish more delicious after removing the fishy smell.

Two fish weighing nearly ten catties may satisfy Casio, but they definitely cannot satisfy microbiology.After eating all the grilled fish by himself, he regretted a little, and realized that he was too naive, so Weisheng decided to catch more fish and bring them over the next day.It is still very easy to feed a person on an uninhabited island, but there is also no surplus meat supply, and fish is a good source of protein at this time.

But fishing is easy and it is difficult to bring fish.

Friends, do you have the trouble of catching fish underwater and releasing prey?The witty Weisheng tells you from personal experience that you only need a small sturdy wooden stick to string five or six fish without much effort, saving you the trouble of going back and forth.

The two have been getting along for a long time, and Weisheng has become a lot more casual. Now he can calmly take over Casio's homemade toothbrush and brush his teeth, and wipe the corners of his mouth. After getting used to it, he ignores it.

Occasionally, when the moonlight is just right, Weisheng will lie on the shore and bask in the moon.

Casio looked at Weisheng fascinated. Under the moonlight, the silver scales of the mermaid gleamed. Bewitched by the sea goblin, he involuntarily stretched out his hand to caress it. The hand was unexpectedly delicate and lubricated, and he shivered with gratitude for the cool touch. , is as beautiful as imagined.

Weisheng was frightened by the sudden touch, turned 180 degrees, and curled his tail sensitively to one side.After seeing the prankster, Weisheng gave Casio a condemning look, "This is not good."

Putting his hand behind his back, rubbing his five fingers involuntarily, savoring the remaining touch, Casio nodded understandingly: "I was the one who was abrupt, and I won't do this without your permission in the future."

Weisheng flicked his tail speechlessly, trying to get rid of that weird feeling, how could he touch the mermaid's sensitive tail?This is a worse behavior than touching other people's buttocks. It's like touching the bottom of other people's thighs. It's a perverted behavior, you know?Besides, who would let others touch themselves without incident.

Twolegs are easy to push.