I want to be human
Chapter 20 Salted Fish Survival
At the beginning, the system just felt embarrassed and prepared to hide for two days before coming out. When wandering in the system space, it also had a heart-wrenching thought. When it sneaked to the earth, it shouldn't be soft-hearted. Binding the microbes that just died, they They don't even match the basic attributes, so that they don't match up with human bodies every time. The conversations often go in an indecent direction. There are also big differences on the gender of the other half. The task completion process is too difficult.
This is the end of the matter, let's talk about it openly and honestly, and solve all the problems. First of all, Weisheng can no longer be passive and sabotage. From the system's point of view, this is an incredible thing, isn't it because the sex of the object is the same as yourself?Take Mo Yao as an example, what an excellent man, he is well-educated, works hard and has a high social status, it took him several years to accept him, and he said more than once that Mo Yao would be perfect if he were a girl. It's sexism.
However, this does not mean that it has no mistakes. Its biggest mistake is its radical thinking and lack of seriousness in work. The predecessors are right, it is not ready to be a system at all, and it is always perfunctory to the host.
Weisheng has many shortcomings, but he is also a good person. Now that he has been bound, he must perform the duties of both parties.Birth, old age, sickness and death are the norm. The forced intervention of the system has saved Weisheng on the one hand, and on the other hand, it has also made the future of Weisheng no longer clear.
When the system rarely had a serious conversation with Weisheng, something happened.
After scanning the entire plane over and over again, the system did not expect their speed to be so fast, and felt again, oh, it was the system who was equivalent to the dean of a human school, and the system was scared like a dog at that time. , complaining in my heart.
Isn't it just playing truant, I didn't expect to send this big killer to catch it.
In the world of systems, each system has no name when it is educated, or only has a number, which consists of a large series of letters and numbers.Each system is an independent individual, with huge differences in personality and ability. After education, in order to have their own personality, many systems will give themselves another name, which is used to call each other with people who are very close to them, which is equivalent to a nickname. The presence.
The system used to catch it is different. In addition to the number it was born with and its own nickname, it is also given a title because of its outstanding work-Xun.
The responsibilities of the trainers are very wide, one of which is to discipline the system of improper thinking.For babies with special systems, corporal punishment or locking up in a dark room are useless means of punishment.Imagine a child who is not afraid of beating or scolding, how to let them know that they are wrong, reflect on themselves and ensure that they will not make the same mistake again?Training is fine.The systems that can get the job title of "training" all have strong verbal skills and distinctive personal characteristics, but there is always one that suits you.
It is said that after listening to some sermons, some of the supervisors admitted their mistakes in tears, and some changed their previous brutal style and smiled every day. own title.However, there are very few opportunities to work in the system known as training. Their main business is more important and confidential work, and they generally do not accept cases that are not heinous and have bad views.
It seems that the mistake made by sneaking out to do the task is more serious than the system imagined.
This scan lasted for several years, and the system was almost overwhelmed. Fortunately, it was not Xun who came in person. As long as it does not take the initiative to scan this kind of machine, there is no way to find it.But it won't last long. Once such a large-scale scan appears, it means that Xun has a general direction. It will be a matter of time before the system stays in this plane and is caught. The scans will become more and more frequent in the future. until it is caught.
However, Weisheng couldn't bear to escape by force, and once again, he would become mentally retarded and drooling.
How to do?Salad.
To accept punishment is to be ready when you come out, at least you have to complete the task before going back, and hope that the young couple can have a big breakthrough when it disappears.
After the scan was over, the system immediately went online to check the physical condition of its host. Well, he is well developed and healthy, and he has mastered all the skills taught to him, which is not bad.The system is gratified and decides to be more gentle and patient with microbes in the future.
Look at the task object again.
Huh?What about the task object?
The system has disappeared for several years, and once it goes online, it roars at the host, tsk tsk tsk, bad reviews.Weisheng commented expressionlessly.
"What's wrong with the task object again?" the system asked through gritted teeth.
"He built his own boat and went to sea."
Calm down, the system told me that the road I chose would end even if I cried.It asked: "How long have you been walking, and which direction do you know?"
Weisheng: "I don't know."
System: "Don't even know?"
Weisheng: "I don't even know."
system:......
I really want to beat up the host and shut him up in a small black room.
"At least I have a general impression."
Weisheng: "At least ten days, maybe a month? I don't know, I haven't paid much attention to it."
The system felt that if it had a head, it would definitely be blown up by Wei Qi.
"Then you are still basking in the sun leisurely, why don't you hurry up and chase after him!"
Weisheng: "I don't want it."
System: "What did you say? I didn't hear you clearly, please say it again."
Weisheng: "I don't want it."
The system smiled: "Give me a reason not to kill you."
Weisheng: "Hehe."
Hehe, you are paralyzed, did the previous host have this kind of virtue?For the thousandth time, the system regretted letting Weisheng out by force.
The system covered his chest, looked at Weisheng as calmly as possible and said, "Your partner can only be a man."
Weisheng: "What did you say? I didn't hear clearly, please say it again."
System: "I said, your object can only be a man, if it is not this man, it will be that man. In short, you are determined!"
Weisheng: "What did you say? I didn't hear clearly, please say it again."
System: "Don't play dumb, I don't want to repeat it, it's just what you heard."
Weisheng: Maybe I have a fake ear, I seem to hear the system say something scary.
System: "Actually, it was written in the original contract that the gender of the host task object I bind must be male."
Regardless of whether Weisheng can accept it or not, the system continued on its own: "Systems like mine generally choose female hosts, but there are also a small number of people who choose male hosts, such as me."
Hearing this, Weisheng couldn't help laughing, "So you're a gay system."
The system has a black line: "You didn't listen to me well before, but now you listen very carefully."
Smiling: "Because I have special chatting skills."
Yes, only listen to what you want to hear.
System: "Do you know why I didn't ask you to rush to do the task before, but stayed here to train you?"
Weisheng: "You've already asked that, of course I don't know."
System: "Because this piece of water is very special, you couldn't leave alive in your original situation."
Weisheng was surprised: "It's so powerful."
The system said irritably, "Stop talking nonsense, and explain it to you on the way."
The microbes and the system rushed in the direction where Casio left.
According to Weisheng's current strength, it is still very dangerous to pass through that water area. It will take at least another two years of practice to pass safely, but time is urgent, so we can only gamble.
It's not that the system has never thought about controlling the microbe's body, but it will consume a lot of energy to shut it down and sleep. It has learned a lesson and can't just leave the host alone.
The system is in a hurry, while Weisheng is leisurely.
Over the years, Weisheng has also learned a lot about Casio from the side. This person built a wooden hut in a state of poor resources, and tirelessly tried to leave. During this period, Weisheng hardly gave any help, but occasionally he found out that he would give some. When the fish landed, I don't know if Casio received it.
With this kind of spirit, Casio will succeed sooner or later, so Weisheng is not worried about him. The survival experience in the past few years will only make him stronger.
In the end, he worked out a delicate boat, and left silently without saying goodbye.
Weisheng was still a little sad, if it weren't for the small animals as eyes, he would have no way not to know the news.In the past few years, he has hardly seen Casio, and the person who was as beautiful as a girl in his impression turned into a black figure that flashed by.The fool also saw who he was hiding from.
Weisheng thought angrily, just hide, I don't care about it.
The author has something to say:
Squeezing out thousands of words every day, I feel like I'm going to be hollowed out.
This is the end of the matter, let's talk about it openly and honestly, and solve all the problems. First of all, Weisheng can no longer be passive and sabotage. From the system's point of view, this is an incredible thing, isn't it because the sex of the object is the same as yourself?Take Mo Yao as an example, what an excellent man, he is well-educated, works hard and has a high social status, it took him several years to accept him, and he said more than once that Mo Yao would be perfect if he were a girl. It's sexism.
However, this does not mean that it has no mistakes. Its biggest mistake is its radical thinking and lack of seriousness in work. The predecessors are right, it is not ready to be a system at all, and it is always perfunctory to the host.
Weisheng has many shortcomings, but he is also a good person. Now that he has been bound, he must perform the duties of both parties.Birth, old age, sickness and death are the norm. The forced intervention of the system has saved Weisheng on the one hand, and on the other hand, it has also made the future of Weisheng no longer clear.
When the system rarely had a serious conversation with Weisheng, something happened.
After scanning the entire plane over and over again, the system did not expect their speed to be so fast, and felt again, oh, it was the system who was equivalent to the dean of a human school, and the system was scared like a dog at that time. , complaining in my heart.
Isn't it just playing truant, I didn't expect to send this big killer to catch it.
In the world of systems, each system has no name when it is educated, or only has a number, which consists of a large series of letters and numbers.Each system is an independent individual, with huge differences in personality and ability. After education, in order to have their own personality, many systems will give themselves another name, which is used to call each other with people who are very close to them, which is equivalent to a nickname. The presence.
The system used to catch it is different. In addition to the number it was born with and its own nickname, it is also given a title because of its outstanding work-Xun.
The responsibilities of the trainers are very wide, one of which is to discipline the system of improper thinking.For babies with special systems, corporal punishment or locking up in a dark room are useless means of punishment.Imagine a child who is not afraid of beating or scolding, how to let them know that they are wrong, reflect on themselves and ensure that they will not make the same mistake again?Training is fine.The systems that can get the job title of "training" all have strong verbal skills and distinctive personal characteristics, but there is always one that suits you.
It is said that after listening to some sermons, some of the supervisors admitted their mistakes in tears, and some changed their previous brutal style and smiled every day. own title.However, there are very few opportunities to work in the system known as training. Their main business is more important and confidential work, and they generally do not accept cases that are not heinous and have bad views.
It seems that the mistake made by sneaking out to do the task is more serious than the system imagined.
This scan lasted for several years, and the system was almost overwhelmed. Fortunately, it was not Xun who came in person. As long as it does not take the initiative to scan this kind of machine, there is no way to find it.But it won't last long. Once such a large-scale scan appears, it means that Xun has a general direction. It will be a matter of time before the system stays in this plane and is caught. The scans will become more and more frequent in the future. until it is caught.
However, Weisheng couldn't bear to escape by force, and once again, he would become mentally retarded and drooling.
How to do?Salad.
To accept punishment is to be ready when you come out, at least you have to complete the task before going back, and hope that the young couple can have a big breakthrough when it disappears.
After the scan was over, the system immediately went online to check the physical condition of its host. Well, he is well developed and healthy, and he has mastered all the skills taught to him, which is not bad.The system is gratified and decides to be more gentle and patient with microbes in the future.
Look at the task object again.
Huh?What about the task object?
The system has disappeared for several years, and once it goes online, it roars at the host, tsk tsk tsk, bad reviews.Weisheng commented expressionlessly.
"What's wrong with the task object again?" the system asked through gritted teeth.
"He built his own boat and went to sea."
Calm down, the system told me that the road I chose would end even if I cried.It asked: "How long have you been walking, and which direction do you know?"
Weisheng: "I don't know."
System: "Don't even know?"
Weisheng: "I don't even know."
system:......
I really want to beat up the host and shut him up in a small black room.
"At least I have a general impression."
Weisheng: "At least ten days, maybe a month? I don't know, I haven't paid much attention to it."
The system felt that if it had a head, it would definitely be blown up by Wei Qi.
"Then you are still basking in the sun leisurely, why don't you hurry up and chase after him!"
Weisheng: "I don't want it."
System: "What did you say? I didn't hear you clearly, please say it again."
Weisheng: "I don't want it."
The system smiled: "Give me a reason not to kill you."
Weisheng: "Hehe."
Hehe, you are paralyzed, did the previous host have this kind of virtue?For the thousandth time, the system regretted letting Weisheng out by force.
The system covered his chest, looked at Weisheng as calmly as possible and said, "Your partner can only be a man."
Weisheng: "What did you say? I didn't hear clearly, please say it again."
System: "I said, your object can only be a man, if it is not this man, it will be that man. In short, you are determined!"
Weisheng: "What did you say? I didn't hear clearly, please say it again."
System: "Don't play dumb, I don't want to repeat it, it's just what you heard."
Weisheng: Maybe I have a fake ear, I seem to hear the system say something scary.
System: "Actually, it was written in the original contract that the gender of the host task object I bind must be male."
Regardless of whether Weisheng can accept it or not, the system continued on its own: "Systems like mine generally choose female hosts, but there are also a small number of people who choose male hosts, such as me."
Hearing this, Weisheng couldn't help laughing, "So you're a gay system."
The system has a black line: "You didn't listen to me well before, but now you listen very carefully."
Smiling: "Because I have special chatting skills."
Yes, only listen to what you want to hear.
System: "Do you know why I didn't ask you to rush to do the task before, but stayed here to train you?"
Weisheng: "You've already asked that, of course I don't know."
System: "Because this piece of water is very special, you couldn't leave alive in your original situation."
Weisheng was surprised: "It's so powerful."
The system said irritably, "Stop talking nonsense, and explain it to you on the way."
The microbes and the system rushed in the direction where Casio left.
According to Weisheng's current strength, it is still very dangerous to pass through that water area. It will take at least another two years of practice to pass safely, but time is urgent, so we can only gamble.
It's not that the system has never thought about controlling the microbe's body, but it will consume a lot of energy to shut it down and sleep. It has learned a lesson and can't just leave the host alone.
The system is in a hurry, while Weisheng is leisurely.
Over the years, Weisheng has also learned a lot about Casio from the side. This person built a wooden hut in a state of poor resources, and tirelessly tried to leave. During this period, Weisheng hardly gave any help, but occasionally he found out that he would give some. When the fish landed, I don't know if Casio received it.
With this kind of spirit, Casio will succeed sooner or later, so Weisheng is not worried about him. The survival experience in the past few years will only make him stronger.
In the end, he worked out a delicate boat, and left silently without saying goodbye.
Weisheng was still a little sad, if it weren't for the small animals as eyes, he would have no way not to know the news.In the past few years, he has hardly seen Casio, and the person who was as beautiful as a girl in his impression turned into a black figure that flashed by.The fool also saw who he was hiding from.
Weisheng thought angrily, just hide, I don't care about it.
The author has something to say:
Squeezing out thousands of words every day, I feel like I'm going to be hollowed out.
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