I want to be human
Chapter 16 Salted Fish Survival
Just swimming in the sea like this, Weisheng said that this kind of life is very much to his liking.He even made a sleeping nest in a gap between the seabed and the outside world.Now he has no worries about food and clothing, and has a house.
On the contrary, the system is covered with low air pressure, and it looks like a storm is coming.
Weisheng couldn't read the system's expression since his IQ went offline, and he still happily asked the system: "My dear, what shall we have for breakfast today?"
The system did not speak, and threw a saury at Weisheng.
Weisheng was a little unhappy: "One piece is not enough."
The system didn't speak, and threw another saury at Weisheng viciously.
Weisheng happily gnawed on today's lunch, and said vaguely: "Thank you dear, but next time let's eat another kind of fish, no matter how delicious the fish is, it will get boring if you eat it every day." Looking at the system, he thought that with a good-looking face, he would be lovable no matter what he did.
The truth is, the beautiful mermaid boy grabbed two saury fish and tore them vigorously side by side, blood staining the surrounding waters red.His mouth was full of fish meat, and densely packed sharp fangs could be vaguely seen from the constantly opening and closing lips.It is precisely because of a face that is as beautiful as a fairy, that the beautiful and cruel appearance looks even more frightening.Especially when he is still looking at you with longing eyes, as if he is not chewing fish, but you.
System: ...When will my miserable days end?
The force value of the mermaid tribe is still quite strong. Their bewitching appearance and singing voice, coupled with their sharp minions, make them the overlords in the water.The powerful tail not only gives them unimaginable speed in normal times, but also can surprise the enemy with a fatal blow in battle.
Weisheng has a stronger body than ordinary mermaids, but a mentally handicapped heart makes him have a powerful force but can't use it.It took several days to learn how to walk underwater, not to mention fishing. Leaving this safe sea area is courting death, so the system has been very helpless in training microbes.The system didn't open the plug-in for him, so he drank the sea water pitifully, trying to survive by digesting the plankton and small fish and shrimp in the water, and almost starved to death himself.
The system can't, it can only take care of the baby's microbiology.In order to end this kind of life earlier, the system searched for information very seriously, but did not find any reliable solution, so it could only recover slowly by itself.It may also be because he was too hasty before leaving and did not download the relevant information.
Anyway, there is no good way for now.So the desperate system and the brainless microbes who lost their memory lived a happy life on the bottom of the sea.
I don't know how long the muddy days have passed, but the system remembers that it was a stormy day, and a turning point in its life has arrived.
After finally feeding Weisheng, who was waiting to be fed, and coaxing him into the underwater nest to prepare for sleep, the system actually found a suitable Bai Fumei nearby.At the beginning, the system couldn't believe its own titanium alloy system eyes. The search range is so small and microbes can still be encountered. This chance is almost as good as buying a lottery.
There must be some cruise ship or other ship that is about to sink in such weather.Yay~!It's cruel to those shipwrecks, but yeah~!
At first, I thought that the task would not be completed until the year of the monkey, but I didn't expect that there would be another village.
With tears in his eyes, the system told Weisheng: "Quick! Your real man is right ahead, go and take him down."
Weisheng tilted his head, and asked puzzledly: "Why is it the right man? I don't want the right man, I want a girl."
System: "You have no choice, no girl, go and attack that man."
Weisheng pointed at his fingers aggrieved: "But I don't like men, I want a girl, a girl who is fragrant and soft."
The system had no choice but to lie to him and say, "In this world, there are no sweet and soft girls, only sweet and soft men."
"What!" Weisheng opened his eyes wide in surprise, "Isn't that perverted?"
The system said: "Where is the abnormality, you can't just deny others just because their worldview is different from yours. Take a step back and say, if you haven't tried it, how do you know you don't like it? What if you will like it?" If you don't try it out, how do you know you don't like it?In the last world, you also rejected it at the beginning, but then you liked it very much, and you almost broke up with me because of a man.
Weisheng asked in embarrassment: "Are there any ordinary girls? You don't need to be sweet and soft, just a girl."
Seeing that the real man over there was about to be swept away by the waves and burp far away, the system was cruel and smirked: "I was wrong, but she is actually a flawed girl with poor breasts. Stop thinking about it." , If you don’t save people, you will die!” If you miss this one, you really don’t know how long you will have to wait for the next one.
Weisheng only hesitated for a moment, then nodded and agreed: "It's okay, I like girls, I'm not picky."
The system was taken aback by the lower limit of the brainless microbes, but it still calmly opened the plug-in, letting the microbes save the "sister" quickly.
Speaking of which, he tricked Weisheng into signing the contract in the first place, hehehe.
As soon as he heard that the girl was in danger of falling into the water, Weisheng turned on his horsepower and swam upstream towards the arrow.The sea is turbulent, but the bottom of the sea is still calm, which saves Weisheng a lot of effort on the way.
Sister, I'm here to save you~ Weisheng hummed "You're going to marry me today", and rushed forward excitedly.
In the distance, a figure struggled and thumped on the surface of the sea, trying to reach a plank several times, but the sea water was merciless and beat the person down again and again.That person's strength is getting weaker and weaker, and it seems that he has been swallowed by the waves.
Weisheng's eyes lighted up. Although the girl looked a little stronger from a distance, she was slender and had long golden hair that showed a unique style even when she was wet.
girl!Weisheng swam over excitedly.Don't be afraid, I'm coming!
Holding the girl's arm with both hands, Weisheng struggled to swim to the shore.The waves as high as a person kept rushing up fiercely, trying to press down the people who wanted to escape.Although Weisheng is the son of the sea, it is still very difficult to save a person on the stormy sea.
Weisheng babbled, thinking, I can't tell, this girl is a bit heavy.Then a girl who was inattentive and who was relieved punched Weisheng on the chin.
"Damn it." Weisheng was depressed, he kindly saved you but you hit me?If it weren't for his good temper, this girl would have given up long ago if she didn't cooperate and liked to move around and hit him.
In order to make the girl quieter, Weisheng shouted at the top of his voice: "Don't be afraid! I'm here to save you! Don't move around now, let's go to the shore and talk about it!"
It was said that the girl struggled even harder.
Microbiology: …
Wei Wei was so angry that he didn't have the energy to pity her, and he yelled into the girl's ear: "If you don't cooperate like this again, I'll knock you out and take you away!"
These words are of course useless, but the girl stopped struggling after a while.Before Weisheng came, she had fought hard for a long time, and now she really didn't have the energy to make trouble anymore, Weisheng suddenly felt a lot easier.The girl's pulse was very strong, but her breathing was weak, and her eyes were tightly closed. It seemed that there was no major problem, except that she was a little swollen.
Before she had time to think, the girl's lips turned purple from the cold.The weather was still crazily raining, and Weisheng had to find a way to warm her up. In this case, she was probably dehydrated, and it would be really serious if she caught a cold again.
But Weisheng is a fish now, he can't go ashore to take the girl to a safe place, so he has to bring her back to the nest.
When he finally moved the girl into the nest, Weisheng almost collapsed from exhaustion, and the girl also looked like she didn't know if she was alive or not.Weisheng looked at the girl lovingly, and tidied her clothes and hair.This person pays the most attention to appearance. If he finds himself in such a mess, he will definitely make trouble again.
Weisheng froze for a moment, who was he thinking about?Why does he have no impression at all.
Shaking his head to shake off the strange thoughts, Weisheng looked at the girl worriedly, touched her neck to check her pulse: "System, the girl won't die, right?"
The system hummed: "No, if you are worried about something going wrong, just do artificial respiration."
Wei Sheng blushed: "Then what an embarrassment, it's the first time I met her."
The system was speechless: "Artificial respiration and kissing are two different concepts. Where did you think?"
Weisheng blushed even more: "I'm already thinking about what name I should name my child with her."
System: "..., don't worry, there will be no children."
Weisheng was shocked at first and then calmed down: "What! Am I infertile? Forget it, I can adopt one when the time comes."
So the system lost confidence in the brainless microbes.
On the contrary, the system is covered with low air pressure, and it looks like a storm is coming.
Weisheng couldn't read the system's expression since his IQ went offline, and he still happily asked the system: "My dear, what shall we have for breakfast today?"
The system did not speak, and threw a saury at Weisheng.
Weisheng was a little unhappy: "One piece is not enough."
The system didn't speak, and threw another saury at Weisheng viciously.
Weisheng happily gnawed on today's lunch, and said vaguely: "Thank you dear, but next time let's eat another kind of fish, no matter how delicious the fish is, it will get boring if you eat it every day." Looking at the system, he thought that with a good-looking face, he would be lovable no matter what he did.
The truth is, the beautiful mermaid boy grabbed two saury fish and tore them vigorously side by side, blood staining the surrounding waters red.His mouth was full of fish meat, and densely packed sharp fangs could be vaguely seen from the constantly opening and closing lips.It is precisely because of a face that is as beautiful as a fairy, that the beautiful and cruel appearance looks even more frightening.Especially when he is still looking at you with longing eyes, as if he is not chewing fish, but you.
System: ...When will my miserable days end?
The force value of the mermaid tribe is still quite strong. Their bewitching appearance and singing voice, coupled with their sharp minions, make them the overlords in the water.The powerful tail not only gives them unimaginable speed in normal times, but also can surprise the enemy with a fatal blow in battle.
Weisheng has a stronger body than ordinary mermaids, but a mentally handicapped heart makes him have a powerful force but can't use it.It took several days to learn how to walk underwater, not to mention fishing. Leaving this safe sea area is courting death, so the system has been very helpless in training microbes.The system didn't open the plug-in for him, so he drank the sea water pitifully, trying to survive by digesting the plankton and small fish and shrimp in the water, and almost starved to death himself.
The system can't, it can only take care of the baby's microbiology.In order to end this kind of life earlier, the system searched for information very seriously, but did not find any reliable solution, so it could only recover slowly by itself.It may also be because he was too hasty before leaving and did not download the relevant information.
Anyway, there is no good way for now.So the desperate system and the brainless microbes who lost their memory lived a happy life on the bottom of the sea.
I don't know how long the muddy days have passed, but the system remembers that it was a stormy day, and a turning point in its life has arrived.
After finally feeding Weisheng, who was waiting to be fed, and coaxing him into the underwater nest to prepare for sleep, the system actually found a suitable Bai Fumei nearby.At the beginning, the system couldn't believe its own titanium alloy system eyes. The search range is so small and microbes can still be encountered. This chance is almost as good as buying a lottery.
There must be some cruise ship or other ship that is about to sink in such weather.Yay~!It's cruel to those shipwrecks, but yeah~!
At first, I thought that the task would not be completed until the year of the monkey, but I didn't expect that there would be another village.
With tears in his eyes, the system told Weisheng: "Quick! Your real man is right ahead, go and take him down."
Weisheng tilted his head, and asked puzzledly: "Why is it the right man? I don't want the right man, I want a girl."
System: "You have no choice, no girl, go and attack that man."
Weisheng pointed at his fingers aggrieved: "But I don't like men, I want a girl, a girl who is fragrant and soft."
The system had no choice but to lie to him and say, "In this world, there are no sweet and soft girls, only sweet and soft men."
"What!" Weisheng opened his eyes wide in surprise, "Isn't that perverted?"
The system said: "Where is the abnormality, you can't just deny others just because their worldview is different from yours. Take a step back and say, if you haven't tried it, how do you know you don't like it? What if you will like it?" If you don't try it out, how do you know you don't like it?In the last world, you also rejected it at the beginning, but then you liked it very much, and you almost broke up with me because of a man.
Weisheng asked in embarrassment: "Are there any ordinary girls? You don't need to be sweet and soft, just a girl."
Seeing that the real man over there was about to be swept away by the waves and burp far away, the system was cruel and smirked: "I was wrong, but she is actually a flawed girl with poor breasts. Stop thinking about it." , If you don’t save people, you will die!” If you miss this one, you really don’t know how long you will have to wait for the next one.
Weisheng only hesitated for a moment, then nodded and agreed: "It's okay, I like girls, I'm not picky."
The system was taken aback by the lower limit of the brainless microbes, but it still calmly opened the plug-in, letting the microbes save the "sister" quickly.
Speaking of which, he tricked Weisheng into signing the contract in the first place, hehehe.
As soon as he heard that the girl was in danger of falling into the water, Weisheng turned on his horsepower and swam upstream towards the arrow.The sea is turbulent, but the bottom of the sea is still calm, which saves Weisheng a lot of effort on the way.
Sister, I'm here to save you~ Weisheng hummed "You're going to marry me today", and rushed forward excitedly.
In the distance, a figure struggled and thumped on the surface of the sea, trying to reach a plank several times, but the sea water was merciless and beat the person down again and again.That person's strength is getting weaker and weaker, and it seems that he has been swallowed by the waves.
Weisheng's eyes lighted up. Although the girl looked a little stronger from a distance, she was slender and had long golden hair that showed a unique style even when she was wet.
girl!Weisheng swam over excitedly.Don't be afraid, I'm coming!
Holding the girl's arm with both hands, Weisheng struggled to swim to the shore.The waves as high as a person kept rushing up fiercely, trying to press down the people who wanted to escape.Although Weisheng is the son of the sea, it is still very difficult to save a person on the stormy sea.
Weisheng babbled, thinking, I can't tell, this girl is a bit heavy.Then a girl who was inattentive and who was relieved punched Weisheng on the chin.
"Damn it." Weisheng was depressed, he kindly saved you but you hit me?If it weren't for his good temper, this girl would have given up long ago if she didn't cooperate and liked to move around and hit him.
In order to make the girl quieter, Weisheng shouted at the top of his voice: "Don't be afraid! I'm here to save you! Don't move around now, let's go to the shore and talk about it!"
It was said that the girl struggled even harder.
Microbiology: …
Wei Wei was so angry that he didn't have the energy to pity her, and he yelled into the girl's ear: "If you don't cooperate like this again, I'll knock you out and take you away!"
These words are of course useless, but the girl stopped struggling after a while.Before Weisheng came, she had fought hard for a long time, and now she really didn't have the energy to make trouble anymore, Weisheng suddenly felt a lot easier.The girl's pulse was very strong, but her breathing was weak, and her eyes were tightly closed. It seemed that there was no major problem, except that she was a little swollen.
Before she had time to think, the girl's lips turned purple from the cold.The weather was still crazily raining, and Weisheng had to find a way to warm her up. In this case, she was probably dehydrated, and it would be really serious if she caught a cold again.
But Weisheng is a fish now, he can't go ashore to take the girl to a safe place, so he has to bring her back to the nest.
When he finally moved the girl into the nest, Weisheng almost collapsed from exhaustion, and the girl also looked like she didn't know if she was alive or not.Weisheng looked at the girl lovingly, and tidied her clothes and hair.This person pays the most attention to appearance. If he finds himself in such a mess, he will definitely make trouble again.
Weisheng froze for a moment, who was he thinking about?Why does he have no impression at all.
Shaking his head to shake off the strange thoughts, Weisheng looked at the girl worriedly, touched her neck to check her pulse: "System, the girl won't die, right?"
The system hummed: "No, if you are worried about something going wrong, just do artificial respiration."
Wei Sheng blushed: "Then what an embarrassment, it's the first time I met her."
The system was speechless: "Artificial respiration and kissing are two different concepts. Where did you think?"
Weisheng blushed even more: "I'm already thinking about what name I should name my child with her."
System: "..., don't worry, there will be no children."
Weisheng was shocked at first and then calmed down: "What! Am I infertile? Forget it, I can adopt one when the time comes."
So the system lost confidence in the brainless microbes.
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