I want to be human

Tiny Chick is a boy, his size is just right, his figure is just right, he is neither superior nor lagging behind his peers, it can be said that he is a standard Chinese size.Especially his skin is very good, pink and tender, which is what he is most proud of.

To be precise, tiny chickens are birds.He was called Weiweiji because when he was a child, some relatives pointed at him and called him "little/chicken/chicken". Tiny birds sound better than tiny chickens.

Tiny chickens didn't quite understand it when they were just born, and it wasn't until they were in kindergarten that they discovered that some people "don't have little birds".That really shattered the little chicken's three views. So are there people in this world who don't have birds?

For example, Xiao Hua in the class next door.The Huzi in that class ripped off her skirt, pulled down her panties and shouted: "Look, Xiaohuamu has a little bird, she is a monster!" Then everyone gathered around to look, and was surprised to find that Really, there are still people without birds in this world!Stand up!

Xiaohua went home crying and told her mother that she was a monster. Xiaohua's mother was so angry that she went to the kindergarten to find a teacher the next day.

I forgot to mention that the ratio of male to female births was extremely unbalanced that year, especially in the kindergarten that Wei Weiji went to, there was only Xiaohua and a girl.

Of course, later the teacher severely criticized Hu Zi.I also specially opened a class introduction, saying that children are divided into boys and girls, those with birds are boys, and those without birds are girls.Girls are not as strong as boys because they are going to have babies, so boys have to protect girls.

Then Huzi thought for a while and said, the little flower will be a boy when it grows up in the future, right?

The teacher had no choice but to answer that this thing is born and will not grow out the day after tomorrow.

Huzi didn't know what he thought of, and asked again with sympathy: "Last time, I said that those born without arms are disabled. They are more inconvenient than us to live, so we have to help them. That little one Peanut was born without a bird, is it a disability? How does she usually go to the toilet? Do you need our help?"

The teacher twitched cheekily, not knowing how to answer him.This unlucky child's imagination is too good.

Huzi patted his chest to himself, fortunately I was born with birds, the girl is so pitiful.

The teacher's heart is also very broken. Since accepting Huzi as a student, he feels that his hair has grown a lot, and he is worried.This kid is a fighter among bear kids, no one can stop him from getting sick.

The teacher tried to change the subject, but Huzi still persisted and said, "Teacher, my dad said before that eunuchs are people without birds. Are they disabled people who are born without birds? Xiao Hua is actually a disabled person?"

A skinny little boy in the back row raised his hand and shouted: "Teacher! I know! I know! It's said on TV that eunuchs are the ones who chopped up birds!"

Then a room full of children made a sound of breathing.The little chicken felt a chill all over its body, shivered in fear, and hugged itself tightly.

Teachers are cracked up, and parents and TV are teaching kids shit right now.

The teacher finally got angry and asked the students to quiet down loudly. Whoever discusses this kind of problem again will have a little red flower, and the whole class calmed down.

Later, Weiweiji heard that both Huzi and the skinny little boy had been found by their parents.Especially Huzi suffered a disaster. According to Xiaopang, this time Huzi was miserable. He was beaten by his parents and cried loudly. His house was three buildings away from Huzi’s house and he still listened to it. Clearly.

Later, when Huzi found out what he had said, he pushed Xiaopang to the ground, punched him, and threatened him not to speak nonsense.

As a result, Xiaopang turned around and reported to the teacher, and Huzi was asked by his parents again.The next day Xiaopang continued with a bruise on his face, Huzi was miserable this time, he was beaten by his parents and cried loudly, he screamed so loudly that he could still hear it clearly three buildings away from Huzi's house clearly.

Wei Weiji didn't participate in this, but he would tremble uncontrollably when he heard the word "chop".

What a beautiful childhood, the little chicken who is no longer pure when he grows up thinks about it.

Since entering adolescence, Wei Weiji has been hacked and hacked by the butcher's knife of the years, and he is no longer that pink and tender little cutie.Thinking of how he had grown into a strange shape and had strange hair, Tiny Chick was heartbroken.

Fortunately, his childhood sweetheart Fifth Girl doesn't dislike him at all, and still loves him.

Until that day, the day every boy has come.

It was an ordinary night, as usual, when taking a bath, Wei Weiji put on shower gel to prepare for a fragrant fragrance, and Miss Wu gently scrubbed him.That's right, because of the inconvenient nature, things like taking a bath have always been done by the fifth girl. After all, I always feel that I can't wash off the dirty things after washing.Everything is normal, but Wei Weiji felt different that time.

He hoped that the fifth girl could be heavier, faster, heavier, faster, heavier, faster...

And then... Tiny Chicken spits up.

Wei Weiji was shy and didn't talk to Miss Wu for a few days.After holding back for a few days, he and Miss Wu came again, and again.

Then everything seemed to go back to the way it was, but something was different.For example, Tiny Chick began to yearn for the company of Miss Wu when she took a bath, and looked forward to Miss Wu's arrival in the morning, and even poked her head at some inopportune times, hoping that Miss Wu could give her some comfort.

Tiny Chick thinks he's in love.

Fifth girl is so gentle, always knows when to do what, and the speed and frequency are also his favorite.When she was with her, the pain and heat of Tiny Chicken turned into comfort.Every time thinking of this, Tiny Chick would feel ashamed.And look forward to the next time.

For many nights, Weiweiji spent the company of Miss Wu, spitting up milk every time.Sometimes several times a month, sometimes several times a day.In any case, Tiny Chicken is very satisfied with the current situation.I hope in my heart that it would be great if I can live a shameless life with Miss Wu from now on.

However, the reality is cruel.Whenever you are content with the status quo and enjoy it, accidents happen.Just like the plot in The Walking Dead, when the protagonists find a safe and reliable foothold to settle down, a large wave of zombies will attack.

Tiny Chick couldn't remember when that annoying guy came, he didn't even care.By the time you notice this person, it will be too late.

It's like this again today, said the annoying guy, is it comfortable?Next I will make you more comfortable.

Then the tiny chicken is licked.

At first, Tiny Chicken refused. A warm, soft, wet thing left water stains on his body and head.That annoying guy kept rubbing him, making him all red.Adhering to the spirit of defending herself as jade for the fifth girl, Wei Weiji resisted resolutely for a long time, but all these efforts paled in comparison to that annoying guy's efforts.

Finally, Tiny Chicken cried and spit out milk.

Hey, I'm not pure anymore, I'm defiled.

Tiny Chicken was originally a very kind and friendly bird, but that annoying guy was too much.Once, he didn't even touch him the whole time, which made him spit up milk against his will.

When I was playing the craziest before, I would always rest and fight again after reconciling with the fifth girl, because the little chicken was a little tired after spitting milk, and the fifth girl was very understanding to rest with him.But what about that annoying guy?No rest time is given to him, as if he has endless energy.

The tiny chicken who had spat out her milk felt empty in her body and empty in her head.His body was flushed red, and his skin was even scratched a little. It could be said that he was a rag doll.

I dislike him.Thinking of this, a tear flowed from the corner of Wei Weiji's eyes.

The author has something to say:

This is a warm, funny, curious, and colorful little story.The protagonist of the story is not Weisheng, but has a close relationship with Weisheng and is his very important friend.The content of the story also has little to do with the text, and whether you read it or not will not affect the plot.

The production of this little story is purely the author's brain hole, without any logic at all.Please do not read any more innocent children, so as not to tarnish the purity of the heart and grow needles.The little angels who accidentally clicked out of curiosity pretended not to see it, and quickly turned it off.

I'm a serious writer.

Finally, if you insist on watching, and think that the occasional sulfuric acid wash is fine, all I can say is--

No time to explain, get in the car!