Everyday life

On a Saturday night, the dry crops have been raining for a long time.

Ten o'clock in the morning the next day.

Li Huailing twisted his white buttocks, wrapped his hands around Yuan Jun's arms, and pouted: "Husband, you are responsible!"

Yuan Jun held the mobile phone, glanced at it, and saw Li Huailing's expression of "come and tease me", adhering to the principle of being responsible for the crops he cultivated, Yuan Jun put down the mobile phone and asked kindly: "What's the matter?" ? Discomfort in the back?"

Li Huailing blushed and twisted: "I hate it, no, husband, you have to be responsible! Hmph!"

Yuan Jun got goosebumps all over his body from being hummed, this person had a convulsion early in the morning, and unfortunately he had to accompany him in the play, but he could only accompany him in the play.

Li Huailing looked at him? ? ?The expression on his face made his mouth pout even higher.

Yuan Jun smirked and said, "The baby is here!"

I saw Li Huailing's shy face, humming non-stop.

Yuan Jun: "What??? Baby??? When?"

Li Huailing: "I want to kiss and hug, but I can't hold it high."

Li Huailing stood up and bit Yuan Jun's chin hard: "My dear, how can you be so cruel, have you forgotten what happened last night?!"

Yuan Jun frowned and stroked his chin. The bite was so hard that it probably left teeth marks.

Seeing the red tooth marks on Yuan Jun's chin, Li Huailing got scared, and retreated back into the bed silently, with an expression that I want to sleep, please don't disturb.

The play hasn't finished yet, how can there be an advertisement, Yuan Jun tore off the thin blanket covering him with one hand, overlapped himself with Li Huailing's body amidst Li Huailing's screams, and swallowed the screams , turned into other beautiful voices, played into a song.

Li Huailing woke up from starvation, was too tired to move, his waist was sore and his legs were weak, and it was the result of a short story that happened on the spur of the moment.Yuan Jun woke up early, the sound of cooking and the smell of pork ribs could be heard from the kitchen outside.

Just as Li Huailing's stomach was growling and his heart was howling, the bedroom door was pushed open. Yuan Jun was wearing a maid's apron with straight legs. Because of his height of 1.8 meters, the skirt of a maid's apron It's more than the point, Li Huailing always wants to laugh when he sees it.This is what I bought online on a whim while watching anime one day, which is really a wise choice.Then one day, Li Huailing bought such an apron deeply after being destroyed by hot hands.

Yuan Jun looked at Li Huailing and couldn't help laughing: "My child, get up and eat."

Li Huailing: "Uh...uh!!! Child...he...mom!"

Yuan Jun: "Didn't you say you had it before? Why did you forget it so quickly, motherfucker!"

Li Huailing had a black line in his head: "..."

Yuan Jun didn't let him go, pretending to be terrified and said: "Our child won't be done away with, child fucking!"

Li Huailing hurriedly said: "Well, it's gone, it's gone, I'm going to confinement, and I can't go to bed recently."

How could Yuan Jun tolerate the delicacy in his mouth, "Our poor child", Yuan Jun said as he walked to the bed and sat down, and continued to say, "If the child is gone, we must continue to create, why not take advantage of the present, child His mother."

Li Huailing turned over like a carp and jumped out of bed. He could almost hear the creaking of his bones. He didn't dare to delay and ran into the toilet. Through the door of the toilet, he could only hear Li Huailing's small voice: "My child's father, we will have a long time to come." !!!”

After Li Huailing washed, he came to the dining table with his gurgling stomach in his arms. On the table were his favorite corn stewed pork ribs, a scrambled egg with bitter gourd, and shredded pork with green peppers. He sat down and waited for Yuan Jun to bring the bowls and chopsticks.

Li Huailing was drinking the fragrant corn ribs soup, very satisfied, Yuan Jun said leisurely: "Mother, please drink slowly, after all, we are here... the day... the party... long!!!" Li Huailing was caught I was choking, why did I have a bad feeling, as if a certain word was being emphasized heavily, I drank the soup and thought silently: don’t listen, don’t listen, bastard chant!

After Li Huailing finished eating and cleaned up, he nestled on the sofa and Ge You lay down. After Yuan Jun washed his hands, he came over and sat down. He picked up Li Huailing and put him on his lap. Those who have just finished sanitation are covered in sweat.

"Let go, it's so hot!" Li Huailing continued to twist, but Yuan Jun's hand was like iron, and it was still hot iron that was about to burn. Li Huailing felt that he was about to collapse and hadn't broken free.The sound of warm breathing came from the ear, pressing against the ear bit by bit, and the ear turned red at a speed that was already visible.

Yuan Jun gently bit Li Huailing's earlobe. He liked Li Huailing's earlobe, it was fleshy, and he couldn't get enough of it.Yuan Jun stretched out his tongue and licked it. Li Huailing made an indistinct sound, struggling almost without force. This body has been completely controlled by Yuan Jun. Li Huailing has changed from the barren land at the beginning to the fertile land of the landlord's house now. .

Yuan Jun kissed Li Huailing's face, his skin was exceptionally good, many girls envied him, some even thought he used such good skin care products, only Yuan Jun lived in the same room with him and knew, he stayed up late to play games Love to eat junk food, some people are so enviable.

Li Huailing was dying. Yuan Jun was on a business trip for a week and only came back yesterday. There was no one to cultivate the dry land. It was suddenly raining and dew yesterday, and he couldn't control it for a while. He was playing a little crazy. He would really die from drought or waterlogging.Li Huailing turned his head and said to Yuan Jun, who was holding him behind him, with a serious and righteous speech: "No, the crops have been over-cultivated."

Yuan Jun suppressed a smile: "Children's mother, you think too much. I have been squeezed dry by the crops and I have no strength." Molested: "My child, didn't you want to kiss and hug? Isn't it satisfying you now?" Li Huailing looked hopeless, because of the small theater in the morning, Yuan Jun didn't plan to let him Now, he is the "child's mother", and he feels like shooting himself in the foot with a stone.

But it's not over yet!So what I hear the most today is:

"Mother, child, pass me the phone."

"Fucking mother, my husband will feed you grapes."

"Children's mother, Qing soldiers...be careful, Ake!"

"Children, let's go to a supermarket and buy some food together!"

"Fuck the kid..."

"Fuck the kid..."

"Fuck the kid..."

…………

The day is finally over.

Before going to bed, Yuan Jun put his arms around Li Huailing, and whispered in his ear: "Damn the child, where is our child...he is with me, I will give him to you..."

In the discordant voice, Li Huailing was crushed by "the child's mother".

In a daze, he still thought that he must make an appointment with Yuan Jun tomorrow, and he never wanted to hear the words "children's mother" again! ! !

The author has something to say:

This is the first time I post an article, the words are immature, if you think it’s okay, I hope you will support me a lot.