Huge in the pit

#Set Uchiha Izumi is not dead

Recently, Senshou Feijian's catchphrase has changed. It is no longer "Brother, shut up!" but now "Brother? He went to gamble!" "Brother, he went to find Madara!" "Brother? He went on a date with Madara!"

Everyone in Konoha knows that Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara are friends, and Senju Tomona, Uchiha Madara, and Uchiha Quanna are deadly enemies.But today's Senju Feima is no longer the deadly enemy of the Uchiha brothers.Qianshou Feijian went on strike, and only he knew why he went on strike.

Qianshou Feijian carefully recorded his words and deeds at every moment, because he recently suffered from indirect amnesia, and each memory can only be stored for 15 minutes.

Senju Tobima gave himself a reminder that he could find at any time. One: If someone asks where Senju Hashirama is, he must have gone to gamble; Home; Three: If Senju Hashima and Uchiha Madara disappeared together, then they must have gone out together again.

According to the above three points, Senshou Feima, who failed to see the notes in time, came to the conclusion that if the eldest brother disappeared, then the eldest brother went to gamble, or the eldest brother went to find Madara, or went on a date with Madara.

On this day, Uzumaki Mito went to Senshouzhujian to discuss the marriage contract. The elders hoped that they could complete the wedding as soon as possible. , so he asked: "Tima, do you know where Hashirama went?"

Thousand Hands: "Maybe I went to the casino."

Uzumaki Mito: "There is no casino, I have already looked for it."

Thousands of Hands: "Where's Uchiha Madara's house? Have you gone too?"

Uzumaki Mito wondered, "Why did you go to Uchiha Madara's house?"

Qianshou Feijian: "Oh! They should go on a date."

Whirlpool Mito: ...

Uzumaki Mito, who heard Senju Tomona admit that Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara were dating, took a breath.She knew that the two of them had an affair, and that scumbag in Qianshou Zhujian wanted to step on two boats.

Senju Bashirama: No, Mito and Madara, listen to me!

Uchiha Madara: ? ?

Uzumaki Mito: Return you?I will kill you Senju Bashirama.

Uchiha Izumi: I knew that Senjujuma had no good intentions.

A hidden guard ran over and looked at Qianshou Feijian who was leisurely eating red bean cake, "Master Feijian, there are still many documents that have not been processed."

Senju shook his legs, "Looking for Hokage."

Dark Guard: "Master Hokage is not here."

Thousand Hands: "Then go find where he is."

Dark Guard: "I don't know where Lord Hokage is."

Thousand Hands: "Then what is the use of you looking for me?"

The dark guard said seriously: "Because you are Hokage's younger brother, Senshou's second in command."

Thousand Hands: "Casino, Uchiha Madara's house, and places where they often go on dates, let's go!"

The dark guard understood, and recruited a group of dark guards to sweep up the casino.All casinos that have appeared in Qianshouzhujian must be seized.

Casino: Senju Hashirama and dogs are not allowed.

Senshou Bashirama: Banban~, they bully me.

Madara Uchiha: Get out!

Uchiha Izumi: Seducing my brother again!

At night, when Senju got lost, he calmly caught two fish by the river and roasted them for himself. At this time, Uchiha Quanna came running.

Uchiha Quanna said angrily: "Where did your big brother abduct my brother?"

Qianshoubeijian: "Again? Abduction?" This information is too suspicious.

Uchiha Izumi was excited, "It's not that he pesters my brother every day, how could my brother leave me, he has always appeared in my brother's room recently, if Senju Zhuma didn't want to lie to my brother, how could he even break the engagement , that was the marriage contract he made since childhood!" After speaking, Uchiha Izuna wept aggrievedly.

Senju handed over the sleeve to Uchiha Quanna, and Uchiha Quanna wiped it with his sleeve randomly.

Qian Shou Fan comforted: "You feel wronged if they are still in love now. If you get married and have babies in the future, won't you cry every day!"

Uchiha Izumi: "Thousands of hands, you bully me, fire escape. Hao fireball technique."

Qianshou Feijian jumped into the water immediately, it was unimaginable that the fire was burning.

Uchiha Quannai was even more angry, Senshou Feijian dared to look down on him, and didn't even want to talk to him, even more aggrieved. "It's all your fault, you bastard. Men can't have children at all. It must be you, bastard, who did something bad again."

Thousand Hands replied indifferently: "Have you ever given birth?"

Uchiha Izumi: "No!"

Between the thousand hands: "Then how do you know that men can't give birth?"

Uchiha Quanna: "I, I know, did you ever give birth?"

Thousands of hands spread out.

Uchiha Izumi: "Then how do you know that men can have children?"

Qian Shou Fan looked at him innocently, "I don't know if I can have a baby!"

Uchiha Izumi: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !

Qian Shou Feijian sighed: This child loves to cry more!

Uchiha Madara: Wait until I kill that Thousand Hands Gate.

Senshou Bashirama: Tobima, how could you bully Quanna!

Uchiha Izumi: Senju Hashirama and Madara are really together, woo woo woo woo woo!

Uchiha Madara and Senju Hashirama: ...why are you crying louder.

Uchiha Madara left with Uchiha Quanna in his arms, and Uchiha Quanna showed a triumphant smile at Senju Bashirama.

On the tree by the river, Senju, who lost his memory again, sneezed between the doors, looked at the reminder in his hand and said in a daze, "Could it be that Madara Uchiha is a woman?"